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Photo.  Elliot  &  Fry 

ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 
Aged  Twenty-three,   1911. 


THE   LIFE  OF 
ROBERT   PALMER 

1888-1916 


BY 

THE   LADY   LAURA   RIDDING 

AUTHOR  OF 
'SOPHIA  MATILDA  PALMER,   COMTESSE  UE  FRANQUEVILLE  "  ETC. 


HODDER    AND    STOUGHTON 

LIMITED  LONDON 


"Ir  is  only  when  men  are  drawn  out  of  self 
by  love  of  those  near  and  dear  to  them  that 
their  souls  are  turned  to  catch  the  finer 
appeal  to  a  wider  and  more  arduous  self- 
sacrifice,  and  so  become  able  to  rise  succes- 
sively by  stepping-stones  of  their  dead  selves 
to  higher  things." 

R.  S.  A.  PALMER. 


FOREWORD 

THIS  record  of  a  life  full  of  promise  of  noble  service 
to  God  and  man  has  been  written  at  the  desire  of  the 
family  and  friends  of  Robert  Palmer,  my  nephew.  If  it 
brings  inspiration  to  a  wider  circle,  those  who  love  him 
will  rejoice  that  his  longing  to  help  others  continues  to 
fructify  although  he  is  no  longer  with  us. 

They  and  I  join  in  grateful  recognition  of  the  assistance 
given  to  me  by  all  whose  reminiscences  of  him  have  added 
shape  and  distinctness  to  this  slight  sketch. 

LAURA  ELIZABETH  RIDDING. 

August  1921. 


CONTENTS 


CHAPTER  I 
CHILDHOOD,  1888-1902  .....          1 

CHAPTER  II 

WINCHESTER,  1902-1907         .  .  .  .  .14 

CHAPTER  III 

OXFORD,  1907-1909  •  •  .  .  .  .39 

CHAPTER  IV 

OXFORD,  1909-191 1    ......       56 

CHAPTER  V 

INDIA,  1911-1912       ......       83 

CHAPTER  VI 

INTERIM,  1912-1914  .  .  .  .  .  .94 

CHAPTER  VII 
INDIA,  1914-1915       .  .  .  .  .  .118 

CHAPTER  VIII 
MESOPOTAMIA,  1915    .  .  .  .  .  .149 

CHAPTER  IX 
THE  END,  1916          .  .  .  ,  .  .  .180 

INDEX  202 


ILLUSTRATIONS 

ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER  .  .  .      Frontispiece 

Aged  twenty-three,  1911. 


FACING   PAGE 


TOP  (aged  six  and  a   half)  AND   BOBBY  (aged  five),  1893  .         8 

ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER  .  .         ^.  .       96 

Aged  twenty-five,  1913. 

CAPTAIN  THE  HON.  R.  S.  A.  PALMER  .  .  .128 

6th    Battalion,   the    Hampshire    Regiment   (India). 
Aged  twenty-seven,  1915. 


VJI 


CHAPTER   I 
CHILDHOOD,  1888-1902 

IN  poignant  contrast  with  its  tragic  end,  the  life  of  Robert 
Stafford  Arthur  Palmer  began  in  a  period  of  world- 
prevailing  peace,  when  the  echoes  of  the  celebration  of 
Queen  Victoria's  first  Jubilee  still  reverberated  through 
the  British  Empire  and  when  that  Empire  lay  steeped 
in  the  sunshine  of  peace,  plenty,  and  prosperity. 

Bobby  (to  call  him  by  the  name  by  which  he  was 
always  known  to  his  family  and  friends),  the  third  child 
of  my  brother  and  his  wife,  Lord  and  Lady  Maud  Wolmer,1 
was  born  at  20  Arlington  Street,  London  (the  house  of 
his  grandfather,  Lord  Salisbury),  on  26th  September 
1888.  His  baptismal  names,  reminiscent  of  politicians, 
were  given  him  as  those  of  his  maternal  grandfather  and 
of  his  godfathers,  Mr.  Arthur  Balfour  and  Sir  Henry 
Stafford  Northcote. 

The  years  of  Bobby's  childhood  coincided  with  those 
of  the  greatest  period  of  Lord  Salisbury's  premiership  ;  a 
circumstance  which,  from  the  first,  brought  statecraft 
prominently  before  the  mind  of  his  little  grandson. 
Bobby's  earliest  thoughts  were  mingled  indistinctly  with 
scraps  of  political,  philosophical,  and  religious  discussions 

1  Their  family  consists  of  : 

1.  Mabel   Laura   Georgina,  born    6th    October   1884.     Married    The 

Viscount  Howick,  i6th  June  1906. 

2.  Roundell  Cecil,  born  isth  April  1887.     Married  The  Hon.  Grace 

Ridley,  gth  June  1910. 

3.  Robert  Stafford  Arthur,  born  26th  September  1888.     Killed  in  the 

battle  of  Umm-Al-Hannah,  2ist  January  1916. 

4.  William  Jocelyn  Lewis,  born  isth  September  1894. 

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2         ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

overheard  in  the  conversations  of  his  elders  during  meals 
and  walks.  This  talk  on  matters  concerning  the  Govern- 
ment of  the  Commonwealth  fascinated  him  and  his  elder 
brother,  and  aroused  their  keen  interest  in  our  national 
leaders  and  the  questions  of  the  day,  at  an  age  when 
most  children  are  unaware  of  the  existence  of  either  the 
men  or  the  movements. 

In  the  early  childhood  of  every  life  there  are  certain 
traits  which  indicate  future  marked  characteristics  of  the 
personality.  Two  such  I  recollect  of  Bobby  :  one,  as 
showing  that  tendency  to  morbid  self-consciousness 
which  appeared  to  some  of  us  to  be  the  only  flaw  in  his 
singularly  white  character ;  the  other,  as  foreshadowing 
his  dogged  determination  to  fulfil  his  religious  duty  in 
the  face  of  all  obstacles. 

It  was  always  a  perilous  adventure  to  take  little 
Bobby  out  to  luncheon.  All  enjoyment  might  be 
poisoned  by  potatoes.  He  could  not  endure  being  helped 
to  them  by  anybody  ;  and,  when  they  were  handed  to 
him,  if  he  delayed  to  help  himself,  too  often  a  friendly 
hostess  or  footman  would  unwittingly  do  the  fatal  act 
and  place  them  on  his  plate.  Tragic  tears  at  once  began 
to  trickle  down  his  cheeks,  ending  in  a  collapse  of  sobs. 
When  Bobby  was  an  Oxford  scholar,  at  a  time  when  he 
was  staying  with  uncongenial  companions,  he  wrote  to 
his  father  :  "  You  used  to  laugh  at  me  for  weeping  when 
I  was  offered  potatoes.  I  wept  because  the  footman 
wouldn't  understand,  and  it  all  felt  so  helpless  and  un- 
avoidable. And  now  I  often  have  exactly  the  same  feeling 
here.  There  are  hundreds  of  thoughts  and  hopes  in  my 
heart.  I  ask  for  sympathy — they  don't  understand,  they 
offer  me  potatoes  !  It  is  a  feeling  of  hopeless  impotence." 
Notwithstanding,  he  never  allowed  this  sensation  of 
hopeless  impotence  to  paralyse  his  action  when  duty 
required  service  of  him.  Once  when  Bobby  was  six 
years  old,  he  was  sitting  in  a  seat  at  the  farther  end  of  a 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER         3 

large  London  church.  He  was  taken  unawares  by  the 
alms-bag  being  handed  to  him,  and  it  occupied  some  time 
for  him  to  extract  a  penny  from  his  purse ;  meanwhile,  the 
sidesman  passed  on  and  left  him  untithed.  He  quietly 
slipped  out  of  the  seat  and  marched  up  the  length  of  the 
nave  into  the  chancel  at  the  moment  when  the  alms  were 
being  delivered  to  the  clergy.  He  tugged  at  the  sidesman's 
coat-tails  so  vehemently  that  he  turned  ;  Bobby  then 
made  the  offering  of  his  penny  and  solemnly  marched 
back  again  in  the  face  of  the  congregation. 

Few  of  his  experiences  and  fewer  of  his  thoughts  at 
this  period  were  unshared  with  his  elder  brother.  He 
professed  his  belief  in  a  plurality  of  devils  by  assuring  us 
that,  "  I  know  there  must  be,  because  Top  and  I  always 
think  of  things  at  exactly  the  same  moment !  "  The  two 
little  boys  were  devoted  to  each  other  and  were  in- 
separable companions  in  their  alarums  and  excursions, 
whether  in  their  London  home  at  49  Mount  Street  or  on 
visits  to  their  grandparents  at  Blackmoor  or  at  Hatfield. 
Top  (as  Wolmer  was  nicknamed)  was  a  year  and  a  half 
older  than  Bobby,  whom  he  strongly  resembled  in  figure 
and  colouring.  They  were  both  very  fair-skinned, 
flaxen-haired,  and  vigorous  in  movement,  though  Top's 
eager,  pugnacious  expression  contrasted  sharply  with 
Bobby's  meditative,  often  intent,  perplexed  gaze.  Their 
faces  reflected  the  differences  in  their  characters — supple- 
mentary, not  antagonistic,  differences,  which  made  each 
of  them  regard  the  other  with  understanding,  toleration 
and  admiration. 

While  Top's  nature  was  combative,  ardent,  imagina- 
tive, Bobby's  was  conciliatory,  calm,  judicial.  While 
Top  worked  by  starts  and  rushes,  Bobby  steadily  ground 
away  with  an  extraordinary  power  of  concentration 
and  method.  While  Top  crashed  through  all  obstacles 
that  blocked  his  path,  like  an  irresistible  Tank,  Bobby 
faced  them  with  acute  anxiety.  "There  is  Bobby  with 


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another  of  his  insurmountable  difficulties ! "  was  a 
frequent  comment  of  Top's.  It  was  not  surprising  that 
the  latter's  fearless  optimism  made  him  appear  like  a 
royal  leader  to  the  admiring  eyes  of  a  younger  brother, 
not  endowed  with  his  gifts  for  organization  or  with  his 
practical  efficiency  in  solving  unexpected  problems. 

When  the  boys  were  seven  and  eight  years  old,  their 
elder  sister,  aged  ten,  wrote  an  account  of  her  brothers, 
which  they  fitly  considered  as  more  frank  than  flattering. 
After  describing  their  faults  in  forcible  language  she 
explained  that  when  they  were  out  walking  in  Hyde  Park, 
"  I  am  quite  ashamed  of  them  and  try  to  look  as  if  I  did 
not  belong  to  them.  Bobby  sometimes  behaves  very 
nicely  indeed,  sometimes  badly.  Bobby  will  ask  such  a 
lot  of  questions,  he  quite  aggravates  me.  Bobby  is  very 
silly  sometimes  and  needs  a  lot  of  explanations  to  be  told 
a  thing,  and  he  takes  an  interest  in  some  of  the  things. 
He  does  what  I  tell  him  and  runs  messages  for  me.  .  .  . 
They  are  both  on  the  whole  rather  funny,  though  some- 
times vulgar.  They  both  play  with  fire.  At  a  first 
meeting,  I  think  Top  and  Bobby  would  be  very  nice 
indeed  for  strangers,  but  though  I  love  them  very  much  I 
do  not  think  any  stranger  would  care  to  live  with  them." 

Mabel's  complaint  that  Bobby  "  needed  a  lot  of 
explanations  "  was  an  unconscious  tribute  to  his  engrained 
determination  to  master  whatever  subject  was  occupying 
his  mind.  When  quite  a  little  boy,  his  teachers  were 
struck  by  his  persistency  in  getting  to  the  bottom  of 
statements  and  by  his  power  of  close  reasoning,  which 
they  considered  to  be  very  exceptional  in  one  so  young. 
He  gripped  the  essential  points  in  an  argument  in  a  mature 
way,  and  gave  his  opinion  on  them  in  a  clear,  solemn 
voice,  in  sentences  enriched  with  very  long  words  and 
delivered  to  the  end,  undeterred  by  laughter  and  interrup- 
tions. His  grandmother,  Lady  Salisbury,  always  called 
him  "  Little  Lord  Selborne,"  because  he  had  the  Chan- 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER         5 

cellorian  air  when  an  infant.  At  six  years  old  he  an- 
nounced his  choice  of  his  future  profession  :  "  I  will  be 
a  lawyer  who  shoots  on  Saturdays."  He  pondered  early 
on  the  problems  presented  by  experience  as  well  as  those 
presented  by  study.  "  Mamma,"  said  he  one  day  on 
returning  home  after  his  dancing  lesson,  "  I  cannot 
understand  how  it  is  that  with  a  pretty  dancing  mistress 
one  is  never  so  tired  ! "  "  It  is  always  so,"  replied  his 
oracle. 

For  Bobby,  his  mother  was  always  his  oracle,  guardian 
saint  and  wellhead  of  love,  sympathy  and  wisdom 
Undoubtedly  the  perfect  understanding  which  existed 
between  them  was  a  happy  result  of  her  educational 
system.  In  training  her  children  to  be  useful  Christian 
citizens,  my  sister-in-law  was  incessantly  careful  to 
avoid  confusing  their  immature  minds  with  false  standards 
of  morals  and  conduct.  While  abhorrent  of  selfishness, 
cruelty  and  hard  judgments,  she  was  placidly  lenient  to 
lapses  of  forgetfulness,  unpunctuality  and  carelessness, 
and  to  the  torn  clothes,  grime  and  untidiness  which  are 
the  inevitable  accompaniments  of  the  frolics  of  adven- 
turous childhood. 

In  consequence,  while,  for  a  short  period  of  their  lives, 
Top's  and  Bobby's  faces  and  general  appearance  were 
probably  more  streaky  and  dirty  than  those  of  any 
other  little  boys  in  Hampshire,  their  minds  were  free 
from  clouded  calculations  of  the  relative  guilt  of  breaches 
of  the  moral  law  and  those  of  use  and  custom,  and  their 
lives  flourished  in  the  sunshine  of  full  trust  and  confidence 
in  their  parents. 

Another  matter,  on  which  their  mother  laid  stress, 
was  the  development  of  her  children's  independence  and 
capability.  They  were  accordingly  taught  to  dress 
themselves,  light  the  fire,  pack  their  luggage,  travel 
alone,  keep  accounts  of  their  expenditure  and  do  sundry 
offices,  at  an  age  much  earlier  than  that  at  which  the 


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majority  of  their  young  friends  learnt  these  arts.  Un- 
doubtedly, they  owed  much  of  their  healthy  independence 
of  judgment  and  action  to  these  two  special  points  of 
their  upbringing. 

When  Bobby  was  eight  years  old,  he  and  Top  were 
placed  as  day-scholars  under  Mr.  Bewsher's  care  in  St. 
Paul's  preparatory  school  at  Colet  Court,  Hammersmith. 
They  went  to  and  from  school  every  day  on  the  top  of 
the  Hammersmith  omnibus.  These  journeys  brought 
them  many  delightful  experiences.  They  tried  at  first 
to  beguile  the  tedium  by  pea-shooting  at  the  outside 
passengers  on  other  omnibuses,  but  their  driver  promptly 
stopped  that  pastime.  Occasionally  they  "  economized  " 
by  spending  their  fare-money  on  cocoanuts  and  walking 
home.  One  morning  they  fell  into  conversation  with  a 
fellow-passenger,  a  policeman.  When  they  told  him  that 
they  had  just  begun  to  go  to  school,  he  solemnly  advised 
them — "  Whatever  you  do,  mind  you  fight !  Whenever 
you  get  a  chance,  mind  you  fight !  " — a  recommendation 
which  it  was  quite  unnecessary  to  urge  upon  Top. 

Another  day  their  mother,  returning  home  from  a 
walk,  perceived  two  extremely  grubby  figures,  adorned 
with  book  satchels,  standing  motionless  on  the  pilasters 
on  either  side  of  the  flight  of  doorsteps,  with  the  steep 
area  yawning  below  them.  "  We  are  statues  !  "  explained 
the  breathing  decorations.  They  had  just  been  initiated 
into  the  glories  of  Greek  art. 

Tea  was  always  followed  by  preparation  work  for 
the  morrow's  class.  Bobby,  after  devouring  enormous 
teas,  used  to  stand  on  his  head  in  an  arm-chair,  with  his 
feet  resting  on  the  top.  "  It  clears  my  brain  for  prep  !  " 
he  declared.  All  his  life  he  elaborated  curious  attitudes 
in  which  to  perform  his  mental  exercises. 

He  adored  his  work  as  a  lover  adores  his  mistress,  and 
he  was  miserable  if  some  ailment  kept  him  away  from 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER          7 

school.  Once  in  the  holidays  he  informed  his  mother 
that,  "  I  like  being  in  the  country  very  much,  but  I'm 
rather  school-sick  !  " 

He  was  already  showing  the  scholar's  delight  in 
branches  of  learning  that  ordinary  boys  regard  with 
dreary  dislike.  I  recollect  how  an  outburst  of  enthusiasm 
for  grammar  struck  Archbishop  Temple  :  "  It's  so  interest- 
ing to  see  what  slight  changes  make  so  many  different 
meanings."  At  the  end  of  the  first  year  Bobby  was 
already  ahead  of  his  brother.  He  was  always  top  of 
his  class  and  carried  away  piles  of  prize-books. 

His  Headmaster  considered  him  to  be  one  of  the  ablest 
boys  that  he  had  ever  had  in  the  school.  He  credited 
him  with  great  intellectual  power  and  quickness  in 
grasping  new  ideas  and  in  retaining  what  he  so  readily 
acquired.  He  valued  his  accuracy  and  powers  of  memory 
as  remarkable  for  his  age. 

Happily  for  Bobby,  his  early  thirst  for  knowledge 
was  coupled  with  an  equally  keen  thirst  for  fun,  which 
saved  him  from  any  danger  of  becoming  a  prig.  Nobody 
could  feel  apprehension  on  that  score  who  had  ever 
catered  for  his  craving  for  jokes  or  who  had  enjoyed 
the  delight  of  witnessing  the  sudden  transformation  of 
his  intent  expression  into  one  of  over-brimming  gleaming 
laughter,  when  something  mirthful  or  ridiculous  tickled 
his  fancy.  This  ready  appreciation  was  very  captivating. 
Once,  when  he  was  taken  to  see  a  play  called  A  Little  Ray 
of  Sunshine,  his  seat  was  in  the  front  row  of  the  stalls, 
and  his  hilarious  laughter  delighted  and  amused  the 
actors.  They  found  themselves  playing  to  the  merry 
little  boy  and  continually  gave  him  their  special  glances 
and  smiles. 

Bobby  was  a  born  naturalist  and  began  early  the 
collection  of  butterflies  and  birds'  eggs  to  which  he 
assiduously  continued  to  add  during  the  rest  of  his  life. 


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His  eyesight  was  splendid.  I  never  met  anyone  who  had 
his  power  of  seeing  moths'  eyes  shine  with  white  light 
through  the  darkness  or  the  tragic  change  to  red  "  glow- 
ing like  fire  "  which  came  upon  them  as  death  overtook 
them  in  the  collecting-box.  In  1899  Bobby  spent  part 
of  his  holidays  at  Lord  Salisbury's  villa  at  Beaulieu  on 
the  Riviera ;  he  went  out  daily  in  quest  of  a  Camberwell 
Beauty,  and  every  day  his  grandfather  anxiously  asked 
him  "  if  he  had  yet  met  the  lady  ?  "  Eventually  his  per- 
severance was  rewarded  beyond  his  utmost  dreams,  and 
his  father  received  an  ecstatic  letter  from  the  collector. 
It  began  :  "  I  am  happy  !  What  do  you  think  :  I'VE 
GOT  a  SCARCE  SWALLOWTAIL,  only  been  caught  twice 
in  England.  If  I  get  a  claret-coloured  Swallowtail  I  shall 
have  all  the  kinds  of  Swallowtails.  The  Common  Brim- 
stone is  so  rare  here  that  it  is  only  seen  once  in  five  or  six 
years,  but  nevertheless  I've  caught  two." 

Bobby  visited  us  in  the  Midlands  during  the  summer, 
from  whence  he  wrote  the  following  letter  to  his  mother : 

"THURGARTON  PRIORY,  SOUTHWELL, 

July  31,  1899. 

*'  Tell  Pa  that  I  have  only  got  one  butterfly  here,  i.e. 
Whiteletter  Hairstreak  (a  rare  one),  but  I  have  got  twenty- 
one  moths  through  the  process  known  as  *  sugaring,' 
which  is  to  spread  on  trees  a  mixture  made  of  equal 
quantities  of  dark  treacle  and  coarse  brown  sugar  and 
a  small  quantity  of  stale  beer  and  three  tablespoons  of 
strongest  rhum.  As  we  had  not  got  any  in  the  house,  I, 
Mr.  Bax  (Uncle  George's  l  secretary),  and  Dommy  2  went 
to  a  '  pub  '  in  the  village  and  got  some  '  for  the  Bishop.' " 

I  have  a  vivid  recollection  of  the  concoction  of  that 
witches'  brew  and  of  the  boy's  insistence  on  the  purchase 

1  Dr.  Ridding,  Bishop  of  Southwell. 
-  Our  Aberdeen  terrier. 


TOP  (Aged  Six-and-a-half)  and  BOBBY  (Aged  Five),    1893. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER         9 

of  nine  pennyworth  of  rum  at  "the  lowest  public-house 
in  the  village,  because  the  rum  there  will  be  the  coarsest." 
I  suggested  that  he  should  consider  Mr.  Bax's  reputation, 
on  which  he  at  once  replied  :  "  We  will  preserve  his 
character  and  ask  for  the  rum  for  Uncle  George  !  " 

One  Sunday  we  discovered  him  seated  on  the  library 
floor,  surrounded  by  volumes  of  the  new  Encyclopedia 
Britannica.  "  I  can't  find  what  I  want ! "  he  complained. 
"  I  wish  to  understand  why  women  wear  hats  in  church, 
and  I  have  looked  under  Hats,  Church,  Women,  and  cannot 
find  the  reason."  We  introduced  him  to  Bingham's 
Antiquities,  where  his  curiosity  was  satisfied,  but  without 
convincing  him  of  the  reasonableness  of  the  rule. 

My  brother's  children  were  fond  of  playing  at  the 
game  of  Twenty  Questions.  One  day,  when  it  was 
Bobby's  turn  to  discover  the  thing  thought  of,  he  gave 
a  striking  instance  of  his  critical  discernment  in  subjecting 
his  uncle,  Lord  Hugh  Cecil,  to  a  cross-questioning  con- 
ducted with  such  mastery  of  method  that  in  four  minutes 
he  had  turned  him  inside  out,  to  the  profound  astonish- 
ment of  the  victim,  whose  eyebrows  were  seen  to  rise 
higher  and  higher  under  the  process,  like  a  thermometer 
mounting  to  fever  height. 

Bobby  was  very  methodical  in  his  habits  ;  his  powers 
of  observation  were  always  alert.  It  was  about  this 
time  that,  fired  by  the  example  of  Sherlock  Holmes,  he 
began  to  make  a  practice  of  mentally  noting  everything, 
such  as  the  number  of  steps  in  every  flight  of  stairs 
which  he  ascended  or  descended.  He  could  tell  us  the 
number  of  steps  in  every  staircase  in  every  house  he  had 
ever  visited. 

When  Lord  Salisbury  formed  his  last  ministry  in  the 
November  of  1900,  my  brother  was  transferred  from  his 
office  of  Under- Secretary  for  the  Colonies  to  that  of  First 
Lord  of  the  Admiralty.  His  children's  satisfaction  with 
their  new  home  was  enhanced  by  the  building  operations 
2 


io       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

and  excavation  of  ancient  foundations  which  were  then 
being  carried  on  at  the  Admiralty,  and  which  caused 
ominous  cracks  to  yawn  across  the  whole  length  of  the 
staircase  walls.  When  the  Venetian  Campanile  fell  in 
1902,  Bobby  reminded  the  household  of  the  uncertainties 
of  life  by  sticking  across  a  gaping  crack  a  piece  of  paper 
bearing  the  words  :  "  Remember  Venice  !  " 

I  have  not  spoken  of  Bobby's  spiritual  growth.  I 
believe  that  the  love  of  God  was  implanted  in  his  heart 
from  infancy,  and  that  he  took  its  existence  as  naturally 
and  unconsciously  as  living  and  breathing.  Unlike 
Wolmer,  who,  from  the  first,  had  always  shown  keen 
interest  in  theology,  Bobby  was  not  given  to  discussing 
religious  subjects  in  boyish  days.  Once,  as  a  little  boy, 
he  asked  his  mother  during  a  Bible-lesson :  "  How  do  we 
know  it's  true  ?  "  She  gave  him  such  answer  as  occurred 
to  her  at  the  moment.  This  he  considered  for  some  time, 
and  then  said  :  "  Well,  I  believe  it  because  you  believe 
it ! "  This  appeared  to  satisfy  him,  and  he  asked  no  more. 
As  he  got  older,  he  decided  to  stay  for  the  sermons  in 
church,  "  because  he  was  often  interested  in  them." 

In  November  1901,  Bobby  was  confirmed  by  the 
Bishop  of  Rochester.1  He  was  deeply  in  earnest  about 
his  confirmation,  and  no  candidate  ever  resolved  more 
steadfastly  to  give  himself  wholly  to  the  service  of  God 
than  did  Bobby  on  that  day.  Thenceforth,  throughout 
his  whole  life,  his  faith  in  God  was  the  lodestar  which  he 
unswervingly  followed. 

His  elder  brother  said  of  him :  "  Bobby  was  the 
goodest  little  boy  I  have  ever  known  or  heard  of.  He 
was  always  in  intimate  relation  with  God.  He  had  no 
other  thought  than  to  do  God's  will.  He  never  returned 
a  cross  answer,  never  teased,  never  quarrelled.  I  know, 

1  Dr.  Edward  Talbot,  afterwards  Bishop  of  Southwark  and  subsequently 
of  Winchester. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       n 

because  we  were  the  closest  companions,  sharing  the  same 
room  till  I  went  to  Winchester.  You  could  not  make 
him  lose  his  temper  except  by  unmitigated  bullying; 
then  he  only  dissolved  into  tears.  The  sin  of  others 
was  a  mystery  and  a  grief  to  him.  He  put  tremendous 
earnestness  into  his  prayers,  private  and  in  church. 
This  grew  every  year  till  he  attained  a  great  power  of 
prayer.  At  Winchester  he  was  never  absent  from  the 
early  Celebration  in  Chapel.  All  his  life  he  was  always 
as  harmless  as  a  dove  and  as  wise  as  a  serpent,  innocent 
of  the  wickedness  of  the  world,  a  laughing  angel." 

In  the  May  of  1902,  Queen  Alexandra  selected  Bobby 
and  the  Prince  of  Wales  chose  Top  to  be  their  respective 
pages  at  the  coming  Coronation.  "  I  can't  imagine  why 
the  Queen  chose  you,  Bobby  !  "  remarked  his  mother. 
"  We  met  five  years  ago,"  calmly  explained  the  future 
page.  The  Duke  of  Norfolk,  at  the  rehearsal  of  the 
ceremony,  told  Bobby  that  he  was  the  only  one  of  the 
pages  who  had  replied  to  the  invitation.  On  his  sister's 
asking  him  how  he  had  answered,  he  said  :  "  I  wrote  : 
'  MY  DEAR  DUKE  OF  NORFOLK, — It  is  needless  for  me  to 
inform  you  that  I  shall  be  delighted  to  have  the  honour 
of  obeying  the  Queen's  command. — Your  obedient  servant, 
ROBERT  PALMER.'  " 

The  postponement  of  the  Coronation  on  account  of 
the  King's  sudden  illness  bereft  the  pages  (as  well  as 
thousands  of  other  holiday  folk)  of  the  much  anticipated 
pageant.  I  remember  that  I  helped  to  escort  the  children 
and  their  cousins  to  Earl's  Court,  where  we  spent  several 
noisy,  dusty  hours,  full  of  enjoyment  for  them,  but  of 
terrible  anxiety  for  their  elders.  The  waterchute  especi- 
ally had  overpowering  attractions  for  Bobby,  and  he 
described  its  charms  to  his  governess  thus :  "  You 
feel  as  if  you  were  launching  into  eternity — and  very 
pleasantly,  too !  " 


12        ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

The  manner  in  which  the  Queen's  page  acquitted 
himself  of  his  duties  when,  at  last,  the  Coronation  took 
place  on  the  9th  August,  may  be  gathered  from  the 
following  letter  written  soon  after :  "  I  went  to  four 
rehearsals  before  the  postponement,  and  they  were 
extremely  comic  and  indescribably  confusing.  Of  course, 
the  first  one  was  the  worst.  No  one  knew  where  anybody 
ought  to  be,  and  the  poor  dummy  King  (Lord  Churchill) 
had  a  bad  time  of  it,  as  everyone  told  him  different 
and  the  Duke  of  Norfolk  lost  his  temper. 

"  The  second  and  third  were  not  so  bad  (though  they 
were  quite  different  from  the  first  and  from  each  other), 
the  only  thing  odd  being  the  substitutions  for  all  the 
important  persons  and  things.  For  instance  : 

The  KING  was  personated  by  Sir  S.  Ponsonby. 
The  QUEEN  „  ,    Lady  Mary  Howard. 


The  ARCHBISHOP  „ 

The  CROWN 

The  ROBES 

The  SCEPTRE  „ 

The  IVORY  ROD  „ 

CORONETS  „ 

The  QUEEN'S  TRAIN 


Canon  Robertson. 

A  coronet  with  most  of  the  spikes  off. 

A  sheet  and  a  lady's  dressing-gown. 
,  A  poker. 
,  A  curtain  rod. 
,  Top  hats. 
,  Mourning  cloth  for  the  late  Queen. 


After  the  postponement  we  had  three  more  rehearsals, 
but  I  shirked  one  and  only  attended  the  first  and  third. 
At  the  third  (dress),  the  Lord  Chancellor  x  had  to  put 
on  his  coronet  over  his  wig,  so  he  looked  exactly  like  the 
King  in  Alice  in  Wonderland.  The  coronet  nearly  slipped 
off  several  times. 

"The  actual  ceremony  was  very  impressive,  and  the 
rows  of  peers  and  peeresses  on  either  side,  in  their  velvet 
robes  and  (later  on)  their  coronets,  presented  a  fine 
spectacle.  The  Bishops  were  even  smarter  as  they  were, 
nearly  all,  in  copes  of  white  and  gold.  The  Archbishop  2 

1  The  Earl  of  Halsbury. 
*  Archbishop  Temple. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER        13 

and  Dean1  came  out  of  it  with  only  one  fall  each,  and 
even  then  they  were  prevented  from  tumbling  right  down, 
as  on  each  occasion  a  couple  of  Bishops  caught  them. 
The  choir,  I  thought,  was  very  good  indeed. 

44 1  was  to  have  been  photographed  on  Monday,  but  the 
Queen  sent  for  me  to  go  to  the  Palace,  where  she  was 
photographed  in  a  group  with  all  the  pages.  I  then  had 
lunch  at  the  Palace  and  was  sent  back  in  a  Royal  carriage." 

Bobby  returned  home  from  his  morning  at  Buckingham 
Palace,  full  of  enjoyment  of  his  experiences  and  of  admir- 
ing devotion  to  the  charming  Queen  whose  train-bearer 
he  had  been.  It  was  poignant  to  remember  his  happy 
chatter  over  that  day's  doings  fourteen  years  later  when, 
on  hearing  the  news  of  his  being  among  the  "  Missing  " 
after  the  battle  of  Umm-Al -Hannah,  Queen  Alexandra 
sent  a  touching  message  of  sympathy  to  his  parents,  in 
which  she  assured  them  that  she  "  had  always  taken  the 
greatest  interest  in  her  Coronation  pages  and  that  she 
liked  their  boy  particularly." 

1  Dean  Bradley. 


CHAPTER  H 
WINCHESTER,  1902-1907 

BOBBY  began  his  adventures  as  a  public-school  boy  and  a 
Wykehamist  at  the  beginning  of  Short  Hatt,  21th  Septem- 
ber 1902,  two  days  before  he  entered  his  fifteenth  year. 
As  late  Head  of  the  School  at  Colet  Court,  he  naturally 
took  a  creditable  place  in  Middle-Division  at  Winchester. 
His  eider  brother  had  already  been  there  two  years  when 
Bobby  became  an  inmate  of  his  father's  old  house. 
Southgate  Hill,  under  the  house-mastership  of  Mr.  A.  K. 
Cook. 

His  cousin,  James  Palmer,1  said  that  his  four  and  a 
half  years  at  Winchester  had  developed  in  Bobby,  "in 
full  measure  the  most  typical  characteristics  of  the  true 
Wykehamist,  the  spirit  which  finds  artistic  expression  in 
William  of  Wykeham's  buildings,  the  spirit  of  sobriety 
and  modesty,  ujpe*  ayo*  might  almost  be  said  to  be 
the  motto  which  their  silent  influence  impresses  on  aD 
of  us  who  can  receive  their  influence.**  Bobby's  deep 
admiration  for  austere  beauty  was  fired  by  the  glories 
of  the  grey  Cathedral  and  College  and  of  the  time-frosted 
city  of  antique  gates.  Castle,  and  streets,  with  her  feet  set 
on  a  base  of  ancient  flower-dappled  walls  and  waterways, 
and  her  head  crowned  with  emerald  downs;  but  she 
never  captured  his  heart  as  she  did  that  of  another 
Wykehamist,  the  poet,  Lionel  Johnson,  who  professed 
homage  to  her  as  to  the  "  Fairest,  Noblest,  Dearest 
Mother,  more  than  Mother.*9 

>  Sow  Bishop  of  Bombay. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       15 


To  his  home-mother  was  Bobby's  sole 
given,  and  no  rival  claims  ever  existed  for  him.  As  one 
of  his  friends  observed  in  later  years:  "Most  children 
give  their  hearts,  but  few  give  their  minds  to  their  own 
nearest  and  dearest,  as  Bobby  did."  This  was  true  of 
him  from  his  earnest  schooldays.  During  his  years  at 
Winchester  he  poured  out  his  heart  to  her  in  copious 
letters  foil  OK  n?^  "wyyrpT-  fmy  %MPU  ffcE  i io .if^-  o»y  cy?ti^?iiPfTiiP  off 
books,  politics,  the  public-school  system  and  everybody 
connected  therewith,  and  his  innermost  secret  thoughts. 
As  was  inevitable  for  a  boy  of  his  character,  who  had 
gone  straight  to  Winchester  from  a  home  in  which  his 
life  had  always  been  ideally  happy,  he  suffered  at  first 
acutely  from  nostalgia.  Happily  the  presence  of  his 
elder  brother  provided  him,  to  a  large  degree,  with  support 
anH  consolation  in  the  unaccustomed  loneliness  of  his 
new  life. 

When  Bobby  had  been  a  few  weeks  at  Winchester 
he  wrote  home  saying:  "Papa  is  quite  right.  Top  is 
quite  as  good  as  a  second  GnVnor  to  me  here.  I  find 
that  knowing  a  lot  of  the  *  notions ' »  is  a  huge  advan- 
tage. I  must  be  very  tike  Top,  as  a  gentleman  has  stopped 
me  in  the  street,  and  another  said  at  once  he  thought  I 
must  be  Lord  Wolmer's  brother!  Besides  this,  men* 
are  constantly  saying  that  they  'know  my  face,*  or  that 
I  am  'exactly  like  a  man  in  Buckland's  called  Wolmer."* 

Top's  fatherly  care  of  his  younger  brother  extended 
to  every  department  of  school  life.  He  gave  him  sage 
advice  on  the  desirability  of  in^Hi^  friends  in  his  own 
house  and  of  working  for  a  remove.  Bobby  quickly  shot 
ahead  of  Top,  to  the  fetter's  proud  satisfaction.  In  1905, 
when  Bobby  was  made  Senior  Commoner  Prefect,  he  said : 
"I  should  never  have  been  where  I  am  if  it  wasn't  for 
Top.  At  the  end  of  February  1903  I  was  8th  in  a  certain 


16        ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

division  where  only  six  removes  were  expected.  I  had 
almost  decided  not  to  try  for  a  remove  so  as  to  be  able  to 
take  it  easy  in  the  summer,  but  when  I  asked  for  Top's 
advice  he  said  it  was  always  worth  while  trying  for  a 
remove,  so  I  did,  and  got  it !  " 

Mr.  Carter,  his  Division  Don  during  his  first  year  at 
Winchester,  considered  Bobby  "to  be  one  of  the  most 
brilliant  boys  he  had  ever  had  under  him,  and  the  most 
certain  to  make  his  mark  in  public  life  afterwards  :  his 
personality  shone  through  everything  he  did." 

The  following  extracts  from  letters  to  his  mother 
show  the  keenness  with  which  this  fourteen-year-old  boy 
studied  public  questions  and  politics : 

"  I  never  realized  before  what  a  lot  of  facts  one  gets 
from  back  numbers  of  Punch ;  but  this  week's  task  was  : 
'  Write  out  all  you  know  about  a  number  of  people  ' — 
and  among  them  were :  Sir  Robert  Peel,  Palmerston, 
Garibaldi,  Disraeli  and  Cecil  Rhodes,  and  practically  all 
I  know  of  these  comes  from  back  columns  of  Punch." 

"May  1,  1903.— Write  and  tell  me  all  about  the 
Deceased  Wife's  Sister  Bill."  (Bobby  was  deeply  inter- 
ested in  this  hardy  annual.  I  recollect  how  in  the  previous 
year,  in  the  midst  of  a  game  of  lawn-tennis  with  the  sons 
of  Mrs.  Arthur  Lyttelton,  he  amused  them  greatly  by 
apologizing  for  missing  a  stroke  by  explaining  :  "  Excuse 
me  !  I  was  thinking  about  the  Deceased  Wife's  Sister.") 

"  September  20, 1903. — I  was  so  abnormally  busy  yester- 
day with  work,  arranging  my  toys,1  playing  fives,  and  going 
to  the  school  mission  address,  that  I  omitted  to  write  to 
you  to  thank  you  for  sending  me  Arthur  Balfour's  pam- 
phlet, which  I  have  finished  and  passed  on  ;  it  is  already 
engaged  four  deep.  Some  parts  of  it  are  rather  hard  to 
understand.  Cook  wants  to  talk  the  subject  over  with 

1  Notion  for  Combination  desk  and  bookcase. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER        17 

me  (not  controversially),  as  he  thinks  he  can  explain  some 
things  I  don't  understand.  Most  of  the  House  are  Free 
Traders  on  the  grounds  (1)  that  Protection  will  raise  the 
price  of  food ;  (2)  that  we  have  done  very  well  for  fifty 
years  on  Free  Trade.  Pretty  conclusive  arguments !  ! 
But  their  idea  of  Protection  is  a  mixed  nightmare  of 
Retaliation,  Preferential  Tariffs,  Fiscal  Systems,  Zoll- 
vereinism,  Corn  Laws,  etc.,  etc." 

"  October  15,  1903. — At  present  I  have  read  Joe's, 
Arthur's,  Asquith's,  Austen's,  and  most  of  Rosebery's 
speeches,  of  which  Joe  the  elder's  and  Asquith's  are 
the  best.  I  quite  see  that  Retaliation  will  do  more  good 
than  harm,  but  as  to  taxes,  Joe  seems  to  have  hardly 
impressed  the  fact  that  all  the  revenue  from  these  taxes 
will  lessen  other  taxes  in  proportion.  It  is  true  he  said 
that  nothing  can  be  wasted  that  goes  into  the  Exchequer  ; 
and  again,  that  he  will  reduce  the  taxes  on  tea,  sugar, 
etc.,  but  he  hasn't  even  mentioned  the  income-tax,  which 
is,  after  all,  the  most  unpopular,  and  is,  at  this  moment, 
exorbitant  for  peaceful  times." 

"  December  15,  1903. — I  have  read  papa's  speech ;  I 
think  he  must  have  welshed  some  of  it  off  one  of  my  essays, 
since  he  says  exactly  what  I  want  to  say,  exactly  how  I 
want  to  say  it." 

"  July  27,  1904. — Going  down  the  street  to-day,  I  saw 
a  hand-cart  piled  with  empty  packing-cases.  The  word 
Holland  caught  my  eye,  and  I  examined  the  cases  to  see 
where  they  came  from.  There  were  several  from  Den- 
mark, two  from  Holland,  three  or  four  from  France,  some 
from  Chicago,  one  from  New  South  Wales,  and  not  A 
SINGLE  ONE  from  England.  Some  of  the  cases  were  ear- 
marked as  to  contents,  the  others  were  labelled  to  contain 
widely  different  things  ;  none  were  earmarked  as  to  their 
native  land  !  !  My  only  doubt  about  Joe's  scheme  is 
that,  if  England  is  really  decadent  (which  I  begin  to  fear), 
nothing  can  save  her,  though  Protection  may  delay  her 
3 


iS       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

fall ;  for  a  decadent  nation  seems  to  lose  spirit  unaccount- 
ably, and,  under  precisely  similar  conditions  as  those 
which  prevailed  in  former  generations,  fails  to  make  that 
use  of  its  opportunities  as  it  would  have  done  a  hundred 
or  two  hundred  years  before.  But  decadence  is  slow,  and  I 
don't  think  we  turned  the  corner  as  much  as  forty  years  ago, 
so  we  ought  to  hold  our  place  for  some  time  to  come  yet." 

Bobby  made  his  maiden  speech  at  the  Debating  Society 
on  23rd  March  1904.  Here  is  his  account  of  the  debate : 

"  At  the  debate  last  night,  Carter  (the  Colonial  Don) 
made  a  speech  against  Chinese  Labour,  but  entirely  on 
the  grounds  that  Chinamen  were  such  awful  pests  in 
California  1  1  Young  Cook  proposed  the  motion,  and, 
when  I  was  speaking,  he  tried  to  squash  me  three  times  ; 
I  scored  off  him  twice.  Had  I  gone  through  all  the 
glaring  contradictions  of  the  proposer's  and  seconder's 
speeches,  I  should  have  spoken  for  nearly  twenty  minutes  ; 
I  spoke  for  about  eight  minutes.  As  I  expected,  the 
motion  against  Chinese  Labour  was  carried  24  to  17. 

D went  to  the  debate.  Afterwards  I  asked  him  what 

was  his  opinion.  He  said  that  he  was  quite  bewildered 
by  the  number  of  arguments  on  both  sides,  but  with  an 
impartial  mind  he  could  not  help  feeling  that  Chinamen 
were  and  must  be  villains.  I  expect  this  is  just  the  view 
of  the  man  in  the  street." 

Half  a  year  later  Bobby  wrote  to  his  father  for  "  some 
tips,"  as  he  had  rashly  promised  under  pressure  "  to 
defend  the  Government  against  a  motion  of  censure  to  be 
moved  at  the  next  meeting  of  the  Debating  Society. 
The  chief  points  of  attack  will  be  l  Licensing,  Welsh 
Education,  Army  Reform,  and  Budget.'  I  know  nothing 
about  Welsh  Education  and  very  little  about  Army 
Reform."  Eventually  Bobby  developed  into  one  of  the 
best  speakers  at  the  School  Debating  Society,  contributing 
forcible,  sincere  speeches,  shot  with  tinges  of  racy  humour. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       19 

These  extracts  from  letters  written  during  his  first 
years  at  Winchester  mark  the  early  stage  of  the  develop- 
ment of  Bobby's  political  ardour.  Before  he  was  twelve 
years  old  he  had  determined  to  be  a  "  statesman  as  well 
as  a  lawyer,"  and,  as  his  correspondence  shows,  he  was 
already  studying  political  problems  not  usually  magnetic 
to  Middle-Part  schoolboys.  He  was  a  great  reader,  and 
much  of  his  reading  contributed  to  this  end. 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"SOUTHGATE   HlLL, 

July  17,  1904. 

"  I  should  like  you  to  explain  to  me  how  the  Americans 
elect  their  President  and  their  Parliament ;  from  remarks 
in  the  papers  it  appears  to  be  different  from  any  election 
I  know. 

"  I  have  read  very  little  this  Half,  as  is  natural,  but 
I  have  read  two  books  which  are  well  worth  reading. 
One  is  Martin  Chuzzlewit,  which  has  given  me  a  greater 
warning  against  selfishness  than  any  book  or  sermon  I 
have  ever  come  across.  I  am  afraid  that  I  need  it,  too, 
very  badly.  The  other  book  is  a  history  of  The  Liberation 
of  Italy,1  the  best- written  and  most  interesting  history 
from  a  woman's  pen  that  I  have  ever  read.  Its  four 
hundred  pages  are  very  well  worth  reading,  not  only  for 
the  thrilling  history  and  unquenchable  patriotism  of 
Italy's  struggle  for  freedom,  but  also  for  the  lesson  which 
it  conveys  of  the  value  of  unity,  of  how  useless  is  mere 
disorganized  devotion  to  a  cause  and  how  irresistible  when 
united  and  orderly.  The  book  is  probably  partial  and 
perhaps  overstates  the  grievances  and  understates  the 
faults  of  the  Italians  ;  but  how  much  they  must  have 
suffered  is  proved  by  the  fact  that  each  rebellion  was 

1  The    Liberation    of    Italy,     by    the    Countess    Evelyn    Martinengo 
Cesaresco. 


20       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

punished  more  severely  than  the  last,  and  yet  each 
rebellion  was  in  no  way  deterred  by  the  fate  of  its  pre- 
decessors.'* 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  October  6,  1904. 

"  Gladstone's  Life  I  call  quite  one  of  the  most  charming 
books  I  have  ever  read  ;  and,  curiously  enough,  I  have 
been  specially  struck  this  Half  by  the  1809  trio.  In 
Memoriam  is  simply  marvellous,  chiefly  because  its 
diction  is  marvellously  simple.  Thirdly,  Darwin  is  very 
fascinating ;  and  so,  in  one  fortnight,  I  have  quite  separ- 
ately read  and  appreciated  this  trio  :  Darwin,  Gladstone, 
and  Tennyson,  all  born  in  1809." 


To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  SOUTHGATE   HlLL, 

November  9,  1904. 

"  You  had  quite  an  exciting  adventure  yesterday. 
Now  you  know  the  charms  of  launching  a  cruiser  !  If  you 
launched  a  battleship,  you  might  have  yet  further  plea- 
sure, waiting  one  and  a  half  hours,  and  drenching  a  tee- 
total Archbishop  in  cherry-brandy  !  As  it  is,  I  see  no 
prospect  of  finishing  my  reading  by  the  end  of  the  Half  ; 
and,  unfortunately,  it  is  always  Gladstone  who  goes  to 
the  wall.  My  present  books  have  amounted  to  : 

Gladstone          .          .          .          .  \ 

Darwin                        .          .  .  I  Bills  to  t^  carried. 

Maine  s  Ancient  Law           .  . 

Carlyle's  History  of  Heroes  .  > 

ENGLISH    -I  Matthew  Arnold's  Essays.  .  \ 

Leslie   Stephen's   Half-Hours  in  I   Bills  probably  to  be 

a  Library       .         .  .  j       dropped. 

Morley's  Rousseau     ;         .  .  J 
.Selections  from  Ruskin                         Bill  carried. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER        21 

(Rousseau's  Contrat  Sooiale .  .  \ 

L'Aiglon  .          .  .  I   Bills  to  be  passed. 

Lettres  de  mon  Moulin         .  ;  I 

Corneille's  Le  Cid      .  '      *  .  J 

"  I've  determined  to  do  a  lot  of  reading  in  the  holidays 
when  it  is  too  dark  or  wet  to  go  out — even  at  the  expense 
of  Solo  billiards  plus  Bridge  ! 

"  I  have  begun  Rousseau,  and  he  strikes  me  as  being 
able  to  build  up  a  very  plausible  argument  by  careful 
steps,  but  he  always  spoils  it  by  suddenly  drawing  an 
absurd  inference  or  ignoring  an  obvious  and  fatal  objec- 
tion." 

The  benefit  of  his  literary  studies  carried  on  in  school 
work  and  leisure  hours  showed  itself  in  the  lucid,  effective 
style  which  gave  character  and  charm  to  Bobby's  later 
writings.  They  did  not,  however,  monopolize  all  his 
attention  as  a  schoolboy.  Detective  stories,  thrillers,  and 
comic  verses  met  with  full  appreciation  from  him.  He 
began  to  train  his  Pegasus  for  future  flights  by  gentle 
ambles  along  the  road  to  Limerick,  whence  he  returned 
adorned  with  gaudy  gems  like  the  following : 

"  There  was  an  old  man  of  this  latitude, 
Who  assumed  a  theatrical  attitude. 

When  they  said  :  '  Make  a  speech  I ' 

He  gave  biscuits  to  each, 
And  on  all  he  pronounced  a  beatitude." 

"  A  young  person  in  Constantinople 
Said  :  '  I  do  hope  that  Leo  the  Pope  'ull 

Let  me  marry  my  niece, 

Who  lives  down  in  Greece, 
For  I've  bought  her  a  ring  with  an  opal  I  " 

Bobby's  political  and  literary  interests  had  a  formid- 
able competitor  for  the  possession  of  his  spare  hours  in 
the  "  insatiable  enthusiasm  for  birds  "  which  had  fired 
him  from  the  days  of  his  infancy.  Inspired  by  the 


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examples  of  Gilbert  White  and  of  our  cousin,  Sir  Edward 
Grey,1  he  kept  a  careful  list  of  every  bird  which  came 
within  his  lynx-eyed  observation,  and  at  one  time  took 
a  yearly  census  of  all  the  nests  in  Blackmoor  garden. 
(One  year  he  counted  seventy  different  kinds.)  He  began 
a  live  collection  of  the  ducks  of  the  British  Isles  on  the 
moat  at  Blackmoor.  His  large  library  of  bird  books  was 
begun  to  be  made  when  he  was  quite  young. 

He  observed  a  strict  rule  in  his  egg-collecting  which 
he  enforced  on  other  youthful  collectors  whenever  he 
got  the  chance.  The  rule  permitted  him  to  take  one  egg 
only  from  each  nest,  and  required  that  the  rest  should  be 
left  undisturbed.  He  hated  wanton  destruction  of  life. 
One  day,  in  his  first  year  at  Winchester,  he  was  bicycling 
along  a  country  road  and  accidentally  dashed  over  two 
sparrows  quarrelling  on  the  ground,  and  killed  them 
both.  He  burst  into  floods  of  tears  at  the  catastrophe, 
and  was  miserable  for  days  after.  With  a  strange  touch 
of  inconsistency  he  loved  shooting,  like  many  other 
English  naturalists  ;  and  he  enjoyed  wild-game  shooting 
because  of  the  skill  and  adventure  which  it  involved. 
He  tried  to  preserve  a  code  of  honour  in  his  shooting 
expeditions.  "  I  always  feel  some  compunction  in  killing 
a  big  animal.  A  small  target  at  a  hundred  yards  is  much 
more  satisfactory  to  hit  than  a  large  one  at  three  hundred," 
he  remarked  once  when  describing  a  shooting  expedition 
in  South  Africa. 

The  following  are  some  of  Bobby's  bird-letters  from 
Winchester  : 

To  THE  LADY  LAURA  RIDDING 

"SOUTHGATE   HlLL, 

May  28,  1903. 

"  To-day  I  found  a  butcher-bird's  nest  in  a  thorn  tree 
with  one  egg  in.  I  also  saw  the  female  butcher-bird  very 

1  Afterwards  Viscount  Grev  of  Failed  en. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       23 

well.  I  did  not  take  the  egg,  of  course.  I  shall  go  back 
there  in  about  three  weeks  when  they  are  hatched,  to  see 
if  I  can  see  their  larder  round  the  nest.  Quite  close,  I 
found  a  hedge-sparrow  with  three  eggs  and  one  cuckoo's 
egg  (which  I  removed).  I  also  found  a  white-throat's 
nest  and  a  linnet's.  Not  bad  for  one  piece  of  gorse  about 
sixty  yards  by  forty  1  There  must  have  been  lots  of 
nests  I  didn't  find;  I  am  sure  that  there  is  a  yellow- 
hammer's  nest  somewhere  about,  as  I  have  seen  the  old 
birds  twice,  but  I  hadn't  time  to  watch  them.  I  wonder 
if  yellow-hammers  build  in  gorse  (as  they  nearly  always 
do)  on  account  of  their  colour,  which  I  noticed  matched 
the  gorse  wonderfully  well.  I  have  persuaded  all  the 
egg-collecting  grandchildren  l  to  conform  to  rules  about 
taking,  which  is  a  great  blessing,  as  some  of  them  used  to 
be  very  unprincipled." 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"  May  14,  1904 

"  When  I  was  returning  from  bird-nesting  yesterday, 
I  was  crossing  a  field  when  I  heard  a  noise,  and,  looking 
up,  saw  a  plover  flying  straight  at  me.  When  it  was 
about  ten  yards  from,  and  seven  above,  me,  it  ceased 
swooping  and  flew  straight  over  me  with  a  loud  swishirig. 
It  hovered  about  twenty  yards  away,  but  directly  I  moved 
on  (still  watching  it)  it  again  charged  over  me.  I  at  once 
saw  that  there  must  be  a  nest  quite  close  to  me,  but 
directly  I  looked  down  to  search  for  it,  the  bird  started 
shrieking  and  screaming  so  loud  that  I  looked  up;  it 
stopped  at  once  and  tried  to  draw  me  off  by  flopping  about. 
Whenever  I  looked  down,  it  started  screaming  and  dashing 
about,  almost  to  the  ground,  then  high  into  the  air  (like 
their  ordinary  wheeling  more  violently  and  oftener  done), 
whenever  I  started  walking.  After  a  few  repetitions  of 

1  Grandchildren  of  Lord  Salisbury. 


24       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

this  performance,  I  refused  to  look  up  when  she  screamed  ; 
and  she  then  mounted  high  above  me  and  called  loudly, 
upon  which  her  mate  quickly  joined  her  and  they  both 
wheeled  round  me  peewitting  and,  at  intervals,  charging, 
though  not  quite  so  near  as  at  first.  I  had  not  got  much 
time,  so  I  walked  on.  Both  plovers  at  once  got  in  front 
of  me,  leading  me  on  by  flops  and  cries.  As  we  went 
farther,  the  plovers  rose  higher  and  cried  less  often  and  less 
anxiously.  They  escorted  me  to  the  edge  of  the  field, 
where  they  suddenly  left  me  and  flew  right  away.  I 
must  have  almost  trodden  on  the  nest,  but  I  think  they 
deserved  that  I  should  not  find  it." 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"May  22,  1904. 

"  On  Tuesday  two  nests  which  I  was  watching  con- 
tained one  egg  each,  so  to-day  I  went  up  to  look  at  them. 
On  the  way,  I  met  two  very  small  boys  and  entered  into 
conversation  with  them,  and  the  eldest  (aged  about  seven) 
informed  me  that  he  had  found  a  skylark's  nest.  I 
promptly  asked  him  to  show  it  to  me,  but  on  the  way  he 
so  impressed  upon  me  the  wickedness  of  taking  eggs  that 
I  had  to  abandon  all  idea  of  procuring  one  of  them.  I 
have  never  seen  such  a  well  and  simply  concealed  nest. 
In  a  field  of  young  corn  I  was  led  to  a  small  plant,  like  a 
good-sized  greyish  dandelion,  which  looked  as  though  it 
could  not  conceal  a  hairpin.  Under  the  shade  of  this 
were  three  eggs  in  a  nest  of  no  more  pretensions  than  a 
plover's.  The  old  bird,  by  the  way,  flew  up  from  about 
fifteen  yards  beyond,  but  almost  in  a  line  with  the  nest. 
Of  the  nests  which  I  intended  to  visit,  the  most  interesting 
had  been  robbed  and  the  other  proved  to  be  a  yellow- 
hammer.  I  had  to  hurry  back  as  it  was  beginning  to 
rain  ;  and,  on  my  way,  my  eye  was  suddenly  caught  by  a 
hole  in  the  bank  of  the  road.  Putting  my  hand  in,  I 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER        25 

found  six  robins'  eggs,  one  of  which  had  such  exceedingly 
curious  markings  that  I  kept  it.  In  crossing  the  field  I 
was  mobbed  by  six  or  eight  plovers.  It  started  with  one 
which  rose  high  and  quickly  summoned  a  dozen  more,  and 
these  continued  to  wheel  round  me  noisily  till  I  left  the 
field  !  " 

The  year  1905  brought  great  sorrow  to  my  brother's 
elder  sons,  inasmuch  as  his  appointment  to  the  High 
Commissionership  of  South  Africa  caused  an  inevitable 
separation  between  them  and  their  parents,  which  lasted 
through  all  Wolmer's  Oxford  years  and  the  latter  half 
of  Bobby's  School  and  the  earlier  half  of  his  University 
career. 

A  very  strong  family  affection  bound  them  all  closely 
together,  deepened  by  their  common  religious  belief  and 
exhilarated  by  a  happy  fellowship  of  interests,  tastes, 
fun,  and  general  youthfulness,  very  delightful  to  witness. 
A  lively  recollection  of  the  last  days  before  my  brother's 
departure  flashes  around  a  wrestling  match  between  him 
and  his  three  sons  in  the  central  hall  at  Blackmoor.  Their 
contortions  were  those  of  a  happy  Laocoon  group.  Four 
blonde  heads,  four  writhing  bodies,  eight  grey  trousers 
shooting  out  in  all  directions.  "  It  comes  cheaper  to 
buy  it  in  the  piece  1  "  observed  Maud  placidly,  as  we 
watched  the  struggling  legs. 

Occasional  glimpses  of  their  parents  somewhat  re- 
lieved Top's  and  Bobby's  home-sickness.  Bobby's  first 
vision  of  South  Africa  was  in  the  winter  of  1905  to  1906, 
when  he  spent  some  months  there.  During  his  absence 
from  Winchester  he  kept  up  a  correspondence  with  his 
House-master  on  questions  of  House-government  and 
other  School  matters,  gilded  with  graphic  descriptions  of 
his  treks,  adventures  and  enjoyment  of  the  glorious 
country.  From  one  of  these  letters  describing  the  wonder 
of  the  Victoria  Falls  I  quote  the  final  words,  as  they 


26       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

show  Bobby's  careful   observation  of  the  constituents  of 
beauty : 

"  It  is  chiefly  the  tropical  colouring  which  makes  the 
whole  scene  so  indescribably  beautiful.  The  water, 
deep  yellow  at  the  edge  of  the  Fall,  brilliant  creamy  white 
when  falling,  the  wet  black  rocks,  the  bright  green  of  the 
profuse  vegetation  around,  the  dark  green  of  the  distant 
unending  forest  dimly  seen  through  the  all-pervading  mist 
of  spray,  the  troubled  brown  waters  in  the  gorge  below, 
the  red  rocks  farther  down  the  river,  the  huge  cloud  of 
white  spray,  and,  above  all,  the  brilliant  rainbow  always 
to  be  seen  there — all  combine  to  form  a  picture  which  could 
never  be  painted,  but  which,  once  seen,  could  never  be 
forgotten.  Really,  I  feel  that  if  I  stayed  here  long  enough 
I  should  turn  into  a  poet  or  something  dreadful." 

This  appreciation  of  the  brilliancy  of  colour  was 
characteristic  of  Bobby.  He  delighted  in  the  hues  of 
gems,  beautiful  textures,  and,  above  all,  in  the  rich  glories 
of  the  paintings  of  the  Old  Masters.  He  described  the 
influence  which  Art  had  over  him  thus  :  "  The  effect  of  a 
first-class  picture  is  not  so  strong  at  the  moment  as  that 
of  music,  but  with  me  lasts  much  longer  and  becomes  a 
part  of  me.  The  process  is  very  queer  and  subtle,  and  I 
can't  explain  it." 

His  mother  has  a  vivid  recollection  of  a  Spanish  tour 
in  1902,  on  which  he  accompanied  her,  when  his  enormous 
appetite  for  breakfast  was  only  rivalled  by  his  insatiable 
enjoyment  of  the  cathedrals  and  picture  galleries. 

Bobby  returned  to  England  from  South  Africa  with 
his  sister  and  her  fiance,  Lord  Howick,  in  the  spring  of 
1906,  to  take  up  the  responsibilities  of  Senior  Commoner 
Prefect  and  Head  of  his  House  at  Winchester,  with  which 
he  had  been  entrusted  before  his  visit  to  South  Africa. 
(He  had  been  made  House  Prefect  eighteen  months  before.) 


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"  Bobby  grows  more  old-gentlemanly  every  day.  He 
can't  read  without  his  head  being  supported  and  his  book 
at  the  right  angle,  etc.,  etc.,"  wrote  Mabel  on  board  ship. 
Whether  this  satirical  description  were  true  or  not,  there 
was  no  doubt  that  South  Africa  saw  his  transition  from 
the  schoolboy  phase  into  one  of  older  development. 

That  Dr.  Burge,1  his  Headmaster,  fully  recognized  this 
change,  is  shown  in  his  character-sketch  of  my  nephew. 

"  On  the  surface  and  a  good  way  down,"  he  says, 
"  Bobby  was  a  serious,  industrious  boy,  rather  critical 
and  distinctly  intellectual,  sensitive  to  what  seemed 
childish,  and,  like  all  sensitive  natures,  apt  to  get  things 
and  people  on  his  nerves.  He  had  an  extremely  alert 
and  receptive  mind  ;  his  heart  was  full  of  loyalty  and 
the  desire  to  play  his  part  in  the  common  life ;  he  was 
of  a  nature  that  won  real  attachment  and  affection. 
The  truth  is  that  Bobby's  boyhood  was  very  brief.  His 
mind  began  to  mature  very  rapidly  and  his  intellectual 
powers  kept  pace,  so  he  became  unusually  well  balanced. 
He  never  passed  through  the  stage  which  is  common  to 
young  boys  of  expanding  intellectual  powers,  of  letting 
himself  go,  of  '  slinging  ink,'  of  being  superbly  emphatic ; 
a  natural  thoughtfulness  and  reserve  helped  to  restrain 
him. 

"  He  was  hesitating  and  rather  nervous  '  up  to 
Books,' 2  but  a  most  delightful  boy  to  teach,  very  re- 
ceptive, very  sure  of  his  grasp,  and  full  of  appreciation  of 
the  right  things.  An  interesting  sign  of  this  was  the 
remarkable  way  in  which  he  developed  the  taste  and 
abilities  of  a  good  classical  scholar.  His  Greek  Prose 
task,  which  won  the  Warden  and  Fellow's  Prize,  was  the 
first  on  a  list  of  formidable  competitors. 

"  As  his  intellectual  powers  matured,  so  too  his  out- 
look ;  and  at  a  comparatively  early  age  he  was  ready  for 

1  Afterwards  Bishop  of  Sonthwark,  now  of  Oxford. 
*  Notion  for  In  Class. 


28       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

the  University  ;  this  meant  that  he  had  outgrown  School 
life  and  ways.  I  think  the  close  quarters  and  confined 
competition  chafed  him  ;  the  uncongenial  in  surroundings 
and  persons  struck  him  forcibly,  and  it  was  always  an 
effort  to  subordinate  the  uncongenial  to  something  good 
and  attractive  which  is  generally  to  be  found  beneath  or 
with  it ;  he  made  the  effort,  though,  loyally  enough,  and 
later  at  the  University,  with  more  elbow-room,  he  seemed 
to  overcome  the  difficulty  with  more  success.  At  the 
same  time,  it  would  be  a  mistake  to  suppose  that  he  held 
aloof  from  his  contemporaries  at  School  or  '  was  out  of  it ' 
— far  from  it.  He  was  always  included  in  the  reckoning 
and  just  as  ready  himself  to  take  his  share  in  all  activities 
and  responsibilities.  There  was  something  very  lovable 
about  him  ;  one  can't  describe  it.  I  always  felt  that 
with  the  sudden  spring  to  manhood  he  still  kept  the  heart 
of  a  child.  I  think  it  was  because  home  and  home-ties 
meant  ever  so  much  more  to  him  than  anything  else." 

As  was  natural  in  a  boy  of  Bobby's  earnestness  of 
mind,  he  accepted  very  seriously  the  responsibilities  of 
leadership.  "  I  know  I  can  only  fulfil  them  by  God's 
grace,"  he  said,  "  but  I  am  sanguine  of  success.  In  my 
last  year,  when  I  shall  have  had  experience,  I  should  like 
to  try  the  thankless  role  of  reformer  and  make  myself 
thoroughly  unpopular  in  the  process  !  "  He  took  un- 
flagging trouble  over  all  the  duties,  small  and  great, 
attached  to  his  office  ;  he  faced  unpleasant  situations 
with  quiet  courage  ;  and  in  his  personal  relations  with 
difficult  rowdy  boys  he  always  tried  to  bear  in  mind  their 
peculiar  code  of  honour  and  to  deal  justly  with  them. 
Whatever  few  affinities  existed  between  him  and  some  of 
his  companions,  he  made  valiant  efforts  to  understand 
their  points  of  view,  as  was  shown  in  the  cases  of  boys 
with  no  religious  beliefs  or  with  immoral  tendencies. 
In  speaking  of  one  of  the  former,  he  said  :  "  I  am  awfully 
sorry  for  him.  It  is  this  gap  in  a  man's  character  that 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER   29 

makes  him  so  difficult  to  deal  with.  One  can't  use 
arguments  which  would  and  must  appeal  to  any  Christian. 
I  feel  how  awful  beyond  thought  his  position  is,  with 
every  opportunity  to  enjoy  life,  but  that  side  of  life  just 
a  blank.  It  makes  me  shudder  to  think  of  it.  '  What 
profits  it  a  man  if  he  gain  the  whole  world  and  lose  his 
own  soul  ?  ' " 

Of  the  latter  he  wrote  to  his  father  :  "If  you  want 
anyone  to  keep  straight  at  a  public  school  you  must 
interest  him  either  in  his  work  or  his  play.  Boredom  is 
responsible  for  half  the  mischief  of  every  description  at  a 
public  school.  There  are  only  three  ways  of  relieving  it, 
besides  games  :  the  first  is  mere  noise,  which  is  the  least 
harmful,  but  also  the  least  diverting  and  the  most  easily 
interfered  with  by  a  quiet-loving  master ;  the  second 
is  to  be  quarrelsome  —  if  a  prefect,  tyrannical,  if  an 
inferior,  insubordinate — but  it  is  a  gloomy  form  of  excite- 
ment ;  and  so,  the  third,  self-indulgence,  is  the  favourite. 
It  takes  the  forms  of  gluttony  and  immorality,  of  which 
the  latter  is  at  once  the  cheapest  and  the  most  reputable. 
In  the  boy-mind,  defiance  compels  admiration  ;  and  it  is 
a  secondary  consideration  (such  minds  are  incapable  of 
holding  more  than  one  consideration  at  a  time)  whether 
the  principle  defied  was  formulated  in  Heaven  or  in  Dons' 
Common-Room.  The  two  places  are  often  confused, 
though  no  Don  would  like  to  be  told  so." 

His  efforts  at  patient  self-control  were  impervious  to  all 
provocations  save  those  of  offenders  who  menaced  younger 
boys  with  contamination.  Then  they  were  swept  aside 
by  the  stream  of  his  wrath.  "  I  can  recall,"  said  his 
House-master,  Mr.  Cook,  "  the  very  look  of  his  face  when- 
ever any  moral  questions  were  discussed  between  us.  In 
his  work  as  a  prefect  this  love  of  duty  was  made  effective, 
not  by  compromise  between  right  and  wrong,  but  by 
a  most  sympathetic  understanding  of  other  people's 
natures.  Lacking,  as  he  did,  some  of  the  advantages 


30        ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

which  make  for  influence  and  popularity  among  young 
people,  he  won  the  universal  respect  of  the  boys  in  his 
House,  often  their  gratitude  and  affection,  by  unobstrusive 
real  service." 

There  is  no  doubt  that  Bobby's  "  atmosphere  of 
earnestness  "  impressed  other  boys,  and  convinced  many 
of  them  that  he  was  a  man  who  demanded  realities  of 
them  and  who  never  minded  what  they  believed,  so  long 
as  they  really  believed  it.  But,  along  with  this  im- 
pression, he  gave  to  some  of  the  boys  a  feeling  of  aloof- 
ness as  if  he  was  unable  sufficiently  to  sympathize  with 
the  point  of  view  of  an  average  person  ;  and  this  con- 
ception certainly  detracted  from  his  ascendancy. 

Mr.  A.  P.  Herbert,  who  was  a  junior  in  the  same  House, 
recognized  this  aloofness,  but  acknowledges  that,  "  In 
spite  of  the  gap,  I  know  that,  with  my  contemporaries, 
I  thought  of  Bobby  Palmer  as  a  singularly  upright  and 
incorruptible  person,  genuinely  respected  prefect,  and  a 
fine  Head  of  the  House.  He  played  his  games  with  the 
same  energy  which  he  put  into  everything  he  did — foot- 
ball, I  remember  especially,  with  a  keen  and  effective 
vigour." 

Major  Drage,  his  contemporary,  writes  to  me  :  "  All 
I  can  do  is  to  tell  you  of  the  qualities  in  Bobby  which 
struck  me  most  at  the  time  and  which  have  remained  in 
my  mind  most  characteristic  of  him. 

"  (a)  Religious  devotion.  —  One  of  the  first  things  I 
remember  about  him  was  his  habit,  when  quite  a  small 
boy,  of  reading  the  Bible  every  night  in  bed  after  lights 
were  out.  His  method  of  doing  this  was  to  put  the 
bedclothes  over  his  head  and  use  an  electric  torch  under- 
neath them.  It  must  have  required  some  considerable 
nerve  to  start  doing  this.  You  know  how  potently  the 
forces  of  School  are  apt  to  be  mobilized  against  anything 
unusual.  No  Covenanter  was  more  rigid  in  religious 
observance  than  Bobby ;  and  this,  coupled  with  the  next 


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characteristic,  was,  I  think,  one  indication  of  the  strength 
of  his  character.  This  was  (b)  love  of  personal  comfort. 
He  had  quite  a  mania  for  surrounding  himself  with  masses 
of  sofa  cushions,  as  many  and  as  soft  as  possible.  It 
sounds  a  trivial  thing  now,  but  it  sticks  in  my  mind 
connected  with  (a),  which  completely  overruled  it  when 
necessary. 

"  (c)  I  remember  his  showing  a  pretty  strong  sense 
of  righteous  indignation  on  various  occasions  ;  the  one 
which  I  remember  curiously  clearly,  being  a  petty  act  of 
selfishness  on  my  part,  for  which  he  dealt  me  a  remarkably 
rapid  and  shrewd  blow  in  a  whirlwind  of  indignation 
which  surprised  me  considerably  ! 

"  (d)  He  had  a  remarkable  breadth  of  view  and  very 
liberal  ideas.  I  remember  disagreeing  with  him  strongly, 
though  amiably,  on  the  question  of  corporal  punishment. 
He  was  dead  against  it  and,  if  my  memory  serves  me 
correctly,  scarcely  ever  allowed  anyone  to  be  '  cut  into ' 
whilst  he  was  Senior  Prefect  of  C  House.  The  fact  that 
he  was  able  to  do  without  corporal  punishment  showed 
the  strength  of  his  convictions. 

"  (e)  The  quality  which  I  like  to  think  of  most  was 
a  curious  child-likeness,  if  such  a  word  exists.  He  could 
always  get  anything  he  liked  out  of  me  and,  I  expect, 
out  of  everyone,  by  adopting  a  child-like  persuasiveness 
which  was  most  attractive  and  quite  irresistible.  I 
remember  watching  him  do  exactly  the  same  thing  at 
Blackmoor,  so  I  expect  you  know  just  what  I  mean  better 
than  I  can  express  it. 

"  It  is  out  of  place  for  me  to  tell  you  what  he  was  to 
me  personally,  but  I  cannot  finish  this  meagre  sidelight 
without  saying,  quite  simply,  that  the  news  of  his  death 
was  a  staggering  blow  to  me,  in  spite  of  the  fact  that  I 
can  hardly  have  seen  him  since  he  left  Winchester  in  1907. 
It  at  once  defined  a  feeling  that  I  had  had  for  years  that 
one  day  he  would  be  a  great  leader  in  England  and  that, 


32       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

in  any  case  and  whatever  his  call,  I  would  follow  him 
blindly  with  supreme  confidence.  .  .  .  He  was  not  to  me 
what  I  should  have  called  a  leader  of  men.  I  have  known 
great  soldiers  who  were  more  magnetic  and  whose  claims 
on  one's  allegiance  were  more  insistent  without  bringing 
one's  reason  into  play.  With  Bobby  I  simply  felt  that 
he  trusted  and  believed  in  God,  that  God  had  given  him 
both  inspiration  and  a  wonderfully  cool  and  capacious 
brain,  and  that  he  would  be  a  beacon  light  to  many 
struggling  dimly  in  this  difficult  and  perplexing  modern 
state  of  ours.  I  honestly  believe  that  England  has 
sustained  in  him  a  loss  which  only  a  very  few  can  in  any 
way  estimate." 

As  Senior  Commoner  Prefect  every  moment  of  Bobby's 
time,  not  devoted  to  work  for  his  Oxford  Scholarship 
and  Medal  tasks,  was  occupied  by  various  duties  connected 
with  his  office :  school- work,  football,  golf,  rackets, 
various  committees,  fives-court  management,  the  Debating 
Society,  Shakespeare  Society — all  these  he  enumerates 
in  a  letter  to  his  mother  in  the  autumn  of  1906,  adding : 

"I  have  promised  to  read  a  paper  for  XIII.  Club  on 
South  Africa.1  Next  term  I  shall  have  to  manage  steeple- 
chase and  fives  competitions,  which  will  be  a  dreadful 
nuisance." 

Bobby's  convictions  with  regard  to  football  were 
frankly  heretical : 

"  I  have  been  playing  football  hard  this  week.  I  am 
coming  to  the  conclusion  that  I  actively  dislike  football, 
especially  our  game.  Roughness  is  like  anchovy  sauce  : 
when  once  introduced,  it  pervades  the  whole  of  a  game 
and  spoils  it  completely  to  my  taste,  but  some  people 
like  the  added  zest.  No  one  can  play  our  game  well, 

1  The  National  Review  of  July  1906  contained  an  eight-page  article 
entitled  "  The  Labour  Problem  in  South  Africa,"  which  was  Bobby's 
maiden  publication. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER   33 

unless  they  can  command  a  loss  of  temper  at  a  moment's 
notice  and  then  keep  in  a  state  of  maniacal  fury  for  an  hour. 
I  find  it  difficult  to  do  this  over  Clemenceau,  but  quite 
impossible  over  football.  Why  public  opinion  has  care- 
fully selected  two  of  the  least  attractive  outdoor  games 
that  I  know,  and  has  labelled  them  outdoor  occupations 
for  winter  and  summer  respectively,  and  then  has  pro- 
ceeded to  enforce  all  mankind  (or  boykind)  to  accept  and 
worship  these  ready-made  images  is  more  than  I  can 
guess." 

Bobby's  independence  of  thought  made  him  always 
contemptuous  of  popular  idols.  It  also  led  him  to  the 
conclusion  that  his  "  tastes  were  certainly  very  different 
from  those  of  most  boys."  In  this  he  was  undoubtedly 
right,  for  he  belonged  to  that  small  minority  in  every 
school,  the  goodly  company  of  intellectual  boys. 

He  rose  rapidly  from  division  to  division  and  passed 
early  into  Sixth  Book,  the  highest  division.  He  brought 
home  books  *  and  reports  monotonously  excellent.  The 
testimony  of  his  masters  bore  witness  to  the  brilliance 
and  steadiness  of  his  gifts  :  the  sharp,  keen  mind  of  fine 
literary  quality  and  large  intellectual  sympathies,  scrupu- 
lously honest  in  its  independence  of  thought,  yet  entirely 
untainted  by  intellectual  pride  and  cynicism  ;  the  ex- 
ceptional power  of  hard  work,  unusually  thorough  ;  and 
the  wise  humility,  simplicity,  and  sincerity  of  his  white 
character  and  high  purpose  —  which  together  made 
Bobby  one  of  the  most  attractive  and  ablest  of  their 
pupils. 

It  was  under  these  masters  and  during  his  time  at 
Winchester  that  Bobby  gained  that  love  for  the  Classics 
which  grew  into  a  passion  at  Oxford. 

No  description  of  Bobby  in  his  latter  School  and 
early  Oxford  days  would  be  complete  which  did  not 
include  the  recollections  of  the  brother  who  watched  his 
1  Notion  for  School-prizes. 


34       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

career  throughout  his  life  with  intimate  love  and  under- 
standing.    Wolmer  says  : 

"  He  had  an  innate  love  of  good  and  hatred  of  evil. 
At  school  his  small  circle  of  friends  was  always  the  boys 
of  really  high  character,  and  to  outsiders  he  might  have 
appeared  exclusive.  But  there  was  nothing  of  pride 
about  him.  His  modesty  was,  in  fact,  an  obsession. 
Sensitive,  yet  reserved  as  to  his  feelings,  he  could  not 
believe  his  friends  cared  for  him  as  much  as  they  did. 
If  it  had  not  been  for  this  perfectly  natural  humility, 
combined  with  his  never-failing  sense  of  humour  and 
delight  in  the  ridiculous,  he  would  have  been  a  prig. 
He  had  not  the  gift  of  tact  and  would  frequently  blurt 
out  inconvenient  truths.  He  could  never  dissemble  his 
opinion,  and  if  he  held  his  tongue,  his  thoughts  were 
transparent  in  his  face. 

"  School -work  came  easy  to  him.  Though  not  quick, 
he  had  a  penetrating  mind  and  learning  was  no  difficulty. 
His  strongest  intellectual  characteristics  were  his  great 
mental  grasp  and  deliberate  methods.  He  never  let 
anything  go.  From  boyhood,  he  had  a  remarkable 
power  of  concentration  ;  he  could  turn  from  one  thing  to 
another  instantly  :  three  hours'  work  without  a  pause, 
then  at  once  twenty  minutes  (by  the  clock)  of  patience 
or  billiards  by  himself  (right  hand  against  left),  then  work 
again,  and  so  on.  This  showed  his  mental  and  nervous 
strength  ;  he  did  not  tire  easily.  These  powers  enabled 
him  to  get  twice  as  much  into  a  day  as  could  most  other 
people.  In  examinations,  in  debates  at  Winchester  and 
at  Oxford,  he  outdistanced  other  people  because  he  had 
covered  all  the  ground  first.  His  conscientiousness  pre- 
vented his  ever  doing  things  by  halves.  For  these  reasons, 
had  he  lived,  he  would  have  been  Lord  Chancellor  or 
Archbishop  of  Canterbury — and  a  very  good  one  too,  as 
excellent  judgment  was  part  of  his  gifts. 

"  He  loved  most  games  and  brought  to  them  all  the 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       35 

assiduity  that  he  brought  to  everything.  He  never  gave 
the  impression  of  playing  a  game  as  a  relaxation,  but 
just  as  if  it  was  a  pleasant  piece  of  work  on  hand.  He 
was  a  wide  reader  of  every  kind  of  literature  :  novels, 
poetry,  history,  classics.  One  can  generally  learn  some- 
thing of  a  man's  nature  by  glancing  at  his  books.  Bobby 
would  emerge  from  such  a  test  as  a  man  of  wide  sympathies 
and  very  varied  interests.  His  literary  horizon  extended 
from  Homer  to  Punch,  from  Dante  to  Darwin,  from  Piers 
the  Plowman  to  Rupert  Brooke,  from  Genesis  to  Founda- 
tions,1 from  Locke  to  Jerome  K.  Jerome,  from  Jane 
Austen  to  Conan  Doyle. 

"  He  had  a  carefully-mapped-out  reading  programme 
for  every  day  ;  and  after  he  had  read  the  thirty  or  forty 
allotted  pages  of  one  book,  would  at  once  turn  to  the 
next. 

"  Bobby  was  intensely  human  in  his  love  for  nature 
and  for  his  fellow-creatures.  He  was  a  zealous  bird- 
lover,  as  all  his  friends  know.  His  love  for  Hampshire, 
for  the  beautiful  old  villages,  for  Blackmoor,  and,  above 
all,  for  the  woods  is  pathetically  recorded  in  the  un- 
finished novel  which  he  began  to  write  away  from  home 
while  stationed  in  India  in  1915.  It  gives  a  glimpse  of 
the  home-hunger  from  which  he  suffered.  Here  is  the 
passage : 

" '  To  return  from  the  far  flat  countries  of  other 
continents  and  find  the  gorse  in  bloom  on  the  heathy 
hills  of  Hampshire  was  in  itself  a  draught  of  pure  delight. 
Every  fold  of  the  familiar  landscape  came  forward  like 
a  welcoming  friend  ;  every  tint  of  the  forest — (and  where 
in  the  world  are  such  delightful  harmonies  of  colour  as 
in  the  woods  of  South  England  in  spring  ?) — was  a  voice 
as  of  music.  The  birds  on  domestic  cares  intent,  the 
ridiculous  rabbits  that  scuttled  perfunctorily  from  the 
leisurely  cross-country  train's  approach,  and  the  unpre- 

1  Foundations.     By  seven  Oxford  men. 


36       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

tentious  homely  butterflies  that  fluttered  past,  all  touched 
the  thousand  chords  of  childish  reminiscences  and  affec- 
tion which  make  this  glorious  and  motherly  south  country 
an  inexpressibly  sweet  symphony  to  those  who  have 
dwelt  therein.' l 

"  But  Bobby  was  no  recluse.  He  loved  human 
society.  His  social  side  did  not  develop  much  till  he 
was  about  fifteen,  but  it  became  very  pronounced  as 
he  grew  to  manhood.  He  said  he  was  never  bored  by 
anyone  provided  they  said  what  they  thought.  '  That 
is  the  sine  qua  non  of  conversation,'  he  once  remarked. 
He  had  great  conversational  gifts,  a  great  power  of 
sympathy  in  entering  into  the  mind  of  the  person  with 
whom  he  was  talking,  and  an  unlimited  capacity  for  being 
interested  in  everything  except  what  was  not  good, 
wholesome  or  clean.  His  conversation  throughout  was 
illumined  by  flashes  of  humour,  wit,  epigram.  He 
always  saw  the  comic  side  of  everything,  and  his  sense 
of  the  ridiculous  bubbled  through  all  his  talk  and  writings. 
He  had  a  genius  for  letter-writing.  Word-pictures 
flowed  from  his  pen  as  tints  from  an  artist's  brush.  Yet, 
with  all  his  social  gifts,  he  could  always  retire  at  the  exact 
moment  he  had  planned  out  to  do  work  or  play  a  game 
or  go  to  bed,  which  he  always  did  at  a  quarter  paststen, 
except  on  very  rare  occasions." 

Bobby  left  Winchester  with  a  sheaf  of  laurels  in  his 
hands  :  the  Duncan  Prize  for  an  essay  on  the  Reform 
Bill,  the  Greek  Prose  Prize  for  a  translation  of  one  of 
W.  S.  Lander's  Dialogues,  and  the  English  Verse  Prize 
for  a  poem  on  "  Letizia — Mother  of  Napoleon." 

In  January  1907  he  won  a  University  College  Scholar- 
ship at  Oxford,  heading  the  list  as  Senior  Scholar  out 
of  one  hundred  and  fifty-seven  candidates. 

In  the  intervals    of  Latin  Unseen  he  composed  the 

1  From  Wentworth's  Reform. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER        37 

following  masterpiece  on  the  death  of  the  Shah,  the 
notice  of  which  was  in  that  day's  (10th  January) 
papers : 

"  Said  the  Czar  :  '  I  wish  I  were  the  Shah  ! ' 
Said  his  Ma  :  '  Why  not  stay  as  you  are  ?  ' 

The  Czar  said  :  '  But  he's  dead 

In  his  bed,  not  by  lead. 
How  I  envy  the  Shah  !  '  said  the  Czar." 

With  Oxford  beckoning  to  him,  Bobby  became 
ardently  desirous  to  leave  Winchester.  Quite  mistakenly, 
he  imagined  that  he  had  proved  a  failure  as  the  Head 
of  his  House,  because  the  reforms  which  he  had  tried 
to  carry  out  had  fallen  short  of  his  aims.  He  could  not 
fail  to  see  that  the  whole  tone  of  the  House  was  raised 
and  purified,  but  its  defects  and  shortcomings  irritated 
him  to  an  inordinate  degree,  while  its  atmosphere  op- 
pressed him  as  that  of  "  an  overgrown  nursery,  popu- 
lated by  a  barbarously  infantile  company."  The  truth 
was  that  his  home-sickness,  sense  of  isolation,  and  restraint 
were  merely  symptoms  of  his  having  outgrown  the 
routine  and  limitations  of  school  life — symptoms  clearly 
visible  to  his  masters.  Dr.  Burge  advised  him  to  leave 
at  the  end  of  Common  Time.1  "  It  is  no  good  trying 
to  keep  a  watch  going  when  the  spring  has  been  taken 
out,"  he  told  him ;  "  staying  on  will  not  only  do  you 
no  good,  but  your  morbid  disposition  might  infect  others." 
At  the  same  time  Dr.  Burge  wrote  to  my  brother  to 
say  that  "  Bobby  had  served  his  generation  at  Winchester 
right  well,  and  that  he  had  the  reward  of  feeling  that 
he  had  done  his  best  for  the  place  which  had  done  for 
him  what  no  other  place  could  do." 

Bobby's  last  letter  from  Winchester  showed  that  he 
had  begun  to  realize  the  truth  of  the  last  words. 

1  Notion  for  January-to-Easler  Term. 


38       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 


To  ms  FATHER 

"SOUTHGATE   HlLL,    WINCHESTER, 

April  5,  1907. 

"  This  is  the  last  letter  I  shall  write  you  from  this 
address  ;  and  in  spite  of  our  present  incompatibility  of 
temperament,  I  feel  that  I  owe  a  great  deal  to  Winchester, 
to  its  blemishes  as  well  as  to  its  excellencies.  It  is  rather 
a  gruff  introduction  to  the  world  and  its  ways,  but  I 
think  it  is  more  instructive  to  see  everything  in  its 
crude  and  naked  barbarism.  It  makes  it  much  easier 
to  tell  good  and  evil  apart  when  one  meets  them  later 
dressed  up.  But  the  process  is  not  pleasant.  .  .  . 

"  Self -consciousness  I  feel  to  be  my  curse  and  my 
danger.  It  leads  me,  especially  among  unsensitive 
people  (who  make  no  allowances,  such  as  boys),  to  self- 
absorption,  which  is  a  dangerous  form  of  selfishness, 
since  it  comes  in  a  hypocritical  cloak  of  priggishness  and 
is  altogether  very  bad  for  me.  I  am  very  glad  to  be 
able  to  think  I  am  leaving  a  House  so  much  better  than 
the  one  I  came  to  five  years  ago." 

Bobby  left  Winchester  on  5th  April  1907,  and  shortly 
afterwards  he  started  on  his  second  visit  to  South  Africa. 


CHAPTER  III 
OXFORD,  1907-1909 

AFTER  a  delightful  holiday  in  South  Africa,  Bobby  re- 
turned to  England  in  the  autumn  of  1907.  At  the  be- 
ginning of  the  Michaelmas  Term  he  went  into  residence 
at  Oxford  as  a  Scholar  of  University  College,  and  took 
possession  of  his  "  watch-tower,"  as  his  friends  called  his 
housetop  rooms,  the  attractive,  austere  simplicity  of 
which  was  characteristic  of  their  occupant.  The  aspect 
of  the  keeper  of  the  watch-tower  beamed  with  peace  and 
goodwill.  I  think  what  most  struck  observers  was  the 
pure  serenity  of  his  face.  His  complexion  was  pale  and 
clear ;  he  had  light  hair,  a  broad  forehead,  straight 
marked  eyebrows,  from  beneath  which  deep-set  grey 
eyes,  with  a  delicately  curved  outward  droop  of  the 
eyelids,  looked  forth  on  the  world  with  calm  discerning 
friendliness.  His  nose  was  straight  and  his  mouth  smiled 
in  beautiful  curves  above  a  firm,  rounded  chin.  His  head 
was  well  set  upon  his  broad  shoulders  and  his  body  finely 
formed  ;  he  was  always  carelessly  clothed,  generally  in 
rather  untidy  loose  grey  tweeds. 

Such  was  Bobby's  appearance  when  he  was  first 
introduced  to  the  ardent  company  of  Wolmer's  Oxford 
political  friends.  They  had  been  warned  of  his  approach- 
ing advent  by  his  elder  brother  in  the  cryptic  announce- 
ment :  "  He  is  a  great  person,  is  Bobby  !  " 

The  studious  Bobby  was  somewhat  alarmed  by  his  first 
impressions  of  Oxford. 

"  There  is  no  doubt,"  he  wrote,  "  that  Oxford  is  a 


40       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

most  attractive  place,  but  it  is  also  extremely  distracting, 
and,  for  a  fresher  especially,  it  is  very  difficult  to  work 
here.  It  is  not  politics  that  takes  the  time.  They  only 
employ  two  evenings  a  week,  but  it  is  the  amount  of 
society  one  sees.  But  one  must  suffer  it  to  be  so,  as  the 
object  of  Oxford  is  almost  as  much  to  get  to  know  people 
as  it  is  to  do  some  work." 

Wolmer  reported  in  October  to  South  Africa  that : 
"  Bobby  has  made  maiden  speeches  at  both  the  Canning 
and  the  Union.  They  were  both  very  good.  I  am  glad 
to  say  he  likes  the  Canning,  but  he  is  very  unsociable  in 
other  matters — I  find  that  conversation  does  not  interest 
him  at  all." 

Possibly,  because  of  incompatibility  of  hours.  Wolmer 
could  only  discuss  after  ten  at  night,  Bobby,  only  before 
ten  in  the  morning  !  So  they  both  affirmed  at  that  time. 

In  the  beginning  of  November,  Lady  Salisbury  and 
her  young  daughters,  with  Lord  Hugh  and  Lady  Gwen- 
dolen Cecil,  descended  on  the  boys  at  Oxford  and  under- 
went a  strenuous  lionizing  of  its  Colleges.  Lady  Gwen- 
dolen wrote  to  Maud,  saying  : 

*'  I  need  hardly  tell  you  that  Bobby,  though  he  has 
only  been  three  weeks  at  Oxford,  has  already  settled 
down  to  a  methodical  scheme  of  work,  never  misses  a 
lecture,  and  has  his  eyes  firmly  fixed  upon  his  c  Honours 
Mods  '  a  year  and  a  half  hence.  He  was  very  serene  and, 
I  think,  very  happy.  Rather  quieter  than  when  I  saw 
him  at  Winchester,  more  observant,  fitting  himself,  I 
think,  to  the  stupendous  change  of  position  between  a 
Senior  Prefect's  and  a  Freshman's." 

At  the  Oxford  Canning  Club,  at  the  Union,  and  in  his 
own  College,  Bobby  made  friends  who  quickly  learnt  to 
love  and  appreciate  him.  One  of  them,  the  Rev.  E. 
Priestley  Swain,  described  how  "  Bobby  at  once  found  his 
place  at  Oxford.  His  success  was  intimate  and  personal. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       41 

Words  cannot  describe  his  charm,  and  very  few  could 
resist  it.  He  was  always  happier  in  smaller  gatherings 
than  in  big  ones,  and  I  fancy  that  usually  he  preferred  to 
be  with  one  friend  than  with  more  than  one.  His  thought- 
fulness  and  deep  seriousness,  combined  with  his  natural- 
ness and  sense  of  humour,  made  him  a  companion  of  rare 
distinction." 1 

One  of  Bobby's  most  intimate  College  friends,  the 
Rev.  N.  Micklem,2  has  sent  me  a  character-sketch  of  him, 
which  may  fitly  find  its  place  here  : 

"  Bobby  Palmer  and  I  were  very  much  together  in 
Oxford,  and  I  think  we  must  have  discussed  most  subjects 
in  heaven  and  earth  ;  he  was  almost  always  saying  the 
most  delicious  things  about  persons  and  problems.  I 
remember  the  quizzical  way  in  which  he  would  say  them, 
and  then  how  he  would  laugh  ;  but  his  epigrams  and 
sayings  were  part  of  our  daily  bread,  and  I  wish  I  had 
treasured  them  up  in  my  memory. 

"  We  went  on  a  reading  party  to  a  farm  near  Prince- 
town  on  Dartmoor  ;  it  was  Easter  and  very  cold,  and  we 
enjoyed  our  peat  fires  and  cream.  He  and  I,  at  least,  had 
gone  with  the  intention  of  reading  for  Greats,  but  the 
reading-party  tended  to  develop  into  a  '  theological 
scrap,'  for  we  were  of  all  denominations  and  heresies. 
Bobby  was  the  most  silent  of  the  party  in  these  exciting 
discussions  ;  he  would  make  pleasant  sallies  against  every 
position  more  readily  than  he  would  reveal  his  own. 
But  he  did  not  leave  us  in  much  doubt  where  he  stood. 
I  think  it  is  true  to  say  that  in  technical  theology 
Bobby  had  no  great  interest ;  again,  he  was  not  in 
any  narrow  sense  an  '  ecclesiastically  minded  layman  ' ; 
you  could  not  label  him  high  or  low  or  broad  ;  but  the 
whole  bent  of  his  mind  and  temper  was  Christian,  and 

1  From  article  on  "  Robert  Stafford  Arthur  Palmer"  in  The  Common- 
wealth, May  1916. 

*  Now  Chaplain  and  Tutor  of  Mansfield  College. 
6 


42       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

religion  was  in  all  his  actions  and  is  manifest  in  his 
photographs. 

"  He  was  very  sympathetic  towards  c  Nonconformity,' 
but  the  Church  of  England  met  his  needs  and  claimed  his 
entire  devotion.  I  was  with  him  once  at  the  Summer 
Conference  of  the  Students'  Christian  Union  ;  I  think  he 
felt  at  home  there,  but  his  religion  was  of  a  very  intimate 
and  personal  kind,  and  he  did  not  speak  of  it  easily  even 
to  his  friends. 

"  I  think  that  the  Confessional  stood  in  his  eyes  as  the 
symbol  of  that  complete  surrender  which  Christianity 
requires  ;  I  know  it  had  a  great  appeal  for  him  along  that 
line,  though  I  do  not  know  what  was  his  own  practice  in 
regard  to  it.  I  remember  but  once  hearing  him  give  a 
religious  address,  but  I  remember  it  as  profoundly  religious 
and  delightfully  free  from  the  religious  jargon  familiar  on 
such  occasions. 

"  Everybody  liked  him  ;  but  he  was  shy  and  reserved, 
and  I  think  he  had  not  many  undergraduate  friends. 
But  I  think  that  the  few  men  who  did  know  him  loved 
and  honoured  him  as  few  are  loved  and  honoured ;  he 
was  so  simple  and  unassuming  and  absolutely  without 
affectation.  I  think  he  really  kept  the  heart  of  a  little 
child  ;  he  was  always  laughing ;  it  seems  so  characteristic 
of  him  that  I  can  hear  his  laugh  when  I  think  of  him.  He 
was  one  of  the  most  lovable  of  men." 

No  words  could  be  more  emphatic  than  these ;  yet 
Bobby,  obsessed  by  his  sensitiveness,  remained  sceptical 
of  the  possibility  of  his  ever  winning  the  affection  of  his 
friends. 

He  wrote  to  his  mother  in  his  first  term  at  Oxford  : 
"  I  know  I  am  blessed  or  afflicted  (and  I  suppose  some 
other  people  are,  too)  with  an  almost  ridiculously  sensitive 
set  of  feelings,  and  so,  when  someone  without  imagina- 
tion comes  stamping  round  on  them,  it  hurts  too  much 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       43 

to  allow  me  really  to  like  them  ever.     I  often  resolve  not 
to  stand  such  nonsense  and  argue  with  myself  that  if  I 
could  only  get  over  this  prejudice  I  should  find  So-and-so 
very  nice.     But,  next  time  I  meet  him,  down  comes  the 
hobnailed  boot  and  I  retreat  into  myself  as  instinctively 
as  a  snail  when  you  pinch  it.     It  may,  perhaps,  prevent 
one  making  what  would  otherwise  be  pleasant  friendships  ; 
but  if  there  are,  as  there  must  be,  other  people  of  the 
same  sort,  it  is  only  by  knowing  how  easily  my  own 
sensitiveness   is   wounded   that   I    can    avoid   wounding 
theirs  ;    and  when  I  do  meet  exactly  the  right  friend, 
our  power  of  friendship  and  sympathy  will  be  twice  as 
great  through   our  being  so  tender — over-tender  if  you 
like.     I  have  not  found  this  friend  yet,  but  I  hope  to  do 
so  here.     I  should  have  been   a  far   better  prefect   at 
Winchester  if  I  could  have  been  in  close  sympathy  and 
touch  with  all  the  men.     I  was  often  tempted  to  envy 
them  for  the  easiness  with  which  they  were  contented 
in  their  friendships  and  their  horny  souls  on  which  no 
corns  grew,  so  that  they  kicked  each  other  all  day  without 
feeling  it.     But  I  comfort  myself  with  the  reflection  that, 
when  I  am  satisfied,  it  will  be  something  really  worth 
having.     I  only  hope  I  shan't  have  to  go  on  4  yearning 
for  the  unattainable  '  like  the  man  in  Patience.  .  .  .  The 
greatest  penalty  in  being  like  a  sea-anemone  is  the  amount 
of  energy  I  have  to  expend  in  screwing  up  my  courage 
to  meet  a  possible  (often  wholly  imaginary)  rebuff.     I 
am  more  afraid  of  meeting  with  a  rebuff  from  a  friend 
(and  I  suppose  I  want  to  regard  too  many  people  as 
friends)  than  I  should  be  of  fighting  in  a  battle  (and  I'm 
sure  that  would  frighten  me  more  than  I  cared).     I  tell 
you  all  this  because  it  relieves  me  and  because  I  know 
that,  however  silly  you  think  me,  you  will  never  laugh 
at  me.     But  I  am  so  much  happier  here,  I  feel  as  if  I 
should   find   my   friend   here   and   then    I    ask   nothing 
more." 


44       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Two  and  a  half  years  passed  and  Bobby  was  still  on 
the  search.  "  I  find  it  impossible  to  see  enough  of  my 
friends  to  make  them  real  friends.  Consequently  I  pick 
up  a  great  many  acquaintances,  but  there  is  nobody 
that  1  know  will  be  glad  to  see  me  at  any  time.  This  is, 
no  doubt,  mostly  my  fault,  because  I  can't  get  on  quickly 
with  people  I  care  about." 

The  boon  of  a  perfect  friendship  for  which  Bobby 
craved  so  ardently  all  his  life  was,  strangely  enough, 
withheld  from  him  until  a  year  before  his  death.  It  was 
the  sole  trophy  won  by  him  on  the  field  of  war. 

Bobby's  first  Oxford  vacation  was  spent  at  Hatfield 
One  of  the  Christmas  frolics  there  was  a  fancy-dress 
evening,  at  which  Wolmer  and  Bobby  appeared  as  copies 
of  TenniePs  drawing  of  Tweedledum  and  Tweedledee  in 
Through  the  Looking  Glass.  Their  sister  acted  as  dresser ; 
and  with  white  calico  trousers,  pillow  stuffing,  paper 
collars,  cricketing  caps,  and  a  very  slight  making  up  of 
their  faces,  she  turned  them  out  exactly  alike.  The 
mystification  was  complete.  "  How  papa  would  have 
enjoyed  it !  "  sighed  the  triumphant  artist  towards  the 
antipodes.  Other  festivities,  in  the  shape  of  balls,  Bobby 
shirked,  because  he  said  that  the  late  hours  interfered 
with  his  work.  When  someone  asked  Wolmer  why 
Bobby  was  working  so  hard  with  no  examination  in 
immediate  prospect,  Wolmer  replied  with  immense  scorn  : 
**  For  the  love  of  it ! — the  mere  love  of  it !  " 

It  is  possible  that  work  was  not  the  sole  cause  of 
Bobby's  abstinence  from  dances.  At  that  period  of  his 
life  he  suffered  intense  depression  from  the  platitudes  of 
ballroom  conversations,  and  complained  that :  "  Those 
of  ordinary  partners  are  degradingly  futile,  while  the 
brighter  people  make  their  conversation  a  stream  of  bites 
at  the  back  of  the  ninth  commandment."  This  may, 
however,  be  an  unfair  inference  on  my  part,  for  he  was 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       45 

beginning  to  work  for  his  Moderations  Examination,  the 
Hertford  Scholarship  and  the  Newdigate,  and  had 
therefore  sufficient  reason  for  wise  husbandry  of  his  time. 
The  sole  diversions  he  allowed  himself  were  his  evenings 
at  the  Canning  l  and  the  Union. 

His  deep  interest  in  politics  increased  with  years. 
**  He  was  at  once  singularly  mature  and  perfectly  fresh 
in  his  outlook  on  political  questions,"  was  Mr.  J.  A.  R. 
Marriott's  judgment  concerning  his  papers  and  speeches 
at  the  Canning.  His  friends  defined  his  attitude  as  that 
of  an  advanced  Social  reformer  who  remained  a  Con- 
servative from  the  conviction  that  legislation  should 
follow,  not  precede,  public  opinion  ;  and  this  view  agrees 
with  his  own  vindication  of  the  position  of  the  Tory  party. 
"  The  Tory  party  stands  for  common  sense,  as  opposed 
to  fads  ;  that  is  to  say,  it  keeps  its  ideals  in  perspective 
and  prefers  to  compromise  on  the  maximum  of  the 
attainable  good  under  present  conditions,  as  opposed  to 
the  doctrinaires  who  will  sacrifice  possible  good  to  the 
impossible  better."  2 

Bobby  spoke  frequently  at  the  meetings  of  the  Canning 
Club.  Its  older  members,  who  had  watched  many  genera- 
tions of  the  most  brilliant  young  men,  Conservatives  by 
profession,  pass  through  Oxford,  were  greatly  impressed 
by  his  exceptional  seriousness  of  purpose,  his  strong,  well- 
defined  views  and  the  charming  modesty  with  which  he 
expressed  them  in  admirable  speeches  delivered  without 
any  attempt  at  ornament  or  rhetoric. 

Mr.  A.  P.  Herbert  admired  the  way  in  which  he  always 
seemed  to  be  "  trying  to  tear  out  the  heart  of  the  future, 
really  getting  to  the  bottom  of  things.  Of  all  the 
clever  and  able  men,"  he  said,  "  who  used  to  speak  in  the 

1  The  Oxford  Canning  Club  was  a  Conservative  Club  for  the  guardian- 
ship and  preservation  of  the  British  Constitution  as  established  in  Church 
and  State. 

*  From  his  unfinished  novel,  Wentworth's  Reform. 


46       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Canning,  two  men,  Bobby  Palmer  and  Gilbert  Talbot, 
impressed  me  by  the  statesmanlike  quality  of  their 
utterances.  Bobby  was  a  man  of  far  greater  intellectual 
attainments  than  Gilbert,  but,  politically,  those  two  stood 
almost  alone.  Bobby  had  foresight,  imagination,  con- 
structiveness.  He  was  also  admirably  lucid,  and  the  rare 
flashes  of  humour — rarer  than  Gilbert's — were  always  a 
delight.  Further  he  had  an  abundant  forbearance  for 
the  more  inarticulate  and  foolish  among  us,  and  dealt 
with  our  blurted  observations  with  a  grave  courtesy 
which  they  did  not  always  deserve." 

Bobby  used  to  like  to  deliver  his  speeches  from  the 
rostrum  of  the  hearthrug,  generally  speaking  towards 
the  end  of  a  debate.  Churchwarden  pipes  and  mulled 
claret  were  part  of  the  prescribed  rites,  but  Bobby  was 
almost  the  only  member  who  appreciated  the  first  of  these 
dainties.  He  would  puff  at  his  pipe  between  his  sentences, 
and  obviously  drew  inspiration  from  it.  He  used  to  speak 
with  his  eyes  fixed  on  the  opposite  wall  looming  dimly 
through  the  haze  of  the  tobacco  smoke.  Now  and  then 
he  would  pause  with  a  slight  hesitation  in  the  choice  of 
a  word,  but  with  no  uncertainty  as  to  the  substance  of  his 
remarks.  Most  of  the  debates  in  which  he  took  part 
were  concerned  with  the  Home  policy  of  the  Government 
and  the  political  position  of  the  moment. 

Bobby's  intense  desire  that  "  the  maximum  of  attain- 
able good  "  should  be  acquired  by  all  citizens  of  the 
Empire  led  him  to  study  the  different  methods,  advocated 
by  Tory  Democrats  and  Socialists,  for  reaching  that  end. 

To  ms  FATHER 

"  OXFORD, 
January  23,  1908. 

"  I  thoroughly  agree  with  what  you  say  about  the 
true  function  of  the  Tory  party,  but  I  don't  think  the 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       47 

Young  England  section  go  quite  as  far  in  a  Radical 
direction  as  you  seem  to  think.  I  have  never  heard  any 
of  them  propose  to  interfere  with  the  rights  of  property 
in  the  sphere  of  practical  politics.  Many  of  them  are 
taken  with  the  ideal  of  Socialism  in  which  nobody  should 
own  anything ;  but  the  Radical  preliminary  of  taking 
away  what  the  rich  have  doesn't  find  favour.  Really, 
I  don't  think  that  I  disagree  with  them.  Socialism  is 
the  highest  ideal ;  but,  because  I  am  perfectly  certain 
it  could  not  be  realized  and  that  the  attempt  to  realize 
it  would  be  disastrous,  I  don't  go  about  saying  what  a 
magnificent  ideal  it  is,  as  they  do,  because  it  seems  to 
me  (a)  a  waste  of  time  and  (b)  an  expression  of  opinion 
that  is  liable  to  be  misinterpreted  in  a  dangerous 
way.  I  don't  think  it  quite  fair  to  say  that  this  new- 
born zeal  for  social  reform  is  a  hypocritical  attempt  to 
outbid  the  Radicals.  No  Unionist  principle  is  sacrificed, 
and  they  are  really  anxious  to  make  life  easier  for  the 
working  classes.  I  think  they  sometimes  adopt  a  more 
pro-Socialist  tone  than  their  real  opinions  represent,  out 
of  antagonism  to  the  absolute  dogma  of  Individualism 
which  flourished  in  the  fifties  and  still  survives  in  Harold 
Cox.  A  great  many  of  the  Oxford  Tories  can't  keep  in 
mind  the  difference  between  Trade  Unionism  and  Socialism. 
They  either  condemn  Socialism  in  theory  because  of 
Keir-Hardie,  or  urge  alliance  with  the  Labour  party 
because  of  their  theoretical  approval  of  the  ideal  of 
Socialism.  They  all  impress  me  as  knowing  singularly 
little  about  it  all,  though  I  can't  judge,  being  as  ignorant 
as  anyone  myself." 

The  Oxford  University  Settlement  in  East  London 
provided  Bobby  with  a  valuable  school  for  the  study  of 
Labour  problems.  He  eagerly  enrolled  himself  as  one  of 
its  disciples,  and  spent  many  days  there  in  the  Lent 
of  1908,  being  instructed  in  its  work  and  methods. 


48        ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Eventually  he  became  one  of  its  most  useful  members, 
and  rendered  valuable  service  as  Poor  Man's  Lawyer. 

East  London  was  not  alone  in  receiving  help  from 
my  nephew.  In  the  autumn  of  1908  he,  with  forty-four 
other  undergraduates  and  five  graduates  (under  the 
leadership  of  the  Bishop  of  Bombay),1  joined  in  an 
organized  missionary  campaign  in  the  environs  of  South 
London.  Greenwich,  Deptford,  Woolwich,  and  Lewisham 
were  the  field  of  action.  For  ten  days  the  fifty  pleaded 
the  cause  of  Foreign  Missions  in  churches,  Sunday  schools, 
mothers'  meetings,  clubs,  bible  classes,  and  anywhere 
where  anyone  would  give  them  a  hearing. 

"  Some  of  us  spoke  very  well.  Others  couldn't  speak 
at  all ! "  Bobby  told  us  afterwards,  but  he  added : 
44 1  think  we  stirred  up  a  lot  of  real  interest,  which  will 
lead,  I  trust,  to  a  certain  amount  of  definite  action. 
I  think  the  fact  that  the  forty-five  could  be  collected 
at  all  was  a  tribute  to  the  great  powers  of  prayer." 

He  sent  his  father  a  detailed  account  of  his  personal 
share  in  the  venture. 

"BLACKHEATH,  S.E., 

October  1,  1908. 

"  I  got  here  on  Saturday  evening  for  the  campaign. 
I  am  quartered  with  Foss  Prior  of  University  on  a  church- 
warden of  St.  Alphege,  the  big  Greenwich  church,  a 
very  nice  man  with  a  very  nice  wife.  The  campaign 
began  that  evening  with  an  intercession  service  at  St. 
Alphege,  with  an  address  from  Jimmy  Bombay,  followed 
by  a  huge  '  business  meeting  '  at  which  we  were  all 
given  marching  orders  for  Sunday.  My  first  job  was 
to  address  a  men's  Bible  class  in  St.  James  Church, 
Hatcham,  a  fine  large  church  holding  twelve  hundred; 
it  had  just  been  painted  inside  under  the  vicar's  personal 
superintendence.  He  had  removed  the  frontal  cloth  of 

1  His  cousin,  the  Right  Rev.  Dr.  E.  J.  Palmer. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER   49 

the  communion  table,  as  he  expressed  it,  because  he 
didn't  want  his  church  to  look  '  like  an  overdressed 
female.'  I  felt  tempted  to  remark  that  under-dressed 
females  who  showed  their  legs  were  almost  as  improper, 
but  happily  refrained.  In  the  church  were  fifteen  men, 
one  in  each  pew  for  fifteen  rows.  The  church  appeared 
to  be  about  the  size  of  Winchester  Cathedral.  After 
two  hymns  (Moody  and  Sankey)  and  some  extempore 
prayers  by  the  churchwarden,  I  talked  to  the  fifteen 
men.  I'm  afraid  I  wasn't  inspiring,  but  the  circumstances 
weren't.  After  speaking,  I  had  to  offer  up  extemporary 
prayers  and  the  class  dispersed  at  4.15.  I  was  to  give 
an  address  after  Evensong  at  Forest  Hill.  I  reached  the 
station  at  5.40  or  so,  feeling  depressed  and  alarmed. 
I  walked  about  a  bit,  trying  to  frame  a  speech,  and  then 
set  out  to  find  the  vicarage.  The  door  was  open ; 
tobacco  emanated  from  a  study  door  and  a  cheery  voice 
called  out :  '  Is  that  you.  Palmer  ?  Come  in ;  that's 
capital.  Sit  down.  Have  a  cigarette,'  and  I  knew  I  had 
struck  high  ground  again.  What  a  relief  !  A  jolly-faced, 
athletic,  middle-aged  man  smoking,  in  a  cassock  (which 
I  hailed  as  a  sign  of  grace),  with  another  campaigner  in 
an  arm-chair,  was  the  comforting  sight  that  met  my  eyes. 
The  Rev.  C.  W.  Bailey  was  distinctly  '  high,'  an  Oxford 
man,  and  great  fun  to  talk  to.  His  church  was  big, 
holding  a  thousand,  and  was  very  full.  After  a  full 
service,  the  choir  processed  out,  and  those  who  wished 
to,  left.  When  we  returned  I  found  that  fully  five 
hundred  had  stayed  to  hear  me.  I  felt  queer,  but 
excited  rather  than  nervous.  After  one  hymn  I  went 
to  the  chancel  steps  and  spoke  from  there.  Once  started, 
I  found  it  infinitely  easier  to  speak  to  five  hundred  than 
to  fifteen.  The  effect  of  the  five  hundred  was  to  give 
me  an  intense,  electrical  concentration.  I  had  not 
thought  out  my  speech  thoroughly,  but  every  argument 
I  wanted  presented  itself  at  the  right  moment,  and  the 
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power  to  select  it  and  express  it  as  forcibly  as  I  could. 
How  much  was  the  effect  of  the  audience  and  how  much 
the  result  of  my  own  and  other  people's  prayers  I  don't 
know,  but  I  do  think  I  came  through  that  address  far 
better  than  I  ever  should  have  thought  possible. 

**  Since  Sunday  I  have  only  had  evening  meetings. 
On  Monday  I  went  to  St.  Lawrence,  Catford,  dined 
with  a  *  moderate  high '  parson,  and  spoke  to  a  missionary 
meeting,  i.e.  forty  old  ladies  and  half  a  dozen  men 
in  a  parish  room.  Sunday  night  seems  to  have  cured 
me  of  nervousness.  I  have  not  felt  a  trace  since  ;  though 
I  must  admit  I  have  tackled  nothing  very  alarming. 
I  got  on  quite  well  at  Catford,  and  the  vicar  started  an 
organization  on  the  spot  and  induced  people  to  take 
boxes,  etc.  At  this  meeting  another  campaigner  spoke 
too.  On  Tuesday  I  addressed  a  temperance  meeting 
in  the  parish  of  St.  Peter's,  Greenwich,  the  incumbent 
of  which  was  a  dear  little  old  man,  the  kindest,  gentlest, 
most  saintly,  and  charitable  person  imaginable.  He  told 
me  he  had  been  there  thirty-eight  years.  His  parish 
is  twenty-two  acres  in  extent,  and  comprises  five  thousand 
inhabitants,  not  one  of  whom  keeps  a  domestic  servant — 
a  very  poor  district,  the  only  part  I  have  yet  seen  here 
that  at  all  resembles  Bethnal  Green.  I  spoke  to  some 
thirty  women  and  children,  with  a  few  men.  I  didn't 
speak  well,  but  I  wasn't  hopelessly  bad. 

"  Last  night  Prior  and  I  went  to  St.  Hilda's,  Crofton 
Park  and  spoke  to  a  missionary  meeting  of  forty  to  fifty 
in  a  little  room.  We  both  spoke  quite  to  our  satisfaction, 
and  the  people  seemed  interested. 

"  If  my  campaigning  does  nothing  else,  it  will  certainly 
improve  my  speaking,  I  think.  But  I  feel  it  is  doing  a 
good  deal  more  than  that." 

Bobby  was  one  of  the  six  undergraduates  selected  as 
speakers  at  the  final  meeting,  which  he  described  as 


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"packed.  It  was  in  the  Blackheath  Concert  Hall.  A 
thousand  people  present  and  some  of  the  speeches 
astonishingly  impressive.  Jem's  was  as  perfect  as  any- 
thing human  could  be,  and  the  Bishop  of  Southwark  l  was 
Al,  but  three  of  the  campaigners  were,  in  a  way,  more 
wonderful  still." 

In  the  autumn  of  1908  Bobby's  mother  spent  three 
months  in  England,  to  the  delight  of  all  her  family.  She 
stayed  long  enough  to  see  the  beginning  of  her  youngest 
son's  public-school  life  at  Winchester.  After  her  de- 
parture, Bobby  constituted  himself  her  deputy,  and  was 
never  too  busy  to  allow  of  his  paying  constant  visits  to 
Winchester  during  the  inevitably  difficult  first  months  of 
initiation.  He  seemed  to  us  to  combine  the  understand- 
ing of  a  sympathetic  woman  with  the  wise  counsel  of  a 
middle-aged  man  in  his  watchful  care  over  Luly,  whose 
deep  admiration  and  love  he  won  unreservedly. 

His  unselfish  efforts  brought  Bobby  an  unexpected 
reward.  Up  to  this  time  he  had  shrunk  from  visiting 
Winchester,  which  appeared  to  him  to  be  haunted  by  the 
shades  of  his  failures.  He  was  convinced  that,  though  as 
Senior  Prefect  he  had  had  "  an  intense  desire  to  do  good 
to  his  House  before  he  left,"  he  had  only  achieved  disas- 
trous blunders  ;  that,  "  instead  of  his  millennium  "  he 
had  strengthened  the  forces  of  evil  and  had  earned  a 
vehement  unpopularity  by  his  mismanaged  attempts  to 
reform.  All  his  recollections  were  poisoned  by  this 
miserable  belief ;  and  it  was  only  on  the  occasion  of  one 
of  his  fatherly  visits  to  Luly  that  he  nerved  himself  to 
visit  Southgate  Hill  once  more. 

He  had  forgotten  the  difference  which  two  years 
makes  in  the  personality  of  a  school.  To  his  intense 
surprise,  when  he  entered  the  prefects'  library  he  was 
greeted  with  enthusiasm.  The  reigning  prefects  of  that 

1  Dr.  E.  Talbot,  afterwards  Bishop  of  Winchester. 


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day  had  been  the  juniors  whose  battles  he  had  fought  two 
years  before ;  they  poured  out  their  appreciation  of  his 
championship,  of  his  valiant  crusade  against  tyrannies 
and  abuses  ;  they  told  him  of  the  change  that  his  efforts 
had  wrought ;  and  they  declared  that  his  period  of  office 
had  become  a  great  tradition,  with  him  as  its  hero.  He 
returned  from  his  visit  with  a  face  glowing  with  happiness. 
A  few  questions  made  him  relate  his  experience,  with 
the  comment :  "  And  all  this  time  I  have  been  think- 
ing that  what  I  did  was  an  entire  failure — perhaps  a 
mistake ! " 

Bobby's  saying  that  "  Hills  look  steep  in  the  distance  " 
described  truly  the  piles  of  work  which  he  had  to  surmount 
in  1909.  Nevertheless,  he  succeeded  in  reaching  the  peak, 
and  was  placed  third  in  order  of  merit  for  his  Newdigate 
poem  on  "  Michael  Angelo,"  sixth  in  the  competition 
for  the  Hertford  Scholarship,  and  was  Honourably  Men- 
tioned in  that  for  the  Ireland.  He  was  among  the  five 
University  College  men  who  won  "  Firsts "  in  the 
Moderations  Examination  that  year,  his  work  in  the 
Examination  having  won  for  him  the  rare  number  of 
twelve  alphas  out  of  a  possible  fourteen.  This  success 
justified  the  quaintly  methodical  system  by  which  he 
"  divided  the  term  into  weeks  and  the  needful  work  into 
corresponding  blocks,  with  no  theatres  or  dinners  and 
refusal  of  all  speechifying  outside  the  Union  and  Canning, 
and  of  all  meetings  except  those  of  the  Oxford  House." 
The  vacations  were  also  utilized  for  study.  He  arrived  at 
Falloden  (lent  to  the  Howicks  by  Sir  Edward  Grey), 
according  to  his  sister's  description,  "  with  packing-cases 
of  books  and  reams  of  foolscap,  and  he  has  entrenched 
himself  in  the  library  behind  piles  of  books.  I  trust," 
she  added,  "  that  the  results  will  one  day  show  them- 
selves to  an  astonished  world  I  "  While  Bobby  was  there, 
the  only  outside  inhabitants  allowed  to  intrude  upon  him 


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were  Sir  Edward's  tame  squirrels,  who  flippantly  climbed 
in  and  out  of  the  windows. 

Just  before  his  Moderations  Examination  Bobby 
made  the  welcome  discovery  that  "  the  quicker  he  worked, 
the  better  he  did  it,  which  was  odd,  but  which  showed 
that  with  him  it  was  all  a  question  of  concentration." 

His  triumph  was  followed  immediately  by  the  Easter 
Vacation,  a  welcome  interlude  of  "  unalloyed  joy  "  spent 
by  Bobby  in  Paris  and  Rome  as  the  guest  of  his  uncle  and 
aunt,  the  Comte  and  Comtesse  de  Franqueville,  the  latter 
of  whom  lionized  him  to  his  heart's  content.  Among 
other  sights  described  by  him  in  a  letter  to  Wolmer,  he 
mentioned  a  visit  to  the  Chambre  des  D&puUs. 

"  The  rules  of  procedure  in  debate  are  odd  :  Number  1 
seems  to  be  that  any  deputy  shall  talk  incessantly  at  the 
top  of  his  voice  throughout  the  sitting,  excepting  only  the 
President,  who  (like  the  Speaker)  does  not  speak,  but  is 
provided  with  a  bell,  by  the  continual  ringing  of  which 
he  may  prevent  himself  from  feeling  out  of  it.  It  is,  on 
the  whole,  less  effective  than  the  Opera,  though  the 
volume  of  sound  compares  not  unfavourably." 

The  special  object  for  which  the  De  Franquevilles, 
with  multitudes  of  other  devout  French  pilgrims,  visited 
Rome  that  Easter  was  to  attend  the  Services  for  the 
Beatification  of  Jeanne  d'Arc.  No  traveller  appreciated 
more  keenly  than  Bobby  the  peculiar  privileges  open  to 
him  as  a  companion  of  a  camtrier  of  the  Pope  and  of  the 
crowd  of  pilgrims.  No  neophyte  was  more  perfectly 
prepared  for  initiation  into  the  mysteries  of  that  treasure- 
house  of  the  world  than  Bobby,  fresh  from  his  tilt  with  his 
examiners,  still  clad  in  the  panoply  of  classic  learning. 

His  enthusiastic  delight  in  the  sights  of  Rome  filled 
many  pages  of  his  South  African  letters.  They  describe 
his  rapture  at  the  "  entrancing  "  Vatican  pictures ;  his 
falling  in  love  with  the  newly  discovered  statue  of  Niobe, 


54       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

the  Psyche  of  Naples  and  the  Melian  Aphrodite ;  the  long 
hours  spent  in  the  Forum  under  the  splendid  guidance  of  a 
fellow  Wykehamist,  Dr.  Thomas  Ashby,  Director  of  the 
British  Archaeological  School  in  Rome;  his  inspiring 
visits  to  churches,  services,  ruins,  catacombs,  gardens  ; 
his  impression  of  an  audience  with  Pope  Pius  x.  on  Easter 
Eve  ;  and  the  Service  in  St.  Peter's  for  the  Beatification 
of  Jeanne  d'Arc. 

On  Maunday  Thursday  he  was  taken  to  the  Trappist 
monastery  of  Tre  Fontane,  the  site  of  St.  Paul's  martyr- 
dom, where  "  His  head  was  cut  off,  and,  bounding  three 
times,  caused  three  fountains  to  spring  up.  This  is  an 
unconvincing  miracle  and  not  very  useful ;  the  site  shows 
St.  Paul  must  have  been  of  an  elastic  build,"  remarked 
Bobby. 

He  was  impressed  by  the  differing  qualities  of  apprecia- 
tion shown  by  French  and  British  lionizers. 

"  Sight-seeing,  with  the  French,"  he  wrote,  "  is  interest- 
ing. Their  artistic  appreciation  is  so  quick  and  acute ; 
but  they  have  a  superficiality  of  interest  very  different 
from  the  English  and  German.  They  despise  catalogues. 
They  admire  a  statue,  but  are  not  in  the  least  curious  as 
to  its  subject,  author  or  date.  They  have  no  desire  to 
know  whether  it  is  by  Canova  or  Polycleitus.  They 
admire  it  and  look  at  it  solely  for  its  beauty  as  one  might 
admire  a  pebble  on  the  beach.  The  Briton  almost  always 
adds  to  his  admiration  (when  genuine)  a  curiosity 
scientific  or  historical.  This,  I  say  patriotically,  is  the 
broader  and  more  truly  artistic  view,  because  it  regards 
each  work  of  art  as  a  part  of  the  whole  of  its  art-system, 
having  its  place  and  characteristics  in  that  relation  :  so 
regarded,  the  individual  works  can  be  more  fully  under- 
stood and  interpreted.  Thus  a  more  complete  apprecia- 
tion is  possible.  In  practice,  I  admit,  the  interest  of 
classification,  with  English  people,  is  apt  to  absorb  the 
attention,  at  the  expense  of  aesthetic  responsiveness, 


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which  is  less  instinctive  in  us  than  in  the  French.  But  a 
light  touch  does  not  often  go  very  deep. 

"In  another  respect  the  French  are  more  matter-of- 
fact  than  we.  Mystery  has  not  the  slightest  attraction 
for  them.  They  stop  the  pursuit  of  a  thing  directly 
they  see  they  can't  catch  it.  Thus  they  may  save  time, 
but  they  miss  a  lot  of  pleasure.  Moreover,  the  occupation 
often  leads  to  achievements  otherwise  impossible.  It 
was  the  favourite  employment  of  the  Greeks  and,  for  me, 
one  of  their  chief  charms.  All  this  d  propos  the  famous 
Cippus,  i.e.  archaic  pillar,  discovered  in  the  Forum  of 
the  sixth  or  eighth  century  B.C.,  with  an  inscription  on 
all  four  sides  written  in  strange  semi-Greek,  containing 
strange  primitive  words  and  forms  which  can  only  be 
recognized  here  and  there.  The  main  part  is  undecipher- 
able, and  for  that  reason  the  most  thrilling  of  all  the 
inscriptions  in  Rome  to  me  :  even  Fia  professes  enthu- 
siasm, but  to  my  uncle  it  is  sheer  waste  of  time  to  look 
at  a  thing  you  can't  read." 

The  culminating  effect  on  Bobby's  mind  of  the  Beatifi- 
cation Services  in  St.  Peter's  was  produced  by  the 
wonderful  and  theatrical  illuminations,  the  superb  music, 
and  the  vast  crowd  of  French  pilgrims,  whose  hymn, 

"  Sauve,  sauve  la  France, 
Ne  1'abandonne  pas  !  " 

set  a  thrill  of  sympathy  vibrating  in  his  heart. 


CHAPTER    IV 
OXFORD,  1909-1911 

ON  his  return  to  Oxford,  Bobby  immediately  began  to 
work  for  his  Greats  examination.  He  wrote  to  his 
mother : 

"  I  have  finally  decided  to  take  Greats  after  carefully 
considering  the  arguments  against  it.  In  the  first  place, 
I  am  satisfied  that,  as  schools  are  arranged  here,  Greats 
is  the  best  education  ;  that  is  to  say,  it  does  more  to 
teach  you  to  think  independently.  The  main  disad- 
vantage seems  to  be  that  Greats  accentuate  the  Jubal,  at 
the  expense  of  the  Tubal,  Cain  in  one.  That  is  the 
utilitarian  point  of  view  and  there  is  a  lot  to  be  said  for 
it,  though  I  shall  never  be  much  of  a  utilitarian.  I  feel 
sure  Greats  reading  will  be  more  congenial  than  history. 
What  weighs  most  of  all  with  me  is  the  classical  side.  I 
am,  as  you  know,  just  now  fast  caught  in  the  spell  of 
their  fascination ;  they  are  my  greatest  interest  just 
now;  and  if  I  had  history,  I  should  have  to  drop  them 
right  in  the  middle  of  the  fever.  No  doubt  it  is  a  pity 
that  my  family  are  so  unclassical  and  so  un-Greatslike  ; 
but  you've  nobly  come  to  the  rescue,  and  as  long  as  I  may 
let  off  a  little  steam  occasionally  I  am  happy." 

Bobby  attached  enormous  value  to  the  intellectual 
sympathy  afforded  to  him  by  his  mother,  and  appreciated 
deeply  the  efforts  she  made  to  follow  his  reading  for  the 
Greats  school  and  also  her  unconventional  criticisms  on 
the  various  systems  of  philosophy  which  he  was  studying. 
He  found  her  comments  "  most  illuminating,  by  flashes." 


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Certainly  Bobby's  letters  to  his  mother  written  at 
this  time  kept  her  informed  of  many  details  of  his  work 
and  of  his  views  on  the  Greek  drama,  the  world-debt  to 
Plato,  philosophy,  metaphysics  and  kindred  subjects. 

On  the  value  of  the  existing  system  of  the  study  of 
the  classics,  he  wrote  : 

"  It  teaches  one  accuracy  of  thought.  You  are  taught 
to  read  every  book  as  though  it  were  a  proof-sheet,  and 
though  this  makes  reading  slow,  it  certainly  makes  one 
remember  what  is  in  the  book ;  and  not  only  in  books. 
I  find  myself  dropping  into  the  same  frame  of  mind  while 
listening  to  a  speech  or  sermon,  and  instinctively  light  on 
the  weak  and  strong  points  ;  this  is  very  useful  in  debate. 
Most  valuable  of  all,  perhaps,  for  everyday  purposes  is 
its  use  in  teaching  one  to  write  English.  One  can  only 
write  good  English  by  thinking  pedantic  English  as  one 
writes." 

Bobby  was  somewhat  perplexed  by  his  mother's  lack 
of  appreciation  of  Plato's  political  theories.  To  a  fanciful 
comparison  suggested  by  her  between  General  Botha,  as 
type  of  the  practical  unphilosophical  statesman,  and 
Plato,  as  type  of  the  "  thinker  on  a  throne,"  Bobby 
replied  with  the  following  comments  : 

"  As  for  Plato  and  Botha  as  rulers,  Plato  would  fail 
because  he  would  be  too  far  in  advance  of  the  common 
man.  The  political  leader  must  be  only  just  in  advance 
of  the  ideas  of  the  mass  of  his  countrymen  ;  he  must 
be  near  enough  to  have  links  by  which  he  can  attach 
them  to  himself.  One  might  almost  say  that  a  teacher 
is  only  enabled  to  lead  by  his  own  shortcomings  or  back- 
ward parts.  Plato  was  so  far  ahead  of  400  B.C.  (and 
possibly  of  A.D.  1900)  that  he  would  have  been  far  above 
out  of  their  sight  and  they  would  have  declined  to  follow 
him.  It  is  not  want  of  knowledge  of  men  which  would 
have  prevented  Plato  from  descending  to  the  standard 
of  others  and  governing  accordingly,  but  the  almost 
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58        ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

physical  impossibility,  for  a  man  who  sees  the  truth,  of 
letting  it  go,  abandoning  what  he  sees  to  be  right,  and 
submitting  to  the  ignorance  and  prejudices  of  his  mental 
inferiors.  If  Plato  had  been  offered  a  throne,  he  ought 
to  have  refused  it,  and  I  think  he  would.  Yet,  of  course, 
the  world  owes  far  more  to  Plato  than  it  ever  will  to 
Botha.  A  man  like  Plato  is  too  far  away  from  his  own 
time  to  fit  into  it ;  but  he  made  bridges  for  the  next  and 
succeeding  generations.  He  could  appeal  to  thinkers, 
and  in  a  few  generations  his  disciples  mastered  his 
thoughts  and  so  diffused  them.  If  I  had  to  sum  up 
Plato's  service  to  the  world  in  a  sentence,  I  should  say 
he  had  saved  it  five  hundred  years.  You  say  that  Plato 
would  have  been  driven  out  within  ten  years  :  this  is 
the  greatest  tribute  you  could  pay  to  his  greatness.  Our 
Lord  was  killed  after  three  years.  I  don't  think  the 
comparison  is  irrelevant.  How  many  hundred  years 
farther  back  should  we  be  if  it  had  not  been  for 
Christianity  ?  " 

And  :  "  A  pleasant  surprise  is  Aristotle  :  he  has  none 
of  Plato's  charm,  I  grant  you  ;  but  from  an  inquirer's 
point  of  view  is  more  helpful  and  he  is  much  more  inter- 
esting than  I  had  expected.  Plato  so  often  outlines 
theories  and  leaves  you  to  answer  the  objections :  a 
stimulating  education  for  the  leisured  and  ingenious. 
Aristotle  is  honest  and  meets  his  own  objections  briefly. 
We  are  reading  the  Ethics,  and,  so  far,  I  agree  with 
almost  all  his  analysis,  especially  his  definition  of  happi- 
ness as  '  a  soul-activity  on  lines  of  excellence  '  (which 
sounds  so  odd  in  English).  We  can't  realize  at  all  ex- 
actly how  much  we  owe  to  Plato  and  Aristotle,  but,  as  far 
as  we  can  judge,  each  broke  absolutely  new  ground  in 
his  line,  and  saved  the  human  race  centuries  of  thought." 

On  the  royal  trio  of  Greek  tragedians  : 

"  -ffischylus  is  undoubtedly  far  the  greatest  poet, 
Sophocles  is  the  most  perfect  artist,  and  Euripides  is  the 


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deepest  thinker.  He  is  too  prone  to  philosophical 
digressions  to  be  a  first-class  poet  or  dramatist  when 
judged  by  whole  works.  But  incidental  passages  show 
he  was  a  wonderful  poet,  but  had  not  great  facility  of 
expression.  He  stands  to  ^Eschylus  as  Browning  to 
Shakespeare,  yet  Euripides  is  a  much  greater  thinker 
than  Browning ;  and  ^Eschylus'  mind  was  far  more  like 
Milton's,  though  he  can  only  be  compared  to  Shake- 
speare for  his  terrific  power  over  language.  Sophocles 
is  the  Tennyson  of  Greek — i.e.  first  for  sheer  beauty  and 
grace  (that  is  how  Tennyson  appeals  to  me),  but  hardly 
sublime." 

Of  the  great  English  writers  whose  names  are  graven 
beside  those  of  the  ancient  world  on  the  walls  of  Apollo's 
temple,  Shakespeare,  Wordsworth,  and  Tennyson  were 
most  venerated  by  Bobby,  while  he  delighted  in  the 
music  of  Keats,  Shelley,  and  Swinburne.  His  apprecia- 
tion of  Tennyson,  though  written  later,  may  fitly  be  given 
here.  He  said  : 

"  His  mind,  to  my  thinking,  was  profound  but  not  of 
very  wide  range,  and  strangely  abstract.  His  only  pressing 
intellectual  problems  are  those  of  immortality  and  evil, 
and  he  reached  his  point  of  view  on  those  before  he  was 
forty.  He  never  advances  or  recedes  from  the  position 
summarized  in  the  preface  to  In  Memoriam,  d.  1849. 
The  result  is  that  his  later  work  lacks  the  inspiration  of 
restlessness  and  discovery,  and  he  tends  to  put  more  and 
more  of  his  genius  into  the  technique  of  his  verse  and 
less  into  the  meaning. 

"  Tennyson  saw  and  stated  the  whole  rebels'  position. 
In  Memoriam  is  largely  a  debate  between  the  Shelley- 
Swinburne  point  of  view  and  the  Christian.  Only  he 
states  it  so  abstractedly  that,  to  people  familiar  with 
Browning's  concrete  and  humanized  dialectic,  it  seems 
cold  and  artificial.  But  it's  really  his  sincerest  and 
deepest  thought,  and  he  deliberately  rejects  the  rebel 


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position  as  intellectually  and  morally  untenable,  and 
adopts  a  position  of  acquiescent  agnosticism  on  the 
problem  of  evil,  subject  to  an  unshakable  faith  in  immor- 
tality and  the  love  of  God.  This  is  a  red  rag  to  your 
Swinburnes.  I  want  to  get  to  the  bottom  of  his  position. 
Shelley's  I  know,  and  it  is,  in  my  opinion,  a  much  more 
obvious,  easier  and  more  superficial  one  than  Tennyson's, 
besides  being  based  on  a  distorted  view  of  Christianity. 
Shelley,  in  fact,  wanted  to  abolish  Christianity  as  the  first 
step  towards  teaching  men  to  be  Christian." 

And  of  Swinburne  :  "  Swinburne  disappoints  me  as 
a  mind — perverse,  fantastic,  and  involved.  Obscure  when 
he  means  something,  he  is  worse  when  he  means  nothing. 
As  an  imagination  he  is  wonderful.  His  poetry  is  really 
a  series  of  vivid  and  crowding  pictures  only  held  together 
by  a  few  general  and  loose,  though  big,  ideas." 

The  two  years  of  strenuous  qualification  for  the 
Honours  School  of  Litterae  Humaniores  were  regarded  by 
Bobby  as  spent  in  laying  the  foundation  of  his  life's  work. 
"  If  one  is  not  fitted  to  influence  people  socially,  as  seems 
to  be  my  case,"  he  explained,  "  one  must  try  intellectually, 
that  is  to  say,  by  politics  or  literature.  The  classics  are 
a  fine  literary  training,  so  time  spent  on  them  is  not 
wasted." 

His  College  tutors  still  retain  vivid  recollections  of 
his  work  and  personality. 

Mr.  G.  H.  Stevenson  says  :  "  I  had  a  great  liking  and 
admiration  for  Bobby  Palmer.  He  was  probably  the 
ablest  man  whom  I  have  been  called  upon  to  instruct, 
and  he  possessed  a  maturity  of  judgment  which  one  very 
rarely  finds  in  people  of  his  age.  Though  he  was  always 
willing  to  argue  and  question  a  statement,  one  always 
felt  that  he  was  really  trying  to  get  at  the  truth  of  the 
matter  and  was  mostly  applying  a  well-balanced  intellect 
to  the  question  in  hand." 


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Mr.  E.  F.  Carritt  also  considered  Bobby  to  be  among 
the  best  pupils  in  philosophy  that  he  had  had  in  twenty 
years. 

"  I  don't  know,"  he  says,  "  that  I  ever  had  a  pupil 
who  so  strongly  gave  me  the  impression  that  you  could 
trust  him  to  deal  in  a  thoroughly  competent  and  scholarly 
way  with  anything  that  was  put  before  him.  It  was  the 
general  solidity  and  balance  of  his  mind  and  his  deter- 
mination to  grasp  a  subject  thoroughly  that  struck  me. 

"  I  always  remember  one  remark  of  his.  We  were 
discussing  an  essay  of  his  on  some  point  of  moral  philo- 
sophy, and  I  suggested  that  a  man  might  do  certain  things 
under  compulsion  or  fear  of  death.  He  said,  4  Oh !  I 
never  feel  I  should  be  at  all  afraid  of  dying.'  The  natural- 
ness and  spontaneity  with  which  it  came  out  were  very 
striking  in  a  boy  of  that  age.  ...  I  always  liked  and 
admired  him  so  much." 

Bobby  became  the  pupil  of  Mr.  A.  B.  Poynton  in 
1907.  He  says  of  him  :  "  I  saw  a  good  deal  of  Bobby's 
work  and  found  him  a  delightful  pupil.  He  helped  me 
by  his  shrewd  and  sensible  questions,  and  almost  always 
contributed  something  worthy  of  consideration.  He 
argued,  but  without  captiousness  and  perverse  ingenuity. 
He  wanted  to  get  everything  clear  to  his  mind  and  exact ; 
if  I  did  not  convince  him,  he  would  take  up  my  clues 
and  go  back  to  the  evidence.  He  never  shirked  a  diffi- 
culty. He  had  a  practice,  irritating  to  some  examiners 
and  opposed  to  Oxford  conventions,  of  appending  notes 
to  his  translations.  So  unwilling  was  he  to  produce  a 
false  impression  that  I  have  known  him  reveal  doubt 
about  a  rendering  which  was  absolutely  right  and,  in  any 
case,  tenable.  My  objection  to  this  proceeding  was 
disarmed  by  the  obvious  sincerity  of  his  mind.  He  was, 
perhaps,  not  quite  so  quick-sighted  as  some  of  his  con- 
temporaries, and  he  did  not  trust  his  instinct  sufficiently  ; 
but  I  always  felt  that  had  his  lot  been  to  pursue  the  study 


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of  the  Greek  and  Latin  classics,  he  would  have  gone  very 
far  in  the  scholarship — perhaps  as  an  interpreter  of 
philosophical  texts. 

"His  skill  in  composing  Greek  and  Latin  verse  was 
not  specially  remarkable,  but  he  wrote  very  good  prose. 
He  was  most  careful  to  represent  the  English  exactly. 

"  Bobby  was  very  highly  esteemed  in  college,  and  his 
influence  with  his  fellow-scholars  was  great.  He  fully 
sustained  his  record  [of  success  in  Moderations]  both  in 
Greats  and  in  the  examination  for  the  Ireland  and  Craven 
Scholarships,  when  he  was  distinguished  by  the  examiners. 
Our  men  were  proud  of  him,  and  all  his  teachers  felt  that 
he  was  *  golden,'  good,  wise,  learned,  and  loyal. 

"  But  his  great  honour  was  won  in  a  wider  field,  as 
an  officer  and  president  of  the  Union.  A  man  who  fills 
that  position  must  take  a  prominent  place  in  the  Univer- 
sity and  one  or  more  of  its  political  clubs. 

"  What  would  Bobby  do  in  the  world  ?  How  often 
I  discussed  this  with  those  who  knew  him  !  It  seemed  to 
me  that  he  would  make  a  name  at  the  Bar  and  then,  in 
some  time  of  emergency,  civil  discord,  or  labour  trouble, 
he  might  spring  up  suddenly  as  a  real  force  in  English 
life,  like  others  of  his  kindred." 

In  June  1909,  Bobby  was  invited,  by  the  suffrages  of 
his  friends,  to  occupy  the  presidential  chair  of  the  Oxford 
University  Church  Union.  He  filled  it  with  eminent 
success.  During  his  term  of  office  he  compiled  a  new 
service-book  (with  the  aid  of  his  uncle,  Lord  Hugh  Cecil) 
for  the  weekly  intercessions;  and  by  his  leadership  he 
helped  to  raise  the  life  of  the  whole  body  to  a  higher  level. 
Most  of  its  members  were  undergraduates  ;  and  it  needed, 
as  such  Church  societies  often  do  need,  a  softening, 
sweetenizing,  humanizing  influence.  This  was  Bobby's 
contribution.  This  enabled  him,  with  the  help  of  his 
friend  Mr.  Micklem  (a  Congregationalist  and  President  of 


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the  Christian  Union),  to  succeed  in  converting  the  two 
Unions  into  colleagues  instead  of  rivals.  The  chairman 
of  the  Church  Union  (the  Rev.  C.  Whittuck,  vicar  of 
St.  Mary's,  Oxford)  was  greatly  impressed  by  Bobby's 
wisdom  as  shown  in  his  suggestions  for  the  selection  of 
preachers  of  the  Special  Sermons  to  undergraduates. 
Bobby  never  allowed  his  strong  Churchmanship  to  favour 
the  appointment  of  preachers  on  account  of  their  dis- 
tinctive views,  but  rather  on  account  of  their  experience 
of  young  men  and  of  their  most  vital  needs.  His  keen 
fellow-feeling,  his  conviction  of  every  man's  hourly  need 
of  God's  upholding  guidance,  with  his  acute  consciousness 
of  the  necessity  of  linking  church-life  to  the  common  life 
of  mankind — all  this  spiritual  apprehension  armed  him 
with  powerful  insight  and  influence  for  his  presidential 
work  for  the  Oxford  University  Church  Union. 

The  crowning  political  glory  of  attainment  to  the 
Presidentship  of  the  Oxford  Union  gave  Bobby  deep 
satisfaction.  Mention  has  already  been  made  of  his  suc- 
cesses at  the  Canning.  These  he  did  not  recognize  as  of 
much  value.  "  I  am  unable  to  speak  decently  in  the 
Canning,"  he  declared,  "  but  I  persevere  as  I  think  it  is 
useful.  At  the  Union  I  am  all  right  if  there  are  people 
there ;  it  is  a  matter  of  concentration."  (The  Canning 
inability  was  apparently  caused  by  sleepiness,  which 
invariably  overwhelmed  him  at  ten  p.m.) 

The  account  of  Bobby's  connection  with  the  Union 
may  fitly  here  find  its  place.  His  success  there  was  assured 
from  the  beginning.  In  the  first  week  of  his  residence  at 
Oxford  he  made  a  maiden  speech  against  the  policy  of 
the  Government  in  regard  to  the  House  of  Lords.  Those 
who  heard  that  speech  asserted  that  his  manner  and  matter 
"  made  it  clear  that  a  future  president  was  speaking." 

In  November  1908  he  was  appointed  Secretary  of  the 
Union,  on  which  occasion  his  surprise  at  his  popularity 
vented  itself  in  a  characteristic  letter  to  South  Africa  : 


64       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  I  was  elected  Secretary  of  the  Union  by  a  much 
larger  majority  than  I  had  expected,  getting  226  votes, 
while  the  other  candidates  got  77,  73,  and  66  respectively. 
This  is,  I  am  told,  a  record  for  poll  and  for  majority.  This 
satisfactory  result  is  largely  due,  of  course,  to  Top's 
reputation  and  influence,  partly  to  the  weakness  of  the 
other  candidates,  and  partly  to  my  South  African  speech, 
which  went  down  very  well.  It  is  extremely  gratifying 
to  think  that  there  are  over  two  hundred  men  in  the 
'Varsity  who  cared  to  vote  for  me.  From  the  egotistical 
point  of  view  the  most  agreeable  feature  of  Oxford  is  that 
there  are  people  here  who  like  me,  as  delightful  an  ex- 
perience as  it  is  rare." 

In  March  1909  he  was  elected  Junior  Librarian,  and 
in  November  of  the  same  year  President,  by  278  votes, 
giving  him  a  majority  of  89  above  the  next  candidate, 
the  largest  majority  that  had  been  secured  in  three  years. 
University  dons,  who  detested  the  petty  intrigues  and 
log-rolling  which  too  often  tarnished  Union  elections, 
rejoiced  in  the  knowledge  that  Bobby  had  passed  through 
the  ordeals  quite  untainted  by  such  sordid  transactions. 
His  personality  had  carried  him  victoriously  into  power 
and  popularity. 

It  must  certainly  have  been  difficult  to  withstand  the 
attraction  of  his  obvious  sincerity,  freedom  from  prejudice 
and  charm  of  manner.  His  mannerisms  of  delivery 
resembled  those  of  his  brother,  although  the  tones  of  his 
voice  were  much  deeper.  His  presidential  bearing  was 
winning  in  dignity,  simplicity  and  humour.  He  stood 
the  fire  of  questions  on  private  business  triumphantly, 
and  sent  a  wave  of  smiles  rippling  over  the  whole  assembly 
as  he  rose  to  answer  one  after  the  other  with  an  enchanting 
blend  of  amusement,  good  humour,  courtesy  and  serious- 
ness beaming  from  his  face. 

As  an  orator,  he  was  respected  as  one  who  never  tried 
to  make  a  mere  debating  point,  as  one  who  refused  to  be 


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drawn  into  side  issues  from  the  broad  survey  of  the  matter 
under  discussion,  as  one  whose  sole  object  was  to  state  what 
in  his  judgment  was  the  right  view  of  the  matter. 

Bobby's  last  speech  at  the  Union  was  delivered  on 
26th  November  1910,  an  impressive  speech  which  was 
enthusiastically  applauded  from  all  quarters  of  the  House, 
pleading  for  the  rejection  of  the  Parliament  Bill  and  for 
the  substitution  of  a  "  Settlement  on  the  basis  of  Consent." 

On  taking  office,  each  President  of  the  Union  suffers 
the  fate  of  seeing  himself  immortalized  in  an  article  in 
The  Isis.  Here  is  my  nephew's  portrait  as  presented  in 
its  pages : 

"ISIS  IDOLS.         No.  CCCCI.         (JANUARY  22,  1910.) 
THE  HON.  ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER. 

PRESIDENT  UNION  SOCIETY, 
PRESIDENT  OXFORD   UNIVERSITY  CHURCHMAN'S   UNION. 

The  firmness  of  Burleigh  dictating  apologies, 

Virtue  of  Selborne,  renowned  for  hymnologies, 

Salisbury's  diplomacy,  needless  to  say  : 

Genius  of  B — If — r,  with  no  amphibologies, 

Staunchness  of  H — gh,  whom  our  own  Hertford  Coll.  lodges, 

Practical  wisdom  of  J — mm —  B — mb — y  : 

Take  of  these  elements  all  that  is  fusible, 

Mix  them  all  up  in  a  pipkin  or  crucible, 

Set  them  to  simmer  and  take  off  the  scum, 

And  R.  S.  A.  P.  is  the  residuum. 

'*  Mr.  Palmer  was  born  at  the  fascinating  age  of  four. 
Of  his  childhood  (if  we  may  be  pardoned  the  expression) 
and  of  his  boyhood  nothing  further  can  be  told,  nor  indeed 
is  known.  He  passed  through  Winchester  with  a  '  soft 
abstracted  air,'  and  was  content  to  meditate  in  quietness 
his  muse.  When  he  arrived  in  Oxford  he  continued  to 
pick  up  quickly  (for  a  Wykehamist)  a  serviceable  know- 
ledge of  the  English  tongue.  During  his  first  year, 
however,  he  was  enabled  \ct6tiv  |3/<y<raf  owing  to  his 
9 


66       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

identity  with  his  elder  brother,  and  nothing  was  noticed 
of  him  except  the  more  than  usual  ubiquitousness  of  Lord 
Wolmer.  Even  now  he  dwells  somewhat  apart  perched 
on  his  lonely  eyrie  far  above  the  High  :  he  has  always 
loved  the  top. 

"  Great  is  his  tact :  even  the  uncouth  big  game  of 
South  Africa  seemed  not  uneasy  in  his  presence ;  he  has 
scoured  the  veldt  (pronounced  velt) — a  better  rider  than 
Bellerophon  ;  he  has  shown  his  prowess  in  the  wilderness, 
in  the  Ireland,  on  the  tennis-court,  and  on  the  links  ;  he 
has  slept  before  now  in  a  tiger-skin  upon  the  ground. 

"  His  ability  as  a  speaker  no  one  can  doubt. 

" '  Lucan's  bold  heights  matched  to  staid  Vergil's  care, 
Martial's  quick  salts  joined  to  Musaeus'  tongue.' 

Such  a  man  is  surely  not  unfit  to  fill  the  presidential 
chair  ! 

"  Another  family  possession  issues  in  his  presidency  of 
the  Church  Union.  He  is  not  less  a  strong  Churchman 
because  he  has  maintained  that 

"  '  If  a  man's  belief  is  bad 

It  will  not  be  improved  by  burning.' 

He  is  going  to  the  Bar.  His  power  of  cross-examination, 
if  we  may  judge  by  his  able  handling  of  Oxford  land- 
ladies, will  carry  him  far ;  his  geniality  of  character  and 
dignity  of  mind  will  carry  him  further  still. 

"  We  believe  in  him  now,  and  shall  continue  to  believe 
in  him  when  going  down  from  Oxford  he  *  snatches  his 
rudder  and  shakes  out  his  sail '  upon  a  wider  sea." 

The  Rev.  N.  Micklem  (ex-President)  says  :  "  Bobby 
spoke  easily  and  well,  but  I  think  his  success  at  the  Union 
was  due  rather  to  his  ability  and  sincerity  and  moral  weight 
than  to  special  brilliance  of  debate.  He  held  advanced 
views  about  Social  Reform,  and  his  ideals  did  not  differ 
from  a  Radical's  ;  but  that  which  held  him  Conservative 


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follow,  not  lead  ;  he  was  very  strong  upon  that.  I  once 
sent  him  a  book  upon  Syndicalism  by  a  Frenchman  ;  he 
returned  it  with  the  remark  that  the  politicians  make  an 
even  greater  mistake  than  the  theologians  when  they 
forget  original  sin.  His  heart  was  in  polities ;  he  had 
such  dignity  of  mind  and  delicacy  of  character,  warmth  of 
social  enthusiasm  as  weD  as  such  intellectual  strength,  is 
it  to  be  wondered  at  if  his  friends  looked  to  him  to  be  a 
leader  of  the  nation  in  days  to  come?9* 

Of  his  twofold  Presidency,  the  Her.  Ronald  A.  Knox, 
one  of  his  most  intimate  friends,  gives  certain  recollections 
in  the  following  character-sketch: 

BOBBY  PALMER  AT  OXFORD 

"  Bobby  Palmer  was  not  one  who  could  be  summed  up 
in  a  phrase  or  an  epigram.  It  is  difficult  to  use  phrases 
in  the  description  of  him  which  do  not  do  him  injustice 
by  making  him  seem  merely  compact  of  solid  virtues; 
few  people  had  less  of  '  redeeming  vices,'  and  you  have  to 
have  the  whole  person  before  your  mind  if  yon  are  to  put 
any  life  into  the  portrait.  Ton  have  to  know  the  ready 
laugh,  half  hysterical,  half  scandalized ;  the  buoyancy  of 
manner  which  had  escaped  as  if  bv  a  miracle  from  lining 
bounce ;  something  of  a  family  drawl ;  the  extraordinary 
aiiMXiiLy ,  and  consequent  impressiveness,  of  his  manner 
even  when  he  only  rose  for  a  moment  or  two  for  an 
impromptu  speech ;  above  all,  tike  freshness  and  youth- 
fulness  with  which,  nikil  puerile  garau  m  opere,  he  threw 
charm  into  the  dullest  of  IM»  occupations. 

"For  nobody  could  have  a  larger  share  of  the  con- 
scientiousness we  are  accustomed  to  associate,  in  most 
people,  with  merit  rather  than  attractiveness,  plodding 
rather  than  brilliancy.  He  won  all  the  academic  laurels 
appropriate  to  a  scholar,  he  was  an  exemplary  President 
of  the  Union,  he  was  in  the  forefront  of  religious  Oxford, 


68       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

yet  he  had  no  *  Open  Sesame  '  to  these  distinctions ;  he 
trod  the  common  road,  yet  passed  nowhere  (could  not 
have  passed  anywhere)  for  a  mediocrity.  If  you  associate 
the  dead  heroes  of  that  time  with  particular  spots  in 
Oxford  and  particular  attitudes,  you  will  think  of  Bobby 
half-way  up  the  High,  half  on  and  half  off  his  bicycle, 
pausing  to  buttonhole  you  on  business  on  his  way  to  the 
Grid,  the  Union,  or  the  Station.  It  was  against  the 
conventions,  for  a  Univ.  man  (at  least  of  that  period) 
should  walk  up  the  High  very  slowly,  with  an  air  of  having 
all  the  weight  of  the  universe  on  his  shoulders.  Altogether, 
Bobby  might  have  seemed  in  the  wrong  place  at  Univ. 
To  be  much  outside  your  own  College  and  the  circle  it 
recognized,  to  indulge  in  the  activities  of  politics,  still  more 
to  find  in  the  sacred  deposit  of  religion  you  brought  with 
you  from  school  matter  for  exterior  comment,  let  alone 
propaganda  or  controversy,  was  foreign  to  the  spirit  of 
the  institute.  He  did  all  these  things  unashamed  and 
unrebuked,  and  it  was  part  of  his  personality  that  Univ. 
never  managed  to  disapprove. 

44  The  Union — by  which  I  mean  the  cursus  honorum 
at  the  Union — is  in  some  ways  less  a  test  of  brilliancy  or 
rhetoric  than  of  social  gifts.  The  secret  of  success  is  a 
personality  that  can  become  a  living  personality,  instead 
of  a  mere  lifeless  reputation,  in  the  critical  eyes  of  a  host  of 
undergraduates  who  know  you,  if  at  all,  very  slightly.  A 
pose  will  do  as  well  as  your  own  nature,  but  the  public 
must  have  something  to  take  hold  of.  Bobby's  success 
here,  then,  was  not  merely  the  success  of  the  scholar  or  the 
rhetorician.  Apart  from  his  virtues  and  his  accomplish- 
ments, you  might  almost  say  in  spite  of  them,  he  was  a 
figure ;  and  I  suppose  few  people  have  had  an  easier 
career  through  the  roll  of  offices.  As  an  orator,  he  had 
faults  ;  he  gasped  rather  between  his  clauses,  as  if  in  cold 
water,  and  he  had  a  clutching  gesture  of  the  arms  which 
spoke  of  the  same  nervousness.  But  the  nervousness  did 


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not  affect  the  manner  or  the  wording  of  the  speech,  with 
which  the  rhetorician  could  not  have  found  fault ;  more- 
over, the  rhetorician  could  neither  have  criticized  nor  have 
taught  that  gift  of  contagious  conviction  the  speech 
carried  with  it ;  no  one  could  have  supposed  that  he  was 
speaking  for  effect,  or  maintaining  a  thesis.  Yet  those 
who  remember  Bobby  at  the  Union  will  not  picture  to 
themselves  the  orator,  but  the  President.  For  he  held  the 
balance  in  an  unusual  way  between  the  sense  of  dignity 
and  the  sense  of  humour  which  are  equally  necessary  to  the 
President,  especially  in  the  times  of  'private  business.' 
You  did  not  doubt  the  barrister  in  him,  but  there  was 
almost  surer  presage  of  the  judge. 

"  He  was  a  godsend  to  the  Oxford  University  Church 
Union  when  he  consented  to  be  its  President.  He  was 
committed  to  no  party,  at  a  time  when  all  the  other 
candidates  that  seemed  possible  were  avowedly  party  men. 
He  was  not  marked  out,  as  most  of  them  were,  for  the 
ministry,  and  there  was  no  professionalism  or  pietism 
about  his  religion.  His  own  tastes  definitely  set  in  the 
Tractarian  direction,  and  he  often  attended  the  Cowley 
Fathers'  church,  but  you  could  not  pin  him  down  or  label 
him.  By  hereditary  temperament,  he  had  no  fondness 
for  the  mere  political  manifestations  of  Nonconformity  ; 
yet  some  of  his  best  friends  belonged  to  the  school  which 
urged  rapprochement  (not  necessarily  involving  com- 
municatio  in  sacris)  with  the  Student  Christian  Movement 
and  similar  bodies,  and  he  would  have  been  a  bigot  indeed 
who  should  have  quarrelled  with  his  conduct  of  the 
Presidency.  About  the  externals  of  religion  he  had  a 
saving  sense  of  humour,  not  confusing  a  judicious  levity 
in  such  matters  with  flippancy.  The  splendid  thing  about 
his  humour  was  that  it  never  for  a  moment  concealed  how 
frightfully  in  earnest  he  was  about  anything  he  was  doing. 
No  one  could  doubt  that  his  religion  was  a  real  and 
personal  one,  not  the  relics  of  a  public-school  education, 


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nor  a  family  prejudice,  nor  a  subordinate  department 
of  his  political  interests,  but  the  real  centre  of  his 
being. 

"  He  did  not,  however,  move  exclusively  in  the  circles 
of  the  'unco  guid.'  He  mixed  freely  with  men  of  a 
different  moral  tone  without  any  lowering  of  standard. 
He  recoiled  from  evil,  even  in  conversation,  naturally  and 
without  the  inurbanity  of  the  prig.  In  one  of  his  letters 
from  India  in  1915,  he  describes  how,  on  the  eve  of  his 
sailing  with  a  draft  of  men  for  the  Persian  Gulf,  some  of 
his  fellow-officers  conspired  to  make  him  drunk  ;  he  adds 
that  *  In  the  same  bet  which  they  hid  privily  was  their 
foot  taken.'  It  is  a  singularly  easy  scene  to  picture  for 
anyone  who  knew  him  :  he  was  just  the  kind  of  person 
they  would  try  to  make  drunk,  blameless  enough  to  make 
the  experiment  exciting,  yet  good-natured  enough  to 
bear  no  malice  and  to  make  no  scenes,  had  they 
succeeded. 

"  If  there  is  one  disadvantage — social  rather  than 
moral — about  the  blameless  ones  and  the  energetic  ones 
of  the  world,  it  is  that  they  are  apt  to  lose  the  power  of 
unbending,  lack  humanity  and  the  gift  of  languor.  Of 
Bobby,  such  a  criticism  would  have  been  extraordinarily 
untrue :  with  all  his  sincerity  of  conviction,  he  was  per- 
fectly at  home  in  the  rather  dilettante  atmosphere  of 
the  Canning,  with  its  mulled  claret,  its  churchwarden 
pipes,  its  weakness  for  epigram.  With  all  his  purposeful 
activity  he  was  an  ideal  companion  for  a  holiday,  whether 
you  were  lounging  in  a  punt  for  a  day  or  bathing,  or  on 
some  reposeful  reading-party  on  the  beaches  at  Caldey. 
It  is  sometimes  recorded  to  a  man's  credit  that  '  he  liked 
his  joke  '  ;  how  far  greater  a  title  it  is  to  admiration, 
that  he  should  like  other  people's !  And  whoever  enjoyed 
a  friend's  joke  better  than  Bobby,  took  it  up  better  and 
developed  it  and  kept  it  rolling?  With  all  his  other 
qualities,  he  was  a  companion  for  a  desert  island. 


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"  So  far  as  character  can  be  judged  from  letters,  it 
seems  clear  that  the  youthfulness  which  accompanies 
innocence,  and  the  gaiety  which  springs  from  youthfulness, 
remained  with  him  as  much  among  the  fatigues  of  the 
camp  as  among  the  sobrieties  of  the  Law.  Animce,  quales 
neque  candidiores.  If  the  word  had  not  changed  its 
meaning  through  its  adoption  into  English,  candour 
would  be  the  dominant  quality  you  would  seize  on  in  his 
character — something  blended  of  innocence,  of  straight- 
forwardness, and  of  serenity.  I  have  heard  people 
complain  of  him  at  Oxford  as  too  immature,  and  others 
complained  of  him  as  too  serious  ;  they  had  both  failed 
to  grasp  the  composite.  It  was  a  quality  that  would  have 
graced  old  age,  yet  is  equally  a  fitting  aureole  for  his  early 
death." 

The  year  1910  was  one  of  fever  strain  throughout 
Great  Britain,  on  account  of  General  Elections  in  January 
and  December,  of  passionate  party  strife,  and  of  the 
death  of  King  Edward  in  the  midst  of  his  desperate 
attempts  to  make  peace  between  the  two  Houses  of 
Parliament. 

Oxford  sent  strong  contingents  from  her  Union  and 
political  clubs  to  take  part  in  the  January  election.  Of 
these,  Wolmer  stood  as  Unionist  candidate  for  Newton- 
le-Willows,  where  he  suffered  defeat  at  the  first  election, 
to  experience  a  triumphal  reversal  of  the  judgment  by 
the  constituency  eleven  months  later. 

Bobby  was  unfortunately  debarred  from  canvassing 
at  Newton  by  fear  of  the  inevitable  confusion  which  his 
likeness  to  his  brother  might  occasion.  He  therefore 
threw  himself  into  the  contest  at  Bradford,  where 
his  brother-in-law  stood  as  the  unsuccessful  Unionist 
candidate. 


72       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  OXFORD, 
January  21,  1910. 

"It  is  too  sad  about  Newton.1  Charlie's2  defeat, 
though  not  unexpected,  was  far  more  severe  than  anyone 
on  our  side,  or  most  on  theirs,  imagined.  I  fear  the  mass 
voted  on  Free  Trade,  and  apparently  a  good  many  people 
woke  up  for  the  first  time  to  the  fact  that  this  was  an 
issue.  Bob's 3  heavy  defeat  at  Blackburn  is  another 
family  and  party  blow.  Of  course  Tariff  Reformers  say 
that  it  was  because  he  had  no  alternative  to  the  Budget. 
I  am  afraid  that  Top  must  be  cruelly  disappointed  ;  he 
was  doing  so  well  until  the  moment  for  decision  came.  I 
came  up  here  to  Oxford  on  Tuesday  feeling  very  tired 
and  don't  know  how  I  shall  begin  to  tackle  my  heavy 
arrears  of  work." 

On  19th  February  he  wrote  again  to  her,  saying  : 
"  If  there  is  another  election  before  Greats,  I  shall  have 
to  retire  abroad  for  it.  I  have  skimmed  through  a  little 
Kant :  he  strikes  me  as  by  far  the  most  interesting  of 
the  metaphysicians  I  have  yet  struck,  though  his  phrase- 
ology is  tiresome,  and  one  is  tempted  to  think  it  leads  him 
to  gloss  over  confusions  of  thought.  I  sympathize  with 
him ;  for  I  fear  my  mind  is  not  sufficiently  alert  to  make 
sustained  metaphysical  argument  natural,  and  I  suffer 
from  an  almost  irresistible  temptation  to  leave  his  meaning 
(when  I  read)  or  my  own  (when  I  write)  only  half  thought 
out.  My  tutor  quite  rightly  insists  on  the  necessity  of 
being  quite  sure  of  one's  thoughts  :  he  stoutly  maintains 
that  metaphysics  teaches  one  to  think  clearly,  though  its 
aim  is  necessarily  unattainable.  I  think  this  may  be 
true,  but  it  will  require  a  lot  of  hard  work  to  keep  one's 

1  Wolmer  was  defeated  by  752  votes  out  of  a  total  of  13,760  on  2oth 
January  1910. 

1  Viscount  Howick.  »  His  uncle,  Lord  Robert  Cecil. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       73 

mind   at  it ;    and  for  that,  Oxford  with  its  perpetual 
interruptions  is  extremely  unsuited." 

"STANZAS  WRITTEN  ON  SEEING  THE  SUNRISE  AFTER 
READING  KANT  ON  THE  '  COSMOLOGICAL  ANTINOMY  ' 

THESIS  :  It's  not  the  East  that  makes  the  sunrise — 

It's  merely  in  the  East,  the  sun. 

ANTITHESIS  :  It  is  the  yeast  that  makes  the  bun  rise 

And  yet  the  yeast  is  in  the  bun. 

ANTINOMY  stated  :   Thus  here  each  proposition 
To  each  is  contradictory. 

PROBLEM  :  Which  then  is  mere  phenomenon 

And  which  of  them  the  thing  per  se  ? 

METHODOLOGY  :        The  answer  is  not  far  to  seek 

And  quickly  will  to  those  appear 
Who  find  in  Reason's  Pure  Kritik 
The  Cos — mo — logical  Idea. 

SYNTHESIS  :  For  thus  a  true  existence  each 

May  dialectically  reach  : 
For  there  is  S— ence  in  the  Sun 
And  there  is  B — ing  in  the  Bun. 

R.  S.  A.  P." 

It  was  not  only  parliamentary  elections  that  interrupted 
the  tranquil  course  of  Bobby's  reading.  His  unselfish 
nature  had  a  magnetic  attraction  for  other  people's 
troubles,  and  their  anxieties  of  every  kind  were  piled  upon 
his  shoulders.  All  through  his  Oxford  years  he  sacrificed 
much  of  his  precious  time  to  bearing  burdens  for  his 
friends.  "  It  didn't  matter  what  was  on  one's  mind," 
said  his  aunt,  Lady  Gwendolen  Cecil,  "  if  Bobby  appeared, 
one  simply  had  to  tell  him  all  about  it.  He  always 
understood  ;  he  was  always  delightful  in  his  interest  and 
in  the  quiet  humour  with  which  he  listened  and  led  one 
on,  till  every  *  blue '  had  vanished  from  one's  mind." 

The  Easter  vacation  of  1910  was  spent  in  the  retire- 
ment of  a  reading-party.  "  A  holiday  spent  with  Bobby 
on  the  northern  edge  of  Dartmoor  remains  a  permanent 
possession,  a  luscious  medley  of  mountains  and  cliffs, 
books  and  affairs,  moor  and  sea,  fun  and  frivolity,  theology 


74       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

and  religion.  Ah  1  It  was  one  of  the  big  things  of  life  !  " 
was  the  description  of  Mr.  E.  Priestley  Swain,  one  of  the 
party.  The  presiding  don  was  the  Rev.  Neville  Talbot,1 
who  was  much  impressed  by  Bobby's  regularity  and 
thoroughness  of  work,  and  by  his  horror  at  the  iniquity 
of  skipping  in  reading  a  book.  "  There  was  none  like 
him  among  his  contemporaries  for  such  massive  disciplined 
ability  and  character,"  he  said. 

To  Bobby,  poet  and  bird-lover,  Dartmoor  was  en- 
chanted ground.  In  "  the  spacious  emptiness  of  its  huge 
rolling  downs,  grey  green  with  a  shimmer  of  yellow, 
towering  a  thousand  feet  above  sea-level  perpetually 
buffetted  with  wild  winds,  he  saw  an  unlike  reminder  of 
the  high  veld,  the  Devonshire  tors  being  curious  brothers 
of  the  African  Kopje  tops."  He  spent  "  interminable 
hours  "  wandering  over  the  springy  turf  and  lonely  patches 
of  the  moor  in  friendly  pursuit  of  the  birds  and  their 
nests,  in  delightful  contemplation  of  the  dippers  and 
yellow  wagtails.  The  exhilarating  air,  peat  fires,  Devon- 
shire cream,  and  jolly  companions  were  all  delicious. 
He  wrote  to  South  Africa  of  all  these  delights,  explaining 
what  a  charming  set  of  companions  surrounded  him. 
"  All  Socialists,  except  me,  and  they  require  the  dis- 
establishment of  the  Church  as  the  only  way  of  getting 
rid  of  musical  matins.  Talbot  is  a  great  addition,  though 
he  seriously  diminishes  the  possibilities  of  work,  both 
because  the  atmosphere  working  on  his  naturally 
Samsonian  heartiness  in  a  cottage  of  small  rooms  and 
rickety  furniture  produces  a  state  of  perpetual  earth- 
quake, only  comparable  to  Olympus  when  Zeus  was  at 
the  nodding  or  laughing  biz ;  and  also  because  he  treats 
us  daily  to  full  Matins  and  Evensong  !  " 

Bobby  had  the  unspeakable  relief  of  posting  his  last 
letter  to  Pretoria  at  the  beginning  of  Easter  term. 

"  So  it's  over  and  good-bye  to  South  Africa,"  he  wrote 
1  Now  Bishop  of  Pretoria. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       75 

to  his  father.  "  I  can't  say  how  glad  I  am  to  think  of 
your  being  home  again  ;  but  it  was  worth  it,  though  five 
years  is  such  a  long  time  to  be  away.  I  feel  oh  1  so  thankful 
you've  been  allowed  to  do  such  a  thoroughly  good  piece 
of  work.  May  it  continue  to  go  well  when  you  have  left." 

To  his  mother  he  wrote  :  "  It  has  seemed  so  long,  this 
five  years,  though  four  breaks  have  made  a  tremendous 
difference.  But  now  it  will  soon  be  all  over,  thank  God, 
and  perhaps  you  need  never  go  away  again,  or  if  you  do 
I  may  be  able  to  come  too." 

In  the  general  overflowing  happiness  of  4th  June,  the 
blessed  day  when  the  family  were  once  more  reunited  in 
England,  no  one  showed  more  plainly  than  Bobby  what 
sufferings  of  hunger  he  had  endured  from  the  long  separa- 
tion. His  face  shone  with  joy  as  he  lay  on  the  grass  at 
his  mother's  feet  like  a  knight  adoring  his  restored  lady. 
Nothing  mattered  now :  neither  the  strain  of  other 
people's  burdens  with  which,  at  this  time,  he  was  over- 
laden ;  nor  "  the  care  of  all  the  Churches,"  as  he  termed 
his  University  Church  Union  Presidentship ;  nor  the 
anxiety  about  his  reading  for  Greats.  His  sympathetic 
companion  and  counsellor  was  once  again  within  reach  ; 
he  immediately  secured  a  promise  from  her  to  accompany 
him,  as  soon  as  term  ended,  on  a  reading-party  to  Falmouth. 
They  went  there  in  August ;  and,  from  Falmouth,  Bobby 
passed  on  to  the  quiet  retreat  of  Caldey  Abbey,  where  he 
concentrated  successfully  upon  his  arrears  of  work. 

He  wrote  from  the  Abbey  Guest  House,  Isle  of  Caldey, 
South  Wales,  on  13th  September.  "There  is  no  doubt 
my  mind  acts  like  negative  electricity  and  is  repelled  by 
what  is  nearest  it,  especially  by  extremes.  However,  I 
am  prepared  to  enter  into  the  spirit  of  the  place  for  the 
time :  '  When  you're  in  Caldey,  do  as  the  Romans  do,' 
and  so  I  go  to  daily  Mass  and  Vespers  or  Compline  which 
slightly  curtails  working  hours. 

"  I  don't  think  one  ought  to  go  so  far  as  this  without 


76       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

leaving  the  English  Church  or  trying  to  convert  it.  They 
profess  to  the  latter,  but,  in  fact,  they  retire  here  and 
hope  to  escape  notice  by  their  insular  and  extra-diocesan 
position.  They  are  spiritual  insurgents,  and  I  don't  see 
how  their  attitude  can  be  justified.1  .  .  . 

"  September  16. — I  am  enjoying  life  here  very  much  : 
it  is  like  a  cross  between  Church  and  a  Gilbert  and  Sullivan 
opera.  The  meals  are  extraordinarily  comic.  There  is 
a  rule  of  silence  at  breakfast,  the  fare  is  exceedingly  plain 
and  fasts  crop  up  unexpectedly,  and  it  is  very  funny  to 
see  the  hearty  undergraduate's  face  fall  when  he  comes 
in  after  bathing,  all  unwitting  that  it  is  the  Eve  of  Holy 
Cross,  and  is  confronted  with  two  sardines  and  a  biscuit 
for  his  lunch.  Finally,  the  telephone  is  in  the  dining- 
room,  and  it  starts  ringing  violently,  but  nobody  stirs  ; 
then  a  very  secular  British  man-servant  enters  and 
conducts  a  telephone  conversation,  which  is  always  comic 
and  gains  enormously  in  effect  when  there  are  twelve 
breakfasters  listening  in  solemn  silence.  We  have  played 
bridge  every  evening  as  I  had  prudently  brought  some 
cards.  The  surroundings  give  an  extra  relish  to  the 
game  ;  one  feels  rather  wicked  playing  cards  for  love  on 
a  week-day.  Last  night  we  got  a  priest  to  play  as  a  kind 
of  sanction.  .  .  . 

"September  23. — Time  flies  here  very  quickly.  I 
have  enjoyed  my  stay  here  muchly.  There  is  a  peace- 
fulness  about  its  island  seclusion  which  resembles  a  sea 
voyage  and  one's  fellow-passengers  all  congenial.  And 
the  greater  number  of  one's  wants  vanish  when  the  means 
of  satisfying  are  removed  :  games,  sport,  newspapers, 
wine,  good  cooking,  valets,  hot  water — all  these  things 
are  out  of  mind  when  out  of  sight ;  and  I  can't  think  why 
we  insist  on  burdening  ourselves  with  them." 

1  Caldey  Abbey  was  occupied  by  a  Benedictine  Community,  then  in 
the  communion  of  the  Church  of  England.  They  seceded  to  the  Church 
of  Rome  in  1913. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       77 

Michaelmas  Term  found  Bobby  established  in  rooms 
in  8  Long  Wall,  looking  on  the  old  city  walls.  He  had  for 
fellow-lodgers  a  friendly  company  of  raggers  and  readers. 
They  felt  that  Bobby  and  his  friend,  Mr.  Micklem  (who 
was  also  lodging  there),  had  imported  an  "  embarrassingly 
high  standard  for  them  to  live  up  to,"  but  they  liked 
and  honoured  them  both,  laughed  at  their  sparring 
matches  on  theological,  political  and  social  questions, 
and  reverenced  Bobby  for  his  passionate  sincerity  and 
singleness  of  heart,  for  the  power  exhibited  in  him  of  a 
strong  personal  religion,  the  vision  which  it  had  brought 
to  him,  and  the  incentive  which  it  gave  him  of  quiet 
determination  to  make  that  vision  a  reality.  They 
nicknamed  him  "  the  future  Prime  Minister."  Some- 
times he  delivered  his  soul  in  an  oracular  address,  some- 
times he  introduced  some  serious  subject  for  discussion 
in  which  the  raggers  were  not  interested  :  "  Don't  talk 
like  that,  Bobby  !  "  was  their  encouraging  reception  of 
the  theme.  "  Keep  that  till  you  are  Prime  Minister  !  " 
He  took  the  rebuff  with  smiling  serenity. 

It  is  easy  to  understand  how  some  of  his  idiosyncrasies 
must  have  amused  the  ragger-mind.  His  elaborate 
labour-tables  for  each  day's  work  ;  his  peculiar  attitudes 
for  reading  with  mountains  of  cushions  piled  around  him  ; 
the  clockwork  regularity  of  his  sallies  forth  to  the  golf 
course  and  of  his  game  of  chess  before  going  to  bed,  part 
of  a  carefully-planned  routine  to  assist  brain-work ; 
his  penchant  for  a  steaming  hot  bath  to  promote  the 
circulation  of  his  thoughts  (he  used  to  say  that  he  did  all 
his  best  thinking  there) ;  his  stout  championship  of  the 
morality  of  a  hot-water  bottle  to  assist  sleep  ;  his  belief 
that,  from  the  moment  of  leaving  his  bed  till  his  return 
to  it,  nothing  rested  his  brain  except  music  and  having 
his  hair  cut — these  and  other  quaint  peculiarities  afforded 
mirth,  but  the  merry-makers  found  them  qualities, 
winning  rather  than  repellent,  in  Bobby. 


78       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

There  is  no  doubt  that,  at  this  date  he  attracted  to 
himself  friends  of  very  different  temperament  and  outlook, 
and  he  had  begun  to  show  a  power  (all  the  greater  because 
it  was  unobtrusive)  of  keeping  other  men  straight  and  of 
communicating  to  them  a  strength  which  they  lacked, 
the  sources  of  which  were  hidden  in  religious  devotion. 
He  affected  and  influenced  others,  not  by  being  like 
them  in  their  weaknesses,  but  by  being  obviously 
better. 

Dr.  Herbert  Fisher  l  said  of  him  :  "  Bobby  was  gold 
all  through,  for  head  and  heart  one  in  a  million.  Of  all 
the  undergraduates  I  have  known  at  Oxford  during  my 
twenty  years  of  work  there,  he  struck  me  as  most  certain 
by  reason  of  his  breadth  and  sobriety  of  judgment, 
intellectual  force  and  sweetness  of  disposition,  to  exercise 
a  commanding  influence  for  good  in  the  public  affairs  of 
the  country.  Everyone  admired  and  liked  him,  and  I 
know  that  his  influence  among  his  contemporaries  was 
quite  exceptional  from  the  first.  He  always  seemed  to 
find  it  easy  to  do  the  right  thing  in  the  happiest  way, 
so  that  everyone  instinctively  trusted  him  and  would 
follow  him." 

Of  his  followers,  Luly  rejoiced  in  counting  himself  one 
of  the  most  devoted,  while  Bobby  gladly  availed  himself 
of  every  opportunity  for  giving  his  younger  brother  help, 
advice,  encouragement.  "  Let  me  know  the  dates  of 
leave-out  days  and  whether  you  want  any  Englishes," 
he  wrote  in  the  middle  of  his  strain  of  reading.  And  : 
"  How  fared  your  maiden  speech  ?  I  always  think 
Debating  Society  an  extremely  difficult  audience  to  ad- 
dress." And  :  "  I  am  sorry  you're  having  such  a  thin 
time  of  it  just  now.  Don't  let  these  worries  interfere 
with  your  work  if  you  can  help  it.  I  am  awfully  keen 
you  should  '  raise  books ' 2  and  vindicate  the  family 

1  Now  Minister  of  Education. 
*  Notion  for  Get  a  Class  Prize. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       79 

honour,  because  neither  Top  nor  I  ever  did  :  and  it  would 
never  do  for  you  to  lose  ground  in  exaniinas." 

On  9th  December  Bobby  wrote  to  Luly  a  paean  on 
Wolmer's  triumph  at  the  General  Election :  "  Isn't 
Newton  splendid  ?  I  am  frightfully  bucked  at  Top's 
getting  in,  and  I  think  it  is  quite  one  of  the  finest  wins 
of  the  election." 

The  prudence  of  Bobby's  abstinence  from  taking  part 
in  the  Newton  canvassing  was  speedily  justified  ;  for 
unfortunately  the  Tweedledum  and  Tweedledee  mystifica- 
tion played  occasional  tricks  on  sensitive  constituents 
who  complained  to  their  embarrassed  Member  of  his 
having  cut  them  dead  in  the  streets  of  London. 

In  April  1911,  Bobby,  Luly  and  their  mother  were 
passengers  on  the  Dunottar  Castle  for  a  cruise  in  the 
Mediterranean  to  Syracuse,  Greece,  the  JSgean  Islands, 
Rhodes  and  Crete.  The  voyage  afforded  Bobby  a  delight- 
ful interlude  of  classic  scenes  and  ruins  in  the  place  of 
classic  books  and  lecture  rooms.  Mrs.  Earl,  the  mother 
of  one  of  his  undergraduate  friends  and  a  fellow-passenger, 
in  the  following  word-picture,  has  sketched  him  in  the 
radiance  of  Delos  : 

" 1  always  remember  your  nephew's  enjoyment  of  a 
wonderful  morning  at  Delos  :  such  a  glory  of  colour 
as  I  have  never  seen  elsewhere.  The  white  marbles 
cropped  up  against  the  blue  sky,  above  and  beyond, 
from  amidst  a  crowd  of  flowers  :  anchusa,  a  deeper  blue 
than  even  the  sky,  and  4  poppies,  red  to  blackness,' 
crimson,  not  scarlet,  all  tangled  together  by  wreaths  of 
purple  vetch,  while  in  front  and  around  the  shore,  the 
sea  girdled  all  with  a  darker  but  more  shining  blue  than 
that  of  sky  and  flowers.  He  spoke  of  it  afterwards 
and  of  how  unforgettable  it  would  be  all  through  life. 
And  it  has  grown  to  be  part  of  my  memory  of  him — a 
worthy  setting  for  such  a  beautiful  and  heroic  figure." 


8o       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

When  Bobby  returned  to  Oxford,  after  the  three 
weeks  spent  with  Luly  and  his  mother  in  Fairyland,  he 
wrote  to  her : 

"  I  find  it  rather  hard  to  settle  down  to  work  again . 
Everything  here  has  shrunk  so.  I  spent  this  afternoon 
in  Bagley  Wood.  In  its  way  it  can't  be  beaten  even  by 
Delos  and  Crete.  Parts  of  it  are  carpeted  with  primroses, 
but  more  of  it  with  bluebells  as  thick  as  the  poppies  of 
Delos  and  stretching  for  acres  and  acres.  It  is  a  very  big 
wood,  bigger  than  Milwards  Park ; 1  and  the  absence 
of  rhododendrons  gives  long  vistas.  Other  parts  are 
absolutely  white  with  wood-anemones  and  occasionally 
these  mix  with  the  bluebells  with  lovely  effect.  The 
absence  of  red  and  bright  yellow  makes  it  less  gorgeous 
(and  the  sun  was  sadly  deficient)  than  Delos  and  Crete, 
but  the  greens  are  far  more  delicate  and  varied,  and 
their  presence  as  a  canopy  puts  a  glamour  on  to  the  effect 
which  no  mere  open  landscape  can  have." 

Just  before  the  examination  began,  two  of  Bobby's 
friends  and  fellow-victims  fell  seriously  ill,  and  all  his 
thoughts  were  diverted  from  anxiety  as  to  the  probable 
issue  of  the  coming  ordeal  to  solicitude  for  them.  He 
carried  off  one  of  the  invalids,  Mr.  Austin  Earl,  to  Black- 
moor  to  recuperate,  and  watched  over  him  with  the 
tenderness  of  a  brother.  Thence  they  returned  to  enter 
the  Examination  Schools,  where  they  both  won  the 
highest  honours. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  8  LONG  WALL,  OXFORD, 

June  14,  1911. 

"  Greats  is  over,  and  on  the  whole  I  am  very  pleased 
with  the  course  it  has  taken.  I  don't  think  I  have  done 
any  bad  papers,  and  one  or  two  I  think  I  did  better  than 

»  A  wood  at  Hatfield. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       81 

I  could  have  expected.  I  kept  pretty  fresh  all  through, 
full  of  beans,  in  fact,  till  yesterday,  when  the  Moral 
Philosophy  paper  left  me  rather  tired  and  I  was  perhaps 
a  trifle  stale  this  morning ;  but  I  wound  up  with  an 
unexpectedly  successful  Greek  Prose  and  feel  quite  fit 
now.  I  think  this  is  due  to  my  much  chaffed  methodical- 
ness.  Since  I  came  back  from  Greece,  I  have  hardly 
ever  worked  seven  hours  a  day,  and  I  never  worked  later 
than  10.30  p.m.  Consequently  my  friends,  who  left  too 
much  to  the  last  minute  and  sat  up  till  one  or  two  at 
nights,  got  much  staler,  and  one  can't  philosophize  when 
stale." 

• 
On  9th  August  (the  eve  of  the  climax  of  the  fight 

over  the  Veto  in  the  House  of  Lords)  the  Class  List  of  the 
Final  Honours  School  of  Litterce  Humaniores  appeared  in 
the  Times,  showing  Bobby's  and  Mr.  Earl's  names  among 
the  First  Class  men.  Another  stage  in  life's  journey  was 
successfully  passed,  and  Bobby  paused  for  a  space  before 
entering  on  the  next.  He  wished  to  gain  a  certain 
assurance  as  to  his  vocation — whether  it  called  him  to 
Ordination  or  to  the  Bar  and  a  political  career.  Politics, 
with  their  tangled  ethics,  perplexed  him. 

"  It  afflicts  me  rather  that  nearly  all  the  nice  people 
I  know  at  Oxford  are  Liberals,"  he  said.  "  The  Tories 
are  mostly  selfish  and  insincere  jingoes ;  the  people 
who  really  care  for  '  the  poor  and  needy  '  are  almost 
all  Liberals.  It  is  hard  to  resist  the  conclusion  that 
there  is  less  attraction  to  good  minds  in  Unionism  than 
in  Liberalism.  I  don't  at  all  want  to  become  a  Liberal, 
and  this  fact  seems  to  me  to  make  it  more  important 
not  to  ;  but  the  process  of  preaching  my  views  to  the 
young  Tories  (if  it  ever  extends  beyond  the  Canning) 
will,  I  fear,  be  thankless." 

His  anti-Liberal  attitude  was  strengthened  by  his 
conviction  that  the  British  Empire  had  reached  its  apex 


82       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

at  the  time  of  the  second  Jubilee,  fourteen  years  pre- 
viously ;  and  "  that  the  descent  lies  before  us.  Under 
these  circumstances,  I  conceive  that  the  one  foremost 
duty  of  the  statesman  is  to  delay  the  descent,  grip  the 
wheels,  descend  as  slowly  as  we  can.  A  rapid  descent 
would  send  all  to  the  devil." 

Thus  Bobby  pondered,  thankful  that  no  immediate 
solution  of  the  problems  before  him  was  demanded  of 
him  by  either  the  Time-Sphinx  or  by  his  conscience.  His 
next  duty  was  to  take  part  in  an  examination  for  an 
All  Souls'  Fellowship.  This  he  did  creditably,  as  he  was 
classed  among  six  (out  of  forty)  competitors  who  were 
judged  to  be  fully  up  to  the  required  standard  ;  but  he 
was  not  the  fortunate  winner  of  the  prize. 

In  consequence,  he  found  himself  free  to  gratify  a 
long-cherished  desire  to  visit  India,  a  visit  which  was 
made  easy  to  him  by  the  generosity  of  his  godfather, 
Lord  Northcote,  and  of  his  cousin,  Mr.  Ralph  Palmer. 
He  left  England  in  the  middle  of  November  and  landed 
at  Bombay,  with  a  great  crowd  of  Durbar  tourists,  on 
28th  November  1911. 


CHAPTER  V 
INDIA,  1911-1912 

THE  Indian  tour  occupied  five  months  and  covered  great 
distances.  It  included  the  splendid  spectacle  of  the 
Royal  Durbar  and  missionary  journeys  among  obscure 
villages  and  outcastes  in  distant  parts  of  the  diocese  of 
Bombay.  It  led  its  pilgrim  to  Rajputana,  Goa,  and  other 
ruined  cities,  to  the  dream-glories  of  ancient  mosques, 
tombs,  and  temples,  and  plunged  him  into  the  noisy 
crowd  and  bustle  of  Bombay,  Madras,  and  Calcutta. 
It  conducted  him  through  the  perils  of  the  Khyber  Pass 
and  showed  him  the  enchanting  beauties  of  Darjeeling 
and  Kashmir.  All  the  time  the  pilgrim  was  observing 
with  shrewd  eyes,  keen  sympathy  and  eager  interest,  and 
recording  his  impressions  in  the  diaries  and  letters  which  he 
afterwards  published  in  his  book,  A  Little  Tour  in  India.1 
Those  who  care  to  read  his  commentary  on  what 
Christianity  is  doing  for  India,  his  evidence  on  the 
splendid  work  of  the  Indian  Civil  Service,  the  problems 
of  administration  and  Indian  self-government,  his  glowing 
descriptions  of  architecture  and  landscape,  and  the  humour 
of  his  narrations  of  adventures  and  anecdotes  are  referred 
to  the  book,  where,  to  quote  his  own  words  : 
"  Some  gleam  of  India  you  may  find 
In  these  rough  pages,  like  the  gleam 
Of  moonlight  on  a  mountain  stream, 
The  ripples  of  a  restless  mind." 

1  A  Little  Tour  in  India.  Publisher,  E.  Arnold,  1913.  By  the  kind 
permission  of  the  proprietor  and  publisher  several  quotations  from  this 
book  are  given  in  this  chapter. 

83 


84       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

The  Durbar  at  Delhi  represented  the  first  landmark  of 
Bobby's  journey.  The  dust,  tumult  and  cost  of  the 
preparations  aroused  sharp  aversion  in  his  mind  :  "  They 
make  me  think  of  the  famine  districts  in  the  same  de- 
pressing way  that  a  London  ballroom  sometimes  makes 
one  think  of  the  slums,"  he  wrote.  Eventually  his 
opposition  was  disarmed  by  the  beauty  of  the  spectacle, 
"  the  most  extraordinary  phantasy  of  splendour  that  has 
ever  been  seen,"  and  by  its  potentiality  as  "  a  political 
education  in  imagination." 

From  the  flashing  splendour  of  the  Present,  Bobby 
passed  to  the  majesty  of  the  Past,  shining  dimly  above 
mouldering  cities  and  forts,  temples  and  tombs.  Certain 
among  these  made  a  deep  impression  on  him. 

Agra  he  visited  several  times,  drawn  there  by  the 
magnets  of  friendship  and  beauty.  He  used  to  stay  at 
St.  John's  College  where  he  made  friends  with  all  the 
staff,  especially  with  the  brilliant  Philosophy  Professor, 
Mr.  Raju,  a  high-born  Indian  Christian,  whose  influence 
over  the  students  and  whose  forcible  "  slashing  at 
Hinduism  to  Hindus,  in  a  way  which  no  white  man  could 
venture  upon,  and  which  brought  them  in  flocks  to  hear 
him,"  impressed  Bobby  deeply.  The  Rev.  Garfield 
Williams  recollects  a  visit  which  he  made  with  Bobby 
and  Mr.  Raju  to  the  Taj  Mahal  shining  in  its  incom- 
parable beauty  in  the  moonlight,  when  (in  Bobby's 
words)  "  the  snowy  glister  of  the  marble,  the  stillness  and 
the  shadows  on  the  vaulting  seemed  the  very  symbols  of 
mystery  and  peace." 

"  We  talked  of  many  things.  Robert  Palmer  could 
be  interesting  and  enlightening  on  so  many  subjects.  He 
talked  of  politics,  of  personalities  then  engaged  in  politics, 
and  of  his  own  hopes  for  the  future  of  English  political 
life  ;  and  the  impression  which  both  of  us,  who  listened, 
got  was  that  we  were  talking  to  one  who  was  himself 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       85 

likely  to  become  a  great  political  leader  in  the  future. 
He  seemed  to  possess  such  clearness  of  vision  and  such 
high  ideals  of  political  responsibility.  Our  talk  drifted 
on  to  the  subject  of  the  unity  of  the  Church.  He  spoke  as 
a  convinced  Anglo-Catholic.  He  seemed  to  us  to  have  a 
spirit  which,  if  it  had  been  the  possession  of  most  of  our 
Church  leaders,  would  have  solved  the  problems  of  our 
unhappy  divisions  long  ago.  He  talked  about  the  future 
of  Indian  Christianity,  and  about  the  future  in  particular 
of  Mr.  Raju,  who  was  with  us.  Most  men  of  his  gifts  are 
more  interested  in  causes  than  in  personalities.  It  was 
not  so  with  Robert  Palmer,  and  I  remember  how  anxious 
he  seemed  to  be  that  the  Church  should  make  the  most 
of  Mr.  Raju's  brilliant  personality." 

Old  Goa,  shuddering  beneath  the  double  menace  of 
destruction  by  the  jungle  and  by  the  animosity  of  the 
Portuguese  Republic,  made  a  tragic  impression  on  Bobby. 
He  wrote  :  "  The  situation  of  old  Goa  is  lovely,  on  a  rise 
in  a  palm  forest  overlooking  a  silvery  creek  which  winds 
back  towards  the  distant  grey-blue  ghats.  The  place  is 
dead,  silent  and  deserted  ;  the  forest  has  closed  in  all 
around  it  and  the  jungle  has  swallowed  everything  but 
the  churches.  These  have  remained  splendid  and  rich  ; 
and  the  pilgrimage  to  the  tomb  of  St.  Francis  Xavier  is 
made  by  Indians  of  all  religions.  Now  the  final  blow  has 
fallen  :  the  Republicans  have  confiscated  the  churches 
and  all  Church  property.  The  decree  doing  so  has  for 
the  moment  been  suspended,  so  there  may  be  a  chance 
yet.  Otherwise,  the  churches  must  go  to  ruin.  As  a 
crowning  piece  of  villainy,  the  whole  of  the  pilgrims' 
offerings  made  at  the  great  exposition  of  St.  Francis's 
body  in  1910,  and  amounting  to  Rs.  30,000,  has  been 
confiscated  and  pocketed  by  the  new  Governor  ! 

"  These  expositions  take  place  at  stated  intervals  of 
years  when  the  body  of  St.  Francis  Xavier  is  exposed 
in  its  glass  coffin  in  the  Cathedral  of  Goa.  The  body  is 


86       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

slightly  withdrawn  from  the  coffin  to  allow  the  pious 
pilgrims  to  kiss  the  departed  Saint's  toe.  One  Indian 
lady,  in  excessive  desire  to  possess  herself  of  a  relic, 
attempted  to  bite  the  toe  off,  but  only  succeeded  in 
securing  the  fleshy  part,  leaving  the  bone  exposed.  How- 
ever, her  action  was  immediately  noticed  by  the  priests, 
and  she  was  compelled  to  disgorge  the  canonized  digit. 

"  There  was  no  sign  of  life  in  Old  Goa  except  the 
chanting  of  the  Mass  in  the  Cathedral — the  one  church 
still  used.  Beyond  the  canons,  there  is  no  population 
whatever.  One  of  them  showed  us  the  Bom  Jesus  Church 
and  St.  Francis's  tomb.  There  are  three  other  huge 
sixteenth  and  seventeenth  century  churches,  with 
magnificently  garish  reredoses  of  gold,  a  most  wonderful 
sight  in  the  setting  visible  and  remembered." 

An  incident  of  Bobby's  journey  from  Goa  to  the 
ruins  of  Vijayanagar  was  commemorated  by  him  in 
the  following  doggerel : 

"  I  did  not  take  a  motor-car 
To  visit  Vijayanagar, 
In  fact  it  simply  isn't  done 
Round  there — besides,  I  hadn't  one. 
I  therefore  hired  a  native-cart 
A  vehicle  to  which  a  start 
Of  seven  furlongs  in  a  mile 
(To  judge  from  my  contraptious  style) 
Is  one  which  any  terrapin 
Could  easily  concede  and  win. 
A  curious  feature  of  these  carts 
Is  the  omission  of  those  parts 
Which  usually  are  looked  upon 
As  being  sine  quibus  non. 
They  haven't  seats,  they  haven't  springs, 
Or  backs  or  lamps  or  all  the  things 
Which  every  common  cart  provides 
To  stick  about  the  horses'  sides 
And  back  and  head,  but  there,  of  course, 
They  haven't  even  got  a  horse, 
For  local  prejudice  allows 
No  locomotive  power  but  cows." 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       87 

His  description  of  lively  Benares  contrasts  sharply 
with  that  of  dead  Goa.  He  says  :  "  This  city  is  quite  the 
most  picturesque  I  have  seen.  The  reason  of  this  lies  in 
the  fact  that  the  nearer  you  die  to  the  banks  (only  the 
west  bank,  if  you  die  the  other  side  you  become  a  donkey) 
of  the  Ganges,  the  better  your  chance  of  a  '  rise '  in  the 
next  life.  Consequently  the  competition  for  sites  near 
the  river  is  like  that  for  City  sites  in  London ;  it  has 
forced  the  houses  up  to  double  their  usual  height,  and  has 
squeezed  the  streets  to  half  their  normal  breadth.  The 
result  is  a  city  of  extremely  narrow,  irregular  streets 
between  fine,  tall,  purely  Oriental  houses  (a  religious 
centre  instinctively  avoids  foreign  adaptations)  which 
almost  meet  above,  as  in  Old  London. 

"  The  City  is  about  three  miles  long,  built  along  the  top 
of  the  high  river-bank,  and  from  it,  all  along,  a  series  of 
terraces  and  steps  (called  ghats)  lead  down  to  the  river. 
Along  the  top  of  the  bank  are  the  temples,  and  flanking 
the  broad  flights  of  steps  are  innumerable  shrines  and 
other  picturesque  buildings.  The  most  amusing  temple 
is  Durga's,  where  there  are  scores  of  monkeys  that  will 
come  quite  close  if  you  call  and  feed  them. 

"  The  whole  length  swarms  with  humanity  like  a  bee- 
hive, and  it  was  a  fascinating  sight  as  we  rowed  slowly  along, 
seeing  the  crowds  walking,  standing,  sitting,  bathing,  boat- 
ing, praying,  juggling,  dancing,  buying,  selling,  eating,  drink- 
ing, burning  corpses,  all  in  a  cinematographic  profusion. 

"  Benares  seems  to  me  to  be  the  best  manifestation  of 
Hinduism  I  have  seen.  The  pilgrims  really  meant 
business  ;  there  was  genuine  devotion  about  their  ablu- 
tions and  processions  and  multitudinous  observances. 
It  was  all  a  jumble,  but  a  reverent  jumble.  The  very 
smells  had  an  odour  of  sanctity  that  made  them  fitting 
and  almost  desirable." 

It  was  not  only  the  tame  monkeys  that  delighted 


88       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Bobby  the  naturalist :  wherever  he  went  he  saw  the  happy 
results  of  the  Indian  reverence  for  the  sanctity  of  life. 
"  This  country  is  the  paradise  for  animals,"  he  wrote. 
"  Instead  of  flying  at  man's  approach,  they  come  towards 
you  in  the  most  friendly  way.  In  the  Pushkar  lake,  fishes 
crowd  and  jump  for  the  food  that  people  throw  them. 
The  water-birds,  bitterns,  cormorants,  and  kingfishers  were 
equally  tame,  and  an  old  crocodile  swam  lazily  up  to  me  to 
see  if  I  had  any  food  for  him.  Everywhere  it  is  the  same, 
especially  with  the  birds,  which  are  perfectly  lovely.  The 
Hindu  does  not  kill  wantonly,  but  except  for  cows, 
monkeys,  peacocks  and  local  sacred  beasts,  he  will  kill 
under  provocation.  The  Buddhist  is  much  stricter,  and 
won't  even  kill  snakes.  But  with  the  Jains  (a  sect  of  the 
Hindus)  it  amounts  to  fanaticism.  Not  only  won't  they  kill 
even  a  flea  (their  holy  men  carry  brushes  to  sweep  insects 
out  of  their  path,  lest  they  should  tread  on  one),  but  they 
make  great  efforts  to  keep  things  alive  at  all  costs.  They 
put  up  beautifully  carved  feeding-places  for  birds,  and 
they  build  homes  for  diseased  cattle,  which  are  to  our  ideas 
horribly  cruel,  for  they  keep  animals  there  with  broken 
legs  and  festering  sores.  At  Ahmedabad  I  met  a  string  of 
about  fifty  Jain  women  carrying  canvas  bags  from  which 
water  was  trickling.  On  inquiry  I  found  they  were  carry- 
ing all  the  fish  from  a  pond  ten  miles  away,  which  had 
dried  up,  to  another  pond  where  there  was  water." 

Among  the  intensest  feelings  experienced  by  Bobby 
from  childish  days  were  his  delight  in  the  inconceivable 
beauty  of  mountains  and  his  susceptibility  to  their  solemn 
influences.  The  vision  of  Kinchin janga  (the  highest  peak 
but  one,  Everest,  of  the  Himalayan  Range)  left  him  amazed, 
as  an  unreal  and  incredible  dream. 

"  Suddenly  one  realizes  that  there  is  this  vast  snowy 
pile  right  away  above,  beginning  at  three  miles  high,  i.e. 
about  where  Mont  Blanc  leaves  off,  and  rising  another  two 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       89 

miles  into  the  clear  blue  air,  seemingly  afloat  high  upon 
the  haze.  As  I  reached  the  summit  of  Tiger  Hill,  Dar- 
jeeling,  the  top  of  the  mist  in  the  east  and  west  began  to 
take  on  lovely  colours  of  pink  and  blue  in  layers  like  a 
rainbow.  Above  towered  the  eye-compelling  Kinchin- 
janga,  and  the  tops  of  the  rest  of  the  range  just  showed 
in  a  long,  serrated  line.  Then  a  brilliant  golden  light 
caught  the  top  of  Kinchinjanga,  as  if  a  kind  of  liquid  fire 
ran  down  it  till  the  whole  of  its  snows  glowed  with  a  cold, 
yellow  glitter  that  drove  the  mist  down,  so  that  quite  half 
the  mountain  showed  every  line  and  ridge  as  clear  as 
possible." 

The  romance  of  the  tour  culminated  in  an  expedition 
up  the  Khyber  Pass,  where,  by  exceptional  favour  of 
Sir  G.  Ross-Keppel,  Bobby  was  permitted  to  penetrate 
as  far  as  to  Landi  Kotal  Fort.  From  thence  he  rode  to 
the  neighbouring  hill  to  see  the  view. 

"  When  we  reached  the  top,  all  of  a  sudden  was  dis- 
closed a  tremendous  view ;  the  dramatic  surprise  of  it 
quite  took  away  my  breath,  and  reminded  me  of  the  Third 
Temptation.  On  the  side  we  came  up  the  hill  was  about 
eight  hundred  feet  high,  but  on  the  other  it  went  down 
about  two  thousand  five  hundred  feet,  and  from  its  foot 
stretched,  it  seemed,  the  whole  of  Afghanistan,  line  upon 
line  of  low  rugged  hills  and  broken  plains  through  which 
the  Kabul  River  wound — hills  of  every  size  and  shape, 
great  snow  mountains  massed  on  the  right,  the  reverse 
slope  of  the  Khyber  hills  on  the  left,  and  in  the  dimmest 
dim  distance  a  long  line  of  snow  mountains,  half-hidden 
by  luminous  white  clouds.  I  judged  they  must  be  fully 
fifty  miles  away.  The  place  I  was  on  is  appropriately 
called  Pisgah." 

Bobby  spent  his  last  two  weeks  in  India  on  a  house- 
boat at  Srinagar,  in  Kashmir :  a  fairy  town,  built  like 
Venice  on  a  network  of  streams  and  canals,  its  houses  all 
constructed  of  weather-stained  wood,  roofed  with  emerald 


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turf,  studded  with  clumps  of  white  and  purple  iris  and 
crimson  tulips.  A  foam  of  pink  and  white  fruit  blossom, 
almond,  cherry,  peach,  apricot,  floated  across  the  fore- 
ground ;  and  round  about  the  town,  the  snow  mountains 
mounted  guard  "  like  a  chorus  of  white  angels." 

In  this  paradisiacal  retreat  he  kept  Holy  Week  in 
prayer  and  a  searching  examination  of  the  problem  of 
existence  under  the  heads  of  The  Moral  Argument  for 
God  ;  The  Bond  between  God  and  Man  ;  The  Implications 
of  the  Incarnation  ;  and,  Dogma.  At  the  beginning  of  the 
manuscript  book,  in  which  he  recorded  his  arguments,  he 
wrote  :  "  Those  who  can  be  content  to  face  life  without 
tackling  the  above  problem  have  no  pressing  motive  for 
this  inquiry.  They  run  the  risk,  however,  of  having  their 
deepest  convictions  unexpectedly  shaken  or  overthrown 
later  on.  Their  view  of  life  cannot  be  fundamental,  and 
therefore  it  may  fall  like  a  house  founded  on  sand." 

None  of  his  excursions  awoke  keener  interest  in  Bobby's 
sympathetic  mind  than  those  on  which  he  accompanied 
the  Bishop  of  Bombay  on  his  missionary  tours.  They 
provided  him  with  occasions  (rarely  granted  to  tourists) 
of  seeing  real  life  under  the  ordinary  conditions  in  which 
vast  millions  of  the  peoples  of  India  spend  their  existence. 
They  gave  him  opportunities  of  meeting  men  and  women 
outside  the  ken  of  political  theorists  on  Indian  problems, 
but  who,  nevertheless,  are  forces  as  pioneers  of  Christian 
civilization. 

Besides  graver  interests,  the  missionary  tours  were 
rich  in  mirthful  experiences,  such  as  those  at  Saigao  (in 
the  Moghulai,  where  all  the  Mangs  are  Christians),  thus 
described  by  Bobby  : 

"  We  were  received  by  a  motley  procession,  and 
marched  in  state  to  the  church,  led  by  a  band  of  two 
cornets  (played  by  Mohammedans),  a  fife,  and  cymbals, 
while  in  front  of  all  was  a  Hindu,  who  let  off  cracker-bombs 


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in  our  honour  all  the  way.  (Who  would  receive  a  bishop 
with  Chinese  crackers  in  England  ?  We  have  such  poor 
imaginations  !)  He  fastened  each  cracker  on  to  the  end 
of  a  long  staff  and  then  leaped  into  the  air,  using  the  staff 
as  a  jumping-pole ;  and  as  the  point  hit  the  ground  it 
exploded  the  cracker  with  a  tremendous  bang.  I  should 
have  liked  to  photograph  it,  but  I  was  in  the  middle  of  the 
procession  myself. 

"In  the  church  Jim  held  a  biggish  Confirmation — 
thirty-four  confirmed.  The  proceedings  were  enlivened 
by  a  small  boy  of  about  five  in  the  front  row.  The 
innumerable  babies  always  behave  queerly,  but  this  one 
was  distinctly  original.  He  first  escaped  from  his  mother, 
who  was  handicapped  (1)  by  a  smaller  infant,  (2)  by  being 
a  Confirmation  candidate ;  then  advanced  to  the  open 
space  in  front  of  Jim's  chair,  where  he  proceeded  to  divest 
himself  of  his  only  garment,  a  cotton  coat.  He  then  lay 
on  his  back  and  slapped  his  stomach  loudly  for  some 
minutes,  after  which  he  solemnly  dressed  again,  and 
repeated  the  performance  with  variations  (one  very  em- 
barrassing) all  through  the  service." 

On  another  occasion  during  a  Deccan  trek,  Bobby  was 
delighted  to  come  across  a  familiar  Squire-type  at  Miri : 

"  We  went  to  tea  yesterday  with  the  son  of  the  leading 
landowner  here.  He  croaked  over  the  growth  of  luxury 
among  the  kumbis  in  quite  a  homely  way.  In  the  good 
old  days  they  only  wore  a  loin-cloth  ;  now  the  extravagant 
young  dogs  nearly  all  wear  a  shirt.  Also  wages  have 
risen  in  the  last  fifteen  years  from  two  to  three  rupees 
a  month  to  six  or  eight." 

These  and  sundry  other  impressions  made  on  Bobby 
during  his  travels  are  all  recorded  in  his  book.  For  the 
impression  made  by  him  on  those  whom  he  met  we  may 
look  for  information  to  his  cousin,  who  was  his  constant 
companion  during  many  parts  of  his  travels. 

"Bobby   had,"   said    the   Bishop   of    Bombay,    "an 


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almost  endless  interest  in  things  and  people,  an  equally 
endless  power  of  acquiring  knowledge,  and  an  unfailing 
capacity  for  disposing  it  in  his  mind  in  an  orderly  manner 
and  holding  it  altogether  in  its  true  proportions.  For 
one  of  his  age,  his  mind  was  remarkably  penetrative. 
More  than  one  elderly  man,  whose  working  life  had  been 
spent  in  India,  remarked  to  me  that  it  was  extraordinary 
how  quickly  and  accurately  Robert  Palmer  had  *  got  the 
hang  '  of  things.  But  though  he  was  a  born  student, 
he  was  not  merely  a  student.  When  he  had  the  fruits 
of  his  observation  arranged  in  their  proper  order  and 
proportion,  he  had  the  power  of  selecting  those  points 
which  were  of  essential  significance  or  importance.  It  is 
that  power  which  makes  the  great  man  of  affairs." 

An  instance  of  this  sense  of  values  may  be  quoted 
here  in  his  judgment  on  Nationalist  demands  that  every 
post  should  be  thrown  open  to  Indians.  He  said  :  "  As 
for  this  Nationalist  demand,  the  two  sides  give  flatly 
contradictory  evidence.  Every  English  Civil  Servant  tells 
you  that  whenever  an  Indian  has  been  given  the  final 
responsibility  for  any  department,  things  have  gone 
hopelessly  wrong,  and  that  their  Municipal  Corporations, 
etc.,  are  as  corrupt  and  incompetent  as  they  can  be.  The 
Indians  tell  one  that  they  are  never  given  the  chance  of  a 
free  hand,  and  that  English  officials  have  an  idie  fixe 
that  they  will  fail,  and  so  never  let  them  try.  In  the  few 
cases,  like  the  judicial  service,  where  Indians  rise  to  the 
top,  they  are  as  competent  as  English  ;  and  their  corpora- 
tions are  no  worse  than  English  ones,  and  would  be 
better  if  they  weren't  official-ridden.  My  own  impression 
is  that  in  point  of  fact  the  Anglo-Indians  are  right,  but 
that  they  don't  try  enough  to  teach  Indians  the  right  way 
to  regard  public  service.  They  give  them  their  own 
example,  of  course,  but  then  every  Indian  regards  every 
Englishman  as  a  confirmed  madman,  so  that  mere  example 
doesn't  have  its  due  effect.  Also,  the  Anglo-Indians, 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       93 

being  thoroughly  English,  think  that  because  Indians 
are  clever,  therefore  they  are  not  able ;  whereas  many 
of  them  are  very  able  as  well  as  clever  ;  what  they  haven't 
got  is  moral  courage  and  stamina  and  '  character '  in 
that  sense.  But  there  are  exceptions,  and  we  ought  to 
be  keenly  on  the  look-out  for  them  and  snap  them  up 
into  our  service.  Nine  times  out  of  ten,  the  Anglo- 
Indian  is  right,  and  so  when  the  tenth  and  exceptional 
man  comes  along,  he  refuses  to  judge  him  on  his  merits." 

Those  who  know  the  absorbing  interest  felt  by  Bobby 
in  the  religious  problems  of  India  may  be  interested  to 
know  that  the  conclusion  which  he  formed  as  to  the 
supreme  need  was  the  provision  of  a  Native  Ministry. 
"  Christianity  can  only  be  worked  into  the  fibres  of 
Indian  life  by  Indian  minds.  The  fact  is  recognized,  but 
statesmanship  must  also  face  its  implications." 

He  longed  intensely  to  see  the  "  Christianity  of  India 
Catholic  in  the  real  sense  of  the  word,  i.e.  freed  from  the 
fetters  of  the  controversies  in  which  it  has  been  entangled 
in  Europe  for  more  than  three  centuries."  "  I  believe," 
he  said,  "  that  India  will  grasp  the  Catholic  idea,  for 
India  has  an  overmastering  sense  of  fundamental  unity." 


CHAPTER  VI 
INTERIM,  1912-1914 

IT  was  a  very  sunburnt,  vigorous  young  man  whom  we 
welcomed  home  in  the  middle  of  May  1912,  full  of  the 
zest  of  life,  eager  to  serve,  learn  and  experience.  During 
the  two  ensuing  peaceful  years  his  hours  brimmed  over 
with  manifold  activities,  which,  like  the  colours  of  the 
prism,  were  linked  together  in  harmonious  sequence. 
Social  service,  friendships,  professional  work,  intellectual 
interests,  and  spiritual  development — all  these  found 
their  place  in  the  orderly  rhythm  of  his  life. 

I  place  social  service  first,  because  Bobby's  personality 
expressed  itself  spontaneously  through  that  medium, 
which  flowed  into  many  channels.  India  had  spurred 
him  to  an  ardent  missionary  zeal,  that  found  its  vent 
in  very  generous  help  to  Bombay  Diocese,  in  smoothing 
the  path  for  his  friend,  Professor  Raju,  to  go  into  residence 
at  Oxford,  and  in  admirable  speeches  at  missionary 
meetings  in  many  parts  of  the  country.  It  was  not  only 
his  intensely  earnest  words  which  made  a  deep  impression 
on  his  audiences,  but  also  his  modern  unexpected  points 
of  view  and  his  effective  answers  to  critics. 

As  an  instance,  I  may  mention  that  his  reply  to  the 
frequent  assertion  that  Hinduism  meets  the  Indian  needs 
better  than  Christianity  showed  in  an  arresting  figure 
how  "  Western  civilization  was  crashing  into  Indian 
civilization  like  an  iceberg  into  a  water-tight  steamer, 
smashing  all  its  compartments,  confusing  all  its  systems 
of  caste  in  a  welter  of  wreckage,  and  how  the  Christian 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       95 

religion    alone    could    save    it    from    the    most    awful 
ilftbfe." 

His  missionary  zeal  was  as  keenly  alive  to  the  need  of 
effective  Christian  influences  in  England  as  in  heathen 
lands.  The  Christian  Social  Union,  the  Students'  Chris- 
tian Movement,  the  Penal  Reform  Association,  Oxford 
House,  Bethnal  Green,  and  Edghill  House,  Sydenham, 
were  all  causes  very  near  his  heart  for  which  he  was 
always  ready  to  speak  or  work. 

For  some  years  Bobby  had  looked  forward  to  making 
a  prolonged  sojourn  in  East  London  so  soon  as  his  Univer- 
sity obligations  came  to  an  end.  Accordingly,  he  spent 
the  spring  of  1913  at  Oxford  House  as  a  resident  worker, 
devoting  himself  to  the  work  of  the  clubs,  the  Charity 
Organization  Society  and  the  Poor  Man's  Lawyer  Depart- 
ment. 

He  wrote  of  his  first  observations  there,  as  follows : 
"  I  find  the  Club  work x  rather  dull,  though  quite  pleasant. 
I  doubt  if  it  is  quite  in  my  line.  The  C.O.S.  is  thrilling 
and  heart-rending.  One  works  very  hard  to  do  a  tiny 
piece  of  good,  and  so  the  result,  if  any,  is  very  personal 
and  precious.  I  don't  quite  approve  of  all  then*  methods. 
For  their  size  they  are  nearly  as  red-taped  as  Government 
offices.  Most  of  the  cases  are  of  people  predoomed  to 
failure  by  drink  and  slackness,  or  else  cases  of  illness. 
The  machinery  for  finding  work  is  hopelessly  clumsy. 
The  Labour  Exchanges  are  no  earthly  use  for  a  man 
seeking  work  on  recovery  from  illness.  The  employers 
don't  use  them.  The  only  method,  besides  advertising, 
is  for  the  wretched  man  to  go  a  weary  round  of  shops  and 
works  every  day.  It  is  the  utter  want  of  organization 
and  its  consequent  waste  that  makes  Socialism  attractive." 

Bobby's  mind  was  greatly  perplexed  in  regard  to  the 
responsibilities  of  employers,  especially  when  incurred  as 
shareholders  of  companies  or  members  of  corporations. 

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96       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  Our  responsibility  has  its  limits,"  he  said,  "for  we  cannot 
undertake  to  find  out  how  our  railway  stock  affairs  are 
managed.  But  if  we  possess  brewery,  distillery  or  morally 
questionable  shares,  if  we  get  rid  of  them  by  selling  them 
we  shift  our  responsibility  on  to  other  shoulders,  and  if 
we  burn  them  we  increase  the  value  of  the  rest."  The 
Communistic  solution  was  regarded  by  him  as  equally 
unsatisfactory. 

He  welcomed  opportunities  for  the  study  of  points  of 
view  differing  from  his  own,  on  every  kind  of  subject. 
On  one  of  these  Bethnal  Green  Sundays  he  found  occasion 
to  make  himself  better  acquainted  with  the  opinions  of 
Congregationalists  at  the  City  Temple.  He  said  after- 
wards : 

"  I  felt  quite  at  home,  but  not  in  church.  The  whole 
show  was  very  reverent  and  Christian,  but  the  difference 
is  that  there  is  no  worship  and  hardly  any  prayer,  plenty 
of  praise  and  exhortation  and  moral  doctrine.  I  felt 
that  I  came  to  get  certain  things,  i.e.  to  hear  a  sermon 
and  music ;  whereas  I  feel  that  I  go  to  church  primarily 
to  give  something,  i.e.  worship  and  sacrifice." 

On  19th  March,  when  his  younger  brother  had  joined 
him  as  a  resident  at  Oxford  House,  Bobby  wrote  : 

"  This  is  proving  an  extra  full  week,  so  I  am  writing 
this  in  the  intervals  of  running  University  Club  Office, 
and  am  therefore  likely  to  be  incoherent.  Monday 
evening  I  took  Luly  on  my  C.O.S.  rounds  and  he  was  quite 
keen  about  it.  In  the  afternoon  we  visited  the  London 
Hospital,  and  Luly  had  (I  gather)  quite  a  success  there. 
Evening,  Clubs.  Tuesday  I  got  up  at  5.15  a.m.  and  went 
to  Covent  Garden  with  some  residents ;  Luly  came  too  ! 
Then  C.O.S.  10  to  11.  My  Relief  Committee  at  Hackney 
Wick  from  11.30  to  1.  Then  to  lunch  with  Aunt  Alice 
Northcote1  at  2,  then  try  on  uniform  and  back  for  the 
address.  The  Head  is  giving  us  an  address  every  day 

1  Lady  Northcote. 


Photo.  VanJyk.  London 

ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Aged   Twenty-five,    1913. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       97 

this  week  at  6  p.m.  He  has  been  saying  some  very  good 
things.  Good  Friday  will  be  spent  in  almost  continuous 
services,  I  foresee,  of  various  sorts :  at  least  8  to  9  ; 
12  to  3  ;  4.45  to  5.30  ;  6  to  6.30  ;  8.30  to  10  ;— these  are 
already  booked,  besides  an  extra  or  two  which  I  am 
doubtful  of  attending  I  However,  it  will  counterbalance 
last  Good  Friday  at  Srinagar,  where  the  undenominational 
chaplain  reduced  the  services  to  about  five-eighths  of  an 
ordinary  Sunday's." 

Bobby  won  the  love  of  all  his  fellow-workers.  The 
Rev.  F.  A.  Iremonger,  the  Head  of  Oxford  House,  says 
that,  "  it  was  not  so  much  what  he  did  as  what  he  was 
that  captured  their  respect  and  affection.  Of  all  the  men 
I  had  with  me  during  nearly  six  years,  there  was  no  one 
who  helped  me  more  to  raise,  and  to  keep  on  the  highest 
level,  the  tone  of  the  House." 

The  individual  personal  help  and  friendship  which 
Bobby  delighted  to  give  to  shadowed  lives,  to  a  tuber- 
culous child  neglected  by  a  callous  father,  to  an  old  blind 
club-member  who  much  appreciated  daily  visits  for 
regular  reading  aloud,  and  to  others  in  necessity  and 
tribulation,  culminated  in  his  services  as  "  Poor  Man's 
Lawyer."  Whether  he  was  in  or  out  of  residence  at 
Oxford  House,  he  appeared  unfailingly  on  stated  evenings 
at  Bethnal  Green,  where  he  devoted  many  hours  to  giving 
legal  advice  to  needy  clients.  He  was  most  efficient  at 
this  work  and  grudged  no  amount  of  trouble  over  any 
case  to  whom  he  could  be  of  real  help.  He  gained  the 
trust  of  his  clients  ;  and  those  who  had  consulted  him 
often  returned  again  and  again  to  ask  his  advice  in  all 
their  difficulties.  Occasionally  the  impression  made  on 
him  by  some  of  these  harassed  souls  was  that  of  wondering 
reverence. 

I  remember  how,  shortly  after  he  and  I  had  had  a 
discussion  on  the  reality  of  the  assumption  that  twentieth- 
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98       ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

century  Englishmen  were  a  Christian  nation,  he  wrote 
the  following  letter : 

To  THE  LADY  LAURA  RIDDING 

"  OXFORD  HOUSE, 

April  2,  1913. 

"  Curiously  enough,  a  propos  our  argument  as  to 
whether  England  was  still  a  Christian  country,  the  very 
next  day  at  our  Poor  Man's  Lawyer  room  in  Bethnal 
Green  two  separate  very  secular-looking  clients  incident- 
ally showed  that  they  really  were  Christians.  One  was 
an  old  lady  whose  husband  had  been  run  over.  We  had 
got  and  just  handed  over  to  her  £50  compensation  from 
the  omnibus  company  ;  and  she  immediately  said  she 
would  like  to  put  a  part  of  it  into  our  poor-box,  though  she 
was  extremely  hard  up  ;  but  she  explained  she  had  been 
a  member  of  a  Christian  Brotherhood  for  a  great  many 
years.  The  other  was  a  man  who  sought  a  separation 
from  his  wife,  who  had  gone  off  with  another  man.  He 
came  because  his  son  had  threatened  to  leave  the  house 
if  he  ever  took  her  back  again  ;  and  indeed  it  seemed 
little  use,  because  he  had  already  forgiven  her  and  taken 
her  back  eleven  times.  But  he  was,  nevertheless,  very 
reluctant  to  get  a  separation  '  because  the  Bible  tells  us 
different,'  though  his  vicar  had  advised  him  to  get  one." 

Bethnal  Green  Club  work  had  enlightened  Bobby  on  the 
lamentable  hindrances  which  prevent  so  many  poor  boys, 
rich  in  capacity  but  destitute  of  means,  from  taking  at  the 
flood  "  the  tide  in  their  affairs  which  leads  on  to  fortune." 
When,  therefore,  in  1912,  he  was  invited  to  become  an 
original  Governor  of  the  newly  founded  Edghill  House, 
Sydenham,  by  the  nomination  of  his  old  Headmaster,1 

1  Right  Rev.  Dr.  Burge,  Bishop  of  Southwark,  afterwards  Bishop 
of  Oxford. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER       99 

he  gladly  accepted  the  post.  He  helped  Edghill  House 
in  many  ways,  not  the  least  of  which  was  his  careful 
assistance  in  the  legal  matters  connected  with  drafting 
its  constitution  and  trust-deeds  ;  and  the  moving  appeal 
sent  by  him  to  the  Spectator  and  inserted  under  the 
heading  of  "  The  Edghill  House  and  the  Clever  Poor  Boy.''' 

The  sense  of  fairness  which  impelled  Bobby  to  fight 
unflaggingly  in  behalf  of  his  clever  poor  scholars  made 
him  an  equally  keen  advocate  of  voteless  women.  His 
parents  had  always  been  enthusiastic  supporters  of  their 
cause,  which  found  in  him  an  ardent  champion.  While 
still  at  Oxford,  he  had  moved  a  resolution  in  favour  of 
the  extension  of  the  franchise  to  women  at  a  meeting  of 
the  Arnold  Society  ;  and  when  he  left  Oxford  he  freely 
gave  yeoman  service  by  writing  and  speaking  in  behalf 
of  Woman's  Suffrage  all  over  the  country. 

Lady  Willoughby  de  Broke  is  one  of  many  who  re- 
member "  the  irresistible  personal  charm  and  splendid 
brain  power  which  added  such  force  to  his  service  to  the 
Woman's  Cause." 

A  one-page  article  which  he  wrote  under  the  title 
"  Why  Men  should  support  Women's  Suffrage" *  gives  his 
arguments  with  admirable  brevity  and  point  under  four 
heads:  "(1)  Because  women's  sphere  is  in  the  home; 
(2)  because  men  want  women  to  be  their  partners  and 
helpers  ;  (3)  because  men  should  be  just ;  (4)  because 
men  should  be  sensible." 

The  best  piece  of  work  which  he  did  for  the  cause 
was  an  analysis  of  sixty-three  replies  received  in  answer 
to  an  inquiry  from  leading  Englishwomen,  addressed  to 
representative  and  prominent  citizens  of  the  American 
States  in  the  Union,  in  which  Woman's  Suffrage  has  been 
adopted,  with  the  object  of  obtaining  an  impartial  account 
of  the  results  there  of  the  enfranchisement  of  women. 

1  Published  in  The  Conservative  and  Unionist  Woman's  Franchise 
Review,  No.  XIII.,  October  1912. 


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Bobby's  paper  was  first  published  in  the  Nineteenth 
Century1  and  afterwards  printed  as  a  short  pamphlet. 
It  elicited  the  following  letter  to  his  mother  from  his 
barrister  uncle,  Lord  Robert  Cecil : 

"  Just  a  line  to  say  how  very  good  I  think  Bobby's 
article.  It  is  really  one  of  the  best  things  of  its  kind  I 
have  read  for  a  long  time,  and  curiously  legal.  If  he 
does  not  do  well  at  the  Bar  I'll  eat  my  hat !  which,  if 
you  know  it,  is  a  serious  undertaking." 

There  is  one  of  our  knight-errant's  letters  which  may 
find  its  place  here,  as  it  shows  the  shrewdness  with  which 
he  realized  the  difference  of  outlook  between  men  and 
women  ;  and  that,  consequently,  his  service  was  rendered 
from  a  sense  of  justice  and  obligation,  not  from  senti- 
mental emotion. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  June  12,  1914. 

"  I  have  had  such  a  busy  week  that  I  haven't  had 
a  moment  to  write  un-business  letters.  This  is  partly 
because  I  am  single-handed  as  Poor  Man's  Lawyer  at 
Oxford  House  for  two  weeks  till  Edward  Lascelles 
joins  me. 

"  I  have  also  been  sent  two  cases  to  *  inquire  and 
report '  upon  under  the  new  rules  for  poor  persons. 
There  are  already  two  thousand  applicants  under  these 
rules,  and  I  believe  nearly  half  are  for  divorces,  as  I 
anticipated  would  be  the  case  at  first.  Both  my  appli- 
cants want  divorces.  One  is  a  man  and  one  a  woman, 
and  they  illustrate  the  differences  of  the  sexes  !  The 
man — a  labourer  on  twenty-six  shillings  a  week,  ex- 
soldier — made  his  application  concisely  and  almost 
correctly,  quite  impersonally.  He  came  to  see  me  and 

1  Woman  Suffrage  at  Work  in  America.  (I.)  A  Suffragist  View.  By 
the  Hon.  Robert  Palmer.  The  Nineteenth  Century  and  After.  February 
1914. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     101 

discussed  the  whole  thing  in  a  detached  way.  His  wife 
is  now  living  with  another  man  in  South  Africa,  and  he 
quite  appreciated  that  the  difficulty  was  to  get  evidence 
cheaply,  since  a  law  court  can't  act  on  letters.  I  shall 
recommend  his  case,  but  he  would  at  once  accept  my 
decision  as  fair  if  I  declined  to  on  grounds  of  expense. 

"  The  woman  made  a  long  rambling  application 
wholly  off  the  point.  She  came  to  see  me  and  talked 
volubly  about  quite  irrelevant  incidents  and  grievances, 
regarding  the  whole  matter  purely  from  the  personal 
point  of  view  (a  man  is  much  more  ready  to  look  at 
himself  detachedly  as  a  unit  in  a  system).  Her  husband 
had  deserted  her  and  was  irregular  in  his  payments. 
But  she  not  only  had  no  evidence  of  adultery,  but  no 
shred  of  ground  for  suspecting  it.  When  I  pointed 
this  out,  she  replied  (1)  that,  *  as  he  wasn't  living  with 
her,  he  must  be  living  with  someone  else ;  (2)  that, 
as  he  had  his  freedom,  she  didn't  see  why  she  wasn't 
to  have  hers ;  (3)  that  if  she  was  rich  I  would  talk 
different  to  her.'  She  then  asserted  that  she  had  seen 
in  the  paper  that  'under  the  new  Act  they  would  take 
up  your  case  whatever  it  was.'  I  gently  pointed  out 
that  this  was  a  misapprehension,  to  which  she  replied 
with  withering  scorn  that  *  that  was  funny,  seeing  as  how 
she  had  seen  it  in  black  and  white.'  She  finally  left, 
firmly  convinced  that  I  was  misrepresenting  the  law  in 
order  to  keep  her  out  of  her  rights. 

"  The  point  is  that  the  female  attitude  is :  *  I  have  a 
grievance  :  if  the  law  doesn't  remedy  it,  the  law  is  bad, 
and  all  who  administer  it  are  my  personal  enemies.' 
The  male  attitude  is  :  4 1  am  under  a  hardship :  does 
the  law  give  me  a  remedy  ?  If  not,  1  must  do  without.' 

"  What  do  you  say  to  that  ?  I  was  greatly  pleased 
to  have  specimens  so  suited  to  my  argument. 

44  On  Tuesday  papa  and  I  dined  in  Arlington  Street. 


102     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

On  Wednesday  I  dined  at  Liddon  House  and  spoke 
about  India  with  one  Sir  A.  Hirtzel.  Yesterday  I 
played  tennis  at  Chelsea1  and  stopped  to  dinner;  and 
after  dinner  Hermione  and  Jack  Talbot  sang  songs. 
The  other  man  was  Jack  Buchanan,  who  is  a  particularly 
nice  fellow  I  am  getting  to  know  quite  well ;  Walter 
Gibbs,  who  is  cast  in  the  same  mould,  son  of  Herbert 
Gibbs  ;  and  John  Gore,  whom  I  also  like  very  much. 
I  had  hoped  to  go  down  to  Fisher's  Hill 2  this  evening 
to  an  out-of-doors  dance  from  five  to  ten ;  but  owing  to 
Goddard's  press  of  work  I  had  to  stop  and  finish  a  set 
of  papers  for  him  and  did  not  get  home  till  seven,  and 
I  felt  too  tired  to  go  off  to  Woking,  so  papa  and  I  dined 
together." 

This  letter  incidentally  bears  witness  to  the  fact  that 
Bobby  had  now  passed  beyond  the  undergraduate  stage 
when  his  revulsion  from  house-parties  and  balls  made 
him  complain  of  having  to  endure  their  exhausting 
imbecility  and  declare  that  "  I  would  as  soon  work  a 
lift ! "  He  now  found  considerable  pleasure  in  his 
London  season,  dances  and  country-house  visits,  with 
their  natural  results  in  friendships  with  his  partners 
and  with  young  men  of  his  own  age.  His  critical  faculty 
was  but  lightly  muzzled  and  continued  its  vigilant  guard 
over  the  citadels  of  his  heart  and  conscience.  An 
instance  of  its  warning  bark  is  given  in  the  following 
words  written  from  a  delightful  country-house  : 

"  1  find  even  this  good  house-party  rather  depressing. 
They  look  (or  pretend  to  look)  on  the  world  as  a  place 
to  enjoy  oneself  in  ;  and  this  seems  to  be  the  most  de- 
pressing of  abominations,  making  play  into  work,  and 
life  a  blue  without  perspective  or  unity  or  chiaroscuro  ; 

1  At  the  Governor's  House,  Royal  Hospital,  the  home  of  General  and 
Hon.  Lady  Lyttelton. 

2  The  home  of  Mr.  Gerald  and  Lady  Betty  Balfour. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     103 

whereas  O and  K accept  the  world  as  a  place 

to  work  in,  which  gives  it  a  point ;  and  holiday  as  an 
interlude,  which  gives  it  a  relish.  The  gents  misuse 
the  sauce  for  the  meat  and  really  enjoy  themselves  less, 
besides  putting  all  sane  ideas  out  of  joint.  When  I'm 
old  and  famous,  and  have  the  courage  to  snap  fingers 
at  their  conventions,  I  shall  get  on  better." 

In  the  autumns  of  1912  and  1913  Bobby  enjoyed  a 
series  of  country-house  visits  to  Ardgowan,  Whittinghame, 
Alnwick,  Falloden,  Lockinge  and  Eastwell  as  well  as 
to  various  members  of  his  family.  At  Ardgowan,1  after 
a  luckless  set  of  lawn-tennis  games,  he  appeased  his 
unfortunate  partner's  annoyance  by  a  Sonnet  of  Apology : 

"  When  I  engage  in  tennis  tournament, 
Not  points  received  avail,  nor  choice  of  side  : 
The  ball  or  strikes  the  net  or,  flying  wide, 
O'ershoots  the  service-line  with  force  unspent  : 
And  if  perchance  it  bounces  where  I  meant, 
My  adversary  with  a  single  stride 
Is  there,  as  though  my  efforts  to  deride, 
And  drives  it  back  with  murderous  intent 
That  through  my  bosom's  insufficient  guard 
Of  flannelled  white  inflicts  a  nasty  one  ; 
Or,  filling  more  refinedly  the  cup 
Of  my  discomfiture,  propels  it  hard 
Into  the  farthest  corner,  where  I  run, 
And,  bursting,  barely  fail  to  get  it  up. 

R.  S.  A.  P. 
ARDGOWAN,  Sept.  20,  1912." 

From  Ardgowan  he  went  to  Whittinghame,  the  home 
of  his  cousin,  Mr.  Arthur  Balfour.  Bobby  felt  great 
affection  for  his  host,  whom  he  admired  as  a  "  supreme 
master  of  all  the  amenities  of  life,  society,  music,  art, 
science  and  philosophy — everything  that  is  intellectual  and 
cultured  and  pleasant."  He  wrote  from  Whittinghame  to 
his  mother : 

"  I  am  enjoying  myself  here.     It  is  quite  a  family 

»  The  home  of  Sir  Hugh  and  Lady  Alice  Shaw  Stewart. 


104     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

party.  Arthur  arrived  yesterday  morning.  I  do  some 
writing  every  morning  and  then  golf  or  lawn-tennis,  and 
I  have  fished  once,  catching  three  trout.  My  golf  has 
improved  a  good  deal,  though  I  haven't  played  so  well 
here  as  I  did  at  Lossiemouth.  Yesterday  A.  J.  B.  and  I 
played  against  Gerald  and  Nelly1  in  a  foursome  at 
Dunbar. 

*'  Arthur  surprises  me  more  each  time  I  see  him.  I 
don't  think  I  know  anyone  whose  person  so  attracts  me, 
while  at  the  same  time  his  whole  point  of  view  is  one 
which  I  so  strongly  disagree  with." 

Bobby's  arrival  at  Whittinghame  in  1912  and  1913 
had  been  clouded  by  the  unpleasant  experience  of  the  loss 
of  his  luggage  en  route.  This  double  annoyance  inspired 
the  following  "  Collins  "  to  his  hostess  on  the  occasion  of 
his  second  visit. 

To  Miss  BALFOUR 

"  CHEWTON  PRIORY,  BATH, 

August  31,  1913. 

"  It  is  with  no  small  gratification  that  I  am  able  to 
report  that  British  pluck  and  resource  successfully  over- 
came the  difficulties  of  a  night  march  through  difficult 
country.2  In  fact,  the  whole  affair  was  a  triumph  of 
organization  and  careful  strategy.  When  I  mention  that 
eleven  articles  of  the  most  elusive  nature  were  moved  four 
hundred  miles  in  a  single  night  over  five  railway  systems, 
and  two  of  them  Scottish,  with  only  one  trifling  casualty, 
you  will  forgive  a  little  pardonable  pride.  Neither  trunk 
nor  train  was  lost  from  start  to  finish. 

"The  total  casualties — killed,  wounded,  and  missing — 
only  amounted  to  twelve  egg  sandwiches,  and  they  were 
left  behind  at  the  start.  With  many  troops  a  failure  of  the 
commissariat  means  an  irreparable  loss  of  morale  ;  but  the 

1  Mr.  Gerald  Balfour  and  his  daughter. 
3  Edinburgh  to  Bristol. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     105 

6th  Hampshires  are  of  a  stern  stuff.1  A  foraging  party  at 
Princes  Street,  after  a  slight  repulse  by  one  barmaid, 
succeeded  in  securing  provisions.  The  baggage  was  then 
rescued  in  quick  succession  from  an  inebriated  porter,  who 
was  trying  to  label  it  "  Preston,"  and  a  fat  man  in  a  box 
who  tried  to  pass  off  six  enormous  packing-cases  on 
me  at  commercial  rates.  It  was  then  weighed,  at  first 
with  alarming  results  ;  but  investigation  showed  that  the 
inebriated  porter  was  standing  on  the  weighing-machine  ; 
and  fortunately  the  fat  man  accepted  my  assurance  that 
he  wasn't  part  of  my  luggage,  and  in  any  case  hadn't  been 
labelled.  Once  the  position  at  Princes  Street  had  been 
carried,  the  advance  met  with  little  resistance.  There 
was  some  skirmishing  with  ticket-collectors  on  and  off  all 
through  the  night,  but  even  this  fire  was  silenced  after  the 
one  at  Hereford  (3.15  a.m.)  had  tripped  over  my  boots  and 
fallen  heavily  against  the  door. 

"  Well,  it  is  a  great  comfort  to  know  it  can  be  done, 
however  much  appearances  are  against  it.  Please  don't 
trouble  to  send  on  the  egg  sandwiches,  but  convey  my 
apologies  to  the  cook  for  having  put  her  to  the  trouble  of 
making  them. 

"I  enjoyed  the  time  at  Whittinghame  quite  enor- 
mously :  it  is  so  good  of  you  to  have  me  there.  Please 
give  my  adieux  and  best  thanks  to  Cousin  Arthur,  whom 
I  didn't  say  good-bye  to." 

While  to  many  of  his  companions  Bobby's  friendship 
seemed  like  rays  from  the  light  of  a  great  ideal,  friendship 
appeared  at  this  time  chiefly  to  signify  to  him  oppor- 
tunities for  chivalrous  service.  If  misfortune  overtook 
his  friends,  he  had,  as  one  of  them  expressed  it,  "  an 
immediate  and  heavenly  impulse  to  step  right  into  the 
middle  of  their  troubles  "  and  to  lavish  help  upon  them  by 

»  He  had  received  a  Commission  in  the  6th  (Territorial)  Battalion, 
The  Hampshire  Regiment  during  the  previous  month. 
14 


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communication  of  courage,  or  by  intervention,  or  by 
monetary  assistance.  He  was  extremely  generous  and 
spent  what  ordinary  people  might  have  considered  a 
grossly  disproportionate  amount  of  his  modest  income  on 
help  to  friends  and  on  forwarding  the  religious  and  social 
causes  for  which  he  specially  cared.  He  had  all  his  life 
been  scrupulously  prudent  with  his  money,  and  now  he 
reaped  the  reward  of  his  self-control  and  frugal  habits  by 
always  having  money  at  his  command  whenever  some 
special  call  appealed  to  him. 

His  sense  of  the  vast  possibilities  of  friendship  (the 
depths  of  which  he  was  aware  that  he  had  not  yet  plumbed) 
made  him  foresee  that  some  day,  probably  through  that 
medium,  he  would  meet  love  and  his  future  wife.  His 
deliberate  weighing  of  the  respective  values  of  literary 
tastes  and  matrimony  was  quaintly  characteristic. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  CHEWTON  PRIORY,  BATH, 

November  5,  1912. 

"  I  want  to  find  time  for  writing.  I  shan't  be  happy 
till  I  have  written  two  or  three  books  :  they  weigh  on  my 
mind.  Only  I  don't  like  to  neglect  my  Bar  work,  as  I 
might  want  to  marry  and  I  couldn't  expect  a  wife  to  fall 
in  with  my  ideas  of  income.  I  can't  tell  a  bit  whether  I'm 
meant  to  marry  or  not." 

And  :  "I  quite  agree  that  the  Law  is  a  very  good 
profession  :  only,  if  I  judge  myself  right,  I  don't  think 
I  have  any  special  contribution  to  make  to  it ;  I  believe, 
and  can  only  test  it  by  trying,  that  I  have  some  things 
to  say  that  want  saying  and  that  I  can  say.  But  it 
wouldn't  be  fair  to  a  wife  to  rely  on  them  for  support, 
since  they  wouldn't  be  written  for  money.  So  if  I 
marry  I  must  pursue  the  Law  seriously,  otherwise  my 
£400  a  year  would  last  me  amply  and  leave  me  free 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     107 

to    pursue    literature    and    politics    without    having    to 
pot-boil. 

"  I  feel  a  little  afraid  of  marrying,  because  I  feel  sure 
I  should  be  wax  in  Mrs.  Bobby's  hands,  and  so  I  hope  I 
shan't  fall  in  love  till  I'm  sure  that  the  She  is  better  and 
wiser  than  me :  once  I  felt  that,  I  should  be  perfectly 
happy,  but,  as  you  say,  one  doesn't  judge  right  once  the 
thing  has  begun." 

Having  duly  passed  his  Bar  examinations,  Bobby 
began  his  legal  career  as  the  pupil  of  Mr.  Howard  Wright 
at  11  New  Square,  Lincoln's  Inn,  in  the  same  chambers 
that  his  grandfather,  Lord  Chancellor  Selborne,  had 
occupied  for  nearly  forty  years  in  the  previous  century. 

It  was  about  this  time  that  Bobby  was  offered  the 
alternative  of  an  Oxford  career.  New  College  was  desir- 
ous of  securing  him  as  a  Fellow  and  Dean  of  Divinity; 
but  as  he  was  now  convinced  that  his  destiny  lay  in  the 
Law  Courts,  he  was  unable  to  avail  himself  of  the  Oxford 
offer.  There  can  be  little  doubt  that  his  decision  was  right, 
for  his  capacity  for  concentration,  clear  thinking  and 
impartial  weighing  of  evidence,  his  passion  for  justice 
and  his  judicial  temperament,  were  qualities  which  had 
marked  him  out  from  early  childhood  as  the  descendant 
on  whom  his  grandfather's  mantle  might  duly  fall. 

He  was  called  to  the  Bar  in  November  1913,  and  his 
name  was  put  up  at  his  grandfather's  old  chambers. 
Shortly  after,  he  went  on  his  first  Assize  Circuit  (the 
North-Eastern)  as  Marshal  to  Judge  Darling,  Mr.  Justice 
Scrutton  being  the  second  judge. 

From  Mr.  Howard  Wright,  Bobby  passed  under  the 
tuition  of  Mr.  R.  Goddard,  with  whom  he  studied  for 
two  months.  He  joined  the  Western  Circuit  in  June 
1914.  The  following  letter,  written  during  the  Assizes  at 
Winchester,  shows  that  he  was  gaining  professional 
confidence. 


io8      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 


To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  WINCHESTER, 
June  19,  1914. 

"  We  have  had  another  very  busy  week.  I  think  I 
am  very  lucky  to  have  gone  into  chambers  with  Goddard. 
His  practice  is  increasing  rapidly  and  he  has  only  one 
devil,  so  with  luck  I  may  have  a  fine  chance  with  him. 

"  I  nearly  had  my  first  chance  this  week,  and  in  the 
Court  of  Appeal  too.  Goddard  had  four  things  on 
simultaneously  and  left  me  to  protect  him  in  a  Work- 
man's Compensation  Appeal.  The  case  before  all  but 
collapsed  while  he  was  still  away,  but  the  junior  in  it  was 
put  up  to  make  a  last  kick,  and,  being  once  on  his  legs, 
stayed  there  three-quarters  of  an  hour,  and  Goddard 
just  came  in  in  time.  Even  so,  it  was  a  very  interesting 
case,  because  all  three  judges  started  dead  against  us. 
After  about  half  an  hour  Goddard  got  Pickford  *  round, 
but  the  others  were  obstinate,  though  I'm  sure  we  were 
right.  However,  after  Goddard  had  sat  down,  I,  who  was 
watching  Swinfen  Eady,2  spotted  the  scent  he  was  on  and 
told  Goddard  to  try  a  new  line  of  argument  which  just 
occurred  to  me.  Goddard  took  the  point  in  his  reply,  and 
we  believe  and  hope  that  Swinfen  Eady  swallowed  it. 
Anyway,  they've  reserved  judgment,  and  it  will  be  a  score 
if  we  win. 

"  I  came  down  here  to-day  to  be  admitted  to  the 
Circuit.  I  have  to  make  a  speech  at  dinner.  I'm  afraid 
there  is  little  chance  of  my  getting  a  brief,  because  almost 
all  the  prisoners  have  pleaded  guilty.  However,  I  observe 
that  a  very  satisfactory  proportion  of  them  come  from 
Bordon  and  from  Alton  :  so  that  if  Top  exerts  pressure  on 
the  Whitehill  J.P.s  I  may  get  some  prosecutions  hereafter." 

1  Sir  William  Pickford. 

•  Sir  Charles  Swinfen  Eady. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     109 

This  hope  was  shortly  fulfilled,  for  on  14th  July 
Bobby  held  his  first  brief  at  the  Winchester  County 
Quarter  Sessions.  A  fortnight  later,  his  barrister's 
gown  was  flung  off,  never  to  be  resumed,  on  his  putting 
on  the  khaki  uniform  of  the  6th  (Territorial)  Battalion 
of  the  Hampshire  Regiment  in  the  training  camp  at 
Bulford,  where  he  joined  his  regiment  on  25th  July. 
Although  his  time  with  Mr.  Goddard  was  thus  cut  down 
to  less  than  three  months,  the  latter  retains  a  vivid  re- 
collection of  his  pupil.  He  says  : 

"  Very  soon  I  came  to  regard  Palmer  as  a  man  who 
would  rank  with  the  foremost  lawyers  of  his  generation. 
His  grasp  of  legal  principles  can  only  be  described  as 
intuitive ;  all  he  needed  to  learn  was  the  everyday 
practice.  He  was,  however,  far  from  being  merely  an 
academic  lawyer.  He  had  both  the  instinct  of  the  ad- 
vocate and  the  skill  of  the  draftsman.  I  well  remember 
how  in  the  first  week  he  tackled  a  heavy  set  of 
papers  that  would  have  bewildered  most  men  starting  in 
chambers,  and  drew  a  pleading  which  I  signed  without 
alteration.  A  little  later  I  asked  him  to  help  me  with  an 
arbitration  that  I  had  to  leave  for  a  time.  At  the  con- 
clusion, the  arbitrator,  Mr.  Boydell  Houghton,  K.C. 
(and  no  one  could  be  a  better  judge),  asked  me  who  he 
was.  '  I  never  heard,'  said  he,  '  a  young  man  ask  his 
questions  so  well  or  handle  a  case  better.  What  a  future 
there  is  for  him ! '  I  remember  saying  that,  since  I  had 
been  pupil  to  Sir  John  Simon  at  Oxford,  I  had  never  met 
anyone  who  had  impressed  me  so  much.  WTien  his  name 
appeared  on  the  Roll  of  Honour,  Houghton  recalled  the 
incident  to  me,  saying  he  should  never  forget  the  way  he 
did  the  case.  I  keep  his  fee-book  as  a  recollection.  There 
are  just  three  entries  in  it.  There  was  the  pity  of  it: 
he  had  not  had  his  chance.  The  War  has  robbed  the 
Bar  of  many  to  whom  reputation  had  already  come,  but 
though  his  name  was  as  yet  unknown  in  the  Courts,  it  is 


no      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

my  firm  belief  that  in  Palmer's  death  our  profession 
sustained  its  most  grievous  loss.  There  was  no  position 
to  which  he  might  not  and  would  not  have  risen. 

"  But  what  I  like  best  to  remember,  and  what  I 
chiefly  miss,  is  his  companionship  in  chambers.  I  wish 
I  could  think  I  had  taught  him  a  tithe  of  what  he 
taught  me.  I  was  proud  to  have  him  as  a  pupil, 
but  I  am  infinitely  more  proud  to  remember  that  for 
three  months  we  were  together  daily  in  chambers  as 
friends." 

There  is  little  more  left  for  me  to  record  of  Bobby's 
life  as  a  civilian.  In  those  twenty-six  years  his  character 
blossomed  into  such  beauty  and  goodness  that  it  seemed 
to  many  of  us  that  his  short  life  (brilliant  and  so  full  of 
splendid  promise)  was  as  near  to  being  the  perfect  one  as 
it  is  given  to  men  to  live,  and  that  "  he  did  not  need  any 
more  discipline,  he  was  already  so  good."  1  His  last  two 
years  in  England  of  deepening  experience  of  the  driving 
force  of  material  life  in  London,  East  and  West,  served 
but  to  intensify  his  desire  for  the  ascendancy  of  spiritual 
claims.  He  foresaw,  I  think  with  great  anxiety,  the 
fierceness  of  the  coming  struggle  between  these  two 
incompatible  hostile  powers.  "  I  should  like  to  see 
monasteries  in  our  Church,"  he  once  observed,  "  if  only 
for  the  comfort  of  knowing  one  could  retire  to  them  in 
one's  old  age." 

Meanwhile,  in  the  absence  of  such  retreats,  Black- 
moor  afforded  him  a  satisfactory  substitute.  His  last 
irresponsible  days  there  were  occupied  in  taking  a  census 
of  the  birds'  nests  in  the  garden.  He  traced  a  map  of  the 
grounds  with  careful  accuracy,  on  which  every  nest  was 
marked  and  numbered  ;  the  census  accounted  for  two 
hundred  and  eighteen  nests  of  twenty-seven  different 
species.  His  father  and  he  spent  hours  upon  the  search, 

1  This  was  said  of  him  by  his  cousin,  Viscount  Grey  of  Falloden. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     in 

and  I  recollect  their  pleasure  over  their  latest  discoveries 
of  nests  of  a  jay,  a  nightjar,  and  a  pied  wagtail. 

In  my  last  walk  with  Bobby  at  Black  moor  I  remember 
that,  in  going  across  the  park,  we  came  upon  the  scene  of  a 
successful  plant  laid  for  me,  not  long  before,  by  my 
irreverent  nephews.  It  was  a  rabbit's  burrow,  where 
roman  tiles  and  sherds  were  to  be  had  for  the  digging. 
Inveigled  into  an  antiquarian  search,  I  had  discovered 
there  some  black  pottery  of  entirely  different  pattern  to 
any  found  before,  and  my  unsuspicious  zeal  received  a 
shock  on  deciphering  the  inscription  "  Cur  es  tarn  viridis  ?  " 
thoughtfully  scratched  on  one  of  the  pieces  by  Bobby. 

From  the  scene  of  my  humiliation  we  wandered  into 
a  little  fir  wood  discussing  his  Oxford  House  work  and 
various  socialist  theories.  The  afternoon  sun  shone  on 
the  tall  stems  of  the  young  firs  and  turned  them  into 
slender  columns  of  burning  red  gold.  Bobby  delighted  in 
the  aisles  of  resinous  pillars,  and  he  told  me  that  he  loved 
this  spot  above  all  the  beautiful  woody  delights  of  his 
home. 

The  6th  Hampshire  Regiment  assembled  for  their 
fifteen  days'  annual  training  at  Bulf ord  Camp  on  Salisbury 
Plain  during  the  last  week  of  July  1914,  when  all  Europe 
was  resounding  with  the  baying  of  the  dogs  of  war. 
Bobby,  who,  as  a  subaltern  in  the  "  G "  (Petersfield) 
Company,  had  joined  the  regiment  in  the  previous  year, 
was  interested  in  watching  an  unaccustomed  phase  of 
human  society.  He  philosophically  set  forth  the  con- 
clusion of  his  observations  in  these  words  : 

"  There  is  a  temptation  in  camp  to  cover  one's  ignor- 
ance by  officiousness,  and  the  main  difficulty  is  to  steer  a 
course  between  that  and  a  slackness  prompted  by  diffi- 
dence. One  is  expected,  I  think,  to  develop  a  spirit  of 
petty  criticism,  and  I  find  myself  taking  a  sudden  interest 
in  the  position  of  privates'  thumbs  or  the  fastening  of 
their  buttons ;  but  the  effectiveness  is  rather  marred 


112      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

when  I  find  my  own  sword  is  back  to  front  or  the  haversack 
where  Nature  never  intended  it  to  be.  The  anomalous 
thing  is  that  most  of  the  time  the  whole  aim  of  existence 
is  to  do  exactly  what  everyone  else  is  doing — a  most 
corrupting  and  devertebrating  effort — and  then,  suddenly, 
chunks  of  responsibility  are  thrown  at  one :  mostly  pseudo 
in  camp,  because  your  responsibility  is  as  much  (or  more) 
in  the  manner  of  doing  a  thing  as  in  the  doing  of  it." 

He  summarized  the  reasons  for  enjoying  camp-life 
under  four  heads  :  "  (1)  That  one  feels  so  well  with  open 
air  and  hard  marching.  (2)  That  it  is  gratifying  to  find 
that  men  have  been  ordered  by  King  George  to  do  what 
you  tell  them.  The  pleasure  of  ordering  people  about  is 
greater  than  the  irksomeness  of  being  ordered  about. 

(3)  There  is  a  kind  of  primitive  charm  in  dressing  up  in 
uniform   and  moving  about  elaborately,  with  the  added 
self-satisfaction  of  feeling  that  England  depends  on  you. 

(4)  It  is  a  great  relief  to  take  a  turn  at  being  a  cog  in  the 
machine,  with  no  worries. 

"Of  these,  No.  2  must,  I  think,  be  the  essential  one, 
since  it  is  the  only  one  that  distinguishes  camp-life  from 
penal  servitude." 

This  halcyon  condition  of  camp-life  was  abruptly 
ended  by  the  mobilization  which  followed  the  declaration 
of  war  on  4th  August.  The  next  day  Bobby  was  sent 
to  take  charge  of  one  of  the  forts  which  form  the  defences 
of  Portsmouth. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  BULFORD  CAMP, 
August  12,  1914. 

"  We  had  a  very  hard  week  last  week.  We  got  the 
order  to  move  on  the  Monday  morning,  but  owing  to 
lack  of  trains  we  didn't  get  away  till  Tuesday  morning. 
Then  we  had  to  march  into  Salisbury  twelve  miles,  and 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     113 

out  from  Portsmouth  to  Hilsea  three  more ;  and  owing 
to  the  transport  service  being  mobilized,  the  men  got 
no  food  to  speak  of  after  leaving  here.  Then  first  thing 
Wednesday  we  were  drafted  out  to  our  various  forts 
(mine  was  Fort  Monckton),  where  I  was  in  sole  charge 
when  you  came  over.  I  quite  enjoyed  that  for  the  few 
days,  though  it  was  uncomfortable  and  sleepless.  The 
General  came  round  one  day  and  said  I  was  a  born  soldier, 
on  the  strength  of  which  I  have  decided  to  grow  a  mous- 
tache pro  tern.  This  was  General  Kelly,  who  commands 
the  Portsmouth  defences.  We  were  relieved  on  Sunday, 
and  returned  to  Hilsea  (where  was  the  camp  of  the 
battalion),  hoping  for  a  day  or  two's  rest.  Instead  of 
which  we  got  orders  to  march  that  same  evening.  We 
set  out  at  7  p.m.,  and  we  reached  Bulford  Camp  at  6  a.m. 

"  We  rested  pretty  well  on  Monday,  but  have  now 
begun  a  strenuous  course  of  training,  which  will  be 
extremely  unpleasant,  but  very  good  for  us:  drill  and 
physical  exercises  every  day  ;  strict  inspections  of  kit, 
rifles,  etc.,  and  route  marches  every  few  days.  The  great 
defect  seems  to  be  that  ammunition  is  too  precious  to 
let  us  practise  musketry. 

"  Several  of  our  officers  are  volunteering  for  service  in 
Belgium,  and  I  had  to  think  over  whether  I  ought  to  do 
the  same.  But  I  don't  see  that  I  ought,  as  I  am  doing 
a  necessary  job  here  and  one  which  I  am  less  unfit  for. 
I  don't  want  to  go  abroad,  and  there  are  more  fellows 
that  do  than  will  be  allowed  to  go.  If  there  is  a  general 
call  for  volunteers  later  on  when  I  am  trained,  I  may 
feel  obliged  to  offer  to  go ;  but  I  should  dislike  it  above 
all  things  !  Meanwhile  I  think  I  am  doing  a  fair  share 
if  I  work  my  hardest  here.  It  is  hard  to  see  how  long 
this  war  will  last.  The  expenses  seem  to  forbid  its  being 
long,  but  the  strength  of  each  side's  forts  seem  equally  to 
forbid  its  being  short.  Perhaps  this  points  to  a  collapse 
before  either  side  has  crushed  the  other." 
15 


H4      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

The  week  which  followed  the  return  to  Bulford 
must  have  proved  a  severe  test  to  Bobby's  serenity. 
Starvation  rations,  overcrowded  tents,  defective  sanitary 
arrangements,  an  appalling  deficiency  of  equipment  of 
clothes,  boots,  rifles ;  **  all  their  blankets  pinched  from 
them  to  supply  the  wants  of  Lord  Kitchener's  new  army," 
no  musketry  practice  obtainable  from  lack  of  ammunition, 
painful  consciousness  of  incompetency  and  ignorance  in 
officers,  non-commissioned  officers,  and  men — all  these 
shortcomings  reared  their  hydra  heads  in  paralysing 
discouragement  against  the  sorely-tried  Territorials. 
Bobby's  letters  "  groused  "  a  little  during  these  days. 
Then  on  the  18th  of  August,  he  wrote  : 

"  We  are  getting  some  of  the  men's  wants  supplied, 
thanks  to  a  hot  report  from  the  General,  who  came  round 
on  Saturday  and  who  reported  that  this  brigade  is  the 
worst  equipped  he  has  ever  seen." 

From  that  date,  conditions  continued  to  amend  ;  and 
Bobby,  now  promoted  to  be  a  full  Lieutenant,  was  gladdened 
by  the  men's  progress  in  physical  fitness  and  discipline. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  6th  HANTS, 

BULFORD  CAMP,  SALISBURY  PLAIN, 
August  30,  1914. 

"  I  was  quite  right  in  thinking  that  K.1  was  determined 
to  get  us  to  volunteer.  He  has  sent  round  a  paper,  which 
I  am  sending  to  Papa,  explaining  the  gravity  of  the 
situation,  and  implying  that  he  wants  every  unmarried 
man  to  volunteer  for  foreign  service.  Every  officer  and 
man  is  to  be  asked  definitely  to-morrow  whether  he  will 
join  the  Foreign  Service  Division  or  the  Home  Defence 
Division.  If  sixty  per  cent,  volunteer,  we  shall  go  as  a 
battalion ;  if  fewer,  then  composite  battalions  will  be 

1  Lord  Kitchener. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      115 

formed.  In  any  case  the  volunteers  will  be  separately 
trained  from  1st  September  onwards.  Now  that  the 
call  is  made  like  this,  I  think  it  is  clearly  up  to  me  to 
say  I'll  go ;  but  I  don't  intend  to  try  to  persuade  any  of 
the  men  unless  they  see  it  as  a  duty,  particularly  not  the 
married  ones. 

"I  think  in  effect  a  good  deal  of  moral  pressure  will 
be  applied  to  secure  the  sixty  per  cent.,  which  seems  to 
me  unfair,  unless  K.  and  the  Government  are  prepared  to 
go  in  for  compulsory  levies.  To  apply  pressure  to  a 
body  merely  because  it  is  easily  accessible  is  as  unfair 
as  taxing  land  because  it  is  easily  taxed.  And  it  is 
specially  unfair  when  a  set  of  men  have  gone  with  you 
one  mile  to  compel  them  to  go  twain  before  compelling 
the  shirkers  to  get  a  move  on  at  all. 

"  Of  course,  if  they  are  going  to  make  a  universal 
levy,  the  situation  justifies  them  in  making  it  first  on  the 
most  easily  handled  section  of  the  public  ;  but  I'm  afraid 
the  Cabinet  will  cling  to  the  name  of  a  voluntary  system 
until  they  have  dragooned  everyone  on  whom  they  can 
turn  the  screw  into  volunteering.  .  .  . 

"  You  give  me  no  news  of  the  family  in  your  letters, 
but  perhaps  you  haven't  heard  any.  I  should  greatly  like 
to  know  which  of  my  relatives  have  joined  regiments,  which 
have  gone  abroad,  etc.,  and  the  same  of  friends  such  as  the 
Kindergarten,  the  Hatfield  push  (Sidney  Peel,  Charlie  Mills, 
John  Gore,  etc.),  and  any  other  acquaintance." 

In  September  the  battalion  moved  to  Bustard  Camp 
on  Salisbury  Plain,  where  it  was  divided  into  foreign  and 
home  battalions.  Bobby  was  then  given  command  of 
"  F "  Company  of  the  Foreign  Service  Battalion,  a 
company  which  comprised  men  from  his  home  neighbour- 
hood and  from  the  outlying  villages  and  Petersfield. 

On  13th  September  Luly  joined  up,  to  the  great  pleasure 


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of  his  brother,  who  was  much  attracted  by  another  newly- 
joined  subaltern,  Mr.  Purefoy  Causton,  son  of  the  Master  of 
St.  Cross  at  Winchester  and  a  member  of  Bobby's  College 
at  Oxford,  where  he  was  reading  for  Greats. 

When  the  final  orders  of  the  War  Office  announced 
that  the  Wessex  Division  (including  the  6th  Hampshire 
Regiment)  was  to  be  dispatched  to  India,  Bobby,  Luly 
and  Mr.  Purefoy  Causton  were  delighted  with  the  prospect, 
while  their  respective  families  felt  much  relief  in  the 
hope  that  their  destination  was  to  comparatively  safe 
regions. 

On  4th  October  Bobby  wrote  home  : 

"  At  last  definite  news.  We  march  from  here  (Bustard 
Camp)  Thursday  night  and  embark  at  Southampton  early 
Friday  morning,  the  9th.  It  must  take  all  day  Friday  to 
get  the  whole  division  on  board,  and  so  I  have  great 
hopes  that  Top  will  be  able  to  get  a  glimpse  of  us. 

"  Our  station  in  India  is  to  be  Dinapur,  a  suburb  of 
Patna,  on  the  Ganges,  a  hundred  and  thirty  miles  below 
Benares.  I  would  much  have  preferred  to  be  north  and 
closer  to  the  great  cities  ;  as  it  is,  Benares  and  Allahabad 
will  be  the  only  ones  within  comfortable  reach,  and 
Calcutta  ten  hours  away.  One  consolation  is  that  our 
hill-station  is  Darjeeling.  I  am  further  cheered  by 

X ,  who  has  been  five  years  in  Dinapur  and  liked  it 

very  much.  He  says  it  is  a  good  climate  and  very  good 
duck-shooting  to  be  got.  He  takes  the  military  point  of 
view,  as  I  heard  him  say  :  '  There's  nothing  to  see  at 
Benares ;  it's  where  the  Parsis  (sic)  bury  or  burn  their 
corpses  ;  as  a  matter  of  fact,  I  think  they  give  'em  to 
the  vultures  to  eat.'  That's  the  sort  of  remark  Gokhale 
&  Co.  overhear  from  soldiers  who  have  lived  in  India  five 
years  1 

"  One  can  imagine  Gore's  *  feelings  if  an  Indian,  after 
living  five  years  in  England,  declared  there  was  nothing 

1  Dr.  Charles  Gore,  then  Bishop  of  Oxford. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     117 

to  see  at  Canterbury  except  the  mortuary  of  a  Christian 
Scientist  or  something.  .  .  . 

"  Unlimited  numbers  of  old  packs  of  cards,  large  and 
small,  will  be  very  acceptable ;  also  some  old  Punches, 
etc.,  for  the  men  :  no  room  for  very  many.  My  kit  is 
complete  except  for  a  Kodak.  Will  you  buy  me  a  Brownie 
No.  2  ?  I  think  Luly  wants  one  too ;  they  only  cost 
ten  shillings.  We  are  extremely  busy  getting  straight. 
The  Brigadier  inspects  us  to-morrow  and  K.  later." 

Four  days  earlier,  the  brothers  had  come  over  to 
Blackmoor  for  their  final  leave-taking.  To  my  eyes 
Bobby  had  never  looked  so  delightful  as  he  did  on  that 
day,  with  his  springing  step,  youthful  grace  and  dignity 
giving  distinction  to  the  ugly  khaki  uniform,  and  with 
his  beautiful  face  illuminated  by  his  serene  purity  of  brow 
and  delicious  smile  that  flashed  with  fun  and  affection. 
The  pulse  of  these  two  golden  autumnal  days  beat  on  in 
poignant  endurance ;  and  at  their  end  both  sons  and 
parents  parted  with  cheery  courage  in  full  consciousness 
of  their  double  sacrifice,  for,  while  Bobby  and  Luly 
disliked  military  service  and  abhorred  the  interruption 
it  had  made  to  their  civil  careers,  their  parents  realized 
only  too  keenly  what  their  patriotism  might  entail. 


CHAPTER  VII 
INDIA,  1914-1915 

THE  voyage  to  India  in  war-time  afforded  a  sharp  contrast 
to  that  of  Bobby's  experience  three  years  previously. 
The  Ulionia  was  one  of  eleven  transports,  escorted  by 
the  cruisers  Bacchante  and  Euryalus,  steaming  with 
masked  lights  at  the  cautious  pace  of  ten  to  eleven  knots 
an  hour.  She  had  less  deck-space  than  a  Channel  boat, 
and  Bobby's  company  had  to  parade  on  the  top  of  a 
horse-box.  Physical  exercises  and  deck  games  were 
impossible.  The  ship  was  extremely  dirty  and  her 
minute  cabins  sweltered  with  heat  from  the  kitchen 
hot  steam  pipes,  which  (as  the  vessel  was  fitted  for  the 
Atlantic  passage  and  not  for  the  Red  Sea)  ran  through 
every  cabin. 

Bobby's  recreations  during  the  voyage  included  the 
reading  of  Bernhardi,  Gibbon,  Meredith's  Sandra  Belloni, 
and  books  on  India,  hygiene,  etc.,  and  the  welcoming 
of  occasional  visits  on  deck  of  various  land-birds.  "  I 
never  remember  so  many  kinds  before,"  he  wrote.  "  Be- 
tween Gibraltar  and  Malta  these  included  a  thrush,  a 
robin,  one,  if  not  two,  kinds  of  finch,  a  turtle-dove,  an 
owl,  a  night -jar,  also  a  falcon  and  a  quail."  In  the  Suez 
Canal  he  noted  "  an  unfamiliar  finch,  a  greyish  wagtail, 
and  a  purple  kingfisher  perched  on  the  boat.  I  also  saw 
two  kinds  of  swallow,  a  stork,  pied  kingfishers,  dotterels, 
carrion  crows  and  a  coot." 

The  Ultonia  reached  Bombay  on  8th  November,  where 
the  6th  Battalion  of  the  Hampshire  Regiment  was  entrained 

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ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      119 

for  Dinapur  and  arrived  there  on  14th  November. 
Bobby's  Company  "  F,"  (with  "  G "  and  "  H,"  under 
Major  Wyatt's  command),  went  from  thence  to  Dum-Dum 
to  relieve  a  detachment  of  the  Royal  Fusiliers  ;  and  on 
2nd  December,  Bobby  was  again  moved  with  part  of  his 
company  to  relieve  another  detachment  of  Royal  Fusiliers 
at  Barrackpore. 

While  there  he  confessed  in  a  letter  to  his  mother  the 
reasons  which  made  him  dislike  the  military  profession  : 

"It  is  the  unrelieved  dullness  of  soldiering  which 
makes  it  to  me  an  astonishing  profession  for  anyone  to 
select.  I  never  before  met  an  occupation  in  which  it  was 
impossible  not  to  be  continually  looking  forward  to  the 
moment  when  one  would  get  off  duty.  I  suppose  all 
factory  hands  do,  which  is  the  root  of  social  unrest. 
Our  fortnight's  training  was  different — a  kind  of  picnic. 
Now  we  do  interminable  squad  drill,  which  means  endless 
repetition  of  wholly  uninteresting  exercises  and  the 
concentration  of  one's  faculties  on  the  detection  of  trivial 
mistakes.  It  requires  a  great  effort  of  imagination  to 
keep  in  view  the  connection  between  these  minutiae  and 
the  avenging  of  Lou  vain. 

One  gets  to  know  and  like  the  men  well  enough,  and 
that  gives  one  some  human  interest ;  but,  at  the  same 
time,  it  makes  drill  to  me  all  the  more  tiresome,  because 
the  duty  of  nagging  perpetually  comes  between  you  and 
them,  or  seems  to.  But  one  learns  the  mystic  fact  that 
one  can,  at  times,  make  a  man  like  you  more  even  by  or 
in  punishing  him." 

A  few  days  after  the  date  of  this  letter,  Barrackpore 
was  taken  over  by  the  10th  Middlesex,  and  Major  Wyatt's 
whole  detachment  proceeded  to  Agra,  whither  the  rest 
of  the  6th  Hampshires  had  moved  from  Dinapur. 

Agra  held  two  powerful  attractions  for  Bobby  :  the 
presence  of  his  friend  Professor  Raju  at  St.  John's  College, 


120     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

and  the  Taj,  which  he  felt  to  possess  a  unique  "  per- 
sonal ascendancy  over  him  the  moment  he  entered  its 
presence." 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  AGRA, 
January  13,  1915. 

"  I  have  got  over,  I  think,  the  depression  which  this 
beastly  routine  used  to  induce  from  time  to  time.  I 
think  it  was  partly  the  dulness  and  partly  the  war,  which 
at  times  overwhelms  one  as  the  annihilation  of  all  that 
makes  it  better  to  be  alive  than  dead  :  a  fit  which  reason 
and  the  memory  of  Bernhardi  can  sometimes  dispel — not 
always. 

"  I  find  the  greatest  comfort  and  refreshment  is  to 
switch  my  mind  into  another  world  whenever  possible. 
The  birds  are  the  greatest  resource  in  this  respect.  As 
long  as  I'm  awake  my  mind  must  run  on  something, 
like  a  motor-engine  ;  and  whenever  I'm  out  I  can  run 
it  on  to  the  birds  and  forget  I'm  in  uniform. 

"  The  second  great  refreshment  is  the  Taj,  which  is 
almost  the  only  building,  and  one  of  the  very  few  sights, 
which  affects  one  through  the  eyes  as  music  does  through 
the  ears.  About  once  in  ten  days  I  get  down  there  with 
somebody  or  alone,  and  sit  in  the  garden  and  look  at  it : 
and  as  you  look,  it  grows  and  fills  your  whole  mind,  so 
that  the  motor  stops  and  you  become  quite  passive, 
which  is  delicious.  I  have  felt  the  same  occasionally 
inside  St.  Paul's  and  Winchester  Cathedral ;  but  apart 
from  them,  only  big  mountains  and  music  have  that 
peculiar  charm. 

"...  I  dined  with  the  colonel  of  the  native  regi- 
ment here  on  Saturday,  but  met  nobody  of  interest. 
I  tackled  the  two  women  next  me  on  the  way  they  all 
ignore  the  native  population,  and  they  answered,  of  course, 
that  having  to  manage  native  servants  is  so  aggravating, 


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that  the  only  way  to  keep  sane  is  to  forget  whenever 
possible  that  there  are  such  beings  at  all,  which  was  the 
Louis  XV.  way  of  regarding  the  poor,  and  is  the  nega- 
tion of  the  'Commonwealth.'  What  I  saw  of  the  Cal- 
cutta ladies  there  quite  confirmed  my  impressions.  Not 
only  do  they  seem  unaware  of  the  coloured  population's 
existence,  but  some  of  them  must  live  permanently 
indoors.  I  asked  one  of  them  about  Darjeeling,  and  she 
described  exhaustively  the  various  social  functions  there  ; 
but  from  her  description  of  the  place  it  might  have  been 
Johannesburg  or  Port  Said  or  anywhere  else." 

The  horror  of  war,  which  to  the  end  haunted  Bobby, 
shadowed  many  of  his  earlier  letters  from  India. 

To  THE  REV.  RONALD  KNOX 

"  AGRA, 
January  4,  1915. 

"It  is  curious  that  the  absence  of  news  (we  only  get 
meagre  Reuter's  summaries  three  days  old),  instead  of 
increasing  the  suspense,  puts  the  whole  war  into  the 
background  in  a  way  which  would  be  inconceivable  in 
England.  Still,  it  is  a  horrible  time,  even  with  all  these 
stimulants  to  the  imagination  absent.  At  times  I  feel 
uncannily  oppressed,  almost  stifled.  The  whole  process 
of  self-enslavement  in  order  to  become  proficient  at 
slaughtering  men  is  so  odious.  At  such  times  my  greatest 
comfort  is  Bernhardi.  Of  course  you  have  read  him  : 
the  moment  I  did  so  I  felt  quite  happy  to  be  fighting 
his  pestilential  creed  ;  and  if  one  has  got  to  be  shot,  I 
can  conceive  no  cause  I  had  rather  be  shot  in,  because 
it  is  a  question  of  everything  that  I  value  both  in  religion 
and  by  English  instinct." 


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122     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

To  THE  VISCOUNTESS  HOWICK 

"February  II,  1915. 

"  It  just  shows  how  silly  soldiers  or  most  of  them  are, 
that  they  went  out  to  the  war  expecting  it  to  be  fun. 
Whereas  any  sane  man  with  a  grain  of  imagination  knows 
that  it  is  so  horrible  as  to  make  one  sick.  That  is  where 
the  middle-class  Socialist  is  much  more  in  touch  with  life's 
realities  than  a  public-school  boy,  bred  to  an  artificial 
or  rather  atavistic  view  of  war.  Never  having  had  any 
illusions,  I  dare  say  I  should  find  the  Front  less  intolerable 
than  some,  who  have  had  a  big  disappointment." 

To  THE  VISCOUNT  WOLMER 

"  AGRA, 
February  4,  1915. 

"  How  odd  you  should  be  at  Fort  Monckton  ! l  I  hope 
you  find  the  bed  as  comfortable  as  I  did,  in  the  spacious 
officers'  quarters.  After  the  first  night  I  preferred  the 
floor,  not  having  any  mattress  or  bedding,  bar  one 
regimental  blanket.  Also  the  washing  arrangements 
must  be  delicious  in  February.  The  walk  round  the 
ramparts  is  very  refreshing  and  ozoney,  especially  the 
'  twice  by  night '  part ;  and  I  hope  there  is  a  brass 
plate  to  mark  the  spot  where  General  Kelly  said  I  was 
a  born  soldier.  However,  I  expect  anything  is  better 
than  the  Isle  of  Wight :  you  aren't  so  very  far  from 
Blackmoor  after  all. 

"  I  expect  if  you  or  I  go  to  the  Front,  we  shall  find 
it  less  intolerable  than  some  do,  because  we've  no  illusions 
about  it.  Most  of  the  idiots  here  are  itching  to  get  there 
and  imagine  they  will  have  a  glorious  time.  I  have 

1  Wolmer  was  a  captain  in  the  3rd  Battalion,  The  Hampshire  Regi- 
ment, at  that  time  in  charge  of  the  Forts  of  Portsmouth. 


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always  felt  quite  sure  that  fighting  would  be  the  limit 
of  beastliness,  and  it  will  do  the  reality  credit  if  it  sur- 
passes my  expectations. 

"  Last  night  we  had  a  thunderstorm  here  from  6  to 
7  p.m.  in  the  course  of  which  it  hailed  for  twenty  minutes, 
the  best  walnut  size.  Result  is  that  all  roads  and  fields 
are  flooded  on  low  ground,  and  the  leaves  are  stripped 
from  the  trees  and  hedges  as  if  a  swarm  of  locusts 
had  passed  along.  Innumerable  birds  must  have  been 
killed.  They  picked  up  150  crows  in  the  Fort,  and  lots 
of  other  birds,  even  kites,  were  killed.  I  found  nine 
lovely  bee-eaters  together,  all  little  St.  Stephens  as  Lolly l 
would  say." 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"  AGRA, 
February  3,  1915. 

"  I  had  a  great  day  on  Saturday  at  Bhurtpur  shoot,  or 
rather  super-shoot ;  because  the  whole  thing  was  on  a  truly 
rajah-like  scale.  Radwell,  Curtis,  and  I  from  the  6th  Hants 
and  two  others,  Hammond  and  Murray,  managed  to  reach 
the  Residency  at  Bhurtpur  at  9.15.  There  we  found  a  crowd 
and  bustle  more  like  the  entraining  of  a  battalion  (though 
far  better  managed)  than  a  mere  shoot.  We  were  given 
our  orders  for  the  campaign,  including  instructions,  & 
game  card,  and  a  map.  From  these  documents  it  appeared 
that  there  were  42  guns  and  400  beaters,  besides  126 
pickers-up  and  8  elephants ;  so  no  wonder  it  required 
some  organization. 

"My  butt  was  No.  35,  and  I  had  to  drive  about  a 
mile  along  a  causeway  built  out  of  the  jhil.  The  jhil 
is  a  large  marshy  expanse  of  several  square  miles,  full  of 
reeds  and  rushes  with  larger  trees  thickly  sprinkled,  so 
that  you  never  could  see  more  than  a  small  area  of  the 
jhil  at  one  time.  My  butt  was  on  an  island  about  150 

»  Lady  Laura  Ridding. 


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yards  to  the  left  of  the  causeway.  As  we  drove  along 
the  latter,  we  got  glimpses  through  the  trees  of  vast 
flocks  of  water  birds  of  all  descriptions,  grey  cranes  among 
the  reeds  trumpeting,  white  flamingoes,  herons  fishing, 
and  on  the  tree-tops  plovers  and  sandpipers  on  the 
mud-banks,  geese  and  ducks,  egrets  and  ibises,  stilts 
and  cormorants,  pelicans  and  bitterns,  a  most  fascinating 
profusion,  like  the  sands  of  the  seashore  for  number, 
and  including,  it  seemed,  almost  as  many  species  as  the 
British  Isles  could  show  together.  Just  opposite  my 
butt,  the  other  side  of  the  causeway,  was  a  flock  of  geese, 
covering  about  three  acres. 

"  To  reach  the  butt  I  had  to  embark  in  a  queer  little 
tin  tub,  which  was  partly  towed  and  partly  shoved  through 
the  fen  by  the  three  coolies  who  were  attached  to  the  butt 
as  pickers-up.  My  island  was  circular  in  shape  and 
about  8  feet  in  diameter.  On  it  had  been  constructed  a 
butt  of  green  boughs,  inside  of  which  was  a  shooting-seat 
and  trestles  supporting  an  open  box  for  cartridges  in  two 
divisions ;  also  a  basket  with  soda-water,  fruit,  and 
sandwiches.  It  was  a  perfect  day,  light  cloud  hiding  the 
sun,  and  quite  cool  and  calm. 

"  At  last  the  bugle  to  start  the  shooting  sounded,  and 
almost  immediately  a  pintail  came  across  my  front  at 
about  25  yards,  nicely  up.  I  hit  him  hard  both  barrels, 
but  failed  to  bring  him  down  ;  as  a  matter  of  fact  it 
proved  to  be  about  the  easiest  shot  I  had  that  day. 

My  shot  raised  the  geese  and  a  small  detachment  were 
coming  my  way,  so  I  reloaded  with  No.  3's.  By  the  time 
they  reached  me  they  were  high  and  sheering  off  on  seeing 
the  butt,  but  one  came  within  shot,  and  the  first  barrel 
caught  him  full  where  the  neck  joins  the  breast  and  he 
fell  like  a  stone.  This  bucked  me  up  and  I  had  a  busy 
ten  minutes.  Small  lots  or  single  birds  were  passing 
pretty  continuously,  each  a  little  higher  and  wider  than 
the  last,  but  I  was  very  much  on  the  spot,  and  got  eight 


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down  out  of  the  first  ten  or  twelve,  each  a  first-rate  shot ; 
after  which  I  lost  count. 

"  Taking  it  all  round,  I  don't  think  I  have  ever  shot 
better.  Every  third  or  fourth  time  I  managed  to  pull 
one  down,  to  my  great  surprise  and  jubilation  ;  and  a 
large  portion  of  these  were  clean  killed.  After  the  first 
hour  things  got  quieter,  the  birds  being  fewer  and  higher 
than  ever ;  and  I  only  shot  about  one  in  four  or  five 
minutes.  The  geese  had  kept  200  feet  and  more  up 
ever  since  the  first  go  off,  but  a  single  one  came  exactly 
over  me  now,  as  I  thought  just  out  of  range.  However, 
I  saluted  it  with  3's,  and  to  my  astonishment  it  came 
crashing  down  about  100  yards  behind  me  in  a  large 
bed  of  reeds. 

"  When  the  bugle  went  for  luncheon  I  examined  the 
bag,  and  found  they  had  picked  up  28,  composed 
of  a  great  variety  of  birds.  The  most  prominent  bird 
about  was  the  pintail,  which  is  large  and  very  handsome  ; 
the  commonest  was  the  teal.  There  were  several  I  had 
not  shot  before,  and  one  bird,  the  spot-billed  duck,  quite 
new  to  me. 

"  I  was  towed  to  shore  and  driven  to  a  kind  of  Durbar 
camp,  a  sumptuous  luncheon  marquee  with  the  table  laid 
for  fifty.  The  guns  included  three  Rajahs,  the  Lieutenant- 
Go  vernor  of  Burma,  and  various  other  nobs.  Patiala 
and  Dholpur  had  each  bagged  over  100,  and  the  crack 
British  gun  who  lives  there,  one  Cruikshank,  had  140.  I 
reckon  that  he  would  have  got  100  where  I  was.  I  fired 
at  about  150  birds,  of  which  he  would  have  got  perhaps 
40  as  certainties  and  about  half  the  remainder.  The 
morning's  bag  totalled  1490,  and  included  grey-lag 
goose,  a  few  mallard,  pintail,  gadwall,  spot-bill  duck, 
wigeon,  shoveller,  red-crested  pochard,  pochard,  white- 
eye  and  teal. 

"  We  got  back  after  a  very  good  luncheon  to  our  butts, 
and  the  bugle  sounded  again  at  8.30.  Birds  were  much 


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scarcer  and  higher  than  ever.  I  was  shooting  even  better 
in  the  afternoon,  which  I  don't  often  do,  and  I  got  some 
of  the  most  glorious  high  teal  I  have  ever  seen.  I  had 
the  satisfaction  of  finishing  up  with  three  consecutive 
beauties — a  teal,  a  shoveller  and  a  gadwall,  the  last  being 
high,  crossing  at  over  50  yards.  My  total  bag  was  17 
for  the  afternoon,  or  45  in  all,  made  up  as  follows  : 
1  grey-lag  goose,  5  pintail,  4  gadwall,  3  spot-bill  duck, 
5  shoveller,  3  red-crested  pochard,  4  white-eye,  18  common 
teal,  1  teal  (?),  1  common  pochard.  I  fired  320  cartridges 
in  all,  which  is  equal  to  seven  per  bird  picked  up.  Anyway, 
it  works  out  at  bringing  down  every  fourth  bird  I  fired  at ; 
and  if  you'd  seen  the  birds  you  would  have  agreed  that 
that  was  extremely  good  for  me. 

"  Starting  at  6.30,  we  got  back  to  Agra  at  8.40.  So 
ended  a  glorious  day." 

His  next  leave,  on  12th  February,  was  spent  in  a  visit 
to  Delhi  and  Muttra.  Of  Muttra  he  wrote  : 

"  The  city  is,  I  think,  the  most  fascinating  I  have 
seen — the  only  one  to  beat  it  might  be  Benares.  Muttra 
is  very  sacred  and  the  scene  of  many  Krishna  legends, 
and  a  centre  of  Vishnu  worship.  Consequently  it  is 
thronged  with  pilgrims  and  fakirs.  The  streets  are 
paved,  the  fronts  of  the  houses  rich  with  stone  carving, 
temples  frequent,  and  the  whole  teeming  like  a  beehive. 
Along  the  Jamna  bank  are  bathing  ghats ;  a  paved  street 
runs  along  behind  them,  and  presents  a  kaleidoscope 
of  devotional  pictures.  This  aspect  of  Hinduism  is  the 
only  one  which  attracts  me  at  all ;  some  people  are 
repelled  by  it,  with  its  paint-daubs,  ashes,  matted  hair, 
genuflexions,  ablutions  and  other  uncouth  circumstances  ; 
but  it  all  seems  to  me  a  very  genuine  and  human  expression 
of  the  instinct  of  propitiation  and  purification. 

"  The  place  is  full  of  holy  men  of  all  kinds.  There 
has  just  been  an  extra  big  feast  there,  which  occurs  only 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     127 

once  in  twelve  years.  We  wandered  about  the  bazaars 
till  dusk — wonderful  paved  lanes  of  Oriental  shops  teeming 
with  life  and  colour  and  slow  rambling  motion.  Nobody 
took  much  notice  of  us  or  pestered  us  to  buy. 

"  At  about  6.30  we  got  into  a  big  lazy  boat,  and 
punted  up  the  river  to  watch  the  ceremony  of  the  Lights, 
a  kind  of  Hindu  Vespers  peculiar  to  Muttra  and  a  most 
enchanting  sight,  in  a  magical  setting.  The  whole  river 
front  of  the  city  is  embanked  in  stone,  with  flights  of  steps 
to  the  water,  as  at  Benares.  From  these  steps  or  ghats, 
pilgrims  and  others  were  launching  little  votive  lights. 
These  are  wishes  :  they  are  mere  wicks  and  oil  in  clay 
thimble  saucers,  set  on  tiny  rush  rafts,  six  or  eight  on  a 
raft,  and  they  drift  and  twinkle  away  in  the  fading  light. 

"  Soon  we  joined  a  semicircle  of  boats  around  the 
ghat  where  the  ceremony  was  to  take  place.  A  large 
temple  court  looks  on  to  the  river,  the  steps  leading  down 
from  it.  At  the  top  was  a  stone  canopy  or  baldachino 
hung  with  bells.  On  the  steps  was  gathering  a  crowd 
of  the  people  and  pilgrims.  These  were  busy  feeding  the 
turtles  in  the  river — a  wonderful  sight  in  itself.  They 
simply  swarmed,  from  terrapins  to  monsters,  jostling  and 
heaving  in  a  mass  like  fish  in  a  net.  Presently  the  bells 
began,  slowly  at  first,  like  chapel  bells  at  Oxford,  then 
growing  to  a  wild  barbaric  jangle,  and  in  accompaniment 
there  rose  cries  and  chants  and  gesticulations  from  the 
now  dense  and  emotional  throng  of  people  on  the  steps 
and  in  the  court.  Suddenly  the  excitement  grew  tenser 
and  a  priest  appeared  dim  under  the  canopy  (character- 
istically not  white-robed  to  complete  the  picture,  but  in 
a  dirty  plum-coloured  shawl  and  nondescript  clothes). 
Before  him  two  acolytes  stretched  a  muslin  veil,  behind 
which  he  held  a  metal  candelabra,  not  branched,  but  in 
tiers  like  a  skeleton  papal  tiara.  On  this  were  set  many 
little  lamps  and  wicks,  and  the  priest  proceeded  to  light 
them  one  by  one,  with  prayers  and  ritual,  while  the  cries 


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redoubled,  the  bells  beat  in  loud  panting  peals,  and  the 
whole  mass  of  people  about  the  ghat  and  courtyard 
swayed  to  and  fro  in  a  kind  of  dreamy  ecstasy.  Then 
the  luminous  veil  was  snatched  aside  and  the  priest  held 
up  the  brilliant  cluster  of  lights  sacrificially  in  oblation — 
a  picture  never  to  be  forgotten.  It  was  almost  completely 
dark  now,  and  the  river  and  steps  could  only  be  dimly  seen, 
while  the  courtyard  faded  into  darkness  behind  the 
glowing  circle  of  the  lights. 

"  Then  the  priest  drew  down  his  hands,  and  the  people 
swarmed  round  and  with  long,  sinuous  gestures  reached 
out  and  passed  their  fingers  through  the  flames,  whether 
to  touch  the  fire  or  slowly  to  beat  it  out  was  obscure. 
Gradually  the  lights  died  away,  and  with  them  the  bells 
and  the  voices,  till  the  ceremony  ended  in  dramatic  still- 
ness and  darkness,  to  which  the  Tencbrae  at  St.  Peter's 
offers  the  only  parallel  I  know." 

Holidays,  such  as  those  described  in  the  last  two  letters, 
formed  the  fringe,  not  the  texture,  of  Bobby's  days. 
During  the  spring  of  1915  he  was  fully  occupied  with 
complaints  and  discontent  among  his  men,  occasioned 
by  the  faulty  food  provision. 

"  At  best,  the  food  is  bad,"  explained  Bobby,  "  and 
the  process  of  conveying  it  to  the  men  is  like  bringing 
water  through  a  leaky  aqueduct.  It's  an  exhausting 
and  thankless  job  trying  to  put  your  finger  on  the  leak." 

He  inaugurated  his  reforms  by  investing  in  a  mincing- 
machine,  by  instituting  new  cooking  orderlies,  by  revising 
the  expenditure  of  messing-money,  by  superintending 
the  giving  out  of  rations  and  the  weighing  of  the  food, 
and,  on  one  occasion,  by  testing  the  tea,  of  which  the  men 
complained,  by  serving  it  out  to  the  officers'  mess,  where 
it  was  rejected  with  convincing  vehemence.  Presently, 
to  his  great  relief,  he  was  joined  in  his  campaign  by 
Major  Wyatt,  who  threw  himself  into  the  fight  directly 


CAPTAIN  THE  HON.  R.  S.  A.  PALMER 

6th    Battalion,   the    Hampshire   Regiment.      (India.) 

Aged  Twenty-seven,    1915. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     129 

he  took  command  of  the  detachment  left  at  Agra.  "  He 
is  convinced,"  said  Bobby,  "  that  the  food  here  is  worse 
than  at  other  stations,  and  is  making  detailed  inquiries 
and  embodying  the  results  in  repeated  complaints,  and  is 
suggesting  remedies."  Among  the  facts  thus  elicited 
were : 

1st.  That  the  total  value  of  the  daily  ration,  meat, 
bread,  and  groceries  was  fourpence  halfpenny  (as  opposed 
to  two  shillings  in  England). 

2nd.  That  of  this,  only  something  under  three  penny- 
worth reached  each  man,  the  contractor  pocketing  the 
balance. 

3rd.  That  the  daily  ration  of  meat  for  one  company 
was  found,  on  re-weighing  after  the  bone  was  removed,  to 
have  shrunk  to  half  the  original  weight. 

4th.  That  the  bread  was  proved  to  have  been 
systematically  damped  for  weighing. 

5th.  That  the  chief  Babu  of  the  Supply  and  Transport 
made  an  incredible  show  of  wealth  on  his  modest  stipend 
of  thirty  rupees  a  month. 

Before  many  weeks  had  passed,  Major  Wyatt's  and 
Bobby's  concentrated  efforts  produced  a  noticeable  and 
increasing  improvement  in  the  canteen  ;  so  that,  when  in 
May  the  battalion  was  reorganized  on  the  double  company 
system,  and  "  F  "  and  "  H  "  became  "  D  "  double  com- 
pany, with  Bobby  as  second  in  command,1  he  was  free  to 
turn  his  attention  to  the  provision  of  occupation  for  his 
men  during  the  coming  hot  weather. 

"  What  I  am  going  to  propose,"  he  wrote  home,  **  is 
the  reorganization  of  games,  which  have  (d  la  Hampshire) 
got  very  slack.  Possibly  we  can  start  hockey.  Various 
tournaments,  quoits,  whist,  etc.  Sports,  swimming, 
(there  arc  baths  in  barracks). 

"  I  had  thought  of  lectures,  but  it  is  so  difficult  to  make 

1  He  was  promoted  to  the  rank  of  Captain  in  April  1915,  but  was  not 
gazetted  till  the  autumn. 

'7 


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them  entertaining  without  lantern-slides.  I  gave  them 
one  on  the  Taj  in  the  winter.  I  may  be  able  to  work  a 
series  on  the  War,  using  Land  and  Water." 

His  care  for  his  men  permeated  every  phase  of  their 
lives,  their  pay,  food,  health,  amusements,  interests  and 
morals.  He  had  hardly  landed  in  India  when  he  started 
a  savings  bank  for  his  company,  which  rendered  useful 
service  for  three  years.  He  lectured  his  company  on 
hygiene,  watching  over  their  health  with  the  prudence  of  a 
cautious  medical  man,  and  being  rewarded  by  a  consoling 
absence  of  illness.  "  There  has  never  been  so  little  sick- 
ness since  we  mobilized,"  he  reported  to  his  mother  in 
June.  "  We  are  nearly  three-quarters  of  the  way  through 
the  hot  weather  in  its  narrower  sense.  I  had  been  led  by 
Kipling's  lurid  accounts  of  the  hot  weather  in  barracks  to 
anticipate  a  lot  of  trouble,  but  there  is  no  sign  of  it.  We 
have  kept  pretty  free  of  sunstroke  owing  to  the  Major's 
very  sensible  precautions.  The  gunners  sneer  and  jeer 
at  these  precautions,  but  the  result  is  that,  though  their 
numbers  are  almost  a  third  of  ours,  they  have  had  nine  or 
ten  bad  cases  of  sunstroke  (one  fatal)  to  our  two." 

Bobby's  relations  to  his  company  earned  the  approval 
of  his  men  and  his  fellow-officers  from  the  beginning. 
After  his  death,  Lieutenant  J.  H.  Stables  wrote  to  Purefoy 
Causton :  "  It  did  not  take  long  to  recognize  Robert 
Palmer  as  one  of  the  great  strengths  in  the  battalion.  It 
was  noticeable  from  the  very  first,  from  the  way  he  handled 
his  company  and  went  about  working  for  them — on 
the  UUonia  it  struck  me." 

Sergeant  Alfred  Lunt  recalls  two  incidents  which  he 
considered  to  be  characteristic  of  Captain  Robert  Palmer. 
The  first  was  a  stern  reproof  addressed  by  him  to  his 
younger  brother  before  the  whole  company,  for  being  late 
on  parade,  which  the  men  regarded  as  showing  "  his 
obvious  wish  to  be  absolutely  impartial  in  enforcing 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER  131 

discipline."  The  second  was  an  incident  during  some 
company  manoeuvres,  which  Sergeant  Lunt  was  sent  to 
attend  as  an  "  unofficial  umpire."  "  After  the  con- 
clusion of  the  mimic  battle  it  fell  to  my  lot  to  criticize 
adversely  Captain  Palmer's  action  in  an  emergency.  He 
was  kind  enough  to  thank  me  for  the  criticism,  but  he  was 
far  less  forgiving  towards  himself.  His  sense  of  duty 
was,  I  fancy,  a  very  powerful  one,  and  whether  he  was 
on  orderly  duty,  company  duty,  or  office  work,  he  was 
always  absolutely  punctilious  in  performance." 

No  greater  contrast  occurs  in  Bobby's  life  than  that 
shown  in  his  intolerance  of  schoolboy  Philistinism  at 
Winchester  and  his  understanding  of  the  outlook  of  the 
Hampshire  Territorial.  He  had  learned,  as  his  former 
Headmaster  expressed  it,  "  to  see  deeper.  Before  the 
end  he  saw  the  strength  and  steadfastness  and  comrade- 
ship that  lie  in  the  breast  of  the  most  unlikely,  and  his  heart 
went  out  to  meet  them  with  a  fulness  wonderfully  different 
from  the  aloofness  of  schooldays." 

Bobby  wrote  an  unsigned  article  in  the  Indiaman  of 
30th  April  1915,  on  "  The  Territorials  in  India :  Adapta- 
tion to  Environment"  It  is  singularly  interesting  as 
showing  the  ceaseless  observation  and  philosophical 
deductions  made  by  him  in  his  hourly  intercourse  with 
his  men.  He  noted  with  regret  that  the  final  adjustment 
(which  followed  the  excitement  of  novelty  and  the  ensuing 
reaction  and  home-sickness)  involved  the  sacrifice  of  many 
living  interests,  among  which  was,  too  frequently,  the  loss 
of  all  concern  in  things  Indian,  due  to  the  creation  of  an 
aggressively  British  atmosphere. 

This  was  the  more  distressing  to  Bobby,  because,  for 
him,  the  attraction  of  India  and  her  people  remained  as 
potent  as  ever.  He  greatly  appreciated  the  opportunities 
of  intercourse  with  his  friends  at  St.  John's  College  which 
Agra  afforded  him.  He  threw  himself  enthusiastically 


i32     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

into  Mr.  Raju's  project  of  forming  a  local  "  Round  Table 
Group,"  l  and  he  took  part  in  a  preliminary  meeting, 
held  to  consider  the  proposal,  where,  at  Mr.  Raju's  request, 
he  sketched  the  history  of  the  Round  Table  inquiry  and  its 
group-method.  He  also  attended  subsequent  meetings 
of  the  Group,  which  was  eventually  formed.  "  I  am  sure 
that  it  is  Raju's  vocation  to  be  a  Spark-scatterer  1  "  he 
once  remarked  to  a  mutual  friend. 

In  addition  to  this  effort  to  stimulate  study  on  sound 
political  lines,  Bobby  shared  in  another  of  his  friend 
Raju's  intellectual  enterprises,  i.e.  in  a  series  of  lectures 
delivered  at  meetings  of  the  professors  of  St.  John's 
College,  when  keen  discussions  were  held  on  the  theories 
of  Transmigration  and  of  Karma.  Mr.  Raju  contri- 
buted two  brilliant  original  addresses  delivered  from  the 
Christian  standpoint ;  Bobby  wound  up  the  argument 
with  a  remarkable  paper  which  partly  corrected  and 
partly  supplemented  the  lines  laid  down  by  his  friend.  It 
was  entitled  "  Inequalities,  Criticisms  and  Suggestions 
from  the  Christian  Point  of  View."  After  my  nephew's 
death,  Mr.  Raju  sent  the  paper  as  a  "  dearly  valued  and 
treasured  "  offering  to  the  mother  of  "  the  dearest  and 
truest  friend  he  had  ever  had,  or  hoped  to  have,  in  life." 

At  the  same  time,  Purefoy  Causton  (another  of  Bobby's 
devoted  friends)  described  to  her  his  recollections  of 
discussions  with  its  author  of  various  points  in  the  paper 
while  it  was  being  composed  :  "  The  thing  interested 
me  enormously.  It  makes  hay  very  satisfactorily  with 
the  Theosophist  point  of  view." 

At  the  time  that  these  lectures  were  being  delivered, 
in  March  of  1915,  the  friendship  between  Purefoy  Causton 

»The  Groups  conduct  inquiries  into  the  relations  existing  between 
the  several  parts  of  the  British  Commonwealth,  with  the  object  of  deter- 
mining whether  they  are  satisfactory ;  and,  if  not,  how  far  they  require 
to  be  changed  in  order  to  make  them  so. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      133 

and  Bobby  had  thrown  out  very  deep  roots.  On  19th 
March  the  latter  wrote  to  his  mother,  saying :  "  I  have 
become  very  devoted  to  Purefoy  since  we  have  been  here. 
I  have  never  known  a  friend  before  who  made  me  forget 
all  about  myself  and  care  only  for  him.  It  is  the  best 
thing  that  has  come  into  my  life  for  a  long  time,  and  every 
day  I  thank  God  for  it.  He  is  a  real  unpretending  saint, 
but  full  of  go  and  charm,  and  I  just  love  him  because  he's 
Purefoy.  Luly  is  nearly  as  devoted  to  him  as  I  am,  and 
he  has  made  the  whole  difference  to  me  out  here.  I  know 
you  would  understand  it  at  once  if  you  saw  a  little  of 
him ;  and  I  hope  you  will,  if  we  all  come  home  safe  by 
God's  mercy.  I  can't  illustrate  his  power  over  me  and 
Luly,  or  his  good  use  of  it,  more  convincingly,  than  by 
saying  that  he  has  persuaded  us  both  to  go  in  for  a  bare- 
back riding  course  on  the  artillery  gun -team  horses 
here  ! !  " 

Bobby's  last  earthly  Easter  was  spent  at  Rawal  Pindi. 
He  wrote  in  Holy  Week,  saying  : 

"  Now  I'm  off  to  Rawal  Pindi  to-morrow,  to  do  a 
musketry  course.  (Isn't  it  like  the  military  to  order  one 
to  report  oneself  at  a  place  seven  hundred  miles  off  on  the 
afternoon  of  Easter  Day  ?  However,  I've  got  leave  to 
start  on  Good  Friday,  as  half  the  battalion  is  setting  off  for 
the  hills  then.)  I  told  the  Quartermaster  that  I  thought 
it  a  bit  thick  sending  us  all  off  on  Good  Friday  instead 
of  waiting  till  Monday,  and  he  said  :  '  Yes,  it  is  a  bit 
awkward;  but  Monday  is  a  Bank  Holiday,  too,  so  it 
makes  no  difference  either  way  I '  " 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  FLASHMAN'S  HOTEL,  RAWAL  PINDI, 

Easter  Day  (April  4),  1915. 

"  I  don't  think  I  have  ever  spent  a  more  blessed 
Easter  Day,  and  I  must  begin  my  letter  to-day  just  to 


134     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

tell  you  how  deeply  happy  I  am.  Isn't  it  strange  that, 
with  you  far  away  and  the  nightmare  of  the  War  hanging 
over  us  in  a  dark  cloud,  I  have  never  felt  so  happy  and 
peaceful  inwardly  ?  Don't  think  for  a  moment  that 
being  away  from  you  doesn't  hurt  me.  Of  course  it  does, 
every  day ;  and  if  I  let  myself  think  too  much  about  it, 
I  get  very  home-sick,  and  at  times  the  horror  of  the  War 
still  almost  stifles  me  ;  but,  instead  of  feeling  miserable  at 
it  all,  I  now  find  a  happiness  and  peacefulness  that  in  the 
end  is  always  the  deepest  thing  i#  me,  and  reasserts 
itself  after  every  unsettlement.  Even  the  dull  old  routine 
of  drill  has  got  its  little  cheery  halo. 

"  I  keep  wondering  how  this  has  come  about,  as  I 
can't  trace  the  stages  in  it  clearly,  and  I  can't  even  be 
certain  it  will  last.  But  for  the  moment  I  have  found 
this  wonderful  peace.  I  have  settled  some  of  the  long 
mental  battles  which  divided  me  against  myself  and 
made  me  afraid  and  ashamed  of  myself.  I  feel  at  peace 
with  God  and  more  deeply  thankful  to  Him  than  I  can 
say  ;  and  that  by  resting  on  His  love  I  can  be  less  of  a 
coward,  less  selfish  and  less  isolated.  Only,  I  am  frightened 
I  shan't  have  the  faith  and  goodness  to  keep  in  such 
harmony  with  life. 

"  Among  human  relations,  I  owe  this  great  blessing  to 
dear  Purefoy  more  than  anyone.  He  has  touched  me  as 
no  one  else  of  my  own  age  has,  and  has  given  me  glimpses 
of  a  blessedness  I've  always  longed  for  and  always  missed, 
like  love  to  an  old  maid.  But  the  glorious  thing  is  that 
I've  not  only  got  a  glimpse  but  a  taste  of  the  real  thing. 
I'm  not  an  old  maid,  but  a  young  boy,  and  I  can  feel  the 
glow  of  a  friendship  that  is  more  precious  than  life.  You 
must  love  him  too  and  make  him  love  you.  I  often  talk 
to  him  about  you  to  try  to  make  him  know  you  now. 

"I've  taken  up  Wentworth1  again.  He  was  rather 
interrupted  by  company  training  and  our  other  activities, 
1  His  unfinished  novel,  Wentworth's  Reform. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     135 

but  here  I  try  to  devote  an  hour  to  him  every  day,  and  do 
on  most.  I  find  it  much  harder  to  write  than  an  article, 
and  am  not  satisfied  with  the  present  form  of  what  I  have 
written.  ...  It  is  a  very  amusing  work,  and  now  I  feel 
so  contented  and  peaceful  there  is  nothing  to  spoil  it." 

Of  his  conversion  of  mind  with  regard  to  active 
service,  he  wrote : 

"  At  first  I  was  devoutly  thankful  that  I  had  been 
honourably  removed  from  the  firing-line,  the  prospect  of 
which  I  funked  acutely  even  when  I  screwed  myself  up  to 
volunteer  for  Foreign  Service.  But  now  it  seems  to  me 
one  can't  shirk  it  like  that.  I  feel  that,  if  I  got  the  chance, 
I  ought  to  go  to  the  firing-line,  partly  on  general  grounds 
that  one  ought  to  be  at  the  most  dangerous  place  and  any 
form  of  staying  away  from  it  is  in  the  long  run  wormish  ; 
and  partly  on  personal  grounds  that  one  ought  to  take 
the  line  of  most  resistance  if  one  is  to  make  a  reality  of 
one's  pretensions  to  lead  a  Christian  life. 

"  The  only  qualification  to  this  conclusion  which  I  feel 
is  quite  honest,  is  that  I  don't  want  to  go  anywhere 
without  my  men.  The  company  comes  from  all  round 

Blackmoor  and  includes  boys  like  N and  W and 

W ,  so  that  I  feel  a  kind  of  special  responsibility  for 

them.  One  would  feel  it  terribly  in  the  firing-line ;  but, 
after  pondering  it  over,  I  am  sure  it  would  be  right  to 
take  them  there  if  I  had  the  chance,  even  though  I  knew 
that  many  of  them  would  never  come  back." 

Three  weeks  later  he  wrote  to  his  mother  that : 
"  They  are  calling  for  volunteers  from  Territorial 
Battalions  to  fill  gaps  in  the  Persian  Gulf.  ...  So  far 
they  have  asked  the  Devons,  Cornwalls,  Dorsets,  Somer- 
sets, and  East  Surreys,  but  not  the  Hampshires.  So  I 
suppose  they  arc  going  to  reserve  us  for  feeding  the  4th 
Hants  in  case  they  want  casualties  replaced  later  on. 


136     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Even  if  they  come  to  us,  I  don't  think  they  are  likely 
to  take  me  or  Luly,  because  in  every  case  they  are  taking 
the  senior  subaltern.  But,  of  course,  I  shall  volunteer, 
as  there  is  no  adequate  reason  not  to  ;  so  I  thought  you 
would  like  to  know,  only  you  mustn't  worry,  as  the  chance 
of  my  going  is  exceedingly  remote  ;  but  I  like  to  tell  you 
everything." 

"  Everything  "  included  at  this  time  a  matter  that 
weighed  heavily  on  Bobby's  soul.  The  abominations  of 
the  Contagious  Diseases  Acts  seemed  to  him  to  survive 
in  the  hideous  prostitution  system  in  India.  He  described 
himself  as  "  up  against  it !  "  and  wrote  both  to  his  mother 
and  to  me  about  his  distress  concerning  the  whole  matter. 
He  disbelieved  entirely  in  warnings  given  to  soldiers 
against  unchastity,  based  only  on  the  danger  of  catching 
disease  : 

"  I  tell  my  men  to  abstain,  1st :  Because  it's  wrong, 
and  you  know  it  is.  It's  a  wrong  (i)  to  yourself  and  your 
self-respect ;  (ii)  to  the  girl,  because  you  are  contributing 
to  keep  her  in  a  rotten  life  just  as  truly,  if  not  so  obviously, 
as  if  you  were  seducing  an  innocent  girl  each  time ; 
(iii)  to  any  future  sweetheart  or  wife  you  may  have  here- 
after. 

"  2nd  :  Because  it's  dangerous  to  your  health  and 
military  efficiency. 

"  There  are,  in  fact,  only  two  tenable  attitudes  on  the 
question :  i.e.  my  attitude  and  that  of  the  '  facilities 
and  protection.'  The  logical  Germans  have  adopted  the 
latter,  I'm  told.  To  me,  such  a  policy  is  inexpressibly 
horrible,  because  it  implies  such  an  infamously  degraded 
conception  of  women  and  their  treatment." 

Some  criticisms  of  Sinister  Street,1  relating  to  this 
matter,  show  how  passionately  Bobby  rebelled  against 
the  ordinary  worldly  view  of  immorality. 

1  Sinister  Street,  by  Compton  MacKenzie. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     137 

To  his  friend,  Purefoy  Causton,  he  wrote : 

"  It's  not  the  indecency  I  object  to :  it's  the  cruelty. 
Why  won't  fellows  realize  that  womanizing  is  one  of 
those  things,  like  slavery  and  cruelty  to  children,  that 
are  essentially  damnable  and  barbarous  ? 

"I  have  finished  Sinister  Street,  Book  IV.  What  I 
think  is  really  great  in  the  last  book  is  that  he  gives  an 
absolutely  realistic  picture  of  the  underworld — it  reads 
quite  as  convincingly  as  the  picture  of  Oxford,  though 
I  haven't  the  same  means  of  testing  it — without  ever 
once  being  morbid  or  nasty  about  it.  And  it  brings  out 
vividly  the  two  facts  which  oppress  me  always — i.e.  the 
horrible  cruelty  of  the  whole  institution  of  prostitution 
right  down  from  the  top  to  the  bottom  Mrs.  Gainsborough 
is  nearly  on  the  top  rung  of  a  ladder,  of  which  the  bottom 
rung  is  Mrs.  Smith's.  (Even  she  is  not  by  any  means  the 
bottom,  really,  when  you  remember  the  white  slaves  of 
Buenos  Ayres.)  They  are  part  of  one  whole,  which  stands 
or  falls  together.  That  is  the  first  thing. 

"  And  the  second  is  the  astonishing  callousness  of 
men,  due  to  lack  of  imagination.  They  only  see  their 
own  point  of  view,  and  they  assume  that  for  an  unmarried 
man  to  go  off  for  a  week-end  with  a  girl  is,  at  the  worst, 
an  amiable  weakness  of  youth,  and  think  none  the  worse 
of  him  for  it.  Yet,  to  me,  it  is  staringly  obvious  that, 
say  Lonsdale,  whenever  he  goes  to  Brighton  with  Lily, 
is  helping  to  create  a  Mrs.  Smith,  just  as  surely  as  if  he 
had  frequented  a  brothel  or  seduced  a  nursemaid,  both 
of  which  he  would  probably  have  realized  to  be  revolting 
things  to  do. 

"  Do  you  follow  ?  and  do  you  agree  ?  I  do  so  want 
you  to  feel  as  I  do  about  this,  because  it  is  a  very  important 
question  and  is  going  to  loom  very  large  before  long. 
And  it  is  so  hard  to  discuss  with  other  people,  that  I  feel 
the  risk  of  getting  a  one-sided  or  exaggerated  view  of 
it.  I  feel  I  may  have  to  spend  a  good  part  of  my  life 
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fighting  this  indifference  and  acquiescence  in  two  standards, 
so  I  want  to  do  so  sanely." 

To  his  mother  he  wrote  on  the  same  subject : 
"  I  should  like  all  my  young  men  acquaintances  to 
read  Sinister  Street,  to  help  them  to  realize  how  miserable 
a  prostitute's  life  really  is,  and  how  the  scale  passes  re- 
morselessly from  the  Mrs.  Gainsboroughs  at  one  end  to 
the  Mrs.  Smiths  at  the  other.  The  only  thing  which 
seemed  to  me  not  quite  true  to  fact  was  Michael's  ap- 
parent assumption  that  all  his  friends  were  lax  in  these 
matters  and  that  it  was  inevitable  it  should  be  so.  I 
believe  that  is  an  exaggeration :  among  the  'Varsity  class 
I  should  say  that  only  about  one  man  in  three  (enough, 
in  all  conscience  !)  had  wrong  relations  with  women  before 
their  marriage  ;  and  that  the  remainder  (more  or  less 
mildly)  deprecate  their  doing  it." 

The  ferment  resulting  from  the  action  of  Western 
ideas  on  the  ancient  and  antagonistic  ideas  and  use  of 
India  was  another  subject  of  grave  study  by  my  nephew. 
He  analysed  it  in  several  letters,  from  which  some  extracts 
may  fitly  find  their  place  here. 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"  AGRA, 
May  4,  1915. 

"  I  will  certainly  peg  away  at  the  Indian  problem 
and  let  you  know  my  conclusions.  My  difficulty  at  present 
is  to  get  first-hand  statements  of  the  Indian  point  of  view. 
At  present  I'm  rather  depressed  by  what  I  understand 
of  it,  as  it  seems  we  are  heading  towards  a  critical  dead- 
lock. With  regard  to  what  you  say,  my  impressions  are 
these : 

"  1.  The  '  catchwords  of  European  democracy  '  don't 
loom  so  large  as  you  suppose.  It  is  more  a  question  of 
national  or  racial  incompatibility  of  ideas.  I  don't  even 


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detect  any  enthusiasm  for  Parliamentary  Government, 
except  as  a  means  of  overthrowing  the  Anglo-Indian 
bureaucracy.  Such  democratic  talk  as  there  is,  rings  to 
me  like  mere  eyewash  of  English  M.P.s. 

"  2.  The  '  small  proportion  '  is  and  is  not  true.  Of 
the  population  of  India,  of  course,  only  a  very  small 
percentage  is  educated  at  all.  But,  as  far  as  I  can  make 
out,  of  the  educated  classes  in  the  towns,  including  clerks, 
petty  officials,  commercial  clerks,  shopmen,  petty  traders, 
students  and  lawyers,  the  overwhelming  majority  are 
Nationalist.  The  only  exceptions  seem  to  be  those 
whose  job  depends  on  the  maintenance  of  the  status  quo. 
The  army  is  a  doubtful  quantity.  It  is  assiduously  fed 
with  Nationalist  propaganda,  but  with  what  result  I 
don't  know. 

"  3.  What  impresses  me  most,  as  compared  with  what 
I  heard  in  1912,  is  the  universal  opinion  that  things  have 
moved  very  quickly  since  then,  and  that  a  further  large 
advance  towards  giving  Indians  a  controlling  share  in 
the  government  is  inevitable  in  the  near  future.  In 
every  department,  civil  service,  municipalities,  finance, 
provincial  governments,  the  Indians  are  pushing  steadily 
forward,  like  a  line  of  saps,  towards  fuller  control  of  their 
own  affairs.  ...  It  is  all  we  can  do  to  guide  them  into 
the  safest  channels  ;  and  that's  what  we're  trying  to  do, 
always  assuring  them  that  we  sympathise,  and  so  on. 
But  now  when  a  concrete  question  comes  up  for  decision, 
a  so-called  concession  which  everyone  knows  could  have 
been  made  without  the  smallest  risk  or  difficulty,  the 
Lords  go  and  reject  it.  Instantly  every  saphead  becomes 
irritated  and  enflamed.  They  cry  out  that  it  is  a  put-up 
job,  that  our  professions  of  sympathy  are  insincere,  that 
our  advice  and  guidance  is  only  an  attempt  to  stifle  their 
movement. 

"  4.  The  whole  agitation  and  unrest  spring  from  two 
roots,  as  far  as  I  can  see  : 


140      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  (a)  Incompatibility  of   temper,  sharpened    by    a 
sense    of    being    treated    as    a    conquered 
race. 
"  (b)  Hope  of  loot. 

"The  first  is,  of  course,  the  formidable  root,  and  it 
is  ineradicable.  British  methods  and  attitudes  irritate 
Indians  as  much  as  theirs  irritate  us.  Their  standards 
are  so  hopelessly  unrelated  to  ours  that  I  despair  of  our 
convincing  them  either,  1st,  that  British  methods  give 
better  results  than  Indian  methods ;  or  even,  2nd,  that 
British  methods  give  better  results  when  worked  by 
Englishmen  than  when  worked  by  Indians.  As  for  the 
sense  of  being  a  conquered  race,  I  should  like  to  see 
Government  work  its  hardest  to  remove  that  sense ; 
but  I  confess  that  the  chief  points  of  grievance  are  ex- 
tremely difficult  to  remove.  The  ones  most  often  cited 
are: 

"  I.  The  social  exclusion  of  Indians  from  English 
clubs  and  social  functions,  etc. 

"  II.  The  way  in  which  the  youngest  English  whipper- 
snapper  orders  Brahmans  and  other  Indian  swells  about 
like  servants. 

"  III.  The  Aliens  Act.  Raju  says  this  rankles  more 
than  anything. 

"  IV.  The  exclusion  of  Indians  from  highest  posts  in 
the  Army  and  Civil  Service. 

"  V.  The  treatment  of  Indian  emigrants  in  South 
Africa  and  Canada. 

"  These  headings  seem  to  me  typical.  Only  the  last 
raises  the  question  of  India's  place  in  the  Empire.  I. 
and  II.  breed  a  desire  to  eliminate  the  Anglo-Indian,  as 
far  as  possible,  because  he  is  a  galling  and  unsympathetic 
personality  ;  III.  and  IV.  breed  a  desire  to  get  control  of 
the  machine  of  Government ;  whether  that  machine  is 
democratic  or  autocratic  in  form  I  don't  think  interests 
them.  Running  through  all  this,  and  greatly  reinforcing 


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it,  is  the  desire  to  get  control  of  the  huge  revenue  and 
patronage  of  Government.  And  that,  of  course,  is  exactly 
what  we  can't  give  them.  Hence  I  see  a  deadlock, 
which  can  only  be  postponed,  not  averted,  by  '  conces- 
sions '  on  unessential  matters. 

44  It  seems  to  me  more  urgently  necessary  for  India 
than  for  any  other  part  of  the  Empire  to  come  under  a 
really  Imperial  Parliament  which  could  keep  abreast  of 
its  problems.  But  I  believe  it  would  be  disastrous  to 
put  India  under  such  a  body  autocratically,  i.e.  without 
reconciling  Indians  to  the  change,  which  will  be  difficult. 
They  dislike  and  distrust  the  Dominions  because  of  their 
immigration  policy,  and  fear  they  will  be  exploited  or 
treated  as  an  inferior  people  by  them. 

"  I  am  convinced  that  the  only  way  of  reconciling 
them  to  it  will  be  by  giving  them  direct  representation 
in  the  Imperial  Parliament.  And  on  general  grounds  I 
think  they  are  entitled  to  it.  The  Indian  point  of  view  is 
distinctive,  sincere,  and  often  vitally  serious  to  Indians. 
It  is  entitled  to  be  heard,  and  Indian  Civil  Service  people 
with  the  best  will  can't  always  voice  it ;  at  any  rate 
Indians  never  think  they  can. 

"  I  don't  think  numbers  will  be  a  difficulty ;  the 
principle  is  representation  and  is  familiar  here  ;  counting 
heads  isn't.  A  very  small  number  would  suffice. 

"  The  difficulty  is  much  more  likely  to  be  to  get  the 
Dominions  to  agree  to  allowing  Indians  a  voice  in  their 
affairs.  But  that  must  be  just  faced  ;  there  is  no  way  of 
evading  it. 

44  It  seems  to  me  that  what  is  wanted  here  pre- 
eminently is  thinking  ahead.  The  moment  the  War 
stops,  unprecedented  clamours  will  begin,  and  only  a 
Government  which  knows  its  aim  and  has  thought  out 
its  method  can  deal  with  them.  It  seems  to  me,  though 


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my  judgment  is  fearfully  hampered  by  my  inability  to 
get  at  any  comprehensive  statement  of  most  of  the 
relevant  facts,  that  the  aim  may  be  fairly  simply  defined, 
as  the  training  of  India  to  self-government  within  the 
Empire,  combined  with  its  good  administration  in  trust 
meanwhile.  That  gives  you  a  clear  criterion — India's 
welfare,  not  British  interests — and  fixes  the  limit  of  the 
employment  of  Indians  as  the  maximum  consistent  with 
good  government. 

"  The  method  is,  of  course,  far  more  difficult  and  requires 
far  more  knowledge  of  the  facts  than  I  possess.  But  I 
should  set  to  work  at  it  on  these  lines  : 

"  1.  Certain  qualities  need  to  be  developed  :  re- 
sponsibility, public  spirit,  self-respect,  and  so 
on.  This  should  be  aimed  at  (i)  by  our  own 
example  and  teaching,  (ii)  by  a  drastic  re- 
form of  higher  education. 

"2.  The  barbarisms  of  the  masses  must  be  attacked. 
This  can  only  be  done  by  a  scheme  of  uni- 
versal education. 

"  3.  The  material  level    of  civilization    should   be 
raised.      This    means    agricultural   and   in- 
dustrial  developments    in    which  technical 
education  would  play  a  large  part. 
"  Therefore,  your  method  may  be  summed  up  in  two 
words — sympathy  and  education.     The  first  is  mainly,  of 
course,  a  personal  question.     Therefore,  preserve  at  all 
costs  a  high  standard  of  personnel  for  the  Indian  Civil 
Service. 

"  The  second,  education,  is  a  question  of  £  s.  d. 
The  aim  should  be  a  far-sighted  and  comprehensive 
scheme.  Reform  of  higher  education  will  be  very  un- 
popular, but  should  be  firmly  and  thoroughly  carried  out ; 
it  ought  not  to  cost  much.  Elementary  education  would 
have  to  begin  by  supplying  schools  where  asked  for,  at  a 
certain  rate.  From  this  they  would  aim  at  making  it 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      143 

gradually  universal,   then   free,   then   compulsory.     But 
that  will  be  many  years  hence  inevitably." 

On  the  18th  May,  Bobby,  Luly,  and  Purefoy  Causton 
made  an  expedition  from  Simla  to  Narkanda,  which  in 
Bobby's  estimation  was  surpassingly  rich  in  the  delights 
of  glorious  panorama,  snow  ranges,  birds  and  butterflies 
of  exquisite  beauty,  picturesque  hill-people,  and  the 
recollection  that  Narkanda  was  the  scene  of  the  last 
episode  in  Kim.1 

Of  the  return  journey,  Bobby  wrote  : 

"  We  started  back  at  9.30,  but  after  five  miles  of  road 
we  left  our  rickshaws  and  climbed  by  a  footpath  over  the 
wall  of  the  valley  and  so  down  to  Matiana.  The  walk 
was  the  loveliest  and  most  delightful  I  ever  remember 
taking.  The  air  was  like  champagne.  One  saw  the 
flowers,  birds  and  butterflies  on  much  more  intimate 
terms  than  from  the  road.  The  trees  were  magnificent. 
The  butterflies  were  magical.  Of  the  many  flowers,  the 
most  exquisite  was  a  blue  anemone,  almost  the  colour  of 
a  periwinkle,  but  not  quite  the  colour  of  anything  but 
itself.  The  path  ran  for  some  way  along  the  ridge,  with 
a  view  on  either  side  through  the  forest.  Then  we  came 
to  an  open  space,  where  a  grass  meadow  ran  up  to  a 
tor  which  crowned  the  ridge.  From  this  meadow  we  had 
a  stupendous  view  of  the  full  semicircle  of  the  snows,  now 
all  visible.  We  could  see  at  least  a  hundred  miles  in  either 
direction,  from  the  Chamba  Hills  round  Dalhousie  to  the 
great  peaks  beyond  Mussourie,  Kedranath  and  Badrinath 
towering  above  everything  on  the  extreme  right,  and  to 
their  left,  Gangutri  and  Jamnutri,  the  twin  mountains 
from  which  the  Ganges  and  Jamna  rise.  A  large  pro- 
portion of  the  surface  is  too  steep  for  snow  to  lie,  and  this 
adds  greatly  to  the  effect,  as  the  white  snows  are  chequered 
with  blue,  like  the  shadows  on  the  moon  at  dawn. 

1  Kim,  by  Rudyard  Kipling. 


144     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  We  scrambled  quickly  down  to  Matiana  through 
mossy  forests  of  ilex.  The  journey  back  to  Simla  gave 
us  a  last  idyllic  afternoon  in  the  woods  between  Wild- 
flower  Hall  and  Mashobra,  the  same  overhanging,  dizzily 
falling,  fern-tangled,  cedar-shafted  mountain-side  with  its 
pools  of  light  and  silent  floating  butterflies  and  scented 
cool  shades.  The  fragrance  of  these  forests  is  one  of  their 
chief  delights. 

"  We  rejoined  our  rickshaws  at  Mashobra,  and  they 
took  us  back  to  Simla,  full  six  miles,  in  an  hour.  We 
found  various  exciting  and  melancholy  bits  of  news  since 
our  departure :  colossal  casualty  lists,  including  poor 
Ninian  Bertie  ;  Italy  almost  at  war  ;  and  a  reconstruction 
of  the  Cabinet  imminent." 

The  sense  of  isolation  deepened  as  the  weeks  rolled  on. 
In  one  of  his  letters,  Bobby  explained  how  his  life  in  India 
resembled  that  of  a  Religious  within  enclosing  walls  : 

"  From  our  experience  war  would  appear  to  be  an 
almost  monastic  regime,  monotonous,  secluded,  immensely 
remote  from  the  buzzing  world,  characterized  too  by  early 
rising  and  poor  feeding  ;  but  somewhat  perfunctory  in 
the  liturgical  and  intercessory  department.  Our  only 
real  emotional  link  with  Europe  (apart  from  the  private 
weekly  mail)  is  the  endless  series  of  casualty  lists,  a 
pathetic  reminder  of  ties  remembered  only  in  their 
breaking.  Every  week  it  seems  somebody  drops  from 
the  outer  circle  of  one's  acquaintance  ;  one  lives  in  an 
oppressive  apprehension  as  each  new  list  looms  forward. 
Almost  everyone  I  know  seems  to  have  been  wounded. 

"  Otherwise,  the  tiny,  pregnant  items  of  news  which 
reach  us  three  days  old,  via  Renter  and  the  Pioneer — 
4  Italy  has  declared  war  on  Austria ' ;  '  The  British 
Cabinet  will  be  reconstructed  on  a  National  basis  ' — seem 
trivial  and  commonplace,  and  one's  mind  retains  the 
impression  of  them  for  fewer  minutes  than  the  result  of  a 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     145 

by-election  interests  one  at  home.  It  always  amazes  me 
when  I  think  of  it :  this  country  is  a  land  of  the  Lotus 
Eaters.  I  am  very  happy  in  the  lotus-eating  kind  of  way, 
with  occasional  fits  of  acute  depression  when  one  sees 
oneself  a  coward,  and  twinges  of  home-sickness  which 
the  presence  of  Luly  and  Purefoy  prevents  from  taking 
hold  of  you." 

The  "  endless  series  of  casualty  lists  "  at  that  time 
included  among  the  dead  the  names  of  Bobby's  friends 
George  Fletcher,  William  Gladstone,  Ronald  Corbett  and 
Ninian  Bertie. 


To  THE  VISCOUNTESS  HOWICK 

June  7,  1915. 

"  I  am  very  keen  on  the  National  Government.1  Its 
meetings  must  be  rather  comic,  but  I  can  imagine  nothing 
better  for  politicians  than  to  be  forced  to  see  each  other's 
point  of  view.  I  hope  papa  will  enjoy  the  Board  of 
Agriculture.  Bob  2  at  the  Foreign  Office  ought  to  have 
full  scope  for  his  energies  if  ever  we  get  to  negotiating  a 
peace. 

"  I  have  taken  up  hockey  in  order  to  be  hearty  with  the 
men  during  the  hot  weather.  Luckily,  hot  weather  makes 
me  feel  hearty  and  energetic.  I  run  about  incredibly 
fast  and  often,  and  positively  enjoy  it.  And  at  the  end 
I  can  go  right  into  the  bar  of  the  Club  (which  I  used  to 
regard  as  the  most  unapproachable  spot  on  earth)  and 
sit  on  the  counter  drinking  beer  and  cider  by  the  pint 
and  other  beverages  equally  indigestible,  without  turn- 
ing a  hair.  So  far  has  my  education  by  Purefoy  pro- 
gressed. 

"  I  was  much  gratified  by  the  two  letters  I  got  from  the 

1  Mr.  Asquith  had  just  formed  his  Coalition  Cabinet. 
*  Lord  Robert  Cecil. 

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146     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

4  Princesses.'  *  *  We  have  got  two  new  ducks  on  the  moat 
and  two  Belgian  refugees  in  the  house,'  echoes  another 
famous  phrase.  Also  '  Granny  has  got  her  portrait  in  the 
papers ;  Nisset  has  made  holes  all  over  the  knees  of  her 
stockings,'  is  Gibbonian  in  spirit." 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"  AGRA, 
May  30,  1915. 

"  I  am  very  glad  Asquith  has  included  you,  and  that 
you  have  accepted  inclusion,  in  his  new  Cabinet.  I  expect 
you  will  like  the  Board  of  Agriculture,  though  I  hoped 
they  would  put  you  back  at  the  Admiralty.  However, 
I  am  glad  A.  J.  Balfour  has  gone  there,  as  he  is  the  most 
outstanding  figure  in  Parliament  and  is  also  just  the  man 
to  prevent  friction." 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  AGRA, 
July  16,  1915. 

"  Thanks  for  Oliver's  book  which  has  arrived.  I  have 
only  had  time  just  to  begin  it.  Luly  is  still  reading 
Treitschke,  so  I  haven't  begun  him.  I  read  Aladore.2  The 
language  is  lovely.  It  is  too  irresponsible  to  criticize, 
but  he  keeps  on  straying  into  allegory  and  then  taking 
flight  on  wings  of  fantasy,  which  prevents  my  putting  it  in 
the  first  rank,  because  I  believe  he  meant  it  for  an  alle- 
gory. Shagpat  3  avoids  that  weakness  until  near  the  end. 

"  I  am  making  an  effort  to  learn  some  Hindustani, 
partly  because  I  find  it  very  inconvenient  when  on  leave 
not  to  be  independent  of  an  interpreter,  and  partly  be- 
cause Purefoy  wants  me  to  go  in  for  the  Lower  Standard 
exam,  with  him.  At  present  I  am  learning  to  read  and 

1  His  sister's  little  daughters. 

2  A  ladore  :  a  Prose  Phantasy,  by  Henry  Newbolt. 
»  The  Shaving  of  Shagpat,  by  G.  Meredith. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     147 

trying  to  acquire  a  little  vocabulary.  Their  alphabet  is 
constructed  on  the  most  ridiculous  principles,  or  want  of 
them,  and  reminds  me  very  much  of  the  state  of  their 
towns  :  in  fact,  it  is  symbolic  of  Indian  culture  generally." 

At  the  end  of  July,  Bobby  and  Purefoy  were  granted  a 
fortnight's  leave,  which  they  spent  in  a  visit  to  Lady 
Meston  at  Naini  Tal.  While  there,  a  telegram  arrived 
from  Major  Wyatt,  asking  my  nephew  if  he  would  com- 
mand a  draft  ordered  to  reinforce  the  4th  Hampshires 
in  the  Persian  Gulf.  His  comments  on  this  offer  are 
given  in  the  two  following  letters. 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  GOVERNMENT  HOUSE, 

NAINI  TAL,  August  3,  1915. 

"  This  is  the  exact  fulfilment  of  the  calculation  I  wrote 
to  you  in  April,  but  it  came  as  a  surprise  at  the  moment. 
I  was  more  excited  than  either  pleased  or  depressed.  I 
don't  hanker  after  fighting,  and  I  would,  of  course,  have 
preferred  to  go  with  the  regiment  and  not  as  a  draft.  But 
now  that  I'm  in  for  it,  the  interest  of  doing  something  after 
all  these  months  of  hanging  about,  and  in  particular  the 
responsibility  of  looking  after  the  draft  on  the  way,  seems 
likely  to  absorb  all  other  feelings.  What  appeals  to  me 
most  is  the  purely  unmilitary  prospect  of  being  able  to 
protect  the  men  to  some  extent  from  the,  I'm  sure, 
preventible  sickness  there  has  been  in  the  Persian  Gulf. 
The  only  remark  that  ever  made  me  feel  a  sudden  desire 
to  go  to  any  front  was  when  O'Connor  at  Lahore  told  me 
(quite  untruly,  as  it  turned  out)  that  *  the  Hampshires  were 
dying  like  flies  at  Basra.'  As  for  fighting,  it  doesn't  look 
as  if  there  would  be  much,  whereon  Purefoy  greatly  com- 
miserates me ;  but  if  that  is  the  only  privation  I  shan't 
complain  ! 


148     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  I'm  afraid  your  lively  imagination  will  conjure  up 
every  kind  of  horror,  and  that  is  the  only  thing  that  dis- 
tresses me  about  going ;  but  clearly  a  tropical  climate 
suits  me  better  than  most  people,  and  I  will  be  very  careful 
to  avoid  all  unnecessary  risks  !  both  for  your  peace  of 
mind  and  also  to  keep  the  men  up  to  the  mark,  to  say 
nothing  of  less  exalted  motives." 

Bobby's  last  hours  in  India  were  saddened  by  the 
arrival  of  a  terrible  casualty  list.  He  wrote  home  as 
follows  : 

"  Yesterday  Purefoy  and  I  went  to  the  Taj  at  sunset. 
It  was  wonderfully  peaceful,  the  river  now  fully  250  yards 
broad  and  flowing  like  the  tide  in  Tennyson  that  *  moving 
seems  asleep,  too  full  for  sound  and  foam.'  The  sun  set 
exactly  behind  the  centre  of  the  Fort.  The  world  there 
seemed  to  be  as  God  meant  it  to  be. 

"  The  news  of  poor  Gilbert  Talbot  being  killed  has 
just  come  through.  It  affects  me  very  much.  I  was 
fond  of  Gilbert,  and  it  is  a  pathetic  end  to  all  his  exuberant 
schemes  and  hopes.  And  I  am  very  sorry  for  the  Des- 
boroughs  losing  Billy  so  soon  after  Julian.  I  am  anxious 
to  hear  how  Foss  Prior  is.  I  hardly  knew  the  Lascelles 
boy.  It  is  the  most  pain-giving  list  we  have  yet  had." 

"  August  4. — The  whole  station  turned  out  to  the 
Anniversary  Service  to-day.  It  is  dreadful  to  think  that 
we've  all  been  denying  our  Christianity  for  a  whole  year 
and  are  likely  to  go  on  doing  so  for  another.  How  our 
Lord's  heart  must  bleed  for  us !  It  appals  me  to  think 
of  it." 

On  the  14th  August  1915  Bobby  entered  on  the  final 
stage  of  his  life's  journey.  It  led  him  through  desert 
whirlwind  and  the  roar  of  battle  to  the  supreme  act  of 
self-sacrifice  in  death. 


CHAPTER  VIII 
MESOPOTAMIA,  1915 

THE  "  cultured  leisure  "  thrust  willy-nilly  upon  Bobby 
during  most  of  the  time  spent  by  him  in  Mesopotamia 
left  him  free  for  much  general  observation,  shepherding 
of  his  men,  letter-writing  and  reading.  "I  meditate  on 
the  felicity  of  the  Tennysonian  c  infinite  torment  of  flies.' 
I  am  driven  to  study  Hindustani  and  read  Gibbon  on  the 
heresies  to  avoid  being  actually  bored,  which,  in  a  normal 
existence,  ought  to  be  almost  an  unthinkable  state,"  he 
explained. 

In  those  four  months  he  read  Origin  of  Species,  Religio 
Medici,  The  Decline  and  Fall  of  the  Roman  Empire,  History 
of  India,  Wealth  of  Nations,  Life  of  St.  Francis  of  Assist, 
Balfour's  Theism  and  Humanism,  Bacon's  Essays,  Borrow's 
Works,  Burke's  French  Revolution,  Creighton's  History 
of  the  Papacy,  Margoliouth's  Mahommed,  Wakeman's 
History  of  the  Church  of  England,  Illingworth's  Divine 
Immanence ;  the  poems  of  Chaucer,  Coleridge,  Pope, 
Swinburne,  Tennyson  and  Wordsworth  ;  besides  detective 
stories  and  novels  innumerable. 

Bobby's  insatiable  literary  craving  was  never  allowed 
to  interfere  with  his  punctilious  performance  of  his 
military  duties  or  with  his  "  mothering "  of  his  men. 
Both  officers  and  privates  soon  saw  his  worth  through 
the  veil  of  his  shy  reserve  and  learnt  to  feel  the  warmest 
esteem  and  affection  for  him.  One  such  instance  may  be 
recorded  in  the  words  of  Captain  G.  Elton  of  the  l/4th 
Hampshires,  who  was  sent  to  Amarah  with  a  large  draft 


150     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

and  five  other  officers  in  October  1915,  and  was  there 
attached  as  a  subaltern  to  the  company  of  which  Bobby 
was  second  in  command.  He  says:  "It  was  with  a 
thrill  that  I  discovered  that  he  was  the  Palmer  who  had 
been  President  of  the  Oxford  Union  and  got  a  first  in 
Greats.  He  had  quite  a  lot  of  interesting  books  with 
him  even  there.  The  first  book  he  lent  me  was  Balfour's 
Theism  and  Humanism ;  and  whenever  I  got  a  chance 
I  used  to  talk  to  him.  It  wasn't  easy  ;  he  lived  in  a 
different  building  and  shared  his  room.  But  I  managed 
it  fairly  often,  usually  by  sitting  next  him  in  mess.  He 
impressed  me  very  much  as  a  person  with  an  astonishing 
reserve  of  strength.  Beyond  and  behind  his  sympathy 
and  charm  there  was  something  else,  something  one 
didn't  quite  reach,  obviously  wouldn't  reach,  until  one 
knew  him  really  well.  I  guessed  at  the  time  that  that 
something  was  spiritual  rather  than  intellectual,  but  I 
never  knew  him  long  enough  or  well  enough  to  confirm 
my  guess.  Besides  in  these  ways  attracting  me  as  a 
spirit,  though  wiser  and  stronger,  yet  kindred,  in  an 
alien  place,  I  used  to  admire  his  extreme  efficiency  as  a 
soldier.  I  don't  suppose  he  really  liked  the  routine  as 
I  always  thought  some  of  our  companions  did.  In  fact, 
the  first  thing  he  ever  said  to  me  was,  on  my  remarking 
that  I  wanted  to  follow  my  own  men  into  *  A '  Company, 
that,  judging  from  his  own  experience  of  the  Army,  I 
might  be  pretty  certain  that  that  was  the  one  company 
I  should  not  be  appointed  to.  But  he  was  clearly  a  very 
fine  officer,  in  that,  besides  being  completely  competent 
and  level-headed  in  the  details  of  administration,  he  had 
a  real  hold  over  the  men,  who  recognized  and  loved  him 
as  a  gentleman.  It  was  an  additional  attraction  to  me 
personally  that,  with  the  efficiency,  he  could  be  sufficiently 
absent-minded  to  put  his  gaiters  on  the  wrong  way 
round.  These,  you  see,  are  all  external  impressions.  He 
was  too  reserved  to  tell  me  explicitly  what  he  was  thinking, 


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although  he  at  once  understood  and  sympathized  with 
what  I  was  thinking.  It  was,  no  doubt,  from  the  sub- 
conscious impressions,  which  are  usually  the  truest,  that 
I  became  persuaded  that  he  profoundly  disliked  his  sur- 
roundings but  would  never  admit  his  discomfort  and  drew 
all  the  while  upon  an  inner  source  of  strength,  which  I 
took  to  be  a  philosophy  founded  on  religion. 

"  A  mere  accident  kept  him  from  coming  upstream 
with  us  into  Kut  and  staying  there  for  siege,  subsequent 
captivity  in  Asia  Minor,  and  ultimate  release.  I  remember 
a  fellow-officer  saying  that  when  Robert  saw  us  off  there 
were  tears  in  his  eyes.  I  don't  know  if  that  was  so. 
But  at  least  he  was  badly  missed,  and  I  often  thought 
what  a  difference  he  would  have  made  to  our  captivity." 

"  I  wish  you  could  know  what  a  tremendous  lot  people 
thought  of  him  in  the  regiment,  both  officers  and  men,  some 
of  whom  had  little  in  common  with  him,"  wrote  his  friend 
Purefoy  Causton  to  Bobby's  mother.  Colonel  Stilwell,  of 
the  4th  Hants,  (then  Major  in  command  of  the  battalion  at 
Amarah)  was  struck  from  his  first  arrival  with  his  popularity 
with  the  draft  which  he  had  brought  from  India,  and  before 
long  saw  how  he  had  won  the  love  of  the  whole  company. 
"He  always  looked  after  their  interests,  and  the  men 
knew  it.  He  proved  a  good  leader  of  men." 

Fred  Norris,  one  of  his  Blackmoor  men,  with  character- 
istic Hampshire  avoidance  of  gush,  bears  the  following 
testimony  to  his  company's  appreciation  of  my  nephew  : 

"  Of  all  men  which  served  under  Captain  Palmer's 
command,  not  one  did  I  hear  speak  a  word  against  him, 
which  shows  how  well  he  was  liked,  and  many  times  they 
said  if  all  officers  were  the  same  as  him  the  British  Army 
would  be  perfect.  When  his  draft  arrived  at  Basra  he 
was  so  disappointed  at  the  conditions  that  he  worried  him- 
self awful  over  his  men,  and  by  his  thought  for  them  saved 
a  great  number  of  his  draft  from  the  sun  by  buying  things 
which  he  could  not  get  issued  for  them.  He  would  never 


152     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

rest  until  he  had  seen  his  men  as  comfortable  as  possible. 
When  the  mail  arrived  with  any  parcels,  they  were  always 
sure  of  the  greater  part  of  his  being  distributed  among 
them." 

To  THE  REV.  RONALD  KNOX 

"  H.M.S.  Varsova, 
OFF  FARS  ISLAND, 
August  22,  1915. 

"  It  is  too  warm  to  be  facetious,  and  I  have  no  letter 
of  yours  to  answer ;  so  you  will  have  to  put  up  with  a 
bald  narrative  of  our  doings  since  I  last  wrote. 

"  They  gave  us  various  binges  at  Agra  before  we  left. 
A  concerted  effort  to  make  me  tight  failed  completely  ; 
in  fact,  of  the  plotters  it  could  be  said  that  in  the  same 
bet  that  they  made  privily  were  their  feet  taken. 

"  We  left  on  Saturday,  15th  :  fifty  rank  and  file  and 
myself.  One  had  a  heat-stroke  almost  as  soon  as  the 
train  had  started  (result  of  marching  to  the  station  at 
noon  in  marching  order  and  a  temperature  of  96°),  and 
we  had  an  exciting  hour  in  keeping  his  temperature 
below  109°  till  we  met  the  mail  and  could  get  some 
ice.  We  succeeded  all  right  and  sent  him  safely  to 
hospital  at  Jhansi.  The  rest  of  the  journey  was  cooler 
and  uneventful.  We  reached  Bombay  at  9.15  a.m.  on 
Monday  and  went  straight  on  board.  The  ship  did  not 
sail  till  next  day,  and  when  it  did,  they  contrived  to  leave 
thirty-two  men  behind,  including  five  of  mine. 

"The  thirty -two  lost  sheep  turned  up  at  Karachi, 
having  been  forwarded  by  special  train  from  Bombay. 
No  fatted  calf  was  killed  for  them ;  in  fact,  they  all  got 
fourteen  days'  c  confinement  to  barracks '  and  three 
days'  pay  forfeited  ;  though,  as  Dr.  Johnson  observed, 
the  sea  renders  the  C.B.  part  rather  otiose. 

"  It  is  getting  pronouncedly  hotter  every  hour.     It  was 


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a  quarter  to  one  when  I  began  this  letter  and  is  now  half- 
past  twelve,  which  is  the  kind  of  thing  that  is  continually 
happening.  Anyway  the  bugle  for  lunch  has  just  gone, 
and  it  is  96°  in  my  cabin.  I  have  spent  the  morning 
in  alternate  bouts  of  bridge  and  Illingworth  on  Divine 
Immanence.  I  won  Rs.3  at  the  former  ;  but  I  feel  my 
brain  is  hardly  capable  of  further  coherent  composition 
until  nourishment  has  been  taken.  So  good-bye  for  the 
present.  It  will  take  ages  for  this  to  reach  you." 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  P.S.S.  Karadeniz,  BASRA, 

Friday,  August  27,  1915. 

"  I  wrote  to  papa  from  just  outside  the  bar,  which  is  a 
mud-bank  across  the  head  of  the  Gulf,  about  seventeen 
miles  outside  Fao.  We  anchored  there  to  await  high  tide, 
and  crossed  on  Tuesday  morning. 

"  Fao  is  about  as  unimpressive  a  place  as  I've  seen. 
The  river  is  over  a  mile  wide  there,  but  the  place  is 
absolutely  featureless.  In  fact,  all  the  way  up  it  is  the 
same.  The  surrounding  country  is  as  flush  with  the 
river  as  if  it  had  been  planed  down  to  it.  On  either  side 
runs  a  belt  of  date  palms  about  half  a  mile  wide,  but  these 
are  seldom  worth  looking  at,  being  mostly  low  and  shrubby, 
like  an  overgrown  market  garden.  Beyond  that  is  howling 
desert. 

"  We  reached  Basra  about  2  p.m.  and  anchored  in 
midstream,  the  river  being  800  yards  or  so  wide  here. 
The  city  of  Basra  is  about  three  miles  away,  up  a  creek 

"  The  scene  on  the  river  is  most  attractive,  especially 
at  sunrise  and  sunset.  The  banks  rise  about  ten  feet 
from  the  water ;  the  date  palms  are  large  and  columnar, 
and  since  there  is  a  whole  series  of  creeks,  parallel  and 
intersecting  (they  are  the  highways  and  byways  of  the 
place),  the  whole  area  is  afforested  and  the  wharves  and 


154      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

bazaars  are  embowered  in  date  groves.  The  river  front 
and  the  main  creeks  are  crowded  with  picturesque  craft, 
the  two  main  types  being  a  large  high-prowed  barge,  just 
what  I  picture  to  have  taken  King  Arthur  at  his  Passing, 
but  here  put  to  the  prosaic  uses  of  heavy  transport  and 
called  a  mahtla ;  and  a  long  darting  craft  which  can  be 
paddled  or  punted  and  combines  the  speed  of  a  canoe 
with  the  grace  of  a  gondola,  and  is  called,  though  why 
I  can't  conceive,  a  bhellum.  Some  of  the  barges  are 
masted  and  carry  a  huge  and  lovely  sail,  but  the  ones  in 
use  for  the  Indian  Expeditionary  Force  *  D  '  are  pro- 
pelled by  little  tugs  attached  to  their  sides  and  quite 
invisible  from  beyond,  so  that  the  speeding  barges  seem 
magically  self -moving. 

"Ashore  one  wanders  along  raised  dykes  through  a 
seemingly  endless  forest  of  pillared  date  palms,  among 
which  pools  and  creeks  add  greatly  to  the  beauty,  though 
an  eyesore  to  the  hygienist.  When  one  reaches  the  native 
city  the  streets  are  unmistakably  un-Indian,  and  strongly 
reminiscent  of  the  bazaar  scene  in  Kismet.  This  is 
especially  true  of  the  main  bazaar,  which  is  a  winding 
arcade  half  a  mile  long,  roofed  and  lined  with  shops, 
thronged  with  men.  One  sees  far  fewer  women  than  in 
India,  and  those  mostly  veiled  and  in  black,  while  the 
men  wear  long  robes  and  cloaks  and  scarves  on  their 
heads  bound  with  coils  of  wool  worn  garland-wise,  as  one 
sees  in  Biblical  pictures.  They  seem  friendly,  or  rather 
wholly  indifferent,  to  one,  and  I  felt  at  times  I  might  be 
invisible  and  watching  an  Arabian  Nights  story  for  all 
the  notice  they  took  of  me.  By  the  way,  I  want  you  to 
send  me  a  portable  edition  of  the  Arabian  Nights  as  my 
next  book,  please. 

"  We  have  moved  across  to  this  ship  while  awaiting  our 
river-boats.  They  use  ships  here  as  barracks  and  hotels, 
very  sensibly  seeing  that  there  are  none  fit  for  habita- 
tion on  land  ;  while  being  about  400  yards  from  either 


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bank  we  are  practically  free  from  mosquitoes.  But  this 
particular  ship  is  decidedly  less  desirable  for  residential 
purposes  than  the  Varsova.  It  was  originally  a  German 
boat  and  was  sold  to  the  Turks  to  be  used  for  a  pilgrim 
ship  to  Mecca ;  and  I  can  only  conclude  either  that  the 
Turkish  ideas  of  comfort  are  very  different  to  ours  or  that 
the  pilgrimage  has  a  marked  element  of  asceticism. 

"  But  I  am  quite  ready  to  put  up  with  the  amenities 
of  a  Turkish  pilgrim  ship.  What  does  try  me  is  the 
murderous  folly  of  military  authorities.  They  wouldn't 
let  us  take  our  spine-pads  from  Agra,  because  we  should 
be  issued  with  them  here.  They  have  none  here,  and  have 
no  idea  when  they  will  get  any.  Incidentally,  no  one 
was  expecting  our  arrival  here,  least  of  all  the  4th  Hants. 
Everyone  says  a  spine-pad  is  a  necessary  precaution 
here,  so  I  am  having  fifty  made,  and  shall  try  and  make 
the  Colonel  pay  for  them. 

"  To  continue  the  chapter  of  incredible  muddles  :  the 
780  who  went  off  on  Wednesday  were  embarked  on  their 
river-boat — packed  like  herrings — at  9  a.m.,  and  never 
got  started  till  4  p.m.  A  bright  performance,  but  nothing 
to  our  little  move.  This  boat  is  600  yards  from  the 
Varsova,  and  they  had  every  hour  in  the  twenty-four  to 
choose  from  for  the  move.  First  they  selected  2  p.m. 
Wednesday  as  an  appropriate  hour  1  It  was  100°  in 
the  shade  by  1  p.m.,  so  the  prospect  was  not  alluring. 
At  1.30  the  order  was  washed  out,  and  for  the  rest 
of  the  day  no  further  orders  could  be  got  for  love  or 
money. 

"  We  were  still  in  suspense  yesterday  morning,  till  at 
8.30 — just  about  the  latest  time  for  completing  a  morning 
movement — two  huge  barges  appeared  with  orders  to 
embark  on  them  at  10  I  Not  only  that,  but  although 
there  are  scores  of  straw-roofed  barges  about,  these  two 
were  as  open  as  row-boats,  and  in  fact  exactly  like  giant 
row-boats.  To  complete  the  situation,  the  Supply  and 


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Transport  had  not  been  apprised  of  the  postponement, 
and  so  there  was  no  food  for  the  men  on  board.  Conse- 
quently they  had  to  load  kits,  etc.,  and  embark  on  empty 
stomachs. 

"  Well,  hungry  but  punctual,  we  embarked  at  10  a.m. 
It  was  102°  in  my  cabin,  so  you  can  imagine  what  the  heat 
and  glare  of  a  hundred  and  fifty  men  in  an  open  barge 
was.  Having  got  us  into  this  enviable  receptacle,  they 
proceeded  to  think  of  all  the  delaying  little  trifles  which 
might  have  been  thought  of  any  time  that  morning.  One 
way  and  another  they  managed  to  waste  three-quarters 
of  an  hour  before  we  started.  The  journey  took  six 
minutes  or  so.  Getting  alongside  this  ship  took  another 
half -hour,  the  delay  mainly  due  to  Arab  incompetence  this 
time.  Then  came  disembarking,  unloading  kits,  and  all 
the  odd  jobs  of  moving  units — which  all  had  to  be  done  in  a 
furnace-like  heat  by  men  who  had  had  no  food  for  twenty 
hours.  To  crown  it  all,  the  people  on  board  here  had 
assumed  we  should  breakfast  before  starting,  and  not  a 
scrap  of  food  was  ready.  The  poor  men  finally  got  some 
food  at  2  p.m.  after  a  twenty-two  hours'  fast  and  three 
hours  herded  or  working  in  a  temperature  of  about 
140°.  Nobody  could  complain  of  such  an  ordeal  if 
we'd  been  defending  Lucknow  or  attacking  Shaiba,  but 
to  put  such  a  strain  on  the  men's  health — newly  arrived 
and  with  no  pads  or  glasses  or  shades — gratuitously  and 
merely  by  dint  of  sheer  hard  muddling — is  infuriating  to 
me  and  criminal  in  the  authorities — a  series  of  scatter- 
brained nincompoops  about  fit  to  look  after  a  cocker- 
spaniel  between  them. 

"Considering  what  they  went  through,  I  think  our 
draft  came  off  lightly  with  three  cases  of  heat-stroke. 
Luckily  the  object-lesson  in  the  train  and  my  sermons 
thereon  have  borne  fruit,  and  the  men  acted  promptly 
and  sensibly  as  soon  as  the  patients  got  bad.  Two  began 
to  feel  ill  on  the  barge  and  the  third  became  delirious 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     157 

quite  suddenly  a  few  minutes  after  we  got  on  board  here. 
When  I  arrived  on  the  scene  they  had  already  got  him 
stripped  and  soused,  though  in  the  stuffy  'tween  decks. 
I  got  him  up  on  deck  (it  was  stuffy  enough  there),  and  we 
got  ice;  and,  thanks  to  our  promptness,  he  was  only  violent 
for  about  a  quarter  of  an  hour,  and  by  the  time  my  kit 
was  reachable  and  I  could  get  my  thermometer,  an 
hour  or  so  later,  he  was  normal.  There  was  no  medical 
officer  on  board,  except  a  grotesque  fat  old  Turk  physician 
to  the  Turkish  prisoners,  whose  diagnosis  was  in  Arabic 
and  whose  sole  idea  of  treatment  was  to  continue  feeling 
the  patient's  pulse  (which  he  did  by  holding  his  left  foot) 
till  we  made  him  stop. 

"  It  seems  to  me  another  count  in  the  indictment 
against  the  brass  hats  that  no  instruction  has  been  given 
to  the  officers  and  N.C.O.'s  of  our  drafts  as  to  how  to 
deal  with  such  cases.  Nothing  would  have  been  easier 
than  to  give  it  on  the  Varsova" 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

44  AMARAH, 
September  2,  1915. 

"  Our  embarkation  was  much  more  sensibly  managed 
this  time,  a  Captain  Forrest  of  the  Oxfords  being  O.C. 
troops,  and  having  some  sense,  though  the  brass  hats 
again  fixed  10  a.m.  as  the  hour.  However,  he  got  all 
our  kits  on  the  barge  at  7,  and  then  let  the  men  rest 
on  the  big  ship  till  the  time  came.  Moreover,  the  barge 
was  covered.  We  embarked  on  it  at  9.30  and  were 
towed  along  to  the  river  steamer  Malamir,  to  which  we 
transferred  our  stuff  without  difficulty  as  its  lower  deck 
was  nearly  level  with  the  barge. 

44  Starting  at  noon  on  Monday,  it  took  us  till  5  p.m. 
Wednesday  to  do  the  180  miles.  It  is  much  less  for  a 
crow,  but  the  river  winds  so,  that  one  can  quite  believe 


158     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Herodotus's  yarn  of  the  place  where  you  pass  the  same 
village  on  three  consecutive  days. 

"  In  the  afternoon  of  the  second  day  we  passed  Ezra's 
Tomb,  which  has  a  beautiful  dome  of  blue  tiles,  which 
in  India  one  would  date  seventeenth  century.  Otherwise 
it  looked  rather  '  kachcha '  and  out  of  repair,  but  it 
makes  an  extremely  picturesque  group,  having  two 
clumps  of  palms  on  either  side  of  an  otherwise  open 
stretch  of  river. 

"  Soon  afterwards  we  came  to  a  large  Bedouin  village, 
or  rather  camp,  running  up  a  little  creek  and  covering 
quite  fifteen  acres.  They  can't  have  been  there  long, 
as  the  whole  area  was  under  water  two  months  ago. 
Their  dwellings  are  made  of  reeds,  a  framework  of  stiff 
and  pliant  reeds  and  a  covering  of  reed -matting,  the 
whole  being  like  the  cover  of  a  van  stuck  into  the  ground 
and  one  end  closed,  but  smaller. 

"  Next  morning,  Wednesday,  a  half -gale  was  blowing 
against  us  and  progress  was  slower  than  ever.  The 
river  got  wider  again,  nearly  200  yards  in  places,  and  the 
wind  lashed  it  into  waves.  We  arrived  here  about  5  p.m. 

"  This  is  a  town  of  about  10,000  inhabitants,  on  the 
left  bank  of  the  Tigris.  On  the  river  front  is  a  quay 
about  a  mile  long,  and  an  equally  long  row  of  continental- 
looking  houses.  It  almost  reminds  one  of  Dieppe  at 
moments.  We  occupy  a  block  of  four  houses,  which 
have  a  common  courtyard  behind  them,  a  great  cloistered 
yard,  which  makes  an  admirable  billet  for  the  men. 

"  We  officers  live  in  two  of  the  houses,  the  third  is 
orderly  room,  etc.,  and  the  fourth  is  used  by  some  native 
regiment  officers.  There  is  no  furniture  whatever,  so 
it  is  like  camping  with  a  house  for  a  tent.  We  sleep  on 
the  roof  and  live  on  the  verandahs  of  the  little  inner 
courts.  It  is  decidedly  cooler  than  Basra,  and  last 
night  I  wanted  a  blanket  before  dawn  for  the  first  time 
since  April  (excluding  the  hills,  of  course)." 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     159 

To  HIS  FATHER 

"  AMARAH, 
September  4,  1915. 

"  This  battalion  when  we  arrived  here  was  nominally 
nearly  300  strong,  but  actually  it  could  hardly  have 
paraded  100.  This  reduction  is  nearly  all  due  to  sickness. 
The  deaths  from  all  causes  only  total  between  forty  and 
fifty,  out  of  the  original  800,  and  of  these  about  twenty- 
five,  I  think,  were  killed  in  action.  But  there  has  been 
an  enormous  amount  of  sickness  during  the  hot  weather, 
four-fifths  of  which  has  been  heat-stroke  and  malaria. 
There  have  been  a  few  cases  of  enteric  and  a  certain 
number  of  dysentery ;  but  next  to  heat  and  malaria 
more  men  have  been  knocked  out  by  sores  and  boils 
than  by  any  disease.  It  takes  ages  for  the  smallest 
sore  to  heal. 

"  Of  the  original  thirty  officers,  eight  are  left  here, 
and  Major  Stilwell,  who  is  Commanding  Officer. 

"  In  honour  of  our  arrival  they  have  adopted  double 
company  system.  I  am  posted  to  c  A  '  Double  Company, 
of  which  the  company  commander  and  only  other  officer 
is  Harris,  cet.  nineteen.  So  I  am  second  in  command 
and  four  platoon  commanders  at  once,  besides  having 
temporary  charge  of  the  machine-guns  (not  that  I  am 
ever  to  parade  with  them).  It  sounds  a  lot,  but,  with 
next  to  no  men  about,  the  work  is  lessened.  In  a  day 
or  two  we  shall  be  the  only  English  battalion  remaining 
here,  so  that  all  the  duties  which  can't  be  entrusted  to 
Indian  troops  will  fall  on  us.  While  sitting  on  that  court 
martial  at  Agra  (on  13th  June)  I  expressed  my  view  in  a 
sonnet  which  I  append,  for  you  to  show  to  mamma  : 

"  How  long,  O  Lord,  how  long,  before  the  flood 
Of  crimson-welling  carnage  shall  abate  ? 
From  sodden  plains  in  West  and  East  the  blood 
Of  kindly  men  streams  up  in  mists  of  hate 


160     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Polluting  Thy  clear  air  :  and  nations  great 

In  reputation  of  the  arts  that  bind 

The  world  with  hopes  of  Heaven,  sink  to  the  state 

Of  brute  barbarians,  whose  ferocious  mind 

Gloats  o'er  the  bloody  havoc  of  their  kind, 

Not  knowing  love  or  mercy.     Lord,  how  long 

Shall  Satan  in  high  places  lead  the  blind 

To  battle  for  the  passions  of  the  strong  ? 

Oh,  touch  Thy  children's  hearts,  that  they  may  know 

Hate  their  most  hateful,  pride  their  deadliest  foe."  l 

To  LIEUTENANT  PUREFOY  CAUSTON 

"  AMARAH, 
August  26  and  September  25,  1915. 

"  I  wonder  how  long  H 's  *  delirious  joy  '  at  going 

to  the  front  will  last.  Those  who  have  seen  a  campaign 
here  are  all  thoroughly  converted  to  my  view  of  fronts. 

I  can't  imagine  a  keener  soldier  than  F ,  and  even 

he  says  he  doesn't  care  if  he  never  sees  another  Turk, 
and  as  to  France,  you  might  as  well  say,  '  Hurrah,  I'm 

off  to  Hell ! '     Pat  M goes  as  far  as  to  say  that  no 

sane  fellow  ever  has  been  bucked  at  going  to  the  Front, 
as  distinguished  from  being  anxious  to  do  his  duty  by 
going  there.  But  I  don't  agree  with  him.  Did  you  see 
about  the  case  of  a  Captain  in  the  Sikhs,  who  deserted 
from  Peshawar,  went  to  England,  enlisted  as  a  private 
under  an  assumed  name,  and  was  killed  in  Flanders  ? 
The  psychology  of  that  man  would  be  very  interesting 
to  analyse.  It  can't  have  been  sense  of  duty,  because 
he  knew  he  was  flagrantly  violating  his  duty.  Nor  can 
you  explain  it  by  some  higher  call  of  duty  than  his  duty 
as  a  Sikh  officer,  like  the  duty  which  makes  martyrs 
disobey  emperors.  It  must  have  been  just  the  primitive 
passion  for  a  fight.  But  if  it  was  that,  to  indulge  it  was 
a  bad,  weak,  and  vicious  thing  to  do.  Yet  it  clearly 
wasn't  a  selfish  thing  to  do  :  on  the  contrary,  it  was 

1  Sonnet  published  in  the  Times  of  isth  October  1915. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     161 

heroic.  He  deliberately  sacrificed  his  rank,  pay,  and 
prospects  and  exposed  himself  to  great  danger.  Still, 
as  far  as  I  can  see,  he  only  did  it  because  his  passion  for 
fighting  was  stronger  than  every  other  consideration, 
and  therefore  he  seems  to  me  to  be  morally  in  the  same 
class  as  the  man  who  runs  away  with  his  neighbour's 
wife,  or  any  other  victim  of  strong  (and  largely  noble) 
passions.  And  I  believe  that  the  people  who  say  they 
are  longing  to  be  at  the  Front  can  be  divided  into 
three  classes  :  (1)  those  who  merely  say  so  because  it 
is  the  right  thing  to  say,  and  have  never  thought  or 
wished  about  it  on  their  own  ;  (2)  those  who  deliberately 
desire  to  drink  the  bitterest  cup  that  they  can  in  these 
times  of  trouble — these  men  are  heroes,  and  are  the 
men  who  in  peace  choose  a  mission  to  lepers;  (3)  the 
savages,  who  want  to  indulge  their  primitive  passions. 
Perhaps  one  ought  to  add  as  the  largest  class  (4)  those 
who  don't  imagine  what  it  is  like,  who  think  it  will  be 
exciting,  seeing  life,  and  experience  and  so  on,  and  don't 
think  of  its  reality  or  meaning  at  all." 

"  I  know  you  will  sympathize  deeply  with  our  hard 
luck  in  being  kept  away  from  a  possible  scene  of  bloodshed  ; 
but  the  less  of  that  nasty  side  of  things  that  I  see,  the 
better  I  shall  like  it.  Only  I  do  want  to  find  out  how  I 
and  the  men  should  feel  and  behave  under  fire.  I  believe 
that  if  I  could  choose  a  day  of  heavy  fighting  of  any  kind 
I  liked  for  my  draft,  I  should  choose  to  spend  a  day  in 
trenches  under  heavy  fire  without  being  able  to  return  it. 
The  fine  things  of  war  spring  from  your  chance  of  being 
killed  :  the  ugly  things  from  your  chance  of  killing.  Per- 
sonally, the  chances  of  being  killed  which  presented 
themselves  vividly  to  my  craven  imagination  from  a  dis- 
tance hardly  ever  occur  to  me  now  ;  and  when  they  do, 
are  far  less  interesting  than  they  used  to  be.  I  attribute 
this  partly  to  being  busy  and  partly  to  the  forward 


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tendency  of  one's  mind,  which  is  always  far  more  con- 
cerned with  the  week  after  next  than  with  to-morrow." 


To  HIS  FATHER 

"  AMARAH, 
September  16  and  21,  1915. 

"  The  main  item  of  news  which  reached  me  from  Agra 
yesterday  is,  that  they  have  gazetted  me  a  Captain  after 
all.  I  suppose  I  ought  to  have  been  expecting  it,  as  they 
had  so  explicitly  assured  me  it  was  impossible  ;  but  they 
go  on  taking  one  in  every  time,  as  we  do  Orientals  by 
speaking  the  truth. 

"  The  provision  for  the  sick  and  wounded  is  on  the 
whole  fairly  good  now.  Six  months  ago  it  was  very 
inadequate — too  few  doctors  and  not  enough  hospital 
accommodation.  My  men  who  were  in  the  Base  Hospital 
at  Basra  spoke  very  well  of  it :  the  serious  cases  are 
invalided  to  India  by  the  hospital  ship  Madras.  It  is 
said  that  ten  thousand  have  gone  back  to  India  in  this 
way.  It  is  a  curious  fact  that  the  Indian  troops  suffered 
from  heat-stroke  every  bit  as  much  as  the  British." 

To  THE  LADY  LAURA  RIDDING 

"  AMARAH. 

"  I  suppose  everyone  is  struck  by  the  weakness  of  a 
democracy  in  war-time  as  compared  with  an  autocracy 
like  the  German.  It  is  a  complaint  as  old  as  Demosthenes. 
But  it  does  not  shake  my  faith  in  democracy  as  the  best 
form  of  government,  because  mere  strength  and  efficiency 
is  not  my  ideal.  If  a  magician  were  to  offer  to  change  us 
to-morrow  into  a  State  of  the  German  model,  I  shouldn't 
accept  the  offer,  not  even  for  the  sake  of  winning  the 
war." 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     163 


To  Miss  ELEANOR  BALFOURJ 

"  AMARAH, 
September  24,  1915. 

"  As  for  the  future,  I  think  it  would  be  a  mistake  to 
expect  this  war  to  produce  a  revolution  in  human  nature, 
and  equally  wrong  to  think  nothing  has  been  achieved 
if  it  doesn't.  What  I  hope  is  that  it  will  mark  a  distinct 
stage  towards  a  more  Christian  conception  of  inter- 
national relations.  I'm  afraid  that  for  a  long  time  to 
come  there  will  be  those  who  will  want  to  wage  war  and 
will  have  to  be  crushed  with  their  own  weapons.  But  I 
think  this  insane  and  devilish  cult  of  war  will  be  a  thing 
of  the  past.  War  will  only  remain  as  an  unpleasant  means 
to  an  end.  The  next  stage  will  be,  one  hopes,  the  gradual 
realization  that  the  ends  for  which  one  wages  war  are 
generally  selfish  ;  and  anyway  that  law  is  preferable  to 
force  as  a  method  of  settling  disputes.  As  to  whether 
national  ideals  can  be  Christian  ideals,  in  the  strict  sense 
they  can't  very  well :  because  so  large  a  part  of  the 
Christian  idea  lies  in  self-suppression  and  self-denial,  which 
of  course  can  only  find  its  worth  in  individual  conduct  and 
its  meaning  in  the  belief  that  this  life  is  but  a  preparation 
for  a  future  life ;  whereas  national  life  is  a  thing  of  this 
world  and  therefore  the  law  of  its  being  must  be  self- 
development  and  self-interest.  The  Prussians  interpret 
this  crudely  as  mere  self-assertion  and  the  will  to  power. 
The  Christianizing  of  international  relations  will  be 
brought  about  by  insisting  on  the  contrary  interpretation 
— that  our  highest  self-development  and  interest  is  to 
be  attained  by  respecting  the  interests  and  encouraging 
the  development  of  others.  The  root  fallacy  to  be 
eradicated,  of  course,  is  that  one  Power's  gain  is  another's 
loss  :  a  fallacy  which  has  dominated  diplomacy  and  is  the 

1  Now  the  Hon.  Mrs.  G.  E.  Cole. 


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negation  of  law.  I  think  we  are  perceptibly  breaking  away 
from  it ;  the  great  obstacle  to  better  thinking  now  is  the 
existence  of  so  many  backward  peoples  incapable  (as  we 
think)  of  seeking  their  own  salvation.  Personally,  I  don't 
see  how  we  can  expect  the  Christianizing  process  to  make 
decisive  headway  until  the  incapables  are  partitioned  out 
among  the  capables.  Meanwhile,  let  us  hope  that  each 
new  war  will  be  more  unpopular  and  less  respectable  than 
the  last." 

On  29th  September  he  wrote  :  "  We  have  just  had  news 
from  the  front  that  a  successful  action  has  been  fought, 
the  enemy's  left  flank  turned,  and  several  hundred 
prisoners  taken — our  own  casualties  under  500.  So  the 
show  seems  to  have  come  off  up  to  time." 


To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  AMARAH, 
October  6,  1915. 

"  The  latest  figures  of  the  Kut  fight  show  that  the 
proportion  of  killed  on  our  side  was  extraordinarily  small. 
They  are :  Our  Side — Killed  :  officers,  4  or  5  ;  rank  and 
file,  80.  Wounded :  officers,  40 ;  rank  and  file,  1000. 
Enemy— Prisoners :  1300;  Killed  (?),  400;  Wounded  (?) ; 
guns  captured,  8  ;  do.  in  river  (?)  11.  These  figures  are 
largely  conjectural,  as  the  inhabitants  of  Kut  came  out 
and  buried  the  Turkish  dead  without  waiting  for  us  to 
count  them. 

"  Yesterday  afternoon  Mark  Sykes  reappeared  here  on 
his  way  down,  so  I  boarded  his  boat  and  introduced  myself. 
I  had  met  him  when  I  dined  with  Bob  at  the  House  of 
Commons.  He  was  very  affable  and  talked  to  my  know- 
ledge for  five  hours  without  a  minute's  pause.  He  is  a 
colonel,  but  has  been  on  political  service  first  to  the 
Balkans,  then  India,  and  now  here.  He  had,  of  course, 
lots  to  say  about  the  Balkan  crisis.  He  came  and  dined 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     165 

with  me  in  mess  and  talked  till  10  p.m. — it  was  much 
appreciated  by  us  all." 


To  LIEUTENANT  THE  HON.  LEWIS  PALMER 

"  AMARAH, 
October  11,  1915. 

"  I  have  developed  a  bubble  reputation  as  a  footballer, 
and  played  centre-half  for  the  officers  and  servants  yes- 
terday. We  won  1-0.  It  was  a  splendid  game.  The 
local  Arab  kids  take  a  tremendous  interest  in  footer. 
They  turn  up  on  the  ground  by  scores  and  have  a 
great  time  scrambling  for  the  ball  behind  the  goal  during 
the  preliminary  kicking  about.  During  the  play  they 
mimicked  Tommy  Atkins'  cheers  in  the  most  ridiculous 
way,  and  added  to  the  effect  by  cheering  loudest  whenever 
the  Major  took  a  toss." 

"  October  26. 

"  To-morrow  I  shall  have  to  try  the  case  of  Private 

R ,  who  is  charged  with  refusing  to  mount  a  mule 

when  ordered.  Having  observed  the  mule  in  question,  1 
feel  it  would  be  as  reasonable  to  charge  him  with  refusing 
to  hop  over  Mount  Ararat  when  ordered  ;  but  I  suppose 
discipline  will  have  to  be  maintained,  and  no  doubt  R — 
has  calculated  that  twenty-one  days'  field  punishment 
No.  2  is  the  lesser  evil." 


To  THE  REV.  RONALD  KNOX 

"  AMARAH, 
October  11,  1915. 

"  I  have  just  seen  in  the  Times  that  Charles  Lister 
died  of  his  wounds.  It  really  is  heart-breaking.  All 
the  men  one  had  so  fondly  hoped  would  make  the  world 


166     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

a  little  better  to  live  in  seem  to  be  taken  away.  And 
Charles  was  a  spirit  which  no  country  can  afford  to  lose. 
I  feel  so  sorry  for  you  too  :  he  must  have  been  very  dear 
to  you  personally.  How  the  world  will  hate  war  when 
it  can  pause  to  think  about  it ! 

"  No,  Luly  is  not  with  me :  I  was  the  only  officer 
with  the  draft.  As  for  impressions  of  our  surroundings, 
they  are  definite  but  not  always  communicable. 

"  If  this  neighbourhood  could  certainly  be  identified 
with  Eden,  one  could  supply  an  entirely  new  theory  of 
the  Fall  of  Adam.  Here  at  Amarah  we  are  two  hundred 
miles  by  river  from  the  sea,  and  twenty -eight  feet  above 
sea-level.  Within  reach  of  the  water  anything  will  grow  ; 
but,  as  the  Turks  levied  a  tax  on  trees,  the  date  is  the 
only  one  which  has  survived.  There  are  little  patches  of 
corn  and  fodder-stuff  along  the  banks,  and  a  few  vegetable 
gardens  round  the  town.  Otherwise,  the  whole  place 
is  a  desert  and  as  flat  as  this  paper :  except  that  we  can 
see  the  bare  brown  Persian  mountains  about  forty  miles 
off  to  the  N.N.E. 

"  The  desert  grows  little  tufts  of  prickly  scrub  here 
and  there;  otherwise  it  is  like  a  brick  floor.  In  the 
spring  it  is  flooded,  and  as  the  flood  recedes  the  mud 
cakes  into  a  hard  crust  on  which  a  horse's  hoof  makes 
no  impression  ;  but  naturally  the  surface  is  very  rough 
in  detail,  like  a  muddy  lane  after  a  frost.  So  it  is  vile 
for  either  walking  or  riding. 

"  The  atmosphere  can  find  no  mean  between  absolute 
stillness — which,  till  lately,  meant  stifling  heat — and 
violent  commotion  in  the  form  of  N.W.  gales  which  blow 
periodically,  fogging  the  air  with  dust  and  making  life 
almost  intolerable  while  they  last.  These  gales  have 
ceased  to  be  baking  hot,  and  in  another  month  or  two 
they  will  be  piercingly  cold. 

"  The  inhabitants  are  divided  into  Bedouins  and  town- 
Arabs.  The  former  are  nomadic  and  naked,  and  live 


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in  hut-tents  of  reed  matting.     The  latter  are  just  like 
the  illustrations  in  family  Bibles. 

"  What  I  should  be  grateful  for  in  the  way  of  litera- 
ture is  if  you  could  find  a  portable  and  readable  book 
on  the  history  of  these  parts.  My  Gibbon  sketches  the 
doings  of  the  first  four  Caliphs ;  but  what  I  should  like 
most  would  be  the  subsequent  history — the  Bagdad 
Caliphs,  Tartar  Invasion,  Turkish  Conquest,  etc.  Mark 
Sykes  tells  me  he  is  about  to  publish  a  '  Little  AbsuTs 
History  of  Islam,'  but  as  he  is  still  diplomatizing  out  here 
I  doubt  if  it  will  be  ready  for  press  soon. 

"  As  for  this  campaign,  you  will  probably  know  more 
about  the  Kut  battle  than  I  do.  Anyway  the  facts  were 
briefly  these.  The  Turks  had  a  very  strongly  entrenched 
position  at  Kut,  with  15,000  men  and  35  guns.  (We 
had  about  10,000  men  and  25  or  27  guns,  7  of  them  on 
river-boats,  I  think.)  We  feinted  at  their  right  and  then 
outflanked  their  left  by  a  night  march  of  twelve  miles. 
Then  followed  a  day's  hard  fighting,  as  the  outflankers 
had  to  storm  three  redoubts  successively  before  they 
could  properly  enfilade  the  position.  Just  as  they  had 
done  it,  the  whole  Turkish  reserve  turned  up  on  their 
right  and  they  had  to  turn  on  it  and  defeat  it,  which 
they  did. 

"  (Meanwhile,  the  Turkish  commander  announced 
that  he  had  received  a  telegram  from  the  Sultan  re- 
quiring the  immediate  presence  of  himself  and  army  at 
Constantinople :  so  the  firing-line  took  the  hint  and 
started  for  the  new  alignment  by  the  shortest  route. 
However,  as  everybody's  great  idea  was  to  put  the  river 
between  himself  and  the  enemy  he'd  been  facing,  two 
streams  met  at  the  bridge  and  there  were  further  scenes.) 
By  this  time  it  was  dark,  the  troops  were  absolutely 
exhausted  and  had  finished  all  their  water ;  the  only 
thing  to  do  was  to  bivouac  and  wait  for  daylight.  In 
the  night  the  Turks  got  away.  If  we  could  have  pressed 


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on  and  seized  their  bridge,  we  should  have  almost  wiped 
them  out ;  but  it  was  really  wonderful  we  did  as  much 
as  we  did  under  the  circumstances.  Our  casualties 
were  1243,  but  only  85  killed.  The  Turkish  losses  are 
not  known  :  we  captured  about  1400  and  12  of  the  guns  ; 
we  buried  over  400,  but  don't  know  how  many  the  local 
Arabs  buried.  Our  pursuit  was  delayed  by  the  mud- 
banks  on  the  river,  and  the  enemy  was  able  to  get  clear 
and  re-form  in  their  next  position,  about  ninety  miles 
farther  north.  We  are  now  concentrating  against  them." 

To  Miss  ELEANOR  BALFOUR 

"  AMARAH, 
October  8,  1915. 

"  If  I  said  that  this  War  means  the  denying  of 
Christianity  I  ought  to  have  explained  myself  more. 
That  phrase  is  so  often  used  loosely  that  people  don't 
stop  to  think  exactly  what  they  mean.  If  the  Germans 
deliberately  brought  about  the  War  to  aggrandize  them- 
selves, as  I  believe  they  did,  that  was  a  denial  of 
Christianity,  i.e.  a  deliberate  rejection  of  Christian 
principles  and  disobedience  to  Christ's  teaching ;  and  it 
makes  no  difference  in  that  case  that  it  was  a  national 
and  not  an  individual  act.  But  once  the  initiating  evil 
was  done,  it  involved  the  consequence,  as  evil  always 
does,  of  leaving  other  nations  only  a  choice  of  evils. 
In  this  case  the  choice  for  England  was  between  seeing 
Belgium  and  France  crushed  and  war.  In  choosing  war 
I  can't  admit  there  was  any  denial  of  Christianity ;  and 
I  don't  think  you  can  point  to  any  text,  however  literally 
you  press  the  interpretation,  which  will  bear  a  contrary 
construction.  Take  '  Resist  not  him  that  doeth  evil ' 
as  literally  as  you  like,  in  its  context.  It  obviously 
refers  to  an  individual  resisting  a  wrong  committed 
against  himself;  and  the  moral  basis  of  the  doctrine 


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seems  to  me  twofold :  (1)  As  regards  yourself,  self- 
denial,  loving  your  enemies,  etc.,  is  the  divine  law  for 
the  soul ;  (2)  as  regards  the  wronger,  nothing  is  so  likely 
to  better  him  as  your  unselfish  behaviour.  The  doctrine 
plainly  does  not  refer  to  wrongs  committed  in  your 
presence  against  others.  Our  Lord  Himself  overthrew 
the  tables  of  the  money-changers.  And  the  moral  basis 
of  His  resistance  to  evil  here  is  equally  clear  if  you  tolerate 
evils  committed  against  others  :  (1)  Your  own  morale 
and  courage  is  lowered — it  is  shirking ;  (2)  the  wronger 
is  merely  encouraged.  If  I  take  A's  coat  and  A  gives 
me  his  cloak  also,  I  may  be  touched.  But  B's  acquies- 
cence in  the  proceeding  cannot  possibly  touch  me  and  only 
encourages  me.  Now  the  Government  of  a  country  is 
nearly  always  in  the  position  of  B ;  but  I  would  justify 
the  resistance  of  Belgium  on  the  same  grounds." 

Bobby  continued  this  argument  in  a  letter  to  his 
father  dated  10th  October. 

"  You've  got  to  face  the  fact  that  the  spirit  which 
produces  war  is  still  dominant.  Fight  that  spirit  by  all 
means ;  but  while  it  exists  don't  suppose  your  own 
duty  is  merely  to  keep  out  of  wars.  That  seems  to  me 
a  very  selfish  and  narrow  view.  As  for  our  Lord  in  a 
bayonet  charge,  one  doesn't  easily  imagine  it ;  but  that 
is  because  it  is  inconsistent  with  His  mission  rather 
than  His  character.  I  can't  imagine  a  Christian  enjoying 
either  a  bayonet  charge,  or  hanging  a  criminal,  or  over- 
throwing the  tables  of  a  money-changer,  or  any  other 
form  of  violent  retribution. 

"  I  have  been  out  shooting  three  times  this  week 
with  Patmore  of  I/ 7th  Hants.  On  our  way  home  after 
the  first  shoot  I  saw  a  falcon  catch  a  swallow  on  the 
wing.  It  flew  straight  and  rather  fast  past  us,  just 
within  shot,  fairly  high.  A  swallow  came  sailing  at  full 
speed  from  the  opposite  direction  and  would  have  passed 
above  and  to  the  right  of  the  falcon,  and  about  six  feet 


170     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

from  it.  The  latter  took  no  notice  of  it  till  the  crucial 
moment,  when  it  swerved  and  darted  upwards,  exactly 
as  a  swallow  itself  does  after  flies,  and  caught  the  swallow 
neatly  in  its  talons.  It  then  proceeded  on  its  way  so 
calmly  that  if  you  had  taken  your  eye  off  it  for  one-fifth 
of  a  second  you  wouldn't  have  known  it  had  deviated 
from  its  course.  It  then  planed  down  and  settled  about 
four  hundred  yards  away  on  the  ground." 

To  HIS  PARENTS 

"  AMARAH, 
October  13,  1915. 

"  The  state  of  Europe  after  the  War  is  too  horrible  to 
contemplate.  Even  if  we  win  decisively,  we  shall  have 
piled  up  a  debt  which  will  cost  us  something  like  two 
hundred  millions  a  year  in  interest.  I  see  no  prospect 
of  there  being  a  penny  to  spare  for  social  reforms  for  a 
generation  or  more,  even  if  we  escape  a  catastrophic 
crash.  What  a  cheap  insurance  conscription  looks  now ! 
But  I  can't  feel  sure  that  conscription  would  have  pre- 
vented the  War,  since  Germany  expected  us  to  keep  out 
of  it. 

"...  I  have  become  the  battalion's  right  hand 
at  '  soccer,'  which  I  never  should  have  foretold  for 
myself." 

To  THE  LADY  LAURA  RIDDING 

"  AMARAH, 
October  22,  1915. 

"  The  birds  here  are  very  few  compared  with  those  in 
India.  On  the  river  there  are  pied  kingfishers.  On  the 
flooded  land,  and  especially  on  the  mud-flats  round  it, 
there  are  large  numbers  of  sandpipers,  Kentish  and  ringed 
plovers,  stints  and  stilts,  terns  and  gulls,  ducks  and  teal, 
egrets  and  cranes  ;  but  as  there  is  not  a  blade  of  vegeta- 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     171 

tion  within  a  mile  of  them,  there  are  no  facilities  for 
observation,  still  less  for  shooting. 

"  There  are  several  buzzards  and  falcons  and  a  few 
kites,  but  vultures  are  conspicuous  by  then-  absence ; 
and  there  is  a  hooded  crow,  not  very  abundant,  which  is 
peculiar  to  this  country,  having  white  where  the  European 
and  Eastern  Asiatic  species  have  grey — a  handsome  bird. 
In  the  river  there  are  a  few  sharks  and  a  great  abundance 
of  carp-like  fish  which  run  up  to  a  very  large  size." 

To  THE  REV.  RONALD  KNOX 

"  AMARAH, 
All  Saints',  1915. 

"  Life  here  requires  a  Jane  Austen  to  record  it.  Our 
interests  are  focused  on  the  most  ridiculous  subjects. 
Recently  they  took  an  ecclesiastical  turn,  which  I  think 
should  be  reported  to  you.  The  station  was  left  *  spiritu- 
ally '  in  charge  of  a  Y.M.C.A.  deacon  for  a  fortnight, 
and  discussion  waxed  hot  in  the  mess  as  to  what  a  deacon 
was.  The  prevailing  opinion  was  that  he  *  was  in  the 
Church,'  but  not  '  consecrated  ' ;  so  far  lay  instinct  was 
sound,  if  a  little  vague.  Then  our  Scotch  Quartermaster 
laid  it  down  that  a  deacon  was  as  good  as  a  parson  in  that 
he  could  wear  a  surplice,  but  inferior  to  a  parson  in  that 
he  couldn't  marry  you.  But  the  crux  which  had  most 
practical  interest  for  us  was  whether  he  could  bury  us. 
It  was  finally  decided  that  he  could,  but  fortunately  in 
actual  fact  his  functions  were  confined  to  organizing  a 
football  tournament  and  exhibiting  a  cinema  film. 

"  He  was  succeeded  by  a  priest  from  the  notorious 
diocese  of  Bombay,  who  proceeded  to  shift  the  table 
which  does  duty  for  altar  to  the  east  side  of  the  Royal 
Army  Temperance  Association  room  and  furnish  the 
neighbourhood  of  it  into  a  faint  resemblance  to  a  church. 
But  what  has  roused  most  speculation  is  the  *  green 


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thing  he  wears  over  his  surplice  for  the  early  service  and 
takes  off  before  parade  service.'  I  suggested  that  it  was 
a  precaution  against  these  chilly  mornings. 

"  Gibbon  has  more  to  say  about  these  parts  than  I 
thought ;  and  I  find  he  alludes  to  them  off  and  on  right 
down  to  1453,  so  if  you  haven't  been  able  to  find  a  suit- 
able book,  I  can  carry  on  with  that  philosopher's 
epitome." 

On  24th  November  Bobby  had  an  accident  in  the 
football  field.  "  I  have  always  felt  that  my  entree  into 
the  football  world  should  be  pregnant  with  fate,  and  so 
it  is  proving,"  he  wrote  with  curious  prescience,  for  his 
presence  at  the  fatal  battle  of  Umm-Al-Hannah  arose 
from  his  detention  at  Amarah.  The  day  after  he  sprained 
his  leg,  half  the  battalion  (including  his  "A  "  Company) 
were  ordered  to  move  upstream  immediately  to  an  un- 
known destination.  To  his  great  chagrin,  they  started 
without  him,  leaving  him  in  the  hands  of  the  Medical 
Officer.  He  remained  behind  in  Amarah  for  over  five 
weeks. 

He  enjoyed  the  enforced-  leisure  and  quiet,  employing 
them  in  writing  an  article  on  "  Mesopotamia  and  the 
Middle  East,"  and  two  chapters  of  "  The  Conversations  of 
Christopher,"  l  as  well  as  in  preparing  a  lecture  on  the 
Balkans  to  be  given  to  the  convalescent  soldiers. 

The  lectures,  carefully  prepared  by  Bobby,  were  given 
on  15th  and  22nd  December  in  a  large  newly  built  room 
of  the  Royal  Army  Temperance  Association.  He  used  no 
notes,  but  illustrated  the  lectures  with  maps  and  lantern 
slides  which  a  fellow-officer,  Lieutenant  J.  Bucknill, 

1 "  The  Conversations  of  Christopher  "  were  intended  to  form  a  sym- 
posium. He  wrote  four  of  them — on  "  Theology,"  "  Ideals  and  Com- 
promise," "  Public  Schools,"  "  Lawyers."  The  manuscript  of  the  last 
was  found  unfinished  in  his  wallet  after  the  battle  of  Umm-Al-Hannah. 
All  but  the  first  were  published  hi  The  National  Review,  December  1916. 
and  January  and  February  1917. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     173 

kindly  prepared  for  him.  Bobby  thus  described  his 
effort : 

December  19. — "  I  gave  a  lecture  Friday  night  on 
'  The  Historical  Background  of  the  Balkan  Situation.''  It 
was  a  great  success,  though  the  experiment  was  rather  a 
bold  one,  to  an  audience  consisting  mainly  of  convalescent 
wounded.  There  must  have  been  over  two  hundred 
there.  I  had  some  home-made  slides  with  sketch  maps 
to  illustrate  it.  I  took  them  right  back  to  Constantine 
the  Great,  through  the  decline  and  fall  of  the  Eastern 
Empire,  the  rise  of  Bulgaria  in  the  tenth  and  thirteenth 
centuries,  the  Servian  Empire  of  the  fourteenth,  the 
Turkish  Conquest  and  decay,  the  rise  of  Russia,  the 
Liberal  movements  of  the  nineteenth  century,  the  new 
orientation  given  to  Austrian  policy  by  Prussia's  rise,  the 
Russo-Turkish  War,  down  to  the  Berlin  Treaty  of  1878,  all 
in  forty  minutes  without  notes.  It  was  rather  an  effort. 
Their  attention  never  wandered  a  moment,  which  shows 
what  an  intelligent  man  the  average  Tommy  really  is. 
I'm  continuing  on  Wednesday  with  the  rest  of  the 
story." 

The  second  lecture  exhibited  the  terms  of  the  Con- 
gress of  Berlin  as  a  "  compromise "  which  lasted  for 
thirty  years.  It  traced  the  growth  of  Germany's  power 
through  the  weakening  of  Russia  in  her  war  with  Japan 
in  1904,  through  the  weakening  of  Turkey  by  revolution 
in  1906  (the  year  when  the  Bagdad  railway  was  begun  to 
be  built),  through  the  annexation  by  Austria  of  Bosnia 
and  Herzegovina,  and  through  the  Italian-Turko  War  of 
1911.  It  ended  with  the  first  Balkan  War,  the  rise  of 
Venezelos  in  1912,  and  the  events  which  led  to  the  out- 
break of  war  all  over  Europe  in  1914. 

The  fame  of  the  previous  lecture  had  spread  through- 
out Amarah,  and  on  the  22nd,  Colonel  Stilwell  remembers 
that :  "  The  large  room  was  packed  with  an  audience  of 
all  ranks,  from  the  General  to  private  soldiers.  A  more 


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interested  audience  I  have  rarely  seen.  At  the  end, 
Palmer  was  given  great  applause  and  was  thanked  in  a 
short  speech  which  the  General  Officer  in  Command 
made."  Other  officers  and  privates  have  spoken  enthusi- 
astically of  the  lectures  as  wonderful  in  interest  and  as 
feats  of  memory. 

Meanwhile,  while  the  two  companies  left  at  Amarah 
were  preparing  to  enjoy  their  Christmas  festivities  in 
peace,  disaster  had  befallen  our  forces  between  Kut  and 
Bagdad.  The  following  letters  explain  the  situation. 

To  THE  REV.  RONALD  KNOX 

"  AMARAH, 
December  12,  1915. 

"  Let  me  begin  at  24th  November,  the  day  we  heard  of 
the  victory  at  Ctesiphon  or  Suliman  Pak.  That  afternoon 
I  crocked  my  leg  at  footer  and  have  been  a  hobbler  ever 
since,  with  first  an  elephantine  calf  and  now  a  watery  knee, 
which,  however,  like  the  Tigris,  gets  less  watery  daily. 

"  The  very  next  day  (25th  November),  half  the  bat- 
talion, including  my  *  A '  Company,  was  ordered  up- 
stream and  departed  next  morning,  leaving  me  fuming 
at  the  fancied  missing  of  a  promenade  into  Bagdad. 
But  Providence,  as  you  may  point  out  in  your  next  sermon, 
is  often  kinder  than  it  seems.  Two  days  later  I  could  just 
walk,  and  tried  to  embark ;  but  the  Medical  Officer 
stopped  me  at  the  last  moment.  (I  have  stood  him  a 
benedictine  for  this  since.) 

**  Meanwhile,  events  were  happening  up-river.  The 
Press  Bureau's  account,  I  expect,  compresses  a  great  deal 
into  4  Subsequently  our  force  took  up  a  position  lower 
down  the  river '  or  some  such  facon  de  parler.  What 
happened  was  this.  We  attacked  without  reserves, 
relying  on  the  enemy  having  none.  We  have  done  it 
several  times  successfully :  indeed  our  numbers  imposed 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      175 

the  necessity  generally.     This  time  there  were  reinforce- 
ments en  route,  had  we  waited.     But  I  anticipate. 

"  Well,  we  attacked,  and  carried  their  first  line  and 
half  their  second  before  darkness  pulled  us  up.  A 
successful  day,  though  expensive  in  casualties.  We 
bivouacked  in  their  first  line.  Daybreak  revealed  the 
unpleasant  surprise  of  strong  enemy  reinforcements,  who 
are  said  to  have  diddled  our  spies  by  avoiding  Bagdad  : 
5000  of  them.  As  we  had  started  the  affair  about  12,000 
strong  to  their  15,000,  this  was  serious.  They  attacked, 
and  were  driven  off.  In  the  afternoon  they  attacked 
again,  in  close  formation  :  our  artillery  mowed  them,  but 
they  came  on  and  on,  kept  it  up  all  night,  with  ever  fresh 
reinforcements,  bringing  them  to  30,000  strong,  all  told. 
By  dawn  our  men  were  exhausted  and  the  position  un- 
tenable. A  retreat  was  ordered  :  that  meant  ninety  miles 
back  to  Kut  over  a  baked  billiard -table.  The  enemy  pressed 
all  the  way.  Once  they  surrounded  our  rear  brigade. 
Two  officers  broke  through  their  front  lines  to  recall  the 
front  lot.  Another  evening  we  pitched  a  camp  and  left  it 
empty  to  delay  the  enemy.  Daily  rear-guard  actions  were 
fought.  Five  feverish  days  got  us  back  to  Kut,  without 
disorder  or  great  loss  of  men  ;  but  the  loss  in  material  was 
enormous.  All  possible  supplies  had  been  brought  close 
up  to  the  firing-line  to  facilitate  pursuit.  The  wounded 
filled  all  the  carts,  so  those  supplies  had  to  be  abandoned. 
The  Tigris  is  a  cork-screwed  maze  of  mud-banks,  no  river 
for  the  hasty  withdrawal  of  congested  barges  under  fire. 
You  can  imagine  the  scene.  Accounts  differ  as  to  what  we 
lost.  Certainly,  two  gunboats  (destroyed),  one  monitor 
(disabled  and  captured),  the  telegraph  barge  and  supply 
barge,  besides  all  supplies  dumped  on  the  bank.  Most 
accounts  add  one  barge  of  sick  and  wounded  (400),  the 
aeroplane  barge  and  a  varying  number  of  supply  barges. 
In  men,  from  first  to  last,  we  lost  nearly  5000  :  the  Turks 
about  9000 — a  guess,  of  course. 


176     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  The  tale  of  woe  is  nearly  complete.  My  4  A  '  Com- 
pany got  as  far  as  Kut  and  was  set  to  feverish  entrenching 
and  wiring.  Now  the  whole  force  there,  some  8000  in  all, 
is  cut  off  there  and  besieged.  They  have  rations  (some  say 
half -rations)  for  six  weeks  or  two  months,  and  ammunition. 
They  are  being  bombarded,  and  have  been  attacked  once, 
but  repelled  it  easily.  We  aren't  worried  about  them  ; 
but  I,  with  my  leg  (like  another  egoist),  can't  be  sorry  to 
be  out  of  it.  I  should  like  to  be  there  to  mother  my  men. 
Our  Major *  is  wounded,  and  the  other  officers  are  infants. 
Meanwhile  our  reinforcements  have  turned  up  in  great 
numbers  and  expect  to  be  able  to  relieve  Kut  by  the  end 
of  the  month." 

"  December  19,  1915. 

"  Our  regimental  Sergeant-Major  has  been  killed  and 
seven  men  of  4  A  '  Company  wounded,  including  three  of 
the  nicest  of  my  draft.  I  wish  I  was  there  to  look  after 
them,  but  of  course  I  should  be  no  use  if  I  couldn't  get 
about." 

To  THE  LADY  LAURA  RIDDING 

"  AMARAH, 
December  19,  1915. 

"  I  think  it  must  always  be,  in  the  nature  of  things, 
impossible  to  realize  our  future  state  at  all.  The  only 
thing  our  minds  can  ever  tentatively  define  about  it  is  the 
elimination  of  all  the  mediums  through  which  our  con- 
sciousness now  works — sensation,  place,  and  perhaps  even 
time.  Purgatory  always  seems  to  me  the  materialistic 
interpretation  of  a  process  which  I  believe  everyone  will 
go  through — the  process  of  '  knowing  even  as  I  am  known,' 
of  realizing  the  full  evil  of  all  one's  bad  acts  and  qualities, 
followed  by  the  withering  of  all  that  side,  which  to  some 
may  mean  death. 

1  Major  Footner. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     177 

';  My  leg  is  nearly  well.  I  walked  about  three-quarters 
of  a  mile,  and  hope  to  be  soon  fit  to  return  to  duty.  I  have 
quite  enjoyed  the  peaceful  month  of  reading  and  writing  ; 
but  I  am  anxious  about  my  draft  getting  peppered  up  the 
river,  without  me  there  to  look  after  them. 

"  The  sunsets  are  splendid  almost  every  evening  now. 
One  night  half  the  vault  of  the  sky  was  a  blazing  mantle  of 
feathered  gold,  and  slowly  shrank  through  every  shade  of 
molten  metal.  At  other  times  long  lines  of  crimson  cloud 
lie  over  the  west  like  a  river  of  rubies.  Last  night  the 
clouds  were  diffused  and  made  a  marvellously  soft  opal- 
escent gauze,  like  a  screen  of  mother-of-pearl,  to  shade  the 
sun.  It  is  the  greatest  joy  of  the  day  to  watch  them. 

"  I  never  realized  before  how  dependent  one's  spirits 
are  on  beauty  :  the  lack  of  music  and  hills  and  gentle  faces 
leave  a  kind  of  hunger  in  one's  soul,  which  is  only  satisfied 
by  these  sunsets,  and  now  and  then  a  look  from  one's  men. 
It  makes  one  feel  the  crime  of  slums  more  acutely  than 
ever  before." 

To  Miss  ELEANOR  BALFOUR 

"  AMARAH, 
December  20,  1915. 

"  I  do  get  the  Round  Table.  I  don't  think  it  suggests 
a  World -State  as  practical  politics,  but  merely  as  the  only 
ideal  with  which  the  mind  can  be  satisfied  as  an  ultimate 
end.  If  you  believe  in  a  duty  to  all  humanity,  logic  won't 
stop  short  of  a  political  brotherhood  of  the  world,  since 
national  loyalty  implies  in  the  last  resort  a  denial  of  your 
duty  to  everyone  outside  your  nation.  But  in  fact,  of 
course,  men  are  influenced  by  sentiment  and  not  logic  ; 
and  I  agree  that,  for  ages  to  come  at  least,  a  World-State 
wouldn't  inspire  loyalty.  I  don't  even  think  the  British 
Empire  would  for  long,  if  it  relied  only  on  the  sentiment 
of  the  Mother  Country  at  home.  The  loyalty  of  each 
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178     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Dominion  to  the  Empire  in  future  generations  will  be 
largely  rooted  in  its  own  distinctive  nationalism,  para- 
doxical as  that  sounds  :  at  least,  so  I  believe. 

"  I  want  to  be  at  Kut  very  much,  to  look  after  my 
company  there,  poor  dears  ;  but  I  must  say  that  Tommy 
Atkins*  view  that  a  place  like  Kut  is  desirable  to  be  in 
per  se  never  fails  to  amaze  me,  familiar  though  it  now  is. 
I  had  another  instance  of  it  last  night.  About  twelve  of 
my  draft  were  left  behind  on  various  duties  when  the 
company  went  up-river  in  such  a  hurry.  Hearing  that 
my  knee  was  so  much  better,  they  sent  me  a  deputy  to  ask 
me  to  make  every  effort  to  take  them  with  me  if  I  went  up- 
river.  I  agreed,  of  course ;  but  what,  as  usual,  struck  me 
was  that  the  motives  I  can  understand — that  one's  duty 
is  with  the  company  when  there's  trouble  around,  or  even 
that  it's  nicer  to  be  with  one's  pals  at  Kut  than  lonely  at 
Amarah — didn't  appear  at  all.  The  two  things  he  kept 
harping  on  were :  (1)  '  it's  so  dull  to  miss  a  "  scrap,"  '  and 
(2)  *  there  may  be  a  special  clasp  given  for  Kut,  and  we 
don't  want  to  miss  it.'  They  evidently  regard  the  com- 
pany at  Kut  as  lucky  dogs  having  a  treat :  the  '  treat,' 
when  analysed  (which  they  don't),  consisting  of  20  Ib.  kits 
in  December,  half-rations,  more  or  less  regular  bombard- 
ment, no  proper  billets,  no  shops,  no  letters,  and  very  hard 
work  I 

"  My  leg  is  very  decidedly  better  now.  I  can  walk  half 
a  mile  without  feeling  any  aches,  and  soon  hope  to  do  a 
mile." 

Just  before  Christmas  Bobby  wrote : 

"  Christmas  is  almost  unbearable  in  war-time  :  the 
pathos  and  the  reproach  of  it.  I  am  thankful  that  my 
company  is  at  Kut  on  half-rations.  I  don't  of  course  mean 
that ;  but  I'm  thankful  to  be  spared  eating  roast  beef  and 
plum  pudding  heartily,  as  these  dear  pachyderms  are  now 
doing  with  such  relish.  I'm  glad  they  do,  and  I'd  do  it  if 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      179 

my  company  was  here.  I'm  always  thankful  for  my  thin 
skin,  but  I'm  glad  dear  God  made  thick  ones  the  rule  in 
this  wintry  world." 

And  on  26th  December  :  "  Christmas  passed  off 
quietly  and  cheerfully.  Tommy  Atkins  is  so  profoundly 
insensible  of  incongruities  that  he  saw  nothing  to  worry 
him  in  the  legend  '  A  MERRY  CHRISTMAS  '  and  the  latest 
casualty  list  on  the  same  wall  of  the  Royal  Army  Temper- 
ance Association  room  ;  and  he  sang  4  Peace  on  earth  and 
mercy  mild  '  and  *  Confound  their  politics  '  with  equal 
gusto.  And  his  temper  is  infectious  while  you're  with 
him." 

To  HIS  MOTHER 

"  AMARAH, 
December  29,  1915. 

"  I  am  looking  forward  to  this  trek.  Four  months  is  a 
large  enough  slice  of  one's  time  to  spend  in  Amarah ;  and 
there  will  probably  be  more  interest  and  fewer  battles  on 
this  trek  than  could  be  got  on  any  other  front.  The 
Censor  has  properly  got  the  breeze  up  here,  so  I  probably 
shan't  be  able  to  tell  you  anything  of  our  movements  or 
to  send  you  any  wires  :  but  I  will  try  and  let  you  hear 
something  each  week ;  and  if  we  are  away  in  the  desert, 
we  generally  arrange — and  I  will  try  to — for  some  officer 
who  is  within  reach  of  the  post  to  write  you  a  line  saying 
"  I  am  all  right  (which  he  hears  by  wireless)  but  can't  write." 
That  is  what  we  have  been  doing  for  the  people  at  Kut. 
But  there  are  bound  to  be  gaps,  and  they  will  tend  to  get 
more  frequent  and  longer  as  we  get  farther. 

"  No  casualties  from  *  A  '  Company  for  three  days  ;  so 
I  hope  its  main  troubles  are  over." 

The  fatal  expedition  for  the  relief  of  Kut  left  Amarah 
on  the  last  day  of  the  year. 


CHAPTER  IX 
THE  END,  1916 

THE  march  to  the  relief  of  Kut,  its  ill-management,  and 
the  fighting  and  sufferings  involved  are  best  described  in 
extracts  from  the  diary-letters  written  by  Bobby  between 
2nd  and  20th  January. 

"  Sunday,  January  2, 1916.  Ali  Gherbi.1 — On  Thursday, 
30th  December,  we  went  for  a  route  march  and  saw 
thousands  of  sand-grouse  flying  around  in  parties.  In  the 
afternoon  I  took  my  gun  out  and  shot  nine  sand-grouse 
and  two  pigeons.  As  I  came  home,  three  enormous 
waves  of  sand-grouse  passed  over  Amarah  in  lines,  two 
lines  over  a  mile  long  and  one  half  a  mile  long ;  I  reckoned 
there  must  have  been  400,000  birds. 

"  We  left  Amarah  at  2  p.m.  on  Friday,  31st.  The  men 
were  on  barges  slung  either  side  of  the  roomy  river-boat, 
the  Medijieh,  on  which  various  details,  our  officers  and  the 
General  and  his  staff  and  we  were. 

"  I  brought  my  gun  and  150  cartridges  and  was  un- 
expectedly soon  rewarded  ;  for  one  of  the  Army  Corps 
Commander's  staff  came  along  after  lunch  and  asked  for 
someone  to  come  with  him  in  the  motor-boat  and  shoot 
partridges.  As  I  was  the  only  one  with  a  gun  handy  I 
went.  We  raced  ahead  in  the  motor-boat  for  half  an  hour 
and  then  landed  on  the  right  bank  and  walked  up  the 
river  for  two  and  a  half  hours,  not  deviating  even  to  follow 
up  coveys.  There  were  a  lot  of  birds,  but  it  was  windy 

1  All  the  place-names  were  given  in  cipher  in  the  letters. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     181 

and  they  were  wild  and  difficult.  We  persevered  till  it  was 
dark.  Then  we  had  to  walk  three-quarters  of  a  mile 
before  we  could  find  a  place  where  the  boat  could  get  near 
the  bank ;  so  we  had  a  longer  and  colder  chase  to  catch 
up  the  ship  than  I  had  bargained  for,  especially  as  I  had 
foolishly  forgotten  to  bring  a  coat.  However,  when  I 
got  too  cold  I  snuggled  up  against  the  engine  and  so  kept 
parts  of  me  warm.  Luckily  the  ship  had  to  halt  at  the 
camp  of  a  marching  column,  so  we  caught  her  up  in  one 
and  a  quarter  hours. 

"  I  pitched  my  bed  on  deck  up  against  the  boiler,  and 
so  was  as  warm  as  toast  all  night. 

"  Yesterday  morning  (1st  January)  we  steamed  steadily 
along  through  absolutely  bare  country.  The  chief  feature 
was  the  extraordinary  abundance  of  sand-grouse.  I  told 
mamma  of  the  astonishing  clouds  of  them  which  passed 
over  Amarah.  Here  they  were  in  small  parties  or  in  flocks 
of  up  to  200  ;  but  the  whole  landscape  is  dotted  with 
them  from  8  a.m.  till  11  and  again  from  3  to  4,  so  that 
any  random  spot  would  give  one  much  the  same  shooting 
as  we  had  at  the  Kimberley  dams. 

"  We  reached  here  about  2  p.m.  This  place  is  only 
about  forty-five  miles  from  Amarah  as  the  crow  flies,  but 
by  river  it  takes  sixteen  hours,  and  with  various  halts  and 
delays  it  took  us  just  twenty-four. 

"  This  is  a  most  desolate  place.  Apart  from  the  village 
with  its  few  palms  and  gardens  there  seems  not  to  be  a 
blade  of  vegetation  within  sight.  To  the  N.E.  the 
Persian  hills  are  only  fifteen  miles  away.  The  rainstorm 
of  last  week  covered  their  tops  (4000  ft.)  with  snow, 
reminding  me  of  those  exquisite  lines  of  Purefoy's 
favourite  poet  which  begin  : 

"  '  The  Persian  hills  are  bright  with  snow, 

The  tawny  Tigris  sleeps  : 
The  glories  of  the  sunset  glow 
Like  dreams  upon  his  deeps.' 


182      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

This  place  is  about  half-way  between  Amarah  and  Kut : 
from  the  latter,  we  can  hear  the  guns  distinctly,  but  we 
have  had  no  news  for  several  days.  We  are  about  forty- 
five  or  fifty  miles  from  Kut.  Things  have  been  very  quiet 


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,  All  Gherbi 


the  last  few  days.  This  place  is  a  large  camp  round 
a  small  village.  Here  we  found  *  D '  Company,  which  got 
stranded  here  when  *  A  '  Company  got  stuck  in  Kut. 

"  There  is  an  enemy  force  of  2000  about  ten  miles  from 
here.  We  know  nothing  of  our  own  movements  yet,  and  I 
couldn't  mention  them  if  we  did.  We  have  been  put  into 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      183 

a  different  brigade,  but  the  Brigadier  has  not  been 
appointed  yet.  The  number  of  the  brigade  equals  that 
of  the  ungrateful  lepers.  We  are  independent  of  any 
division." 

"  Monday,  January  10. — We  left  AH  Gherbi  last 
Thursday  morning  (6th  January),  and  were  told  we  should 
march  sixteen  miles :  we  marched  up  the  right  bank,  so  our 
left  flank  was  exposed  to  the  desert,  and  '  D  '  Company 
did  flank  guard.  My  platoon  formed  the  outer  screen,  and 
we  marched  strung  out  in  single  file.  There  were  cavalry 
patrols  beyond  us  again,  and  anyway  no  Arab  could  come 
within  five  miles  without  our  seeing  him,  so  our  guarding 
was  a  sinecure. 

"  Our  new  Brigadier  turned  up  and  proved  to  be  a 
pleasant,  sensible  kind  of  man.  Having  just  come  from 
France,  he  keeps  quite  cool  whatever  we  encounter. 
(P.S. — We  have  had  a  new  Brigadier  since  this  one.  I 
haven't  yet  seen  the  present  one.) 

"  The  march  was  slow  and  rough,  as  most  of  the  ground 
was  hard-baked  plough.  The  country  was  as  level  and 
bare  as  a  table,  bar  the  ditches,  and  we  hardly  saw  a 
human  being  all  day.  It  took  us  till  after  4  p.m.  to  do 
our  sixteen  miles.  About  2  p.m.  we  began  to  hear  firing  and 
see  shrapnel  in  the  distance,  and  it  soon  became  clear 
that  we  were  approaching  a  big  battle.  Consequently, 
we  had  to  push  on  beyond  our  sixteen  miles,  and  went  on  till 
sunset — 5  p.m.  By  this  time  we  were  all  very  footsore 
and  exhausted.  The  men  had  had  no  food  since  the 
night  before,  the  ration-cart  having  stuck  in  a  ditch  ;  and 
many  of  the  inexperienced  ones  had  brought  nothing  with 
them.  My  leg  held  out  wonderfully  well,  and  in  fact  has 
given  me  no  trouble  worth  speaking  of. 

"  By  6  p.m.  it  was  quite  dark,  and  the  firing  had  ceased ; 
we  got  orders  to  retrace  our  steps  to  a  certain  camping- 
place  (marked  1  on  Map  II).  This  meant  an  extra  mile, 


184     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

and  immense  trouble  and  confusion  in  finding  our  way 
over  ditches  and  then  sorting  kits  in  the  dark. 

"  Friday,  7th. — We  started  at  8.30  and  marched  quietly 
about  five  miles.  This  brought  us  within  view  of  the 
large  village  of  Sheike  Saad,  which  is  roughly  half-way 
between  Ali  Gherbi  and  Kut.  Between  us  and  it  the 
battle  was  in  full  swing.  We  halted  by  a  pontoon  bridge 
(2  on  sketch)  just  out  of  range  of  the  enemy's  guns,  and 


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I .  Thursday    mjhfs  Camp 

2  Pontoon      bridge 

3  Place  w her*  first    shelled. 


watched  it  for  several  hours.  It  was  hot,  and  the  mirage 
blurred  everything.  Our  artillery  was  clearly  very 
superior  to  theirs,  both  in  quantity  and  in  the  possession 
of  high  explosive  shell,  of  which  the  enemy  had  none ; 
but  we  were  cruelly  handicapped  (a)  by  the  fact  that 
their  men  and  guns  were  entrenched  and  ours  exposed, 
and  (b)  by  the  mirage,  which  made  the  location  of  their 
trenches  and  emplacements  almost  impossible. 

"  On  Friday  a  big  attack  was  launched  on  both  banks. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      185 

On  the  right  bank  we  got  round  their  flank  and  carried 
their  first  line  trenches  with  500  prisoners,  but  we  hadn't 
enough  men  or  water  to  carry  the  second  line.  On  the 
left  bank  three-quarters  of  our  force  attacked  frontally, 
and  one-quarter  had  orders  to  envelop  their  left  flank. 
For  some  unexplained  reason,  this  one-quarter  changed 
direction  in  the  middle  of  the  fight  and  came  barging 
into  the  right  of  the  frontal  force,  so  that  we  were  involved 
in  a  congested  frontal  attack,  which  was  very  expensive, 
as  we  got  within  two  hundred  yards  of  their  trenches  with- 
out being  able  to  carry  them.  Our  casualties  were  over 
3000.  It  was  here  that  Goschen l  was  mortally  wounded. 

"  On  the  Saturday,  8th,  there  were  intermittent 
artillery  duels.  In  the  following  night  the  Turks  retired 
to  the  Canal. 

"  Our  failure  to  do  better  was  due  mainly  to  three 
causes  :  (i)  the  badness  of  our  reconnaissance ;  (ii)  the 
inability  of  the  artillery  to  locate  anything  with  certainty 
in  the  mists  and  mirage  ;  and  (iii)  the  difficulty  of  finding 
and  getting  round  the  enemy's  flanks.  Either  they  had 
a  far  larger  force  than  we  expected,  or  they  were  very 
skilfully  spread  out — for  they  covered  an  amazingly  wide 
front,  quite  eight  miles  or  more. 

"  The  battle  was  interesting  to  watch,  but  not  exciting. 
The  noise  of  the  shells  from  field-guns  is  exactly  like  that 
of  a  rocket  going  up.  When  the  shell  is  coming  towards 
you,  there  is  a  sharper  hiss  in  it,  like  a  whip.  It  gives  you 
a  second  or  two  to  get  under  cover,  and  then  crack-whizz 
as  the  shrapnel  whizzes  out.  The  heavy  shells  from  the 
monitors,  etc.,  make  a  noise  like  a  landslide  of  pebbles 
down  a  beach,  only  blurred  as  if  echoed. 

"  (To  revert  to  Friday,  7th.)  The  Hampshires  had 
orders  about  3.30  to  cross  to  the  left  bank.  When  we 
reached  the  left  bank  we  marched  as  if  to  reinforce  our 
right  flank.  Presently  the  Brigadier  made  us  line  out 

1  Lieutenant  the  Hon.  G.  J.  Goschen. 
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186      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

into  echelon  of  companies  in  line  in  single  rank,  so  that 
from  a  distance  we  looked  like  a  brigade,  instead  of  three 
companies.  About  4,  we  came  up  to  a  howitzer  battery, 
and  lay  down  about  two  hundred  yards  from  it,  thus  : 


>  t3C3  t=»  L 

v  o  oOO«  :• 

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"  We  had  lain  there  about  ten  minutes  when  a  hiss, 
crack,  whizz,  and  shells  began  to  arrive,  invariably  in 
pairs,  about  where  I've  put  1  and  2,  They  were  ranging 
on  the  battery ;  but  after  a  minute  or  two  they  spotted 
our  ammunition  column,  and  a  pair  of  shells  burst  at  3, 
then  a  pair,  at  4.  So  the  column  retreated  in  a  hurry  along 
the  dotted  arrow,  and  the  shells  following  them  began 
to  catch  us  in  enfilade.  So  Foster  *  made  us  rise  and  move 
to  the  left  in  file.  Just  as  we  were  up,  a  pair  burst  right 
over  my  platoon.  I  can't  conceive  why  nobody  was  hit. 
I  noticed  six  bullets  strike  the  ground  in  a  semicircle 
between  me  and  the  nearest  man  three  paces  away,  but 
nobody  was  touched.  I  don't  suppose  the  enemy  saw  us 
at  all ;  anyway,  the  next  pair  pitched  two  yards  beyond 
us,  and  the  next  got  two  men  of  '  B ' — all  flesh  wounds, 
and  not  severe.  They  never  touched  the  ammunition 
column. 

"  We  lay  down  in  a  convenient  ditch,  and  only  one 
more  pair  came  our  way,  as  the  enemy  was  ranging  back 
to  the  battery. 

1  Captain  Foster,  officer  in  command  of  "  D  "  Company. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     187 

"  Just  before  5  we  got  orders  to  advance  in  artillery 
formation.  My  platoon  led,  and  we  followed  a  course 
down  by  the  dotted  line.  We  went  through  the  battery 
and  about  three  hundred  yards  beyond,  and  then  had  orders 
to  return  to  camp.  On  this  trip  (which  was  mere  window- 
dressing)  no  shell  came  nearer  than  fifty  yards  ;  in  fact, 
our  battery  made  us  jump  much  more. 

"  The  whole  episode  was  much  more  interesting  than 
alarming.  Fear  is  seated  in  the  imagination,  I  think, 
and  vanishes  once  the  mind  can  assert  itself.  One  feels 
very  funky  in  the  cold  nights  when  nothing  is  happening  ; 
but  if  one  has  to  handle  men  under  fire  one  is  braced  up 
and  one's  attention  is  occupied.  I  expect  rifle  fire  is 
much  more  trying ;  but  the  fact  that  shell-fire  is  more  or 
less  unaimed  at  one  individually,  and  also  the  warning 
swish,  gives  one  a  feeling  of  great  security. 

"  We  got  back  to  camp  near  the  river  (4  on  Map  II) 
about  6  p.m.,  and  dug  a  perimeter,  hoping  to  settle  down 
for  the  night.  But  at  7.30  orders  came  to  move  at  9.30. 
We  were  told  that  an  enemy  force  had  worked  round  our 
right  flank,  and  that  our  brigade  had  to  do  a  night  march 
eastward  down  the  river  and  attack  it  at  dawn.  So  at 
10  p.m.  we  marched  with  just  a  blanket  apiece,  leaving 
our  kits  in  the  camp. 

"  (It  is  very  unsatisfactory  that,  beyond  the  regimental 
stretcher-bearers,  there  is  no  ambulance  to  bring  the 
wounded  back  ;  and  how  can  a  dozen  stretchers  convey 
300  casualties  five  miles  ?  And  when  they  get  back  to 
the  dressing-station  the  congestion  is  very  bad,  thirty 
men  in  a  tent,  and  only  three  or  four  doctors  to  deal  with 
3000  or  4000  wounded.) 

"  Well,  we  started  out  at  10  p.m.,  and  marched  slowly 
and  silently  till  nearly  midnight.  Then  we  bivouacked 
for  four  and  a  half  hours  (5  on  Map  II),  and  a  more  un- 
comfortable time  I  hope  never  to  spend,  from  cold  and 
damp,  lying  in  a  ditch 


i88      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"Saturday,  Sth. — At  last  4.30  a.m.  arrived  and  we 
started  marching  again.  It  was  a  blessing  to  get  one's 
feet  warm,  but  the  pleasures  of  the  march  were  strictly 
comparative.  We  trekked  on  eastwards  along  the  river- 
bank  till  sunrise.  At  7.30  we  halted  ;  we  waited  till  9, 
when  the  cavalry  patrols  returned  and  reported  no  sign 
of  the  enemy,  so  we  marched  back  to  the  pontoon  bridge 
(7  on  Map  II).  The  march  back  was  the  most  unpleasant 
we've  had.  It  got  hot  and  the  ground  was  hard  and 
rough  and  we  were  all  very  tired  and  foot-sore.  A  sleep- 
less night  takes  the  stamina  out  of  one. 

"  On  arrival  at  the  bridge  we  were  only  allowed  half 
an  hour's  rest  and  then  got  orders  to  march  out  to  take 
up  an  4  observation  post '  on  the  right  flank.  Being 
general  reserve  is  no  sinecure,  with  bluffing  tactics  pre- 
vailing. 

"  This  last  lap  was  extremely  trying.  We  marched 
in  artillery  formation,  all  very  lame  and  stiff.  We  passed 
behind  our  yesterday's  friend,  the  howitzer  battery,  but 
at  a  more  respectful  distance  from  the  enemy's  battery. 
This  latter  showed  no  sign  of  life  till  we  were  nearly 
two  miles  from  the  river.  Then  it  started  its  double 
deliveries  and  some  of  them  came  fairly  close  to  some  of 
our  platoons,  but  not  to  mine. 

"  It  took  us  nearly  two  hours  to  drag  ourselves  three 
miles,  and  the  men  had  hardly  a  kick  in  them  when  we 
reached  the  place  assigned  for  our  post  (8  on  Map  II). 
We  were  ordered  to  entrench  in  echelon  of  companies, 
facing  north.  I  thought  it  would  take  till  dark  to  get  us 
dug  in  (it  was  2  p.m.) ;  but  luckily  our  men,  lined  up 
ready  to  begin  digging,  caught  the  eye  of  the  enemy  as 
a  fine  enfilade  target  and  they  started  shelling  us  from 
6500  yards  (Enemy's  Battery,  9  on  Map  II).  The  effect 
on  the  men  was  magical.  They  woke  up  and  dug  so 
well  that  we  had  fair  cover  within  half  an  hour  and  quite 
adequate  trenches  by  3  p.m.  This  bombardment  was 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     189 

quite  exciting.  The  first  few  pairs  were  exactly  over 
'  D '  Company's  trench,  but  pitched  about  100  yards 
behind  it.  The  next  few  were  exactly  right  in  range, 
but  about  forty  yards  right,  i.e.  behind  us.  Just  as  we 
were  wondering  where  the  third  lot  would  be,  our  faithful 
howitzer  battery  and  some  heavy  guns  behind  them, 
which  opened  all  they  knew  on  the  enemy  battery  as  soon 
as  they  opened  on  us,  succeeded  in  attracting  its  fire  to 
themselves.  This  happened  three  or  four  times  and  went 
on  until  we  were  too  well  dug  in  to  be  a  tempting  target, 
and  they  devoted  themselves  to  our  battery.  The  curious 
part  of  it  was  that  though  we  could  see  the  flash  of  their 
guns  every  time,  the  mirage  made  it  impossible  to  judge 
their  ranges  or  even  for  our  battery  to  observe  its  own 
fire  properly.  Our  howitzer  battery  unfortunately  was 
not  in  the  mirage  and  they  had  its  range  to  a  yard  and 
plastered  it  with  shrapnel. 

"About  4.30  the  mirage  cleared  and  our  guns  had  a 
free  go  for  the  first  time  that  day  (in  the  morning,  mists 
last  until  the  mirage  begins).  I'm  told  the  mirage  had 
put  our  guns  over  1000  yards  out  in  their  ranging.  Any- 
way, it  is  the  fact  that  those  guns  and  trenches  which  were 
sited  in  mirages  were  practically  untouched  in  a  heavy 
two  days'  bombardment. 

"  In  that  last  hour,  however,  our  heavy  guns  got  into 
the  enemy  finely  with  their  high  explosives.  They  blew 
one  of  our  tormentors  bodily  into  the  air  at  10,500  yards, 
and  silenced  the  others,  and  chased  every  Turk  out  of  the 
landscape. 

"  All  the  same,  we  were  rather  gloomy  that  night. 
Our  line  had  made  no  progress  that  we  could  hear  of  ;  we 
had  had  heavy  losses,  and  there  seemed  no  prospect  of 
dislodging  the  enemy.  Their  front  was  so  wide  we  could 
not  get  round  them,  and  frontal  attacks  on  trenches  are 
desperate  affairs  here  if  your  artillery  is  paralysed  by 
mirages.  The  troops  who  have  come  from  France  say 


igo      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

that  in  this  respect  this  action  has  been  more  trying  than 
either  Neuve  Chapelle  or  Ypres,  because,  as  they  say,  it  is 
like  advancing  over  a  billiard-table  all  the  way. 

"  To  crown  our  troubles,  we  were  three  miles  from  the 
river,  which  meant  no  water  except  for  necessities — the 
men  had  no  kits,  and  it  was  very  cold,  and  we  could  not 
show  lights.  And  finally,  after  midnight,  it  began  to  pour 
with  rain  ! 

"  Sunday,  9th. — We've  had  a  very  strenuous  time  and 
been  fiendishly  uncomfortable.  Not  had  a  wash  for  three 
days.  Water  too  precious.  On  this  day  I  cleaned  my 
teeth  from  a  puddle. 

"  At  5.30  a.m.  we  stood  to  arms.  It  rained  harder 
than  ever  and  most  of  us  hadn't  a  dry  stitch.  At  last  it 
got  light,  the  rain  gradually  stopped,  and  a  thoroughly 
depressed  battalion  breakfasted  in  a  grey  mist,  expecting 
to  be  bombarded  the  moment  it  lifted.  About  8.30  the 
mist  cleared  a  little,  and  we  looked  in  vain  for  our  tor- 
mentors. Our  cavalry  reconnoitred  and,  to  our  joy,  we 
saw  them  ride  clean  over  the  place  where  the  enemy's  line 
had  been  the  evening  before.  They  had  gone  in  the  night. 
A  cold  but  drying  wind  sprang  up  and  the  sun  came 
out  for  a  short  time,  and  we  managed  to  get  our  things 
dry.  At  1  o'clock  we  marched  back  to  the  river  and 
found  the  bridge  gone.  I  enclose  a  sketch-map  II  to 
explain  our  movements.1 

"  When  we  reached  the  river  (10  on  Map  II)  it  began 
to  rain  again  and  we  spent  a  very  chill  afternoon  on  the 
bank  awaiting  orders.  About  dusk  '  B  '  and  *  C  '  Com- 
panies were  ordered  to  cross  the  river  to  guard  the  hospital 
there,  and  '  D  '  stayed  to  guard  the  hospital  on  the  left 
bank.  Mercifully  our  ship  was  handy,  so  we  got  our  tents 
and  slept  warm,  though  all  our  things  were  wettish. 

"  Monday,  IQih. — A  quiet  morning,  no  orders.  '  C  ' 
Company  returned  to  left  bank,  as  all  wounded  were 
1  See  page  184. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     191 

being  shipped  across.  We  got  orders  to  march  to  Sheike 
Saad  by  night.  We  started  at  8  p.m.  It  was  seven  or 
eight  miles,  but  we  went  very  slow,  and  did  not  get  in  till 
1.30  a.m.  and  our  transport  not  till  nearly  3,  heavy  guns 
sticking  in  the  ditches.  (AM?. — Once  we  got  behind  the 
evacuated  Turkish  line,  we  found  that  the  ditches  had 
been  filled  in  to  allow  passage  of  guns,  an  expedient 
which  had  apparently  not  occurred  to  the  British  Com- 
mand, for  no  ditch  had  been  filled  in  between  All  Gherbi 
and  this  point.) 

"Tuesday,  llth. — When  morning  came  we  found  our- 
selves camped  just  opposite  Sheike  Saad  (11  on  Map  II), 
and  we  are  still  there.  Two  fine  days  (though  it  freezes 
at  night)  and  rest  have  restored  us. 

"Wednesday,  12th  (on  the  Tigris). — After  posting 
your  letter  I  went  to  see  Foster,  who  has  had  to  go  sick 
and  lives  on  our  supply  ship.  About  twenty  per  cent,  of 
our  men  are  sick,  mostly  diarrhoea  and  sore  feet. 

"  In  the  evening  '  D  '  Company  had  to  find  a  firing- 
party  to  shoot  three  Indians,  two  N.C.O.'s  and  one  sepoy, 
for  cowardice  in  the  face  of  the  enemy.  I'm  thankful 
that  North  and  not  I  was  detailed  for  the  job.  I  think 
there  is  nothing  more  horrible  in  all  war  than  these 
executions.  Luckily  they  are  rare.  The  men,  however, 
didn't  mind  at  all.  I  talked  to  the  corporal  about  it 
afterwards — a  particularly  nice  and  youthful  one,  one  of 
my  draft — and  remarked  that  it  was  a  nasty  job  for 
him  to  have  to  do,  to  which  he  replied  gaily,  4  Well,  sir, 
I  'ad  a  bit  o'  rust  in  my  barrel  wanted  shootin'  out,  so 
it  came  in  handy  like.'  Tommy  Atkins  is  a  wonderful 
and  attractive  creature. 

"  Thursday,  13th. — Moved  at  7  a.m.,  carrying  food 
and  water  for  two  days.  The  enemy  had  been  located  on 
the  E.  Canal,  about  eight  miles  from  Sheike  Saad,  and  our 
people  were  going  to  attack  them.  The  idea  was  to  hold 
them  in  front  with  a  small  force,  while  a  much  bigger 


192      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

force  got  round  their  left  flank  (the  Canal  is  on  the  left 
bank  of  the  river).  Our  brigade  was  to  support  the 
frontal  containing  force. 

"  We  marched  about  four  miles  and  then  halted  about 
9  a.m.  About  3.30  p.m.  we  advanced,  and  reached  an 
abandoned  enemy  fort  a  little  before  sunset.  Here  we 
heard  various  alarming  and  depressing  reports,  the  facts 
underlying  which,  as  far  as  I  can  make  out  at  present, 
were  these.  The  Turks,  seeing  their  left  flank  being 
turned,  quitted  their  position  and  engaged  the  out- 
flanking force,  leaving  only  about  500  out  of  their  9000 
to  hold  the  Canal.  Our  outflanking  force,  finding  itself 
heavily  engaged,  sent  and  asked  the  frontal  force  to 
advance,  to  relieve  the  pressure.  The  frontal  force 
advanced  too  rashly  and  were  surprised  and  heavily 
punished  by  the  remnant  left  along  the  Canal,  losing 
half  their  force  and  being  obliged  to  retire.  Meanwhile, 
our  outflankers  nearly  got  round  the  enemy  and  cut 
off  his  retreat.  Unfortunately  they  just  failed  and  the 
enemy  got  safely  away.  Our  casualties  were  2000. 
Here  again  (a)  the  artillery  was  quite  ineffective ;  (b) 
we  failed  to  foresee  the  obvious  Turkish  counter-move 
to  our  outflanking  tactics  ;  (c)  the  aeroplane  wrongly 
reported  on  the  evacuation  of  their  first  line. 

"  When  our  retiring  frontal  force  met  us  they  naturally 
gave  us  the  impression  that  there  was  a  large  force  still 
holding  the  Canal,  which  we  should  have  to  tackle  in 
the  morning. 

"  We  dug  ourselves  in  about  2000  yards  from  the 
Canal.  It  was  very  cold  and  windy,  and  we  had  not 
even  a  blanket,  though  I  had  luckily  brought  both  my 
greatcoat  and  burberry.  There  was  a  small  mud-hut 
just  behind  our  trench,  littered  with  Turkish  rags.  The 
signallers  made  a  fire  inside ;  it  was  not  an  inviting  spot, 
but  it  was  a  choice  between  dirt  and  cold,  and  I  had 
no  hesitation  in  choosing  dirt.  So,  after  a  chill  dinner, 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     193 

I  turned  into  the  hut.  The  other  officers  (except  North) 
at  first  disdained  it  with  disgust,  but  as  the  night  wore  on 
they  dropped  in  one  by  one,  till  by  midnight  we  were 
lying  in  layers  like  sardines.  The  Colonel l  was  the  last 
to  surrender.  I  have  a  great  admiration  for  him.  He  is 
too  old  for  this  kind  of  game,  and  feels  the  cold  and 
fatigue  very  much  ;  but  he  not  only  never  complains, 
but  is  always  quietly  making  the  best  of  things  for  every- 
one, and  taking  less  than  his  share  of  anything  good 
that  is  going.  Nothing  would  induce  him,  on  this 
occasion,  to  lie  near  the  fire. 

"  Friday,  14>th. — As  soon  as  it  was  light  we  got  orders 
to  advance  and  marched  in  artillery  formation  to  within 
1200  yards  of  the  Canal,  where  we  found  some  hastily 
begun  trenches  of  the  day  before,  and  proceeded  to 
deepen  them.  As  there  was  no  sign  of  the  enemy,  the 
conviction  grew  on  us  that  he  must  have  gone  in  the 
night ;  and  presently  the  order  came  to  form  a  line  to 
clear  up  the  battlefield,  i.e.  the  space  between  us  and 
the  Canal.  This  included  burying  the  dead  and  picking 
up  the  wounded,  as  the  stretcher  parties,  which  had 
tried  to  bring  the  wounded  in  during  the  night,  had  been 
heavily  fired  on  and  unable  to  get  farther  than  where  we 
were. 

"I  had  never  seen  a  dead  man  and  rather  dreaded 
the  effect  on  my  queasy  stomach  ;  but  when  it  came  to 
finding,  searching  and  burying  them  one  by  one,  all 
sense  of  horror — though  they  were  not  pleasant  to  look 
upon — was  forgotten  in  an  overmastering  feeling  of  pity, 
such  as  one  feels  at  the  tragic  ending  of  a  moving  story, 
only  so  oppressive  as  to  make  the  whole  scene  like  a  sad 
and  impersonal  dream,  on  which,  and  as  in  a  dream, 
my  mind  kept  recurring  to  a  tableau,  which  I  must  have 
seen  over  fifteen  years  ago,  in  Madame  Tussaud's  of 
Edith  finding  the  body  of  Harold  after  the  battle  of 
»  Colonel  Bowker. 


194     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

Hastings;  and  indeed  the  stiff  corpses  were  more  like 
waxen  models  than  anything  that  had  lived. 

"  The  wounded  were  by  comparison  a  cheerful  com- 
pany, though  their  sufferings  during  the  eighteen  hours 
they  had  lain  there  must  have  been  fearful;  but  the 
satisfaction  of  being  able  to  bring  them  in  was  our  pre- 
dominant feeling. 

"  In  the  middle  of  this  work  we  were  suddenly  recalled 
and  ordered  to  march  to  the  support  of  the  outflanking 
force,  of  whose  movements  we  had  heard  absolutely 
nothing.  But  when  we  had  fallen  in,  all  they  did  was 
to  march  us  to  the  Canal,  and  thence  along  it  back  to 
the  river,  where  we  encamped  about  1  p.m.,  and  still  are. 

"  It  was  a  great  comfort  to  be  within  reach  of  water 
again,  though  the  wind  and  rain  have  made  the  river 
so  muddy  that  a  mug  of  water  from  it  looks  exactly  like 
a  mug  of  tea  with  milk  in  it. 

"  The  wind  had  continued  unabated  for  two  days 
and  now  blew  almost  a  gale.  The  dust  was  intolerable 
and  made  any  attempts  at  washing  hopeless.  Indeed, 
one's  eyes  got  so  full  of  it  the  moment  they  were  opened 
that  we  sat  blinking  like  owls  or  shut  them  altogether. 
So  it  was  a  cheerless  afternoon,  with  rain  threatening. 
Our  supply  ship  with  our  tents  had  not  come  up,  but  the 
Major  (Stilwell)  had  a  bivouac  tent  on  the  second  line 
transport,  which  he  invited  me  to  share,  an  offer  which 
I  gladly  accepted.  It  came  on  to  rain  heavily  in  the 
night,  so  I  was  lucky  to  be  under  shelter. 

"Saturday,  15th. — This  morning  it  rained  on  and  off 
till  nearly  noon  and  the  wind  blew  all  day,  but  the  rain 
had  laid  the  dust. 

"  I  have  just  seen  the  padre  who  has  been  working 
in  the  field-dressing  station.  In  his  station  there  were 
two  doctors,  two  nursing  orderlies  and  two  native 
sweepers  ;  and  these  had  to  cope  with  750  white  wounded 
for  five  days  till  they  could  ship  them  down  the  river. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      195 

Altogether  our  casualties  in  the  two  battles  have  been 
well  over  5000,  so  the  Turk  has  rather  scored. 

"  This  afternoon  news  is  :  (a)  that  we  have  got  a  new 
Brigadier — our  brigade  manages  its  commanders  on  the 
principle  of  the  Caliph  and  his  wives,  and  has  not  yet 
found  a  Sheherazade ;  (6)  that  we  have  got  a  brigade 
M.O.O.  ambulance.  This  is  a  luxury,  indeed.  We  are 
only  just  over  twenty  miles  from  Kut  now,  so  we  hope 
to  get  through  after  one  more  battle. 

"  Sunday,  16th. — Still  in  camp.  No  sun.  More  rain. 
Friday's  gale  and  the  rise  in  the  river  have  scattered  our 
only  pontoon  bridge,  and  Heaven  knows  when  another 
will  be  ready.  All  our  skilled  bridge-builders  are  in 
Kut.  The  people  here  seem  quite  incapable  of  even 
bridging  the  Canal,  twenty  feet  wide.  Typical,  very. 

"  We  had  a  celebration  on  a  boat  this  morning,  which 
I  was  very  glad  of,  also  a  voluntary  parade  service. 

"Monday,  17th. — Rained  on  and  off  all  day.  Grey, 
cold  and  windy.  Ordered  to  cross  river  as  soon  as  bridge 
is  ready.  We  took  only  what  blankets  we  could  carry. 
When  we  reached  the  bridge  we  found  it  not  finished, 
and  squatted  till  8.15.  Then  the  bridge  was  finished 
and  immediately  broke.  So  we  had  to  come  back  to 
camp  and  bivouac.  Rained  like  hell  all  night. 

"  Tuesday,  18*A. — Whole  place  a  sea  of  mud,  ankle 
deep  and  slippery  as  butter.  Nearly  the  whole  bridge 
had  been  washed  away  or  sunk  in  the  night.  We  got 
men's  tents  from  the  ship,  cleared  spaces  from  mud,  and 
pitched  camp  again.  Rain  started  again  about  1  p.m. 
and  continued  till  4.  The  Canal  or  *  Wadi '  had 
meanwhile  come  down  in  heavy  spate  and  broken  that 
bridge,  so  we  were  doubly  isolated.  I  went  out  to  post 
pickets.  It  took  two  hours  to  walk  three  miles.  Foster 
being  sick,  North  is  officer  in  command  of  4  D '  Company, 
and  I  share  a  40  Ib.  tent  with  him.  Desultory  bombard- 
ment all  day. 


196     ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

"  Wednesday,  IMh. — Sun  at  last ;  first  fine  day  since 
Thursday  last.  Orders  to  cross  Wadi  as  soon  as  bridge 
repaired.  Crossed  at  4  p.m.  and  camped  in  a  dry  place. 

"  Thursday,  2Qth. — Fair,  sun,  heavy  bombardment  all 
day.  Post  going." 

These  were  the  last  words  written  by  Bobby.  He  was 
killed  in  the  battle  of  Umm-Al-Hannah  on  the  following 
day. 

The  part  taken  by  the  Hampshire  Regiment  in  the 
day's  disastrous  action  can  be  best  understood  by  the 
following  accounts  given  by  two  of  its  number  present  in 
the  battle.  It  is  sufficient  to  mention  that  the  duty  of 
acting  as  support  to  the  troops  engaged  in  pushing  the 
main  attack  on  21st  January  was  allotted  to  the  Hamp- 
shires. 

"  The  leading  brigade  entrenched  itself  during  the 
night  within  about  500  yards  of  the  position,  while  our 
regiment,  with  one  Indian  regiment,  formed  the  first  line 
of  supports.  We  were  in  our  trenches  about  1000  yards 
from  the  enemy's  position,  ready  to  make  the  attack  by 
6  a.m.  For  some  reason  the  attack  was  delayed,  and  our 
guns  did  not  open  fire  till  7.45  a.m.  instead  of  6.30,  as 
originally  intended.  At  7.55  a.m.  (after  our  guns  had 
bombarded  the  enemy's  trenches  for  only  ten  minutes) 
the  infantry  were  ordered  to  advance  to  the  attack,  our 
support  line  advancing  at  the  same  time. 

"  Our  battalion  (which  consisted  of  three  companies 
(one  company  being  in  Kut-El-Amarah)  advanced  in  three 
lines  :  '  B  '  Company  forming  the  first  line,  under  Lieu- 
tenant Needham  ;  '  C  '  Company  the  second  line,  under 
Captain  Page  Roberts ;  and  '  D '  Company  the  third 
line,  under  Captain  North,  with  Captain  the  Hon.  Robert 
Palmer  as  his  second  in  command.  Lieutenant-Colonel 
Bowker  was  with  the  third  line. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER      197 

"  As  soon  as  we  left  the  trenches,  we  were  under  a 
heavy  rifle  fire ;  and  as  we  advanced,  this  became  more 
and  more  intense,  with  machine-gun  and  shrapnel  fire 
added.  The  ground  was  perfectly  flat  and  open,  with  no 
form  of  cover  to  be  obtained,  and  our  casualties  soon 
became  very  heavy.  We  continued  to  advance  till  we 
got  to  within  about  150  yards  of  the  enemy's  trenches, 
but  by  this  time  our  casualties  were  so  heavy  that  it  was 
impossible  to  press  home  the  attack  without  reinforce- 
ments, though  at  the  extreme  left  of  our  line  our  troops 
actually  got  into  the  first  line  of  trenches  but  were  bombed 
out  of  them  again  by  the  Turks.  No  reinforcements 
reached  us,  however ;  and  we  afterwards  heard  that 
the  regiment,  which  should  have  come  up  in  support  of 
us,  was  enfiladed  from  their  right,  and  was  consequently 
drawn  off  in  that  direction.  All  we  could  do  now  was 
to  hold  on  where  we  were,  making  what  cover  we  could 
with  our  entrenching  tools ;  and  this  we  did  until  darkness 
came  on,  when  we  withdrew. 

"  The  weather  had  been  terrible  all  that  day  and  night, 
there  being  heavy  rain  with  a  bitterly  cold  wind  coming  off 
the  snow  hills.  The  ground  became  a  sea  of  mud,  which 
made  it  most  difficult  to  remove  the  wounded  ;  and  many 
of  these  had  to  lie  out  till  the  armistice  was  arranged 
the  following  day."  And  :  "  The  fighting  was  a  pure 
slaughter.  It  was  too  awful.  .  .  .  The  troops  from  France 
say  that  in  all  their  experience  there  they  never  suffered 
so  much  from  weather  conditions." l 

"  The  three  companies  of  Hampshires  were  in  support, 
with  two  native  regiments  and  a  battalion  of  Connaught 
Rangers.  The  Hants  men  were  next  the  river.  The  two 
native  regiments  refused  to  leave  their  trenches  when  they 

1  From  letters  of  Lieutenant-Colonel  W.  B.  Stilwell,  D.S.O.  As  Major, 
he  took  command  of  the  Hampshires  during  the  battle,  after  Colonel 
Bowker's  death. 


ig8      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 

saw  the  fierce  fire  from  the  machine  guns.  The  Connaughts 
were  fighting  farther  off.  So  the  Hampshire  men  were 
obliged  to  go  on  alone.  We  never  made  a  rush,  and  just 
walked  slowly  through  the  rain.  A  slow  march  to  our 
deaths,  I  call  it." 

The  narrator  then  said  they  had  got  mixed  up  with 
the  Black  Watch  and  got  into  the  first  Turkish  trench, 
but  had  been  driven  out  of  it  again.  He  saw  Captain 
Palmer  fall  about  200  yards  from  the  trench,  but  did  not 
see  whether  he  got  up  again  or  where  he  was  wounded.1 

Out  of  the  310  Hampshires  who  went  into  the  battle, 
only  51  escaped  untouched.  Colonel  Bowker,  the  colonel 
in  command,  Captains  Brandon  and  North,  and  Lieutenant 
Needham  were  killed  ;  Captain  Bucknill  and  Bobby  were 
missing,  and  all  their  remaining  officers  wounded  or  half- 
dead  from  shock  and  exposure.  Of  the  men,  32  were 
killed,  136  wounded,  and  75  missing.  On  the  following 
day,  at  the  end  of  the  armistice,  75  officers  and  men  were 
still  missing.  It  was  clear  that  those  of  them  who  had 
fallen  wounded  close  to  the  Turkish  lines  must  have  been 
removed  by  the  Turks  as  prisoners,  and  that  Bobby  must 
have  been  among  their  number. 

A  few  scanty  facts  regarding  his  last  hours  have  come 
to  our  knowledge. 

"  He  was  always  cheerful  to  the  end,"  was  the  testi- 
mony of  Colonel  Stilwell.  His  men  who  survived  him 
described  with  great  admiration  "  his  coolness  in  action, 
his  greater  thoughtfulness  for  them  than  for  himself. 
He  was,"  they  said,  "  a  man  upon  whom  they  could  fully 
rely."  "  When  Captain  Palmer  was  leading  part  of  an 
attack  over  a  long  stretch  of  absolutely  flat  country  that 
had  no  cover  whatever,  the  only  possible  approach  was 
by  steadily  walking  forward.  He  was  so  anxious  all  the 

1  This  was  the  story  as  told  in  the  Agra  Hospital  by  a  wounded  private 
of  the  Hampshire  Regiment  shortly  after  the  event. 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     199 

time  that  his  line  should  be  kept  in  perfect  '  extension,' 
so  as  to  minimize  the  risk  to  his  men.  His  sole  thought 
seems  to  have  been  for  his  men." 

Two  wounded  men  from  Bobby's  platoon  reported  in 
their  Indian  hospital  that  he  had  been  wounded  in  the 
leg.  After  he  was  seen  to  fall,  he  must  have  picked 
himself  up  and  have  gone  on,  according  to  the  account 
given  of  him  in  the  following  letter  from  Second-Lieutenant 
C.  H.  Vernon  of  the  l/4th  Hants,  written  to  Mr.  J.  T. 
Bucknill,  in  which  he  mentioned  his  vain  search  for  my 
nephew's  body  on  7th  April  1916.  Afterwards  he  heard 
of  his  death  in  the  Turkish  camp. 

"  Some  stories,"  he  wrote,  "  have  come  through  from 
survivors  as  to  how  Captain  Palmer  lost  his  life.  As  far 
as  we  can  gather,  he  was  the  only  Hants  officer  actually 
to  penetrate  tjie  Turkish  trenches  with  a  few  men.  That 
was  on  the  extreme  left,  close  to  the  river.  Our  men, 
however,  had  not  been  supplied  by  the  Indian  Govern- 
ment with  bombs.  Consequently  the  Turks,  being  so 
provided,  bombed  them  out,  and  only  one  or  two  men 
escaped  capture  or  death.  It  was  here  that  Captain 
Palmer  was  mortally  wounded  while  trying  to  rally  his 
men  to  hold  the  captured  sector." 


The  agonizing  suspense  endured  by  his  parents  and  by 
all  who  loved  Bobby  came  to  a  tragic  end  on  14th  March, 
when  Monsieur  E.  Naville,  Vice-President  of  the  Inter- 
national Red  Cross  Committee,  telegraphed  from  Geneva 
that  he  had  learnt  through  the  Red  Crescent  that,  "  Cap- 
tain Palmer  was  captured  grievously  wounded.  Died 
before  reaching  hospital." 

Two  months  later,  Captain  Aubrey  Herbert  was  able 
to  supplement  this  information. 


200      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 


CAPTAIN  THE  HON.   AUBREY  HERBERT  TO  THE   EARL 
OF  SELBORNE 

"  H.M.S.  Mantis, 

May  1916. 

"  I  am  more  grieved  than  I  can  say  to  have  given  you 
the  news  which  I  telegraphed  yesterday.  I  know  how 
cruel  the  anxiety  of  doubt  is,  and  telegraphed  to  you 
when  I  had  the  evidence  which  I  and  my  friends  here 
consider  reliable. 

"  About  six  days  ago  I  went  out  to  the  Turks  to  discuss 
terms  for  the  surrender  of  Kut.  I  spent  the  night  in  their 
camp  and  have  been  with  them  several  times  since  then.  I 
asked  them  for  information  about  three  names.  About  two 
of  the  names  I  could  get  little  information.  On  the  third 
day  I  received  a  message  from  Ali  Jenab  Bey,  telling  me 
that  your  son  had  died  in  hospital,  and  that  all  that  could 
be  done  for  him  had  been  done,  and  asking  me  to  tell  you 
how  deeply  he  sympathized  with  you.  The  next  day  Ali 
Jenab  and  two  other  Turks  came  into  our  camp.  One  of 
them,  Mohammed  Riza,  told  me  that  your  son  had  been 
brought  in  after  the  fight  on  the  21st,  slightly  wounded  in 
the  shoulder  and  badly  wounded  in  the  chest.  He  had 
been  well  looked  after  by  the  doctor,  and  the  colonel  of 
the  regiment  (I  could  not  find  out  which  regiment)  had 
visited  him  and,  at  the  doctor's  wish,  sent  him  some 
brandy.  He  did  not  suffer ;  and  the  end  came  after  two 
hours. 

"  It  is  useless  to  try  to  tell  you  how  sorry  I  feel  for  you 
and  all  of  yours.  In  this  campaign,  which  in  my  mind  has 
been  the  most  heroic  of  all,  many  of  our  men  who  have 
given  their  lives  have  suffered  long  and  very  terribly, 
and  when  one  hears  of  a  friend  who  has  gone,  one  is 
glad  in  this  place  to  know  that  he  has  been  spared  that 
sacrifice." 


ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER     201 

Later  in  the  year,  when  that  part  of  Mesopotamia  had 
fallen  into  the  hands  of  our  army,  the  chaplain  who  had 
administered  Bobby's  last  Communion  to  him  five  days 
before  his  death,  the  Rev.  R.  Irwin,  searched  in  vain  all 
over  the  site  occupied  by  the  Turkish  lines  and  camp  on 
21st  January.  He  could  find  no  trace  of  the  burial- 
places  where  the  enemy  had  interred  their  own  men  or 
their  prisoners.  The  body  of  our  beloved  Bobby  lies  in  an 
unknown  grave  in  that  ancient  land.  But  the  fact  is  not 
embittered  with  any  thought  of  loneliness  or  unfulfilled 
destiny  in  regard  to  him.  Rather  we  rejoice  to  believe 
that  the  experience  described  by  him  in  a  poem  on  The 
Voyage  of  Life  has  been  his :  that  his  spirit,  in  company 
with  many  other  steadfast  souls,  passed  out  of  the  stress 
of  battle  up  the  steep  stairway  to  Paradise,  and  that  to 
them  was  granted  the  vision  of 

"  One  standing  on  the  path  with  hands  outstretched. 
They  follow,  and  the  hard  ascent  seems  smooth, 
Till,  when  they  reach  the  upper  light  serene, 
They  look  upon  their  Leader  face  to  face  : 
Straightway  they  know  Him  and  themselves  are  known. 
Then  are  they  glad,  because  they  are  at  rest, 
Brought  to  the  haven  at  last  where  they  would  be. 

R.  S.  A.  P." 

s. 


INDEX 


Alexandra,  Queen,  11-3. 
Ashby,  Dr.  T.,  54. 
Asquith,  Rt.  Hon.  H.  H.,  17,  145, 
146. 

Bailey,  Rev.  C.  W.,  49. 
Balfour,     Miss     Alice,      104     (see 
Letters). 

—  Miss  Eleanor,  104  (see  Letters). 

—  Rt.  Hon.   A.   J.,  i.  16,  17.  65, 

I03~5.  J46- 

—  Rt.    Hon.     Gerald     and     Lady 

Betty,  102,  104. 

"  Balkan  Situation,  Historical 
Background  of,"  173. 

Bar.  the,  R.  S.  A.  Palmer  called  to, 
107. 

Legal  studies,  107-9. 

Prospects  at,  109,  no. 

Bax,  Rev.  A.  N.,  8,  9. 

Bertie,  Ninian,  144,  145. 

Bewsher,  J.,  7. 

Blackmoor,  3,  22,  25,  31,  35,  80, 
no,  in,  117,  122,  135. 

Botha,  General,  57,  58. 

Bowker,  Lieut. -Colonel  F.  J.,  193, 
196,  198. 

Bradley,  Dean,  of  Westminster, 
13- 

Brandon,  Captain,  198. 

Bucknill,  Lieut.  J.,  198. 

Burge,  Dr.  H.,  Bishop,  first  of 
Southwark ;  second  of  Ox- 
ford, 27,  28,  37,  98,  131. 

Caldey  Abbey,  70,  75,  76. 
Canning  Club,  Oxford,  40,  45,  46,  52, 

63,  70,  81. 
Carritt,  E.  F.,  61. 
Carter,  F.,  16,  18. 
Causton,  Captain  Purefoy,  116,  130, 

132-4,    137,    143,    145-8, 

151,  181  (see  Letters). 
Cecil,  Lady  Gwendolen  (Aunt),  40, 

73  (see  Letters.) 


Cecil,  Rt.  Hon.  Lord  Hugh  (Uncle) 
9,  40,  62,  65. 

—  Rt.  Hon.  Lord  Robert  (Uncle), 

72,  loo,  145,  164. 
Chamberlain,  Rt.  Hon.  Austen,  17. 

—  Rt.  Hon.  Joseph,  17. 

Charity  Organization   Society,  95, 

96. 
"  Poor     Man's     Lawyer  " 

Dept.,  48,  95,  97,  98,  100. 
Christian  Social  Union,  95. 
Churchill,  third  Lord,  12. 
Cole,  Hon.  Mrs.  G.  E.  (see  Balfour, 

Miss  Eleanor). 
"  Conversations    of    Christopher," 

172. 
Cook,  A.  B.  K.,  18. 

—  A.     K.,     14,    25,    29,    30    (see 

Letters). 

Corbett,  Ronald,  145. 
Curtis,  Captain  G.  E.,  123. 

Darling,  Sir  C.  J.,  107. 
Drage,  Major  R.  L.,  30-2. 

Eady,  Sir  C.  S.,  108. 
Earl,  Austin,  80,  81. 

—  Mrs.,  79. 

Edghill  House,  Sydenham,  98,  99. 
Edward  VII.,  King,  n,  12. 
Elton,  Captain  G.,  149-51. 

Fisher,  Rt.  Hon.  H.  A.  L.,  78. 

Fletcher,  George,  145. 

Footner,  Lieut.-Col.  F.  L.,  176. 

Forrest,  Captain,  157. 

Foster,  Captain  H.  M.,   186,   191, 

195- 
Franqueville,  Comte  de,  53,  55. 

—  Gomtesse  de  (Aunt),  53,  55. 

George  V.,  King,  n,  12. 
Gibbs,  W.,  102. 
Gladstone,  W.  G.  C.,  145. 
Goddard,  R.,  102,  107-10. 


INDEX 


203 


Gore,  Dr.  Charles,  Bishop,  first  of 
Worcester  ;  second  of 
Birmingham  ;  third  of 
Oxford,  116. 

—  J.,  102,  115. 
Goschen,  Hon.  G.  J.,  185. 
Grenfell,  Captain  Hon.  Julian,  148. 

—  Hon.  William,  148. 

Grey.  Countess  (see  Howick,  Vis- 
countess). 

—  fifth  Earl  (see  Howick,  Viscount). 

—  of  Falloden,  Viscount,  22, 52, 1 10. 

—  Lady  Elizabeth  (Niece),  146. 

Halsbury,  Earl  of,  12. 
Hampshire  Regiment,  The  t 

R.  S.  A.  Palmer's  Commission  in, 

105,  in,  114,  129,  162. 
on  Salisbury  Plain,  109,  111-15. 
at  Fort  Monckton,  113,  122. 
"  F  "  Company,  115,  119,  129. 
ordered  to  India,  116. 
on  Ullonia,  118,  130. 
in  India,  118-48. 
at  Dum-Dum,  119. 
at  Barrackpore,  119. 
at  Agra,  119-48. 
"  D  "  Company,  129. 
ordered  to  Persian  Gulf,  147. 
in  Amarah,  158-79. 
"  A  "  Company,   159,   172,  174, 

176,  178,  179. 
Christmas  at  Amarah,  174,  178, 

179. 

Casualties  at  Kut,  176,  179. 
in  battle  of  Sheike  Saad,  185-92. 

Umm-Al-Hannah,  196-9- 

Officers  of,   116,   119,    123,   128, 
13°.  M9-5I.  158,  159, 173. 
174,  186,  191,  193,  196-8. 
Work  of  R.  S.  A.  Palmer  in— 

Canteen    Reform,    128, 

129. 

Care  for  Men,  114,  130, 

131,  135.  136.  147,  149- 
52,  157,  176,  177,  198, 
199. 

Regimental  games,  129, 

145,  165,  170. 

Lectures,  129, 130, 172-4. 

Harris,  J.  H.,  159. 
Hatfield,  3,  44,  80. 
Herbert,  A.  P.,  30,  45,  46. 

—  Hon.  Aubrey,  199,  200. 
Hirtzel,  Sir  A.,  102. 

"  Historical  Background  of  the 
Balkan  Situation,"  173. 


Houghton,  Boydell,  K.C.,  109. 
Howard,  Lady  Mary,  12. 
Howick,  Viscount,  i,  26,  52,  71,  72. 
—  Viscountess  (Sister),  i,  4,  26,  52 
(see  Letters). 

India : 
Agra,  84,  119,  123.  129,  131.  M8- 

159,  162. 

Barrackpore,  119. 
Benares,  87,  116,  126. 
Bhurtpur,  shoot  at,  123-6. 
Bombay,  Diocese  of,  83,  90,  94. 

Missionary  Tours  in,  90-2. 

Christian  Church  in,  93-5. 

Darjeeling,  89,  116,  121. 

Delhi,  126. 

Dinapur,  116,  119. 

Dum-Dum,  119- 

Durbar,  The,  82-4. 

Goa,  85,  86. 

Hampshire     Regiment     in     (see 

Hampshire  Regiment). 
Hinduism,  84,  87,  88,  94,  126-8. 
Hindustani  language,    146,   147, 

149. 

Jains,  the,  88. 
Khyber  Pass,  89. 
Kinchin janga  Peak,  88,  89. 
Mesopotamia,  Indian  regiments 

in,  162,  191,  196,  197. 
Muttra,  126-8. 
Narkanda,  143. 
Problems  of  Government  of,  92-5. 

138-43  (see  also  Palmer, 

Roberts.  A.— III.  Views). 
Rawal  Pindi,  133. 
Srinagar,  89,  90,  97. 
Taj,  the,  84,  120,  148. 
Territorials  in,  131. 
Tour,   1911,   R.  S.  A.  Palmer's, 

83-93- 

India,  A  Little  Tour  in,  83,  91. 

"  Inequalities  :  Criticisms  and  Sug- 
gestions from  the  Chris- 
tian Point  of  View,"  132. 

Iremonger,  Rev.  F.  A.,  97. 

Irwin,  Rev.  R.,  201. 

"  Isis  Idols,"  65,  66. 

Jeanned'Arc,Beatificationof.53,55. 
Johnson,  Lionel,  14. 

Kelly,  Major-General,  113,  122. 
Kitchener     of     Khartoum,     Earl, 
114.  "5- 


204      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMED 


Knox,  Rev.  Ronald  A.,  67-71  (see 
Letters). 

"Labour  Problem  in  South  Africa, 

The,"  32. 
Lascelles,  E.,  100. 
Letters: 

Cecil,  Lady  Gwendolen,  to  Sel- 

borne,  Countess  of,  40. 
Cecil,  Lord  Robert,  to  Selborne, 

Countess  of,  100. 
Herbert,    Captain,   Hon.    A.,   to 

Selborne,  Earl  of,  200. 
Wolmer,  Viscount,  to  Selborne, 

Countess  of,  40. 
Letters  of  R.  S.  A.  Palmer  to  i 
Balfour,  Miss  Alice,  104. 

—  Miss  Eleanor,  163,  164,  168- 

70,  177,  178. 

Causton,  Purefoy,  137,  160-2. 

Cook,  A.  K.,  25,  26. 

Howick,  Viscountess,  122,  145, 
146. 

Knox,  Rev.  Ronald,  121,  152, 
153,  165-8, 171, 172, 174-6. 

Norfolk,  Duke  of,  n. 

Palmer,  Hon.  Lewis,  78,  79,  165. 

Ridding,  Lady  Laura,  22,  23,  98, 
136, 162, 170, 171, 176, 177. 

Selborne,  Countess  of,  8,  16-8,  20, 
21,  42-4,  56-60,  72,  75, 
76,  80,  81,  96,  97,  100-4, 
106-8,  112-7,  II9~2I> 
133-6,  138,  146-8,  153-8, 
164,  165,  170,  179. 

—  Earl  of,  19,  20,  23-5,  29,  38, 

46-50,  74,  75,  123-6,  138- 

43,  146, 159, 160,  162,  169, 

170. 

Wolmer,  Viscount,  53,  122,  123. 
Lister,  Hon.  Charles,  165,  166. 
Little  Tour  in  India,  A,  83,  91. 
Lunt,  Sergeant  A.,  130,  131. 
Lyttelton,    General   Hon.    N.    and 

Hon.  Lady,  102. 
—  Hon.  Mrs.  Arthur,  16. 

Marriott,  J.  A.  R.,  45. 
Mesopotamia  and  the  Middle  East, 

172. 
Mesopotamia : 

Ali  Gherbi,  181-3. 

Amarah,  158,  166,  172,  178-82. 

Arabs,  154,  158,  165,  166-8. 

Bagdad,  173-5. 

Basra,  151,  153,  162. 

Ctesiphon,  battle  of,  174-6. 


Mesopotamia  (continued) — 

Hampshire  Regiment  in,  153-98. 
Kut,  Action  at,  164,  167,  168. 

—  Attempted  Relief  of,  179-96. 

—  Retreat  to  and  Siege  of,  151, 

!75.  !76.  X78.  r79.  200. 
Sheike  Saad,  battle  of,  184-90. 
the   Tigris,   153,    157,   158,    174, 

175,  190,  191,  195,  197. 
Turkish  forces  and  movements, 
164,  167,  168,  182,  184-92, 
i 97-200. 
Umm-Al-Hannah,      battle      of, 

196-9. 
Unhealthy  Conditions  of  troops 

in,  159,  162,  191. 
Wadi  River,  battle  of,  191-4. 
Meston,  Lady,  147. 
Micklem,   Rev.  Nathaniel,  41,  42, 

62,  66,  67,  77. 
Mills,  Hon.  C.  T.,  115. 
Missionary     Campaign     In     South 
London,  48-51. 

Naville,  E.,  199. 
Needham,  R.  L.,  196,  198. 
Norfolk,  fifteenth  Duke  of,  n,  12. 
Norris,  Private  F.,  151,  152. 
North,  Captain  H.  F.,  191,  193,  195, 

196,  198. 

Northcote,  Lady,  96. 
—  Lord,  i,  82. 

Oxford  : 

All  Souls'  Fellowship,  82. 

Arnold  Society,  99. 

Bagley  Wood,  80. 

Canning     Club     (see     Canning 

Club). 

Final  Honours  School,  60,  80,  81. 
Friends  of  R.  S.  A.  Palmer  at, 

39-45,    60-2,    64,    66-70, 

73.  74,  77.  78,  80,  81. 
Hertford  Scholarship,  45,  52. 
Ireland  and  Craven  Scholarship, 

52,  62. 

Moral  Standards  at,  138. 
New  College  Fellowship,  107. 
Newdigate  Prize,  45,  52. 
Union      Society      (see      Union 

Society). 
University  Church  Union,  62,  63, 

65,  66,  69. 
University  College,  36,  39,  60-2, 

66,  68. 

Oxford  House,  Bethnal  Green,  47, 
48,  95-8,  100,  in. 


INDEX 


205 


Palmer,     Hon.     Robert     Stafford 

Arthur  : 

I.  Events  of  his  Life — 
Birth,  i. 
Childhood,  1-13. 
Colet    Court,    Hammer- 
smith, at,  6,  7,  14. 
Confirmation,  10. 
Coronation  page  to  Queen, 

Southgate  Hill,  Win- 
chester, at,  14-38. 

South  Africa,  visits  to,  25, 
3?,  39- 

Senior  Commoner  Prefect, 
26,  28,  32,  51. 

Scholar,  University  Col- 
lege, Oxford,  36,  39-81. 

Oxford  House,  Bethnal 
Green,  at,  47,  48,  95-8, 
100. 

South  London  Missionary 
Campaign,  48-51. 

Paris,  in,  53. 

Rome,  in,  53-5. 

First  Class  in  Modera- 
tions, 52. 

Oxford  Canning  Club,  40, 
45.  46.  63,  70,  81. 

President  of  Oxford  Union, 
62-9,  150. 

President  of  Oxford  Uni- 
versity Church  Union, 
62,  63,  65,  66,  69. 

Dartmoor,  on,  41,  73,  74. 

Caldey  Abbey,  at,  70,  75, 
76. 

Dunottar  Castle  cruise,  79. 

First  Class  in  Litt.  Hum., 
62,  81. 

India,  tour  in,  83-93. 

London  Philanthropic 
Work,  94-101. 

Social  Experiences,  102-6. 

The  Bar,  107-10. 

Commission  in  Hampshire 
Regiment,  105,  in,  114. 

Home  Service,  1 1 1-7. 

Volunteered  for  Foreign 
Service,  114,  115. 

Ultonia,  voyage  on,  118. 

India,  stationed  in,  118- 
48. 

Promotion  to  Captain,  129, 
162. 

Persian  Gulf,  ordered  to, 
147. 


Palmer,     Hon.      Robert     Stafford 
Arthur  (continued) : 

I.  Events  of  his  Life  (continued) — 

H.M.S.     Varsova,    voyage 

on,  152,  153. 

Mesopotamia,  in,  153-201. 
Football,  accident  at,  172, 

174. 

Amarah  lectures,  172-4. 
Relief  of  Kut,  march  to, 

176-96. 
Sheike  Saad  Battle,  184- 

90. 

Wadi  River  Battle,  191-4. 
Umm-Al-Hannah    Battle, 

196-9. 
Death,  196,  198-200. 

II.  Character        and    Character- 

istics, 2-4,  10,  ii,  27,  28, 
30-2,  34-6,  41,  60,  61, 
64,  67-71,  74,  77,  78, 

94,  no,  134,   135,   150, 

I5I- 

Affections,  force  of,  25, 
28,  51,  73,  78,  105,  106. 

Art  and  beauty,  apprecia- 
tion of,  14,  26,  35,  36, 
79,  80,  83,  84,  88-90, 

III,      I2O,      126—8,      143, 

144,  148,  177,  x8i. 
Balance  and  judgment,  3, 
4,  54.  60.  61,  69,  92,  93. 

IO2,  IO3,  107. 

Conscientiousness,  28,  30, 
33,  34,  61,  67. 

Duty,  sense  of,  2,  28,  29, 
51,  113,  131,  135. 

Friendships  and  social  en- 
joyment, 36,  40—4,  52, 
7<>.  73.  74.  77.  78.  80,  84, 
97,  102-6,  132-4,  149- 

51- 
Fun  and  humour,  7,  34, 

36,  46,  49,  69-71,  73, 

76,   91,    104,    105,    in, 

133.  165,  171,  172,  195. 
Games,  love  of,  30,  32,  34, 

35,   66,    102,    103,   145, 

165,  170,  172. 
Indian  problems,  interest 

in,   83,   85,   90-5,    131, 

132,  138-43. 
Legal   acumen,    4,    5,    9, 

95.  97.  107-10. 
Literary        talent        and 

tastes,  19-21,  32,  33, 
35-7.  56-6o,  72-4,  83, 


206      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 


Palmer,      Hon.     Robert     Stafford 
Arthur  (continued) : 

II.  Character  and  Characteristics 

(continued) — 

92,  106,  119,  131,  132, 

134.  !35.  H6,  *49.  15°. 

153,  167,  172-4. 
Mental  force,  4,  7,  9,  27, 

32,  33.  60.  92,  i°9- 
Methodizer,  3,  9,  34,  35, 

4°.  52,  77.  81. 
Military     capacity,     113, 

128-31,     135,     149-51. 

172-4,  198,  199. 
Missionary  ardour,  48-51, 

93-5.  132,  137-8- 
Mother,  devotion  to  his, 

5.  15.  56,  75.  134- 
Naturalist,  7,  8,  21-5,  35, 

36,  74,  87,  88,  no,  in, 

118,  120,  123,  143,  144, 

169-71,  181. 
Oratory,  40,  45,  46,  49,  50, 

64-6,  68,  69,  174. 
Personal    appearance,    3, 

39,  42,68,  79,  117. 
Philosopher,    5,     29,    57, 

58,  72,  112. 
Political    interests,    16-9, 

45-7.  66-8,  72,  77,  81, 

82,  84,  85,  132,  138-43, 

145,  146,  170. 
Purity,    10,    n,    29,    34, 

36,  71,  136-8. 
Religion,    10,    n,    28-30, 

32,  41,  42,  63,  69,  70, 

78,  90,  96,  97,  134,  148, 

150.  151- 
Scholarship,  7,  16,  27,  33, 

36,   45,   52,   53,   55-62, 

67,  72. 
Sensitiveness  and  reserve, 

2,  22,  27,  30,  37,  38,  42, 

43,  103,  i2i,  145,  178. 
Social    Reform    interests, 

46,    47,    66,    67,    94-9, 

177. 
Sport,    love    of,    22,    66, 

123-6,  180,  181. 
Theological  interests,    10, 

41,  67,  69,  75,  76,  85,  87, 
TTT    i/     90' 93-5,  96,  98. 

III.  Views  on — 

Conservatism  and  Radi- 
calism, 45,  47,  66,  67, 
81,  82. 

Death,  61,  161,  193. 


Palmer,     Hon.      Robert     Stafford 
Arthur  (continued) : 

III.  Views  on  (continued) — 

Democracy,  162. 

Ethics  of  war,    148,   168, 

169. 

Fear,  187. 
Friendship-making,  42, 43, 

*34- 
Future  of  Christianity  in 

India,  93. 

Future  state,  a,  176. 
Indian  unrest,  92-4,  138- 

Military  mentality  and 
standards,  in,  112, 119, 
I2i.  122,  144,  155-7, 
160,  161.  178,  179,  191, 
195. 

National  and  Christian 
ideals,  148,  163,  164, 
169,  177- 

Prostitution,  136-8. 

Public  school  mentality, 
29,  33.  37.  38,  43.  122, 
«3*« 

Pursuit  of  enjoyment,  102, 
103. 

Responsibility  of  share- 
holders, 95,  96. 

Women's  Suffrage,  99  (see 
also  Letters). 

IV.  Writings  :  Prose— 

A  Little  Tour  in  India 
(Arnold),  83,  91. 

Appeal  for  Edgehill 
House  in  the  Spectator, 

"  Conversations  of  Christo- 
pher," National  Review, 
172. 

"  The  Historical  Back- 
ground of  the  Balkan 
Situation,"  173. 

"  Inequalities  :  Criticisms 
and  Suggestions  from 
the  Christian  Point  of 
View,"  132. 

"  The  Labour  Problem  in 
South  Africa,"  National 
Review,  32. 

"  Mesopotamia  and  the 
Middle  East,"  172. 

"  The  Territorials  in 
India :  Adaptation  to 
Environment,"  the 
Indiaman,  131. 


INDEX 


207 


Palmer,     Hon.     Robert     Stafford 

Arthur  (continued) : 
IV.  Writings :  Prose  (continued) — 

Wentworth's  Reform,  35, 
36,  45.  134,  135. 

"  Why  Men  should  Sup- 
port Women's  Sufi- 
rage,"  Conservative  and 
Unionist  Woman's 

Franchise  Review,  99. 

"  Woman      Sufirage      at 
Work      in      America," 
Nineteenth  Century,  100. 
IV.   Writings  :   Verse— 

"  Letizia,  Mother  of 
Napoleon,"  36. 

Limericks,  21,  37. 

"  Michael  Angelo,"  52. 

"  On  Seeing  the  Sunrise 
after  reading  Kant  on 
the  '  Cosmological  Anti- 
nomy,' "  73. 

Sonnet  on  a  Game  of 
Lawn  Tennis,  103. 

Sonnet  on  the  War,  the 
Times,  159,  160. 

"On  a  Visit  to  Vijaya- 
nagar,"  86. 

"  The    Voyage    of    Life," 

201. 

Palmer,  Dr.  E.  J.,  Bishop  of  Bom- 
bay, 14,  48,  65,  90—2. 

—  Hon.    William    Jocelyn    Lewis 

(Brother),  I,  25,  51,  78-80, 
96,  115-7,  130,  133,  136, 
143,  145,  166  (see 
Letters). 

—  Ralph  C.,  82. 
Patmore,  Gaptain  F.  J.,  169. 
Peel,  Colonel,  Hon.  S.,  115. 
Penal  Reform  Association,  95. 
Pickford,  Sir  W.,  108. 

Pius  X.,  Pope,  54. 
Ponsonby-Fane,  Sir  Spencer,  12. 
Poynton,  A.  B.,  61,  62. 
Prior,  Captain  E.  Foss,  48,  50. 

Radwell,  Major  J.,  123. 

Raju,  Professor  J.  B.,  84,  85,  94, 

119,  132,  140. 
Reminiscences  and  Impressions  of 

R.  S.  A.  Palmer,  by  : 
Bewsher,  J.,  7. 
Burge,  Dr.  H.,  Bishop  of  Oxford, 

27,  28,  131. 
Carritt,  E.  F..  61. 
Carter,  F.,  16. 


Reminiscences  and  Impressions  by 

(continued) — 
Cook,  A.  K.,  29,  30. 
Drage,  Major  R.  L.,  30-2. 
Earl,  Mrs.,  79. 
Elton,  Captain  G.,  149-51. 
Fisher,  Rt.  Hon.  H.  A.  L.,  78. 
Goddard,  R.,  109,  no. 
Herbert,  A.  P.,  30,  45,  46. 
Iremonger,  Rev.  F.  A.,  97. 
I  sis  Idols,  65,  66. 
Knox,  Rev.  R.,  67-71. 
Lunt,  Sergeant  A.,  130,  131. 
Micklem,    Rev.   N.,   41,   42,   66, 

67. 

Norris,  Private  F.,  151,  152. 
Palmer,    Dr.    E.    J.,    Bishop   of 

Bombay,  15,  91,  92. 
Poynton,  A.  B.,  61,  62. 
Stevenson,  G.  H.,  60. 
Stilwell,    Lieut.-Colonel   W.    B., 

151,  198. 
Swain,  Rev.  E.  Priestley,  40,  41, 

Talbot,  Dr.  N.,  Bishop  of  Pre- 
toria, 74. 

Williams,  Rev.  G.,  84,  85. 
Wolmer,  Viscount,  10,  n,  33-6. 
Ridding,  Dr.  G.,  Bishop  of  South- 
well, 8,  9. 

—  Lady  Laura  (Aunt),  8,   n,  25, 

in,  123  (see  Letters). 
Robertson,  Canon,  12. 
Rosebery,  fifth  Earl  of,  17. 
Ross-Keppel,  Sir  G.,  89. 

Salisbury,     late     Marchioness     of 
(Grandmother),  4. 

—  Marchioness  of,  40. 

—  third  Marquis  of  (Grandfather), 

I,  8,  9,  23,  65. 
Scrutton,  Sir  T.,  107. 
Selborne,  Countess  of  (Mother),  I, 

5,  6,  io,  15,  25,  26,  43,  51, 

56,   57.    75.    79.    99.    117. 

132,    134,    136,    151,    199 

(see  Letters). 

—  first   Earl   of    (Grandfather),    4, 

65,  107. 

—  second  Earl  of  (Father),  x,  8,  9, 

14,  15,  17,  25,  37,  75,  99, 

117,    145,    146,    199    (see 

Letters). 
Shaw-Stewart,  Sir  Hugh  and  Lady 

Alice,  103. 

Simon,  Rt.  Hon.  Sir  J.,  109. 
Sinister  Street,  136-8. 


208      ROBERT  STAFFORD  ARTHUR  PALMER 


Socialism  and  Social  Reform,  47, 
66,  67,  76,  95-8.  I02,  I03. 
no,  122  (see  Palmer, 
Hon.  R.  S.  A.— III. 
Views). 
"  South  Africa,  Labour  Problem 

in,"  32. 
South  Africa : 

First  visit  to,  22,  25,  26. 
Second  visit  to,  38,  39. 
Selborne,    Earl   of,    High   Com- 
missioner of,  25,  74,  75. 
Sport  in,  22,  66. 
Victoria  Falls,  25,  26. 
Spectator,  the,  letter  to,  99. 
Stables,  J.  H.,  130. 
Stevenson,  G.  H.,  60. 
StilweU,  Lieut.-Colonel  W.  B.,  151, 

159,  173.  194.  198. 
Students'  Christian  Movement,  42, 

69,  95- 

Swain,  Rev.  F.  Priestley,  40,  41,  74. 
Sykes,  Colonel  Sir  Mark,  164,  165, 

167. 

Talbot,  Dr.  E.,  Bishop,  first  of 
Rochester  ;  second  of 
Southwark  ;  third  of  Win- 
chester, 10,  51. 

—  Dr.  N.,  Bishop  of  Pretoria,  74. 

—  Gilbert,  46,  148. 

—  John,  102. 

Tariff  Reform,  17,  18. 

Temple,    Dr.    F.,    Archbishop    of 

Canterbury,  7,  12,  20. 
"  Territorials  in  India  :  Adaptation 

to  Environment,"  131. 

Union    Society,    Oxford,    40,    45, 

62-9,  150. 
University  Church  Union,  Oxford, 

62,  63,  65,  66,  69,  75. 

Vernon,  C.  H.,  199. 
Victoria  Falls,  South  Africa,  25,  26. 
"  Visit  to  Vijayanagar,"  on,  86. 
"  Voyage  of  Life,"  201. 

War,  The : 

Casualties  in,  144,  145,  147,  148, 
159,  162,  164-6,  168,  175, 


War,  The  (continued)— 

176,   179,   185,   187,    189, 
192-4,  197-200. 
Ethics  of,  148,  1 68,  169. 
Hampshire     Regiment    in    (see 

Hampshire  Regiment). 
Hatred  of,  119-22,  134,  135,  148, 
151,     159-64,     166,     168, 
169,  178,  179. 

Indian  opinion  of,  effect  on,  141. 
Kut  (see  Mesopotamia). 
Mesopotamia       (see       Mesopo- 
tamia). 

Outbreak  of,  in,  112. 
Sonnet  on,  159,  160. 
Turkish  forces  and  movements 

in  (see  Mesopotamia). 
Wentworth's   Reform,    35,    36,    45, 

134.  135- 

Whittuck,  Rev.  C.,  63. 
"  Why      Men      should      Support 

Women's  Suffrage,"  99. 
Williams,  Rev.  G.,  84,  85. 
Willoughby  de  Broke,  Lady,  99. 
Winchester,  n,  14,  65. 

—  Assizes  at,  107-9. 

—  Bird-study  at,  21-5,  35. 

—  Cathedral,  14,  49,  120. 

—  Debating  Society,  18,  32. 

—  Games,  29,  30,  32-5. 

—  House   Prefect,   25,   26,   28-31, 

37.  43,  5i,  52. 

—  Scholarly  successes  at,   16,   27, 

32,  33.  36,  40,  43- 

—  Senior   Commoner   Prefect,    26, 

28,  40,  43,  51,  52. 

—  Southgate  Hill :    House  C.,  14, 

15,  25,  26,  37,  43,  51,  52. 
Wolmer,  Viscount  (Brother),  i,  3-6, 
10,  ii,  15,  25,  33-6,  39, 
40,  44,  53,  64,  66,  71,  72, 
79,  108,  122  (see  Letters). 

—  Viscountess,  I. 

"  Woman's  Suffrage  at  Work  in 
America,"  99,  100. 

Woman's  Suffrage,  99,  100. 

Wright,  Howard,  107. 

Wyatt,  Lieut.-Colonel  A.,  119,  128- 
3°.  147- 

Xavier,  St.  Francis,  85,  86. 


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are  really  illustrative  or  really 
amusing,  not  merely  imagined  to  be  so 
by  an  indulgent    relation.      Here    is    a 
characteristic   story     of     his     thirst    for 
knowledge  at  an  early  age:— 

"  We  discovered  him  seated  on  the  library 
floor,  surrounded  by  volumes  of  the  new 
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what  I  want.'  he  explained;  '  I  wish  to  under- 
stand  why  women  wear  hats  in  church,  and 
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'•  Women,"  and  cannot  find  the  reason.'  W« 
introduced  him  to  Binghani's  'Antiquities,' 
where  his  curiosity  was  satisfied,  but  without 
convincing  him  of  the  reasonableness  of  the 
rule.'1 

The  biographer  notes  his  first  public 
appearance  as  at  the  Coronation  of 
Edward  VII.,  when  he  was  a  Page  to  the 
Queen.  To  account  for  her  choice  of  him, 
the  boy  of  fourteen  said,  '-We  met  five 
yea*  "ago."  That  must  have  been 

at    the    Jubilee    of    1897,    when    the    two 

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of  England,  a  most  loyal  (though  very 
critical)  member,  ton,  of  the  Consen. 

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but    always    in    a    good    sense.      He    was 
extraordinarily  loyal  to  his  own  kin     lie 
had  for  those,  among  them  from  whos 
learnt    rnr<->    a   thorough    admiration:    he- 
would    even    say    (but    only    to    his    own 
family)  that  a  sermon  from  one  of  them 
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— an  opinion  in  which  not  every  one 
outside  the  charmed  circle  would  follow 
him.  But  after  all.  the  admirati", 
natural  enough  in  the  circumstance- 
many  people  have  had  such  a  Prime 
Minister  as  Lord  Salisbury  and  such  a 
Lord  Chancellor  as  the  first  Lord  Sei- 
borne  as  grandfathers.  Nor  must  one 
always  take  what  he  says  quite  so 
seriously  as  his  biographer  does.  Even 
he  had  his  moments  of  discontent.  He 
certainly  did  not  mean  it  seriously  when 
he  said: — 

i:  It  afflicts  me  rather  that  nearly  all  the 
nice  people  I  know  at  Oxford  are  Liberals. 
The  Tories  are  mostly  selfish  and  insiucera 
jingoes;  the  people  who  really  caie  i'or  '  the 
poor  and  needy  '  are  almost  all  Liberals.  !t 
is  hard  to  resist  the  conclusion  dial  there  is 
loss  attraction  to  good  minds  in  L~in 
than  in  Liberalism.  i  (iuii't  at  all  want  to 
become  a  Liberal,  and  this  fact  seems  to  uie 
to  make  it  more  important  not  <o;  but  the 

rn'hiriK   my  views   ;o  the 

Tories  (it  it  over  extends  beyond  the  Canning  ) 
I  will,   f  fear,  be  thank  !<••>>." 

At  Oxford,  as  ai  Winchester,  he  showed 
great  ability  ami  a  rare  c<mscieiiti«. 
Th"    biography    reveals,    quite    delicately. 
'  his  intimates  ai  the  L'nm-r- 
',  sity    were    rather  priggish 

persons,  but  then1  was   never  in  him  th<i 
ouch   of   prigu'i-lin- ->s 
He      was      a      man      in      character 
and    judgiv  ndent 

"  lotus,  leres.  utijtie  ruumdus."     So  when 
he  ciu:  -ehoo]    and   colioge,  and 

was  called  to  a  life  for  which  he  Ir- 
natural  disinclination,  he  made  the 
fice  willingly,  eiidured  Itardntss,  und  gnv-? 
up  his  life  with  undaumed  eourftge.     'i  h»« 
,  later    life   consists    roughly    <,t    two   parts, 
j  the   g-  :      Lion    f/f    the    material   for 

which  ha-  been  in  print  before  -India  and 
•amia.  The  "  Little-  Tour  in 
India"  and  the  "Lettt>>  liom  Mesofjo- 
tamia  "Deeply  impressed  those'  who  read 
them.  ••<!  the  writer's  extra- 

ordinary power  of  observation  and  analy- 
sis, as  well  as  the  charm  of  his  character. 


UK*   Of 

his  great,  friendship  with  Pmrfcy  ( 
there  is  indeed  not.  much  to  add.     A-«  w> 
close  the  hook  we  crives  thanks  for  it   lif* 
which  ended  nobly,  with   a  sacrilii-r-  that 
did  not  blink  the  ir.     Hi*  own 

words  are  ihe  inosi,  tittintr  ending  to  Una 
appreciation  of  a  beautiful   life 
'  On*  standing  on  th«  path  with  hands  oub 

stretched 
ITiey    follow,    and    the    liarcl    ascent 

smooth , 

Till,  when  thej  reacli  ihe  upper  liglit 
They  look  upon  their  Leader  face  to 
Straightway  they  know  Him  aad 

are  known. 

Then  are  they  glad.  Voaus*  they  are  at  rest, 
Brought  to  the  haven  at  last  whero  ther 
be."- 


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